"Kyaaaaa!!!" Ume screamed, flustered from the sudden touch. "What are you doing, jerk!?"
She instantly jumped forward, reaching the ground while I remained in a complete daze. My mind was still processing the most erotic and blissful touch my face had ever felt.
"So soft… so squishy…" I murmured unconsciously, my nose already bleeding.
Ume, who was observing me from the floor, snapped, squinting her eyes. "Jerk, shut your mouth!"
It was only then that I returned to reality and found Ume throwing daggers at me with a crimson face from embarrassment.
"I-I'm sorry, Ume," I blurted. "I didn't do it intentionally."
"Boo!" She pouted, not believing me at all.
I jumped inside and pleaded, "Really, it was just an accident."
"Say that after wiping your nose!"
I immediately wiped the blood from my nose and blurted without thinking it through, "Your erotic butt was making my mind crazy, so I closed my eyes, and then you suddenly stopped, which led to the circumstances."
