Lin Chen sensed the state of his body: germs were eroding him, but his self-healing ability swiftly repaired the damage. Calmly, he applied a mysterious purification technique to himself—and to a few nearby girls as well.
Mela blinked, feeling a sudden surge of energy."Hey! Daoist Master, what did you do to me? Be responsible!"
From the live-stream bullet screen, a certain "Wannian Single Dog" grumbled:"This kind of beauty, responsible? Give me a dozen!"
Lin Chen opened the courier box, revealing a layer of powder—clearly bacteria and insect eggs.
Song Shan, who had been worried the poison might be insufficient, now relaxed. "This Taoist is such a fool… when he's poisoned, I can go to his house and receive all the poisoned girls myself… just thinking about it excites me!"
With a casual flick of his hand, Lin Chen incinerated the courier box. Sanwei Zhenhuo burned every last bacteria and egg to ashes.
"Too late, too late," Song Shan muttered with a wry smile."Lin Daochang, be careful in your next life; don't accept other people's deliveries!"
"Master Lin, have you calculated that you might die today?" Song Shan asked proudly.
Lin Chen shook his head. "I don't know myself. But here's my advice: leave your current location, or you may be struck down by lightning. After all, you've done so many bad things."
Song Shan was perched on the mountain behind Luther's house. "Little Taoist, don't be so dramatic—I never believe this!"
"Boom!" The sky rumbled.
Clouds gathered, wind blew violently, and Song Shan looked up in fear. "Could it… be divine punishment?!"
Another thunderclap split the sky. A thick bolt of white lightning struck Song Shan directly.
"Ah!" A scream pierced the live-stream—then silence.
Water friends watching online couldn't stay calm:
"The judgment came too fast!"
"A miserable soul… be careful in your next life."
"The Taoist priest's prophecy is terrifying!"
"He must have been struck on the mountain!"
Lin Chen nodded. "Let us observe a moment of silence. Song Shan has been scorched black. He won't harm anyone again."
Widow Sister and Catwoman exchanged a knowing glance. "He really is a pervert," they thought.
Lin Chen ended the day's broadcast, frowning. Song Shan's death is not the end—there's a conspiracy brewing against me.
Several secret magicians connected to Song Shan were preparing to act.
"When have I ever been easy to bully?" Lin Chen growled, shooting Sister Widow and Catwoman a glance. Both trembled and ran off quickly."The stinky Taoist is terrifying!" they shouted behind him.
Preparing for New York
Lin Chen decided to take the initiative, preparing for a trip to New York. The men he tracked would arrive in three days via international flight.
Harley and the others clamored to accompany him.Lin Chen waved them off. "This mission is extremely dangerous. These enemies are secretive. You are not ready. Focus on absorbing spiritual energy and cultivating—reach the fairyland first."
Mela pestered him. "I can help!"
Lin Chen shook his head. "No. You're like your ex-husband—someone has been sent to arrest you. Stay home. No shopping, no wandering."
Mela nodded, sulking.
Over the next three days, Lin Chen prepared numerous talismans and other tools. Widow Sister trained diligently, but despite drawing perfect talismans, they remained ineffective.
"Why won't they work?" she complained.
Lin Chen explained, "Your cultivation base is too low. Talismans require a certain amount of spiritual energy to function. Practice patience and train in martial arts."
Still, Widow Sister had made progress: she could now recognize talismans and wouldn't attempt to steal inverted emblems.
Three Demon Monks in Queens
Late at night in Queens, three bald monks in robes walked down a street.
The short, dark-skinned one muttered, "If you ride a horse, I'll pay—but no one wants to. Sisters in America have no taste!"
The fat monk laughed, belly wobbling. "You're ugly, the police won't even bother!"
The slender monk raised his bowl. "Enough. We're not here to sightsee. First, we kill that fortune-teller. Later, we'll discuss rewards."
They smashed a nearby car window and drove toward a cemetery outside the city.
Lin Chen, hidden in the shadows, shrank to the ground and followed step by step.
At the cemetery, silence reigned. Lin Chen glanced at the moon. "Dark, windy night—good conditions."
The monks began their ritual. The tall monk drew a small gourd and pointed at a tombstone, muttering incantations. Soon, a gloomy wind gathered around the gourd.
The short monk chuckled, "That Taoist has so many beautiful women… imagine enjoying them all, haha!"
The fat monk waved his hand. "Beauty is fleeting… but if we kill him, he promised to teach me supernatural powers!"
Their excitement grew… until a voice interrupted from the darkness.
"Discussing such things in a cemetery? How unlucky of you."
The three monks jumped.
"Where is the Daoist friend? Show yourself!"
Lin Chen emerged casually. "You three are so elegant."
The monks recognized him instantly."It's… you!"
Lin Chen smiled. "You spent all that money on airfare. If I let you drive to Gotham, I'd be too naive. I came to New York myself."
"How did you know we were coming?" the short monk asked.
Lin Chen shrugged. "It's nothing. I hold no grudges, so why come to kill me?"
The short monk laughed darkly. "You've offended someone! So many sisters…"
The lanky monk, voice cracking, screamed, "Disgusting! Kill him!"
Lin Chen shook his head calmly. "Actually… I'm a cleanser. Sorry."
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