"Aha! What a big bed... said no one! This isn't right, Kotobuki-senpai!"
In the boys' room, lying on the big bed in front of him, Miyazawa Yu excitement lasted less than two seconds before a foot stretched out and kicked it to the heavens.
Unceremoniously swatting away Kouhei's stinky foot, he climbed up and looked at the crowded bed, asking a soul-searching question: "No matter how you look at it, this bed can only sleep three people!!!"
"Isn't that obvious? It's a triple room, after all."
"That's the problem! There are five of us in total!"
No! The situation was actually worse than expected. Kouhei and Iori were one thing; their average adult physique was collectively referred to as "slim dogs" in the Pab club.
But Ryujirou Kotobuki, Tokita, and himself were all big muscle-heads, the kind that take up one and a half person's space!
This meant that even if he got up, the large bed, which only had space for four people, would barely fit them even counting the divider in the middle!
"I say, isn't there a slightly larger villa?"
"This is the largest we could rent. The others were simply too much in terms of price."
Unfortunately, it seemed there were no other options. Miyazawa Yu looked at the bed, which was just right for four people, and was troubled.
From a simple personal point of view, he really didn't want to squeeze in.
Firstly, there truly wasn't any space, and secondly, he at least had his own room at Grand Blue and wouldn't wake up hugging a man every day like Iori!
"Is it difficult? How about Tokita and I take turns sleeping on the sofa?"
Glancing around, he saw that there was indeed no space left on the bed.
And since they couldn't just sleep on the floor like they did at Grand Blue, Ryujirou Kotobuki proactively suggested that he and Shinji Tokita take turns sleeping on the sofa.
As Senpais, isn't it only right to give up a little space for the Kōhais!
"Well~ it seems this is the only way..."
"Wait! I might have a better solution!"
Cupping his chin, Miyazawa Yu suddenly thought of another possibility, and immediately raised his hand with a serious look to stop Kotobuki-senpai from moving the bedding.
Then, under everyone's puzzled gaze, he held up one finger, and his expression simultaneously relaxed.
"Since there's no space in this room, why don't I go stay with Nanaka-san and the others? After all, it can't be helped!"
"Oh! That perfectly solves the problem of having too many boys!"
"That's a great idea, Yu! And you, come here for a moment. I'll give you a farewell gift~"
Pulling out a hemp rope from who knows where, Kitahara Iori was smiling brightly, but his hand was continuously pulling the rope out with snapping sounds—
This guy Yu seems to have had his head clouded by successive victories! How dare he talk about that right in front of him and Kouhei!
Let him sleep with Nanaka-san? Not a chance in hell!
Even if they had to die today, he and Kouhei would send this thing, whose head is filled with yellow waste material, to see King Yama first!
"Tch, then what do you suggest? If we don't want to be squeezed to death while sleeping, someone has to go sleep on the sofa, right?"
Clucking his tongue in displeasure, he knew it wouldn't be that easy to fool them.
Miyazawa Yu could, of course, choose not to reveal his ultimate goal and use the excuse of sleeping on the sofa to sneak into the girls' bedroom in the middle of the night.
However, in that case, whether it was Iori or Kouhei, as soon as they discovered his disappearance, they would definitely band together and break down the door.
Dragging him out of the warm blanket at the risk of being thrown out of the villa by Chisa as trash!
"I'm telling you, don't think of any tricks, Yu! Even if Kouhei and I sleep on the sofa forever, there's no way we'll let you have a chance..."
Walking up to Yu with a fierce smile, Kitahara Iori veins bulged as he tightened the rope in his hand. Before he could finish his sentence, the door to the boys' room was opened.
"Yu! Iori, have you finished unpacking? Do you want to come with... the two of you are fighting again."
Azusa Hamaoka slipped into the room wearing a swimsuit, intending to ask Yu if her swimsuit looked good, but was immediately faced with the two fighting figures.
"So, what is the reason this time?"
"Fundamentally, it's because of a shortage of bed space, but the fuse might be jealousy."
"Sigh~"
After listening to Kotobuki's explanation, she looked at Yu and Iori, who were baring their teeth at each other, and seemed to understand something. So, she deliberately said: "Then why don't we just let Yu come to our room? Nanaka doesn't mind either~"
"Absolutely not!!!" X4
"Hmm?"
Miyazawa Yu had already snatched the rope and put it around Iori neck, the next step was just to find a beam to hang him from.
Hearing the four distinct voices, Miyazawa Yu turned his head in confusion to look at the doorway, only to see Chisa Kotegawa and Yoshiwara Aina had run out at some point.
"Azusa-senpai, please be reserved!"
"Older sister too!"
"Why? We've already slept together, after all~"
Held firmly by Aina, Azusa Hamaoka, sticking to her shocking style, dropped another bombshell, causing Chisa Kotegawa, who was holding back her sister, to tremble all over.
"A-Already slept together? Impossible, when!"
"It was a few days ago when we went to the diving equipment store, as a reward for Yu cosplay~"
"..."
Looking at the camera in her hand, Chisa Kotegawa eyes shook like an earthquake. So, she also had a hand in sending her sister to Yu bed?
Although she wasn't a sister complex, this fact was too cruel for Chisa!
"I am a sinner! I don't deserve to dive..."
"Chisa! Chisa, what's wrong with you? Chisa, don't scare me!!!"
Crying loudly while hugging the soul-less Chisa, Aina's heart instantly filled with hatred to the extreme. She secretly swore that she wouldn't be human until she got revenge for this...
Wait! It seems the channel got mixed up. Miyazawa Yu shook his head and finally jumped out of the Oriental Wuxia script.
No choice, the sense of realism was too strong, and certain things etched in his DNA spontaneously ran out and polluted his consciousness.
"Azusa-senpai! It's better to keep these things a secret. Chisa seems to have been gone for a while..."
"Hah aah, I just wanted to tease her, I didn't expect Chisa to react so strongly."
Laughing awkwardly, Azusa Hamaoka walked over and, together with the flustered Nanaka, hugged and counseled Chisa, while also waving to the boys.
"You guys go to the beach first. Leave Chisa to us."
"Oh! Thank you for your trouble."
Answering calmly, Shinji Tokita and Ryujirou Kotobuki walked toward the outside of the villa.
Miyazawa Yu really wanted to stay and watch the excitement, but then he thought that it wouldn't be good if Chisa just recovered consciousness and was scared into fainting again by him.
Helplessly, he could only hurry up to catch up with the Senpais. Seeing that the two of them were completely unconcerned, he couldn't help but ask in confusion: "By the way, the Senpais didn't seem surprised at all..."
"It's a natural progression. It was bound to happen sooner or later."
"That's right. You brat, you better treat Nanaka and Azusa well from now on, hear me!"
"Yes!"
They actually thought it was a natural progression? Miyazawa Yu secretly considered the situation in his mind. He felt that his romance progress bar was definitely shooting up like a rocket.
Comparing himself to the people around him, he didn't know about Tokita-senpai's girlfriend, so he wouldn't discuss that for now. Take Shirogane Miyuki, for example.
You should know that even with mutual feelings, Miyuki and Kaguya didn't make any progress for a whole year while secretly in love!
And then there's Iori, who has some potential. That guy still hasn't realized that Aina has feelings for him...
"Hiss... why are all the people around me such super slow-to-start people? There's absolutely no comparison!"
After comparing himself horizontally, Miyazawa Yu concluded that comparing himself to these people who couldn't get things done was simply bullying them!
Speaking of which, why are Iori and Kouhei so quiet this time? Usually, they would have rushed over screaming and fighting for their lives by now?
Suddenly spotting a blind spot, he turned his head to look, only to see the two idiots standing stubbornly and alone opposite Chisa, who was surrounded and counseled by the beautiful girls.
It looked like the moment they knew he had slept with Nanaka-san, Iori and Kouhei had completely turned to stone.
"Hey~ Wake up, Iori. You don't have to cosplay as a human mannequin anymore!"
Sighing lightly, Miyazawa Yu walked up speechlessly and gave Iori two of his favorite slaps to the face. The next second, a massive force came onto his shoulder.
It seemed that the friendly slaps had indeed been effective. Not only did Iori press his shoulder with a ferocious look, but Kouhei also hugged his legs with zombie-like vacant eyes.
"Yu! How dare you lay a hand on Nanaka-san and Azusa-senpai! Unforgivable!!!"
"You actually betrayed us! Pay the price! Give us your life!"