Liyue Harbor, Chi Hu Rock, True Monarch Xian Yun's new residence.
Chef Jack prepared a table of delicious dishes, and the three adeptus master and disciples celebrated their first meal since the adeptus descended to the mortal realm.
During the meal, Ganyu brought out a drink called Mango Sago and poured it for everyone to taste.
Within the seemingly delicious and sweet drink, there was a key capable of allowing one to cross between reality and dreams.
In the meal, which was part true and part false, only one man's eyes were clear, while the other three all entered a dream.
...
"This Mango Sago is indeed good, with a rich flavor and full body."
True Monarch Xian Yun looked at Ganyu with satisfaction.
Originally, Ganyu in her eyes was only busy with the trivial matters of Liyue's small plot of land, with no leisure time to develop her personal hobbies.
Now, with such cooking skills, it was truly a great improvement.
Ganyu said shyly, "This dish was taught to me by Miss Keqing. She seems to call it… Cantonese cuisine?"
"Sichuan, Shandong, Cantonese, Su, Zhejiang, Fujian, Hunan, Anhui. These are the eight major culinary traditions that have developed over thousands of years in my homeland. Cantonese cuisine, in particular, emphasizes ingredients and techniques. 'The finer the ingredients, the better the cooking' speaks to this."
Jack added from the side.
"Dishes from another world, huh? Hmm, worth a look. Do you have recipes?"
Hearing that Cantonese cuisine involved complex techniques and refined dishes, True Monarch Xian Yun immediately became interested, wanting to challenge the so-called Cantonese cuisine with her own culinary skills.
"Of course, I'll have Ganyu and the others bring them to you after dinner. For now… let's eat the dishes."
Jack motioned for everyone not to just focus on the Cantonese drink, but also to try the Sichuan and Hunan main courses.
Indeed, the dishes Jack primarily prepared today were spicy Sichuan and Hunan cuisines.
For the three master and disciples, who were accustomed to the light and fresh mountain dishes, such strong-flavored cuisine also symbolized a change, fitting for today's housewarming celebration.
Spicy Stir-fried Pork Intestines, Boiled Frog, Steamed Fish Head with Chopped Chili… every dish was perfect in color, aroma, and taste. Soon, everyone was sweating profusely from the heat.
"Ugh, it's so hot…"
Shen He and Ganyu, both Cryo god's eye wielders, were the first to give in, shedding their ethereal clothes.
Since there were no outsiders present, the two were only wearing the mature underwear they had bought from Ningguang's Jinxiu Pavilion.
Pfft!
True Monarch Xian Yun almost spat out a mouthful of Mango Sago.
You rude junior, it's one thing for them to take off their clothes because they're hot, but why are you taking yours off too?!
True Monarch Xian Yun reacted so strongly because Jack had also taken off his outer clothes.
He stood with bare arms, shirtless, looking heroic.
Such a strong masculine aura made True Monarch Xian Yun, who was sitting next to him, feel a bit awkward, and she unconsciously shifted her seat.
"Does Miss True Monarch Xian Yun not find it to your liking?"
But what she tried to avoid, came to her.
Jack's question forced her to look at him.
Hiss! Is this the body that Ganyu and He'er hug every night? It looks very firm and elastic. If only…
"Miss True Monarch Xian Yun?"
"Ah! W-what did you call this adeptus?"
"My apologies, I may have been a bit presumptuous. I just felt that Miss True Monarch Xian Yun in human form is as pure and beautiful as the moonlight, and I subconsciously called you that. If I have offended you, I hope Miss True Monarch Xian Yun will forgive me."
"Ugh… moonlight and such… What nonsense are you spouting in front of my two disciples?!"
"These are my heartfelt words. Even if you ask my two wives, I believe they would agree."
So True Monarch Xian Yun looked at Ganyu and Shen He as Jack suggested.
She saw her two obedient disciples nodding in unison.
Do you two know what nodding means? This is your man teasing your master!
"Hmph, call me what you like! Also, these dishes are very good, but they're too spicy, making me a bit hot."
True Monarch Xian Yun snorted coldly, then also imitated the three of them and took off her outer clothes.
Hmm? Wait! Why am I taking off my clothes too?
By the time True Monarch Xian Yun came to her senses, she was already down to her undergarments. Her fair, rosy skin was no worse than her two disciples'.
It was as if thousands of years had left no trace on her.
"Why is Miss True Monarch Xian Yun shy? It's perfectly normal to take off your clothes when you get hot from eating, right?"
"Hmm?… Ah, yes, indeed, it's perfectly normal."
For a moment, True Monarch Xian Yun felt that this common sense was a bit off, but then she thought that perhaps this was their dining etiquette, so she didn't pay much attention.
The four continued their meal.
Something strange happened.
The chopsticks of the four people at the dining table never stopped, but the dishes did not decrease.
And after eating for so long, True Monarch Xian Yun didn't feel much fullness, but her body was getting hotter and hotter.
"Shen He, what are you doing?"
She suddenly saw Shen He's hands behind her back, as if she was unbuttoning her bra.
"Doing what... It's too hot, I want to take off a piece of clothing."
"But you only have this one piece of clothing left, if you take it off, there'll be nothing left!"
"Hmm... Indeed, it doesn't matter, it's normal to take it off when you're hot from eating!"
This sentence was like brainwashing, drilling into True Monarch Xian Yun's ears.
Even she couldn't help but put her hand to the edge of her clothes.
Rustle rustle ~
Hmm? What was that sound?
In a daze, True Monarch Xian Yun looked up, and the sight at that moment made her feel like she was dreaming.
Jack, Ganyu, and Shen He were all XXXXXXXXXXX, returning to their original forms.
She had seen her two disciples many times, but XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX was her first time seeing him.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
"Miss True Monarch Xian Yun, why aren't you taking it off? Are you shy?"
"Uh... No, it's just..."
"Ganyu, Shen He, why don't you quickly help your master? She's so hot she can't even speak."
"Alright, husband (dear) ~"
Ganyu and Shen He, the two sisters, stood one on each side, supporting True Monarch Xian Yun.
At this moment, True Monarch Xian Yun had the thought of resisting, but the man in front of her waved his hand, a white light flashed, and her immortal power was instantly suppressed.
"Please, Miss True Monarch Xian Yun, do not resist, it will cool down in a moment."
Jack's tone was very polite.
But what he and his two wives were doing was not polite at all.
Soon, True Monarch Xian Yun was XXXXX, sitting on the ground in a daze, like a duck.
Ding dong!
A sound of flowing water rang out.
The scene on site was then replaced from a dining table to a hot spring.
True Monarch Xian Yun's chaotic brain could no longer distinguish whether this was reality or a dream, and the common sense that bound moral ethics was also influenced by some unknown force, forming an absurd and bizarre appearance.
"Miss True Monarch Xian Yun, you must be overheated, come down and bathe with us."
"Oh... Alright."
True Monarch Xian Yun lifted her long legs, stepped into the bath, and paddled towards Jack and the other two.
Jack held True Monarch Xian Yun's hand, sniffed along her fingers, gradually slid up to her fragrant shoulder, and then took a deep breath at her neck.
"Miss True Monarch Xian Yun, you smell so good."
"Miss True Monarch Xian Yun's skin is so red, it really is because today's dishes were too spicy and you're a bit unaccustomed, right?"
"I know some simple massage techniques that can accelerate blood circulation and adjust body temperature, which can help you relax."
"Hmm... Here also needs a massage, please lie here, Miss True Monarch Xian Yun... Yes, that's right, XXXXXXXXX, hmm, that's good..."
Ganyu and Shen He were on True Monarch Xian Yun's left and right, supporting her back.
Jack, on the other hand, was XXXXXXXX.
"Massage, shall we begin?"
True Monarch Xian Yun shyly turned her head, murmuring: "Mm~"
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