Flesh Abomination
Maximum Capture: One person
Maximum Attack Range: 1 (m)
Targets a designated individual, causing their body to mutate.
Positive Use: Allows the body to undergo certain improvements.
Makes one taller, skin more delicate, hair more voluminous and lustrous, strengthens a designated organ, accumulates fat in a specific area…
Negative Use: One could consider making the large and small intestines of those who offend you grow taste buds… [Note: Negative use consumes an enormous amount of energy, is as difficult to undo as Mount Everest, and is extremely prone to creating generational feuds. Please do not use it casually.]
I'll copy that.
You must be the god the Seaborn worship!
What kind of birth is this?
Luo Su was so startled that the tail he usually coiled around his waist slipped out!
As a buff, this skill is actually quite useless.
At most, it's a permanent charm buff.
But, when it comes to de-buffs, this ability instantly becomes something that doesn't quite seem to belong in the human world… Directly making taste buds grow in someone's intestines, how is that different from making someone eat that stuff every day?!
[There's a difference. If you want to burn away the body's vital energy, you can cover the target's stomach and intestines with taste buds. That area is much larger than the tongue…]
At this point, the prompter fell silent.
Causality: Thousand Years of Pain, if tidied up a bit, could still be disguised as a divine declaration.
If Luo Su could evolve this skill into an area-of-effect attack in the future, and casually put on Romani noble attire, he might even be regarded as Vlad the Impaler.
But this skill is different.
Your mother, making taste buds grow in someone's intestines… "...Hui Hui, do you have anything else to say?"
Luo Su looked at the young girl who had confidently promised to draw a normal skill, his face expressionless.
Hui Hui: "..."
She shrunk her neck, feeling as if her boss had turned into some terrifying Dragon, about to gobble her up, a useless little snack.
Luo Su looked at the useless mage, sighed, and then looked towards a certain entity in the void, his face filled with heartache and indignation.
"Ah Tong, are you having problems? Why do these dark things always appear?"
Luo Su questioned the system in his mind.
Yes.
Why would there be such strange skills in his card pool?
The prompter was a bit confused.
It didn't remember going to the underworld to wholesale skills!
Of course, even if it had gone to the underworld to wholesale similar skills, it couldn't admit it.
If this got out, how would it ever get by?!
[It must have been Hui Hui! Her wish must have mutated the card!!]
The prompter directly pointed the finger at Hui Hui.
[Yes, a strong wish distorted the card's instinct.]
Luo Su was stunned by those words.
Good heavens, was Hui Hui's dream to make her enemies' large intestines grow full of taste buds?
Even if that could be true, what about Naruto?
So his dream was to wildly ass-blast people or be ass-blasted?
The prompter also fell silent.
It couldn't make it up anymore.
An eerie silence spread through the group.
Before scratching the card, grand pronouncements.
While scratching the card, incoherent babbling.
After scratching the card, silent.
"Ahem, buddy, don't be so dejected."
Valon stepped out to mediate.
"Although the ability seems a bit strange… ahem, but isn't it still quite strong?"
"It can make people taller, make their skin better, and even give women good figures. I'd even believe this ability could make someone's kidneys develop a second time—"
At this point, he suddenly froze.
The man, who had spent years carousing, clutched his kidney, then meticulously re-examined the card.
Strengthen a designated organ to a certain extent.
Achieve an epic strengthening of the kidney?
A strange fervor burned in Valon's heart.
To Luo Su's incomprehension, the fellow secretly slipped a bank card and a talisman, which should have been given to Luo Su after a thorough discussion, into his pocket.
"Buddy… ahem, we've known each other for so long, ahem, and I've never asked you for anything."
The Black Hand boss had a fawning expression.
Are you there?
Help me strengthen my kidney.
Chapter 38: Black Snake: I've seen everything, but I've truly never seen this.
Facts prove.
There are no useless skills in this world, only useless users.
Luo Su held the bank card Valon gave him, feeling that rich people's money was surprisingly easy to earn.
Aphrodisiacs and beauty treatments.
The two most common scams in the history of human deception.
Yet, countless men and women always charge towards these two pitfalls.
Even if they know very well that it's highly likely to be a trap, they still plunge in without hesitation.
After all, what man can refuse an increase in muscle dimension?
"I feel like one consultation in Washington could earn at least 100 million US dollars."
Luo Su suddenly felt that running mines and pharmaceutical factories was quite boring.
It was far less profitable than health supplements.
[Can you have some ambition?]
The prompter almost spat out its words in exasperation.
Luo Su, this guy, had finally mustered a bit of ambition and forcibly killed the Black Snake… Although the methods were a bit underhanded, he did indeed forcibly kill a certain unlucky fellow.
According to the previous plan, he should now prepare to use Meyer's Economics to eliminate the two leaders of the Ursus Third Army Group, then, with his noble status, swallow part of the inheritance of those two unlucky fellows and the Black Snake, becoming one of the northern magnates of Ursus.
But, judging from Luo Su's current expression, he was completely captivated by the consultation fee Valon had paid.
[...You're not going to abandon your original plan and just open men's health and plastic surgery clinics in various worlds, are you?]
"How could that be? The Black Snake still needs to be interrogated, and Grand Duke Baikal still has to suffer thirteen stabs in the back and commit suicide. Otherwise, my debts will never be paid off."
Luo Su shook his head, expounding on Meyer's Economics.
Coupled with his cold eyes, as if devoid of any warmth, he perfectly fit the public's imagination of an elite noble.
—Cold-blooded, cruel, intelligent, and unsmiling.
"But me being a magnate in the North doesn't stop me from opening a private club in Victoria and helping various cat-eared girls solve some developmental issues."
Luo Su communicated with the prompter in this way.
The illusion of the cold-blooded noble instantly shattered.
Then, as if remembering something, an expression of annoyance appeared on his face.
"No, I can't just frequent Victoria because I like cats."
"I should bestow this sacred power that Heaven has given me upon girls of every race, instead of just befriending cat-eared girls."
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[Why don't you just keep owing money? I feel like ever since you found a way to solve your debts, you've gotten completely carried away.]
The prompter sighed faintly.
"Will I lack money?"
Luo Su laughed heartily, like Dong Zhuo entering the capital, or like Sun Jian, Yuan Shu, who obtained the Imperial Seal, or Wang Mang, who ascended the throne as emperor.
"What a joke! My mines in Ursus stretch for a hundred miles, my Originium pharmaceutical factory operates twenty-four hours a day without stopping, and externally, Leidian Longju and Valon provide investment. Internally, I have the inheritance of the Black Snake and Grand Duke Baikal to claim. How could I, your humble servant, possibly lack money?"
[Opening champagne at halftime is not a good omen.]
"If the outcome is already certain, then why not start opening champagne from halftime?"
Luo Su walked out of his residence and pulled out a dagger.
The dagger looked unremarkable, but when Luo Su pressed the milky-white circular button embedded in it, black qi spread, like a winding snake.
It was Koschei, who had been restrained by Luo Su and the Reunion Movement working together.
However, perhaps due to the severe damage caused by the pseudo-gungnir, the black mist also had a listless feeling.
"Koschei."
"What do you think of your new home?"
The young man grinned in front of the misty snake, looking as punchable as possible.
"..."
Koschei didn't speak; it truly didn't want to speak to Luo Su at all.
This bastard, despite having one of the most noble bloodlines in Yan Country and serving as a noble in Ursus, not only didn't side with them, the landlord nobles, but actually learned a disgusting and evil Originium Arts that was heaven-defying.
It was ashamed to associate with this person.
[Hey, hey, Koschei seems to be completely ignoring you.]
"We're already partners, don't be so distant."
Luo Su tried to stroke the head of the large snake, to comfort it.
But the moment he extended his hand, the mist completely dispersed.
Luo Su's smile gradually disappeared, and the kunai in his pocket began to stir.
The Black Snake's pupils trembled violently.
It was all too familiar with that scene; this guy had relied on Patriot's cover and that kunai to blast it out of the sky.
"Lord Luo Su, does such behavior truly do justice to your bloodline?"
It finally spoke.
"Bloodline? No, which family in Yan Country doesn't have some noble bloodline?!"