"To be honest, having Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai as the starters is a bit too much bullying..."
"Exactly! They're practically bandits! This level of complete annihilation is simply too inhumane!!"
Watching the one-sided match on the court, Miyazawa Yu spoke with a seemingly compassionate tone, but in reality, his expression had already become extremely arrogant.
At this pace, they might not even need a second or third set. Tinker Bell would surrender on their own.
"Nanaka-san, let me borrow the camera. I need to document this crime! Let everyone on the campus network be the judge!"
"Oh oh! Great idea, brilliant minds think alike!"
"The title should be: 'Shocking! Tinker Bell Subjected to This by Two Big Men!'"
Nanaka Kotegawa smiled wryly, cold sweat dripping down her forehead, as she cautiously hid the camera behind her back, looking at the three Pab club stooges who were high-fiving in perfect sync.
Being gentle by nature, she had only ever seen villains rub salt into wounds, but Yu actions were equivalent to pouring chili oil directly onto the wound!
"Um... why did the others suddenly go quiet? Yu, can you go take a look?"
"Hmm? It's true I haven't heard the seniors' noise for a while. Did they pass out from drinking?"
Hearing Nanaka Kotegawa say this, Miyazawa Yu suddenly realized that the seniors, who were still shouting loudly just a moment ago, were now completely silent.
Worriedly, he got up and walked out of the tennis court. Until now, he still hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter.
It wasn't until he witnessed the bodies lying everywhere and the stream of alcohol that he instantly widened his pupils and fell to his knees!
"H-how is this possible! They all got drunk!"
"How could this happen!"
"Oh... is that Iori and Kohei? And who is this handsome young man?"
Raising his head groggily, the only survivor of the disaster squinted hard, barely managing to distinguish Iori and Kohei.
As for Miyazawa Yu? Miyazawa Yu who?
Their Yu wasn't this thin and small. He would absolutely not acknowledge this shrunken, fake product!
"..."
Alright then! His identity was gone, but at least his handsomeness remained.
Finding a certain degree of self-affirmation, Miyazawa Yu quickly helped up the sole surviving senior and asked anxiously.
"Senpai! What exactly happened? How did everyone get so drunk!"
"Hmm... The young girls from Tinker Bell sent us drinks, and then... it seems we just drank too much~"
"Damn it! It's a honey trap! But that's not right. Aren't the seniors all capable of holding their liquor?"
Just as he was puzzled, the last surviving senior also left the scene before his juniors.
The overturned liquor bottle was still half full, but the spilled alcohol completely evaporated on the ground every two seconds, clearly much stronger than the oolong tea that evaporated only a little bit after half a day!
"Gwa! What did they give the seniors to drink!"
Climbing onto the ground in disbelief and touching a spot, Imamura Kohei shook his head with a look of horror, signaling that truly not a single drop remained; it had all evaporated!
"Wait, don't panic..."
Forcing himself to remain calm, Miyazawa Yu raised his hand, took a deep breath, and feigned nonchalance: "As long as Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai are here, the battle is not over! The support staff is completely ruined, that's all. The advantage is ours!"
[The referee announces a five-minute break. Players, please return to your respective rest areas!]
"No! Damn it! I fell for it again!!!"
Hearing the referee announce the halftime break, Miyazawa Yu last bit of composure was finally torn to shreds.
No wonder they chose this timing to get the seniors drunk! It turns out that besides the honey trap, there was also a plan to lure the tiger out of the mountain!
Rushing back to the match court in a panic, unfortunately, it was already too late.
Upon his return, he just happened to see Shinji Tokita bouncing back to the court with a strange crab walk, and even collapsing directly onto the ground after the opening serve, being wildly mocked by Kotobuki-senpai, who could barely stand.
"Their movements are a bit strange..."
Completely unaware of what had happened, Nanaka Kotegawa pinched her chin and muttered worriedly: "Did they catch the seasonal flu?"
No, no, no! They're just drunk! X3
The cheeks of the three Pab club stooges were crawling with veins of rage. It was clear that Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai had willingly walked into the trap, even knowing it was fraudulent!
With that level of alcohol, even if it was chilled, there would be a noticeable smell of alcohol when the cap was opened. It was impossible not to notice!
"What should we do, Iori? Quickly use your invincible perverted brain to think of a solution!"
"Why do you only remember me at times like this! What image do you even have of me in your mind, Yu!"
"A resourceful strategist, of course! Stop procrastinating! The opposition is already capitalizing on their advantage and scoring wildly!"
Clenching his fists, Kitahara Iori, once again dumped with all the dirty work, had no choice but to let his eyes flash wildly, otherwise, the situation on the court was clearly about to reverse!
"...Yu! I remember you once mentioned something about seducing female customers at SILVERMAN GYM, right?"
"Mhm! What are you talking about? I warn you not to talk nonsense! I'll sue you for defamation, you know!"
Having his dirty laundry aired, Miyazawa Yu instantly panicked. Nanaka-san was still here, and why was he bringing up past indiscretions!
Besides, he was just working as a salesman for a period due to life's necessities!
What do you mean 'seduce'! The wording is so disrespectful to the marketing profession!
"Anyway, you just need to tell me if it's true or not. You wouldn't want to go to Miyakojima with Nanaka-san without any funding, would you~"
"Gulp..."
His body jolted violently. Miyazawa Yu was indeed threatened by the traditional Japanese negotiation tactic. He could only bite his lower lip, look up, close his eyes, and reluctantly admit it.
"Yes, yes, yes! It's true, alright! What exactly do you want to do!"
"Nothing much. Just want to use Yu looks a little..."
His expression became playful. Kitahara Iori pulled Azusa Hamaoka over and whispered a few things into her ear. Immediately, a wicked, cat-like smile also appeared on her mouth.
Looking at the two perverts approaching him, Miyazawa Yu expression became increasingly horrified.
"What are you doing! Isn't forcing a respectable man against his will a legal offense!"
"Sorry, Yu. The Japanese Constitution doesn't actually have a clause against violating a man's wishes..."
Red light flashed in her large purple eyes. Azusa Hamaoka immediately pounced on Miyazawa Yu, pinning him down. Bottles, cans, brushes, and false eyelashes appeared from between her fingers.
"Hold on! No! Nanaka-san, why are you just watching!"
"..."
Five minutes later, the atmosphere on the court eased up. The Tinker Bell girl cheerleading squad also began preparing supplies for their players.
Just as they were laughing and talking, walking over to the water dispenser, they noticed an unfamiliar junior reaching out and then retracting his hand, seemingly very conflicted.
"Hello, what's wrong? Is there a problem with our water?"
"Ah! No, no... Um, I just wanted to join Tinker Bell! This is iced water I bought for the seniors!"
"?"
Joining Tinker Bell was easy. He could just talk to the vice president. Why sneak around and bring water here?
Her brow furrowed tightly. Natsume Kanon, a pink and gray ponytail girl who was scheduled to play next, sensed something was wrong.
Without another word, she immediately stepped forward, grabbed the suspicious boy's shoulder, and forcibly turned him around.
"Eek! I'm sorry, I really have no ill intentions!"
Seemingly frightened, tears instantly squeezed out from the corner of the boy's eyes. The girls finally got a glimpse of the suspicious person's full appearance.
However, the next second, everyone, including Natsume Kanon who had her hand on him, was stunned in place.
Because this boy... was simply too good-looking!!!
Upturned, tear-filled eyelashes, smooth, cool-toned white skin, plus pitiful body language and the lively eyes of a small animal!
No mistake! This was a rare, pure-bred small puppy—the kind that would be immediately snatched up and raised as a Genji (term for raising a younger person) if left outside when he was even smaller!!!
"Th-that... I'm Natsume Kanon! What's your name, junior!"
Her breathing became heavy. The force in Natsume Kanon's hand changed from a casual grasp to a powerful clamp. How could she let go of such a desirable small puppy!
Even if she couldn't take him home to raise him right now, at least! At least she had to get a piece of him!
"It's S-senpai! Miyazawa Yu... Ma, a freshman! Nice to meet you!"
He almost slipped up. Not having done this job for a few years, Miyazawa Yu was a bit out of practice and almost blurted out his real name.
But the predatory, carnivorous sports seniors, whose hunting instincts had been ignited, no longer cared about such details! Countless wicked hands were already moving restlessly!