At this moment, all the audience members showed interest on their faces when they saw the title on the screen.
[Bullet Comments]
[Waver: The most unique King Arthur? How much unique? Is it bigger than the uniqueness of this black Saber?]
[Emiya Shirou: I was about to cook, but this title made me not want to miss it!]
[Iskandar: That little girl... a contrast, interesting.]
[Gilgamesh: She is indeed the woman this king has taken a liking to!]
Just as everyone was looking forward to it, on the screen.
[A dazzling red F1 car appeared on the video screen!]
"Buzz buzz buzz!!" With a piercing roar, the F1 car started instantly and rushed out from the starting point like a wild horse.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" Then, more F1 cars flooded into the screen like a tide, speeding across the ground, as if to crush all obstacles beneath their wheels.
At this time, a line of platinum-colored characters gradually appeared above the light curtain, like a declaration from a god: "Holy Grail Grand Prix!"
As the line of text appeared, the voice of the narrator also sounded at the right moment, carrying a hint of excitement and anticipation: "This is Fuyuki!"
The scene changed, and the view of the competition venue came into sight.
Many ordinary people gathered here; they were either cheering or shouting, excited for the upcoming event.
The narration sounded again, full of solemnity and grandeur: "It's finally here!"
"The Fifth Holy Grail War, we will witness this sonic decisive battle on the ground!"
When the mages and heroes in various worlds heard the narration mention "the Fifth Holy Grail War", they all snapped out of their shock and showed looks of sudden understanding.
"Oh~! So it's the world of the Fifth Holy Grail War."
"That's fine, let's wait and see."
Facing the Fifth Holy Grail War, which has been reincarnated countless times and spawned countless parallel worlds, along with those bizarre and hilarious stories, the mages and heroes across the worlds had long grown accustomed to it.
No matter how strange the things they encountered, they could remain calm, as if everything was under control.
After all, all sorts of weird events had already occurred on the grand stage of the Fifth Holy Grail War, so if something different happened again, the audience would be able to accept it quickly.
This time, the format of the Holy Grail War was completely new, transformed into an exciting car race. They were not surprised by this change but found it quite interesting.
[Bullet Comments]
[Waver: It really deserves to be... the Fifth Holy Grail War! I'm dueling now. It's too early for me to participate.]
[Kayneth: How dare you say that?]
[Zhuge Kongming: Speaking of racing, will the Rider class have a great advantage??]
[Merlin: Not necessarily? Although Rider's riding skills are indeed better, but... these riding skills aren't for Formula 1 racing cars!]
[Iskandar: Racing? It sounds very interesting!]
Just as everyone was discussing, the narration on the light screen sounded again, announcing the arrival of the commentators.
"The commentators are... these!" As the narrator introduced, Kotomine Kirei's voice rang out, clear and powerful.
"Kotomine Kirei, pleased to meet you!"
He introduced himself concisely and clearly, as if ready to add more excitement to this unique Holy Grail War.
After Kotomine Kirei's brief self-introduction, a vibrant voice sounded.
That was Fujimura Taiga. She announced that she would be bringing live broadcasts to everyone under the name "Fuyuki Tiger".
"The live broadcast is presented by me, Fujimura Taiga, the Tiger of Fuyuki!"
With her unique "Giao Wu!", the atmosphere on the scene was instantly ignited.
When Shirou Emiya heard Taiga's voice, his face was full of disbelief. He stared at the screen in surprise and muttered to himself: "Why is Taiga here joining in the fun too!"
Artoria was also surprised. She hadn't expected Taiga to participate in this racing competition.
Just as they were talking about it, the narrator's voice sounded again, guiding the audience to pay attention to the upcoming game and the status of the participants.
Following the narrator's guidance, the camera switched to Artoria's figure.
She seemed a little dissatisfied and complained: "Really, what kind of race is this! What do you think of the glorious knight's battle!"
The camera gradually zoomed out, and the figures of Archer (Red), Rin Tohsaka, Shirou Emiya, Illya, and "Uncle" Berserker also appeared in the video one by one.
After hearing Artoria's complaint, Shirou Emiya tried to comfort her: "There's nothing wrong with this, Saber! If it can be resolved without killing each other, I should agree!"
Artoria hesitated upon hearing this and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Shirou Emiya: "Which car should we choose?!"
As soon as Shirou Emiya finished speaking, Red Archer and the others began to look around, and a large number of various vehicles came into view.
At this moment, in the Fifth Holy Grail War world. Tohsaka Residence
Tohsaka Rin looked at the screen, her face full of smiles, and she was eager to give it a try!
"Archer, not gonna lie, this car race is quite decent. I really want to participate in it once."
Red Archer looked at Tohsaka Rin's excitement but didn't spoil her fun.
After all, if it really were a car race, he might not be able to achieve his goal.
For Red Archer, it was clearly better to fight and kill in the Holy Grail War.
The host's voice sounded at the right moment, adding more sense of ceremony to the game: "The race order is decided by a sacred lottery!"
As these words fell, Sakura, holding the lottery box, appeared in the video along with her "wife" and Taiga.
At this moment, the big screen began to display the contestants' information one by one.
"Next, let's introduce the contestants!"
"Team Rin and Archer... Get-Money number!"
With the introduction, Rin and Red Archer, sitting in a pink old-fashioned car, appeared in the video. Their team name and unique racing car immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Rin still maintained her confidence and vitality on such an occasion. She said to the camera: "We will work hard in an upright manner. Please cheer for us!"
In the world of the Fifth Holy Grail War, after seeing this scene, Tohsaka Rin slapped her forehead directly, feeling both amused and helpless about such an arrangement.
While she was interested, she didn't want to die of embarrassment in society!
She just participated, what's with the embarrassing speech!
Red Archer looked at the screen with a happy face and said jokingly: "There's nothing wrong with this, Master! Look, aren't you very happy in this video?!"
[Bullet Comments]
[Tohsaka Tokiomi: Rin is really energetic.]
[Waver: I think Tohsaka Rin has probably dug out a three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment with her toes!]
[Flat: If all the contestants have to do this, isn't this a large-scale group social death scene?]
[Arcueid: I thought it was boring, but now I find out that I was wrong, this is so interesting!]
At this moment, the next group of contestants also came into everyone's sight.
That was Soichiro Kuzuki and Medea, who was full of affection for him! The vehicle they chose was a classic car full of retro charm.
"Next, Team Soichiro and Caster... Honey-Moon!"
As the host introduced them, the two sat in the old car that was filled with a happy atmosphere, like a newlywed couple.
"Oh, that's so embarrassing!" Medea said shyly, her face filled with happiness. She looked around, holding her cheeks, immersed in this sweetness.
Then, Cu Chulainn's figure also appeared in the video.
"Next is Lancer, his car is the Gea-Bolg Car!"
As soon as the voice fell, an F1 car that resembled the Gáe Bolg appeared alongside Cu Chulainn.
Seeing this unique car, mages and heroes from all worlds felt a sense of familiarity.
[Bullet Comments]
[Cu Chulainn: Isn't this the form of my Gáe Bolg spear, just changed into a car!]
After seeing this comment from Cu Chulainn, everyone suddenly realized – that sense of familiarity came from this!
But soon, their curiosity was piqued again.
[Bullet Comments]
[Waver: If that's the case, then are Saber and Emiya's cars similar to the Sword of Promised Victory?!]
[Emiya Kiritsugu: It's not impossible. Maybe there will be a car based on the Sword of Promised Victory!]
[Illya: It could also be Unlimited Blade Works? But Unlimited Blade Works doesn't seem like a good prototype for a car...]
Such speculations made everyone look forward to the next part of the game, wanting to see the styles of the cars based on the Noble Phantasms.
And within the light curtain at this moment.
Cu Chulainn, wearing a handsome racing suit, loudly declared his determination: "I will definitely get first place!"
Then, the combination of Shinji and Medusa also appeared in the video. Medusa held up a sign with the word "Bicycle" on it, which aroused everyone's curiosity.
"Let's continue, Team Shinji and Rider!" The host's voice sounded again.
Rider was seen riding a women's bicycle, with a look of dissatisfaction on her face.
And Shinji, because the women's bicycle had no back seat, could only sit in the front basket with a confused look on his face!
"Why did you draw a bicycle!!!" Shinji complained, his face full of dissatisfaction.
Rider responded calmly: "No problem, my Riding skill is A+."
"Let's go, Pegasus!" Despite the difficult conditions, Rider decided to go all out.
This scene caused other Heroic Spirits and mages to laugh and comment.
[Bullet Comments]
[Waver: I thought Rider would have an advantage hahahaha!!! I didn't expect Rider to draw a bicycle!!! Hahaha!]
[Arcueid: Yes, even if Rider's Riding is A+, she can't show her strength on a bicycle! Moreover, her Master is sitting in the basket, it's simply... unbelievable.]
[Flat: This is like a mother taking her son out to buy groceries in the morning, too funny!]
[Iskandar: Hmm, it's a bicycle! However, Riding A+... competing on a bicycle isn't impossible.]
[Artoria: The power is different; it's already a dimensional strike.]
And at this moment in the light curtain.
Shinji was furious when he heard that Rider had actually given the women's bicycle a name.
"...Don't give it a name!!" he protested.
Then, the much-anticipated Team Shirou Emiya and Saber finally appeared!
Saber held a sign with "Beast" written on it, which aroused everyone's curiosity.
"Next, Shirou and Saber..." the host's voice sounded, but Shirou Emiya looked at the sign in Saber's hand with a puzzled expression.
"BeastBeast?!" he muttered to himself.
At this moment, the video screen suddenly changed.
Saber was actually sitting on a rocking car with a lion's head!
"Lion!!" the female host's voice sounded, and the rocking car was still rocking back and forth.
Saber sat on it with a smile on her face, enjoying the childish fun.
Seeing this scene, Shirou Emiya almost vomited blood, and his face became dull.
"Rocking car?!!" he exclaimed.
The mages and heroes in various worlds also made the same expression as Shirou Emiya. They never thought that Saber's vehicle would actually be a rocking car!
And Saber sat on it with childlike interest, seeming very satisfied with it all?
The powerful Artoria, wielder of the Sword of Promised Victory, who dared to strike down any opponent, was actually sitting on a rocking car and enjoying it?
Looking at this scene in the picture, everyone found it hard to accept for a moment.
The contrast was a bit too great!
At this moment, in the world of the Fifth Holy Grail War.
Emiya Shirou looked at the picture on the light screen and was stunned.
When he turned his head to look at Saber, he found that Saber's face was completely red.
"This... I..."
After hesitating for a long time, Artoria fled the scene.
When she thought of her social death scene... being displayed in front of all the mages and heroes, she felt so embarrassed she could almost die!
On the light screen, after a long time, bullet comments appeared on the video.
[Bullet Comments]
[Iskandar: Hahahaha!! This little girl actually drew a rocking car!! Hahaha!!]
[Cu Chulainn: Hahahaha! Saber, it seems your luck isn't very good.]
[Red Archer: I didn't expect it to be a rocking car!! It seems you are doomed to lose!!!]
At this time, the light curtain continued.
After seeing the dejected Shirou, Artoria reached out and called to Shirou Emiya.
"Shirou."
But, just after Artoria said this, the rocking car stopped at that moment.
After Artoria took a look at the rocking car, she spoke to Shirou Emiya.
"Give me a coin!"
Upon hearing Saber's words, Shirou Emiya, who was already very confused, became even more bewildered.
"Does this actually require money?!"
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