"The sun is really nice today, so, sun, congratulations on successfully surviving."
Zhong Chen lay leisurely sunbathing in a corner of the rooftop, the sunlight on his face giving him an urge to sleep.
Then he closed his eyes. That's right, action speaks louder than words; he'd sleep first and talk later.
After an unknown period, Zhong Chen was awakened by some voices. Zhong Mou Ren (This person Zhong), filled with immense morning grumpiness, was about to transform into an Ancestor An Berserker when he suddenly clearly saw the two people talking on the rooftop.
"It's really your fault that I can't sleep well."
Zhong Chen looked at the couple not far away, unable to resist complaining, but he didn't make a sound. Instead, he flipped his right hand, and the uneaten melon seeds reappeared in his palm.
Because Zhong Chen had cast a spell on himself to lower his presence, the two people didn't notice there was another living person on the rooftop at all.
"Then… come on."
The girl sitting on the chair said to the boy beside her with a determined expression.
And the boy pretended to be embarrassed and asked in return:
"Uh… is that okay?"
The girl who was asked immediately showed a look of shame and anger, saying loudly:
"This is acting, acting! Don't you want to pursue Katsura Kotoha from Class 4? This is all special training!"
Hearing the girl's words, the boy immediately showed an expression of understanding.
"Is… is that so."
After speaking, he also showed a helpless expression, which made Zhong Chen feel a little uncomfortable.
This is too much pretense. If you want it, just take it; don't act like you're so pure.
"Um… what should we do first?"
"Uh… yes, um, hold my hand."
The girl said, extending her left hand towards the boy.
And when the boy saw this, he knew that the first step had been achieved. Although he wanted to pursue Katsura Kotoha, he didn't want to let go of the girl in front of him either.
"Um… Sekai, is this really okay?"
To play the long game, the boy still pretended to be hesitant and asked.
"Oh, Makoto, I told you it's acting, it's fine."
"'I told you it's acting, it's fine.' Pfft, scumbag, pfft slut, truly a match made in heaven."
Zhong Chen pouted, his face full of playful mockery as he mimicked the girl speaking, then suddenly changed his expression, looking at the two with disgust.
It is well-known that in the second dimension, two people are always wrong. One is Tohsaka Tokiomi from "Fate/Zero"; no matter what, everything is Tokiomi's fault.
The other is the girl among this couple, Saionji Sekai. After all, there's a saying, 'Everything is Sekai's fault.'
"Speaking of Tohsaka Tokiomi, the first person I thought of was actually Matou Sakura. My dead memories are attacking me again."
"Ding, the Dimensional Gate has finished charging. Do you want to anchor the world coordinates?"
"Ding, anchoring world coordinates…"
"Ding, world coordinates anchored successfully! According to Host's memory retrieval, the current world is "Fate/stay night." Host, would you like to begin crossing over?"
"Uh… System, you don't have to be so cooperative with me…"
"Heh, go or don't go. I don't care."
"…"
Just as Zhong Chen and the System were bickering, the couple on the chair had already progressed to kissing, hugging, and touching.
Coming back to his senses, Zhong Chen refocused his gaze on Makoto Ito and Sekai Saionji, only to see the Scumbag Cheng's hand already on Sekai Saionji's… well, you know.
"Sekai, I… I want you."
Hearing Scumbag Cheng's words, Sekai Saionji turned her face, flushed with shyness, to look at Makoto Ito.
"Makoto…"
Finding that Sekai Saionji did not object, Makoto Ito, unable to control himself, immediately tried to push her down onto the chair.
"Sekai, I'm already…"
After speaking, Makoto Ito pushed the shy Sekai Saionji onto the chair.
Just as he was about to proceed to the next step, a teasing voice suddenly rang in their ears.
"Already what? In front of me, your Teacher, aren't you being a bit too arrogant?"
"Tell me, what are your names, and which class are you in?"
"Ah!!!"
The two were startled by the voice and immediately stood up, looking at the source of the sound. They saw an incredibly handsome young man looking at them with a playful expression.
"Teacher Zhong Chen!!!"
Makoto Ito and Sekai Saionji recognized the person in front of them at a glance, after all, Zhong Chen was simply too famous.
Sekai Saionji knew Zhong Chen because he was too charismatic and handsome, making him unforgettable at first sight.
Makoto Ito knew Zhong Chen because he knew that his beloved goddess was very close to Zhong Chen, and Katsura Kotoha might even like Zhong Chen.
As his love rival, it was hard for Makoto Ito not to know him.
"Oh, you know me? That makes things easier. How do you want me to handle this? How about expulsion?"
"What!!! Expulsion?"
"How can that be!"
The two were stunned by the punishment Zhong Chen casually mentioned. Was it a bit of an overreaction to expel them for such a small matter?
After all, the school didn't forbid dating, it just prohibited openly doing anything excessive.
"Teacher Zhong Chen, even if you are a Teacher, you are not our class Teacher, and besides, only the principal has the right to expel students."
To avoid expulsion, Sekai Saionji stepped forward and argued with Zhong Chen, while Makoto Ito shrank his neck and dared not say a word.
One can only say that Makoto Ito truly had no sense of responsibility. No wonder Itsuka Shido could have a harem without incident, while this guy got the axe.
"Oh? Are you saying I'm not qualified enough?"
Zhong Chen's playful smile gradually disappeared upon hearing this, replaced by a cold sneer radiating an icy aura.
"I… I didn't… didn't mean that…"
Sekai Saionji was directly frightened by Zhong Chen's demeanor, and her words became stuttering.
"Didn't mean that? Then what did you mean?"
Zhong Chen didn't let her off, but continued to press.
"I… I… Makoto… say something!"
Sekai Saionji, somewhat at a loss for a moment, pushed Makoto Ito beside her, hoping he could come out and share some of the pressure.
But Makoto Ito seemed to not hear, keeping his head down and not daring to say a word.
Seeing Makoto Ito like this, Sekai Saionji's filter of affection for her crush instantly shattered, leaving only deep disappointment.
"It seems your little boyfriend is quite useless. As a man, hiding behind a woman is truly disgusting."
"But never mind, since I'm in a good mood right now, I'll let you see if I'm qualified to expel you."
After speaking, Zhong Chen pulled out his phone from his pocket, found a number, and dialed it. After the other side picked up, Zhong Chen just said, "Come to the rooftop," and hung up directly.
Soon, a figure pushed open the rooftop door with a bang and walked in.
"Prin… Principal!!!"
Sekai Saionji and Makoto Ito looked at the incoming figure in shock, but the other party ignored them.
Instead, he jogged over to Zhong Chen, bowing his head respectfully and greeting him:
"Lord Chen! Do you have any instructions…"