"Are you sure you don't want to experience the Umalator, Tachyon?"
"Ooh~~ But I'm not an Uma member of team Minaz, you know? I'm your assistant trainer. I'm still a racing Uma under someone else."
"That's true, but wouldn't you have a better way to assist them if you experienced it firsthand?"
"That is a scientifically sound opinion."
The trainer and assistant trainer of the Minaz team look at their trainees inside the various umalator devices. Seeing the many team Minaz's Umas, so quiet and calm, feels unnerving for the trainer. His trainees are rarely ever this calm when they're together.
"If I did enter the Umalator, who would help you with the IT works?"
While the trainer has chairwoman Akikawa on his lap, the assistant trainer has her laptop. Her hands are deep inside her lab coat, but she is still capable of typing with all of her fingers.
"Don't underestimate me too much. I have experience in IT, you know?"
"What were you planning to be before picking a trainer?"
"It'll be a long story."
The young man had been in an internship at Cyberdyne Systems. He was working on the project Skynet at the time. They succeed in creating an artificial superintelligence. Everyone was overjoyed at the fact that they had basically just created a trump card, until it gained self-awareness. Several wacky time-travelling shenanigans later, the young man possessed the body of his younger self and deleted the entire repository on GitHub, preventing the bullshits from happening in the first place.
"But it'll be interesting, no?"
"Doubtful."
It's just your average time-travelling story. What's so interesting about that?
"It's just your average internship story. So leave the controlling to me, you can use one of the empty ones."
"Why do you want to see me run so much, trainer?"
"... I want to see the truth of the what-ifs."
"You shouldn't pay attention to anecdotal stories, Trainer. We, scientists, must only accept the truth. To only accept what is true in this world is what we should strive to."
"Is that so? Do you need some drinks?"
"Eh? Why did you suddenly change the subject?"
"Your hands are shaking."
True to the young man's words, Tachyon's hands are shaking. Tachyon's hands are hidden inside her lab coat, but even the young man can clearly see that they're shaken.
"No matter what you say, you can never get rid of your emotion, Tachyon. I had tried it before."
"Why do you care for your assistant trainer so much? You know I might enter a race and be your enemy."
"That's what I want the most from you, Tachyon."
The scientist stops typing on her laptop and glances at the young man at the edge of her vision. It was the first time someone ever looked at her as if she were the main meal. Normally, it would be her who looks at others suspiciously, she never thought that there would be a day when the position would be reversed. Tachyon's body heats up from the intensity of the young man's stare.
You'd better stop, Igo. You said it yourself, no? I'm still a living being under all these masks. I still have a need to reproduce, you know?
"To have you as the grinding stone instead of the pedal for my Umas."
"Do you have to use such an old metaphor, trainer? We're in the modern age, you know? I'm the motor in this age."
"Hey now! Don't start picking my metaphor like that. That's not cool. You're supposed to be a scientist, not a linguist. If you're a motor, then I'll ride you instead."
"I suggest putting me in a casing first before riding on me, trainer. It might hurt if you ride on top of a motor directly."
"You don't exactly look painful to ride on, Tachyon. You look very plump."
"You said that I still have emotion, and now you're mocking me that I'm fat. You really are the worst, trainer."
"Am I wrong, though? Come here and I'll show you."
The scientist normally would not entertain the idea of playing around too much, but she can't stop herself when it comes to this young man. His cocky and smug attitude makes the scientist wish that she could prove him wrong. To see the smug smile turn bashful like the chairwoman on his lap.
I guess I'm more humane than I think.
"All that physical boast, but look at how plump your thighs are."
The young man bravely inserted his hand between Tachyon's stocking-covered thighs. Feeling around her meat and muscle, digging his fingers into the extreme tenderness of the scientist's thighs. Tachyon's instinct kicks in as her body detects a warm foreign object where there normally wouldn't and she squeezes her thighs together.
"A runner's thighs should be much firmer than this, Tachyon. You haven't fulfilled your true potential."
"Did you forget about my glass legs, trainer?"
"That's why I want you to use the Umalator, Tachyon. Show me your body. Show me the true Agnes Tachyon."
*Ssshhhhhkkk*
"Excuse me, I heard that Tachyon is here."
The door of the room is suddenly opened, and an Uma with big breasts enters the room. Her reddish-brown long hair is styled in a twintail that whips her surroundings every time she turns her head. On her head is a tiara that reflects every bit of light, making it the most eye-catching accessory on her body. Her crimson eyes almost mimic the young man's eyes, the difference being that her pupils are sharp like a cat's. Which is weird, considering her other-world self is a herbivore.
"Ah, Daiwa Scarlet! Welcome! Trainer, prepare the snacks!"
"This is not our usual team room. There are no snacks here."
"Then go buy some."
The usually factual scientist instantly turns warm the moment Daiwa Scarlet enters the room. The young man knows why Agnes Tachyon melts around Daiwa Scarlet. In the otherworld, these two are father and daughter. The young man wonders if these two ever question why they fit so much.
"Eh? Tachyon, why is that man's hand between your thighs?"
This is a very questionable position we are in…
"We are experimenting with our bodies!!"
You're making things more questionable, Tachyon…
"Experimenting… Mind if I join?"
Daiwa Scarlet is normally a sensible Uma, except when it comes to doing anything with Tachyon. She becomes a gullible bastard that even a small child can trick.
"Tachyon, if you run, you will reach our team room and get the snacks in mere seconds."
"Ah! You're right!"
Not only has Daiwa Scarlet become an idiot, but so too has Agnes Tachyon. This pair's IQ drops considerably when they are around each other. It's almost comical how stupid they've become.
Tachyon slammed her laptop to the young man's lap and then bolted out of the room.
Fuck! Was it necessary to slam it that hard? You almost broke your own laptop, Tachyon.
"Hey, kitty, lessen the pain on my lap."
"Purr~~"
The kitten-brained chairwoman could only agree to the young man's command. She put her little hands on his thighs and began massaging them. Her tiny hands do little to ease the pain in the young man's thighs, but she is cute at doing it, so the young man lets her be.
"And you are?"
"Hmm?"
The young man had been so focused on the chairwoman on his lap that he forgot Daiwa Scarlet was in the room with him. She had moved in front of him, bending forward to meet his eyes. In doing so, dangling 2 very attractive watermelons in front of the young man. Even though he understands the danger that is Uma Musume, he still can't deny that they're enticing to him. He is a young man with biological needs after all.
"Tachyon is my assistant trainer."
"Ah! You must be the trainer Igo Heita that I've heard so much about."
Again, people have heard about me except for myself. What the hell? If you want to talk about me, then at least let me hear it.
"Hey! Hey! What were you doing with Tachyon earlier?"
"Hmm… I was examining her thigh muscle. The theory is that the closer you are to your full potential, the firmer your muscles are."
"And! And! How was Tachyon's?!"
"She is more plumper than I expected of someone like her."
"Eeeh!? Then does that mean she hasn't even reached her full potential even when she is that fast?"
"Uuuh… yeah…"
The reddish-brown haired Uma was extremely ecstatic when she learned that Tachyon hadn't reached her final form. With each sentence, she moves forward, dangling the ever-so-tasty melons closer to the young man. The young man had to close his eyes to not being hypnotized by the pendulums in front of him. He knows better than to attack an Uma Musume.
"Me! Me! Do me too!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yep! You can put your hands all over me!"
Goddesses give me strength…