I'm gliding through the garden area of level 1, seeing the beautiful things. There were so many things to explore; I kept taking so many pictures and audios of everything, making sketches and turning them in to the bot that follows me that is named Kip. I see my point is 1200. I am on top of the leaderboard, baby! I can just rest for the day, or maybe not because there is another random with 800 points on the leaderboard. I can barely focus, though, because these camera people keep putting it in my face; they are having a race of their own to interview me. "What is it like being first?" "Do you think you'll survive?" "What is your opinion on the other racers?" Do they not know that I am too busy worrying about dying?
I ignore them and blast away with my electric skates that send me flying, but flying a bit too far because I accidentally no-clip, and I land on my ass on level 9. I heard that when you no-clip on grass in the background, it takes seconds for you but hours for other people watching. Ah shit, I look around and realize I'm on the worst level possible! Level fucking 8... just my damn luck to be on this level. It's super pitch black too, and my electric skates that are glowing blue are not helping. I am so fucked!
I look around, thinking maybe I can do a one-man standing on their asses, but that could also go to hell. I glide through the level, going through very narrow spaces just to pass through, then I get through a very tight level, and now I am in a fleshy place known as the hive... goddammit. Then something runs to me, and I am now in level 10 somehow. Maybe that place was starting to make me see things, and I hope I can make it to level 11, but I don't know how. It sucks now that without the cameras I have no idea where to go... I glide through the hay surprisingly fast; maybe this hay is built out of something different, considering it is as fast as I can glide on metal.
I then reach a barn where some M.E.G. people are eating cupcakes. I walk to them. "Hey, may you lead me out of this level?" One of them actually chokes on the cupcake and spits it out. "Oh shit, you were gone for days! Like 5 days, bro. What the hell happened? You're 26th place; everybody is chilling on level " My mouth drops in shock. So those rumors were true, but it's way more than hours; it's fucking days! Luckily they guide me to level 11, and they say that I am in 26th place in points. People already have 20k points discovering new levels randomly, no-clipping, and realizing how behind I am.
But then I see someone come in 27th place; it's that Tyler guy. He looks like absolute shit, bleeding everywhere and barely able to stand. He is helped by others, and then on the leaderboard his points drop to 50k. Turns out he has discovered places of the hive, documenting everything that is currently being written down about the death level or whatever shit is going on.... And they could only find a recording of audio of him screaming in darkness, so who knows what he has been through? I'll just rest for the night.