Chapter 11: Picking Up a Black-Stockinged Mature Woman in the Park
"That verbal agreement was just a polite formality."
"If you act too happy, the other person will definitely think you have some ulterior motive."
"You can desire my body, but you can't show that you desire my body. Girls are very contradictory in this regard, remember that."
Lin Cang edited the message for the Streamer, and he didn't speak to the JK Girl beside him again.
On a normal day, not during commuting hours, the bus wasn't too crowded.
However, traffic was quite bad. Fortunately, there was a dedicated bus lane.
And that's why he took the bus.
In big cities, sometimes calling a ride-share isn't even as fast as the bus.
Hearing that his destination had arrived, Lin Cang stood up and greeted the JK Girl: "I'm leaving first, let's chat if we have time."
The JK Girl waved at him, then lowered her head to look at her phone.
After getting off the bus, he arrived at the park entrance.
This was an open, small park, and didn't require an entrance fee.
At the entrance stood an agarwood tree, said to be a hundred years old.
It was so wide that two people couldn't embrace it, and it stood six or seven meters tall.
The entrance decorations were quite nice, and there were many people inside.
Most were young mothers pushing strollers, or grandmothers, or grandfathers playing chess.
This was the local life, looking so leisurely.
"What do you mean that young mother is good? I'm not doing what Cao Boss did, let's be clear! There has to be a target, if there's no target, it doesn't count, alright?"
Looking at the bullet screen telling him to flirt with the bespectacled young mother pushing a child, Lin Cangrolled his eyes.
They all just wanted to stir up trouble.
He walked further inside, along the riverbank and upwards.
The scenery was average, but it was quite comfortable in summer.
The wind was quite strong.
Sitting under a big tree here would be very pleasant.
But now in winter, the small fruits on the ground looked like piles of chicken droppings.
Suddenly, a pair of long, black-stockinged legs in the distance caught Lin Cang's eye.
From the legs upwards, a bodycon skirt, a bulging chest, wearing gold-rimmed glasses—though not seen up close.
But it was certain that this was a Mature Woman.
[Streamer, she's the one.]
[A Mature Woman is good! The young and pretty ones are too easy for you to get.]
[Streamer, begin your performance.]
Lin Cang glanced at the bullet screen, and seeing her suggested as a target, he didn't back down: "Alright, I'll go see if she has a ring on her middle finger. If not, then she's the one!"
A ring on the middle finger mostly indicates that someone is taken.
Although he considered himself not a good person, he couldn't be a bad person and do things that destroy other people's families.
Of course, it would be different in a doomsday world.
As he approached, the Mature Woman had a bracelet on her hand, and there was also a tattoo, but due to her long sleeves,
only half of it was visible, and he couldn't make out the pattern, nor could he tell if the tattoo was just in one spot or all over.
In her late twenties, with a tattoo, she must have experienced hardships; she wasn't like someone who just got a tattoo when they were naive.
There was a high possibility she was a player.
Honestly, without this golden finger for favorability,
Lin Cang would have turned around and left directly. Not to mention how difficult she would be to get.
It wasn't that he thought tattoos necessarily meant someone was a bad person.
Moreover, ninety percent of AIDS patients have tattoos.
There are good people with tattoos, but it's also certain that many who have them are promiscuous.
Especially in the Region.
His dad had told him that he could flirt with Young Ladies here casually, and it didn't matter if he used protection or not.
But he couldn't flirt in Region nightclubs; going to a club without protection was safer than using protection in a nightclub.
He had a friend who often went to nightclubs, then got infected and died at thirty.
But with this golden finger, it was different.
If he went for one, could he get a 'Hundred Poisons Immunity' entry?
If he could, he wouldn't mind trying.
Colds, fevers, rheumatism, damp-heat, damp-toxins.
These were all poisons. If he could acquire it,
wouldn't he be able to eat whatever he wanted without fear of getting internal heat, or fear of getting cold at night, or gout, etc.? Eat freely?
Noticing someone looking at her, the Mature Womanlooked up and squinted at him. She first looked at his clothes, but couldn't make out any brand.
She looked at his shoes, but couldn't make out what brand they were either.
However, this man seemed a bit dull, which made her feel a little comfortable.
Lin Cang didn't think for long, and not knowing her thoughts, he smiled and greeted: "Beautiful Young Lady, are you alone?"
The Mature Woman spoke with an arrogant, cold tone: "Is there something?"
In her heart, however, she was evaluating, 'He's quite good-looking, and his voice is very gentle.'
"It's just that he's a bit short, not one eighty-five centimeters."
Lin Cang sat down directly beside her, and after a short thought, said: "I saw that you're beautiful, so I wanted to get to know you!"
At the same time, he looked at her. Her legs were about a meter long.
She was dressed in all designer brands, but he didn't recognize any specific ones.
He didn't understand women's luxury goods, but he didn't sense the aura of someone from a wealthy family from her.
Although she only spoke three words, wealthy girls, having learned etiquette, such as piano, various instruments, and dance since childhood, are generally more approachable.
When encountering a stranger trying to pick them up, neither the tone of their words nor the words themselves would be like this.
Most cold people are socially anxious, and such people hardly dare to make eye contact with others.
As for a strong woman, it also seemed unlikely.
She clearly scanned his shoes and clothes.
Would a strong woman understand what kind of clothes a man wears?
Lin Cang had indeed never succeeded in a relationship before, and had never dated either before or after his transmigration.
But among the people he consulted, someone had told him:
If a Young Lady looks at your shoes and your clothes, and acts arrogant,
stay as far away as possible; don't try to flirt with such a person.
He also asked why.
The reason he was given was that such people have either experienced a lot of hardships or are arrogant and look down on ordinary people.
If they were rich, that would be one thing, but if they're not rich, have countless online loan debts, and even live off money given by ordinary men, they still look down on ordinary men.
While it wasn't one hundred percent certain this was the case,
there was no need to take the risk of getting involved.
The Mature Woman saw him sit down and then spoke: "Judging by your sitting posture and your accent, you must be from Lingxi Province. Were you in the military?"
Although her question was simple,
Lin Cang felt it was a bit strange, as it seemed illogical to ask that. However, he replied first before thinking: "Someone in my family served in the military years ago, and I learned my walking and sitting habits from him."
He wasn't lying; someone in his family had indeed served in the military.
As for his walking and sitting habits, he learned them online.
After all, this aspect wasn't important; he could say he learned them anywhere.
The Mature Woman's eyes clearly showed interest: "Your parents? Or?"
"Not my parents, but my great-grandfather and grandfather's generation," Lin Cang shook his head.
His grandfather's generation had a good dozen people, his father's generation even more, about thirty, and his great-grandfather's generation had five.
So his words weren't false.
After all, she didn't ask if they were immediate family, and some of them had indeed served in the military.
Of course, if she hadn't asked that way from the beginning, he wouldn't have said so.
Flirting with Young Ladies! As the person who taught him said, there's one line you can't cross.
Chapter 12: The Mature Woman who Admires Foreign Things. Shouldn't I just play with her?
You absolutely cannot mess with military connections.
If you mess with other connections, at most you'll be the only one in trouble, and it won't be a big deal.
But with military connections, Constables need evidence, while soldiers only need a target.
Not only will you be in trouble, but it's hard to say your whole family will be safe.
So, if it wasn't asked at the beginning, no one would talk about this aspect.
At the same time, Lin Cang felt increasingly strange.
Very few Young Ladies care about this kind of thing.
The Mature Woman then said, "Did they participate in battles? After all, your Wolf Army is famous, and your side had the most people in the last ground war."
"Yes, they did, but they didn't really tell us much, even if we asked, they wouldn't say anything," Lin Cang replied with a slight nod.
His grandfather, who had passed away many years ago, indeed had.
He had never met him, his father had, but it was said that his grandfather never told him anything.
The Mature Woman said with longing in her beautiful eyes, "I've admired soldiers since I was little, but it's a pity that even now, in my twenties, I haven't met a single one."
This made Lin Cang even more confused. Where were they around her?
Within a hundred meters of her home, unless it was a rural area, there would definitely be some.
But even in a rural area, if she couldn't marry someone from her own village, she could marry someone from another!
Not to mention during her school days, in elementary, middle, and high school, there must have been classmates who joined the army.
However, while he was confused, his Stream Viewers in the live stream were not.
"Streamer, give me the location, I'll come, I even have my discharge papers."
"Get out of here, I'm active duty."
"??? It's not the weekend, how can you be online?"
"Connected from the local area, is there a problem?"
"Yes, a local connection that can go online is inferior to the female soldiers in the communications unit, you're all noobs."
"What kind of unit is this, can anyone tell me?"
"Ask less about these things. Even if being online won't cause much trouble, don't ask."
"I don't know why, it feels strange, but I can't pinpoint what's strange."
Lin Cang smiled, "That's quite a pity. I also admire soldiers, but due to academic issues, I couldn't join the army."
He was too thin, failed the physical examination, and was rejected.
Two years ago, he wasn't as he is now; he was very thin back then.
It wasn't that he had nothing to eat, but rather that he didn't eat much.
The Mature Woman then said, "Do you know any soldiers? Could you introduce me to one?"
"I do, but you can't add his WeChat right now," Lin Cangshrugged, not minding introducing her.
Of course, the premise was that she wasn't plotting anything.
Otherwise, he certainly couldn't introduce her, lest he get himself into trouble.
The Mature Woman nodded slightly, sighing, "That's true."
"Instead of just looking, how about we go somewhere else for a drink?" Lin Cang thought for a moment and invited her.
The Mature Woman didn't dislike the man in front of her; on the contrary, as time passed, she even wanted to understand his thoughts.
She didn't know why, but she just wanted to understand.
Facing his invitation, she thought about it and agreed.
"What a pity!"
Then the two walked out of the park side by side, chatting.
During this process, Lin Cang also learned how to address her.
Sha'er.
An English name.
She was from the South of the Five Ridges region, but not from Huadu; she was from Chaoshan.
"Seeing you, you must have studied a lot, graduated from university, right?"
"Yes, I studied at a university in New York."
"Studying abroad, impressive, very impressive."
The term 'returned overseas student' had quite a high value twenty years ago.
But now? Only those famous ones like Cambridge, Harvard, MIT, etc., are extremely valuable; for others, only those who've experienced it know.
It's purely a scam, not to mention she said she studied at a university in New York, which isn't well-known; who says 'in New York'?
Have you ever seen someone from Cambridge or MIT say they studied in their local area?
Have you ever seen someone from Tsinghua or Peking University say they studied in the capital?
This kind of thing might fool the older generations, but for Lin Cang's generation...
Heh heh.
It might not even be as good as a domestic high school, purely an overseas returnee title.
If he wasn't thinking of sleeping with her, Lin Cang would definitely have said something.
"Not bad!"
Sha'er was very satisfied with his reaction.
And by this time, they were almost at the coffee shop.
Compared to yesterday's expenses, Lin Cang could easily guess from the photos that they had doubled.
They each ordered coffee and dessert.
While she was on her way to the restroom, Lin Cang sent a message to his live stream: "I told you before, if a Young Lady is willing to go out with you, it means she's somewhat interested in you."
"And for someone like this, if she asks to pay or split the bill later, that's fine. But if she doesn't, remember to stay as far away as possible. This isn't her being interested in you; it's her using you as an ATM, the kind that doesn't require a card. She'll make you pay thousands for food, and she might not even let you hold her hand. Tens of thousands won't even get you to first base."
"Normal, decent people, unless they pay themselves, wouldn't just order things worth three or four hundred without even asking. Normal boyfriends and girlfriends don't even do that, okay?"
"Don't just assume men should pay. You're not even a couple!'Should' my foot. You're just foolishly being a fish, a backup."
"Streamer, you missed a point. Besides that, it could also be a shill, right?"
"You guys, do you think this might be a shill?"
"A shill is unlikely. They didn't meet online; they met in a real park. It's not that easy to encounter a shill."
"I'm comfortable now. The Streamer is wearing women's clothes, and it's the classic Xiao Qiao, tsk tsk tsk."
"I want to say, Streamer, although what you said is correct, this Mature Woman is so attractive, I can't resist."
"Me too. If she were ugly and ordered such expensive things, I'd turn around and leave 100%. But such a beautiful Young Lady, I really can't move my feet."
"Then Streamer, why aren't you leaving?"
Some of the later bullet comments made Lin Cang unsure whether to be angry or to laugh, but he didn't say anything there. Everyone has their own thoughts, and he had already made it clear.
As for that last bullet comment, he replied with a message.
"I'm not leaving because I can get some action."
The Mature Woman walked back at this moment, her swaying waist and gold-rimmed glasses made her highly noticeable.
Many people stared blankly, and when they saw her sit down at a table with someone, disappointment flashed in their eyes.
What a pity, she's taken.
Seeing her return, Lin Cang also put away his phone.
He took out a tissue, wiped the table first, and then asked.
"Speaking of which, today is Wednesday, don't you have to go to work?"
Sha'er shook her head, "I work in the internet industry, a freelancer, so I don't need to be at work all the time."
Internet, freelancer.
The coffee had already arrived. Although Lin Cang had never drunk this stuff, he wasn't unable to drink it.
He added some sugar, stirred it gently, and then asked, "Do you live here permanently, or are you here for a visit?"
Sha'er: "I live here permanently. And you?"
Lin Cang shrugged, "I'm making a living here. After all, it's a big city. Like you, I also work in the internet industry."
"How was studying abroad?"
Sha'er said with a look of longing, "If it weren't for certain reasons, I wouldn't want to come back. It's not like here where sometimes breathing isn't even smooth; the air there is so much better."
The air there is so much better. What does that mean?
Both Lin Cang and the Stream Viewers in the live stream had four words flash in their minds.
Admiration of foreign things!
Chapter 13: "Sister, can we try dating?"
"I envy you. You've smelled the air abroad."
Lin Cang's heart flashed with a hint of foreign adoration, but he didn't show it. He pretended to look wistful and said, while his fingers kept typing on his phone, completely blind-typing.
"Brothers, for someone who adores foreign things like this, if I don't ruthlessly play with her, ruthlessly mess with her, it would be a disservice to my nine years of compulsory education. I'm about to say some insincere words, so don't think I also adore foreign things, okay?"
Of course, he could have chosen not to explain, as the truth would eventually come out anyway.
But if he became popular later, this would definitely be taken out of context and used as evidence to attack him, but it's different if he says it now.
If someone screenshots a part of it, no one can say anything. If a screenshot is posted, any attack would be futile.
As for whether he could become popular, Lin Cang was 100% sure that his livestream would catch fire.
If he didn't succeed in flirting, one could say it wouldn't catch fire, it would be hard to get popular.
But success was different. If he succeeded every time, then becoming popular in the future was inevitable.
There were so many single men in the country. After his reputation spread, people would definitely come to watch, whether it was useful or not.
Moreover, he wasn't teaching anything wrong.
As long as they followed the method, it wasn't a problem to find a partner, even if they couldn't find a wife to marry.
Finding a partner was not an issue.
As for marriage, if they could put their conscience aside, it would still be possible.
What's more, in this area, no one was doing it online in this world.
So, becoming popular was 100% certain, it was just a matter of time.
Just like yesterday's success, his followers increased by one or two thousand.
His gift income also increased significantly.
Originally, many Stream Viewers were about to start cursing or leave when Lin Cang responded to the Young Lady's remark.
But upon hearing his words, they deleted the bullet comments they had almost finished editing and stopped their hands from exiting the livestream room.
"Support! Ruthlessly mess with her! Go through all three lanes!"
"Yes, especially the top lane! Let her adore foreign things!"
"If you had said that a little slower, I would have definitely cursed you out!"
"You really have to be able to ruthlessly mess with her! If you can't, we'll still curse you!"
"Yes, if you can't do it, you might as well slap her or just pour coffee on her and leave."
"Plus one! Might as well leave. Why treat her to food? If you can't do it, I'm going to curse!"
"Similarly, if you can do it, I'll arrange everything for you. I have plenty of money."
Lin Cang didn't see the bullet comments. If he had, he would definitely have patted his chest and assured them.
"Don't worry, it's a sure thing!"
With a cheat, is he afraid of not succeeding?
And the Mature Woman, who called herself Sha'er, saw his expression and a satisfied glint flashed in her eyes. She smiled and pointed at the coffee, saying, "This coffee is delicious, isn't it? Much better than tea, right?"
Lin Cang nodded: "Indeed, the coffee is very good."
The two then chatted idly, one sentence at a time.
And unlike the beginning, where Lin Cang initiated the topics.
Later, it was Sha'er, the Mature Woman, who asked questions, and Lin Cang answered.
As they chatted, darkness fell.
In winter, in Huadu, it would be completely dark by around 6:30 PM.
Lin Cang looked at the sky, pondered for a moment, and said, "Sister, it's getting dark. Let's go back to the park and chat while walking along the river to the pedestrian street."
Of course, if it were Ou Xinyi, he wouldn't have said that.
He would have invited her to dinner or a movie.
But this one here! A few hundred for coffee was already enough.
Any more, and he would feel it was a loss after eating.
And he was running out of money in his pocket.
Most of it had been thrown into the stock market.
He had to seal the deal at the park.
Otherwise, if they went to the pedestrian street, bought some stuff, and then got a room later, he'd be in debt from online loans.
Sha'er, the Mature Woman, saw his invitation, and a hint of disappointment flashed in her eyes. She felt like this man might not have been in love before.
Normally, in this situation, shouldn't they watch a movie?
After the movie, they'd go shopping, buy some things, then have a late-night snack, and then some alcohol.
If the process was good, something might happen.
Being with him gave her a very good feeling, a sense of déjà vu, and she wanted to get to know him more deeply.
However, despite the disappointment, she didn't mind walking. They could decide what to do when they reached the pedestrian street.
The good feeling she got from Lin Cang was undoubtedly due to the Innate Succubus Saint Body at work.
It's just that Lin Cang didn't know the specific effects of his physique.
Otherwise, he would have already reached out to feel her long legs and large chest.
The two soon walked into the park.
The park wasn't very crowded at night.
After all, the weather was cold, and most people who came to the park were mothers or grandmothers with children.
Fearing that the children would get cold, they wouldn't come at night.
Now, those entering the park were almost exclusively fishermen.
As for couples, they would consider other places to have fun rather than this small park.
There was a pedestrian street and a shopping mall nearby.
Lin Cang saw that there weren't many people around and went straight to the point: "Sister, if I may ask a 'tea-like' question, if your boyfriend knew you were walking in the park with me, wouldn't he be angry?"
"Hehehe~" Sha'er was amused by this. After a few chuckles, she said again, "Don't worry, I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time!"
Lin Cang: "Sister, you haven't dated either! Me too, I don't even know what love feels like."
"Only you guys would believe that," the stream viewersthought to themselves, all letting out a 'heh'.
Whether Lin Cang had dated or not, at most, it could be said that he hadn't dated today, or rather, from this afternoon until now.
As for Sha'er, according to what Lin Cang said, plus the fact that Lin Cang really paid the bill later, there was no need to even think about whether she had dated or not.
"Indeed, no one can say they've dated. They have to say they haven't. Whether it's a scumbag or a scumbag, they all say they haven't dated."
"Exactly, I've learned another trick. From now on, when talking to a Young Lady about relationships, always say I haven't dated."
"As long as you do that, flirting will no longer be a problem. Even if you've dated a hundred times, you have to say you haven't."
"Brother Leng above, can you explain why? I still don't understand."
"Brother Leng, you old scumbag, be a class representative and explain it."
"Upstairs, go to hell! How can you call Brother Leng an old scumbag? Leng Saint, Leng Zi, please explain."
"Ahem, Leng Zi, Leng Saint, my mistake, but I still request an explanation."
"Husband, in other people's mouths, you're a Casanova!"
"Ah, well, good heavens, a couple watching the livestream together."
"Brother Leng, rest in peace."
"Rest in peace."
Meanwhile, in reality on the other side.
Sha'er, the Mature Woman, sighed: "Alas, I've always wanted to find a soldier boyfriend, but I've never met one, so I've put it off."
"I somewhat like women six or seven years older than me! I wanted to meet one back then, but I was told I was too young, sigh." Lin Cang also sighed, and at the same time, he put his arms around her body.
Because Sha'er herself was 1.7 meters tall, plus she was wearing high heels.
The two were not much different in height, and their eyes met.
Sha'er understood the meaning of his words and fell silent for a moment.
Lin Cang, like a little puppy, shook Sha'er and said, "Sister, the first time I saw you, I was very moved. Your knowledge at the coffee shop made me fall deeply in love. Can we try dating?"
Chapter 14: Capturing a Mature Woman and Unveiling the Innate Spy Detection Holy Body
Reject? Sha'er looked at the man before her, her heart thumping wildly.
It was a feeling she hadn't experienced in many years, only having felt it during her first love back in junior high school.
"Then, then I'll try it."
As she spoke, she couldn't help but blush.
Lin Cang knew that he had almost succeeded, leaning in to give her red lips a light peck.
Then, he gazed at her with affectionate eyes.
Suddenly ambushed, Sha'er's beautiful eyes widened, looking at the young puppy in disbelief: "You, how could you kiss me without my permission, um!"
Before, it was a light peck, but this time it was different. Lin Cang kissed her deeply.
He also felt the other party's hands trying to push him away, so he increased the strength of his left hand behind her back, while his right hand roamed over her black silk-stockinged thigh, wandering in the darkness.
This wasn't a puppy; this was a little wolfdog.
The thought arose in Sha'er's mind, and she also felt that she wasn't resisting the other party's actions very much, but rather somewhat intoxicated by them.
[What's going on? How can I only see clothes?]
[They're making out! What else could be happening?]
[Is this the Streamer's clothes? But why does it seem to be stuck?]
[Damn it, the Streamer should change to a drone so we can't see the Young Lady's expression.]
[Add one, drone sky shooting, that's how it should be done.]
No one doubted that Lin Cang was tasting imported candy, and they were envious!
Especially those who had never been in love wanted to see what the Young Lady's expression would be when tasting imported candy.
In the live broadcast room, a sentence suddenly rang out, causing the stream viewers to widen their eyes.
"No, don't, not here."
"But Older Sister is too tempting. This Younger Brother is uncomfortable, and this place is very good, with the sky as the quilt and the ground as the bed, and you've already..."
"My rented apartment is nearby, let's go to my place..."
[What did I hear? What kind of tiger-wolf words are these?]
[Are they preparing to go wild? Is there any brother nearby? I'll give you money, give me a live broadcast.]
[No, I don't understand anymore. How are they going to play cards? Can someone explain it to me?]
[Add one. I can't see it here. How can they play cards? Is playing cards that simple?]
[It's simple to say it's simple, but it's also difficult. The Streamer said before that girls all have ideas, and the older they get, the bigger their ideas are.]
[Thirty is like a wolf and forty like a tiger. According to Brother Leng, I seem to understand.]
[Add one, I understand too. I've learned it.]
[Understand my ass. This is also the most difficult. Obviously, this Streamer guy has good skills in this area. If it were you, you might get slapped, and if you're unlucky, you'll end up with an iron rice bowl for a few days. You can't do it without experiencing dozens of them.]
[Then Brother Leng, can you do it?]
[I don't know. I could before, but it's been more than ten years.]
[Good for you, Cold Rainy Night. You told me it was my first love, you told me it was my first time. You get your ass home to me now.]
[Ah, this, ah, this, Brother Leng, farewell.]
[Brothers, I've discovered something. Brother Leng's wife is from the Sichuan and Chongqing region.]
[Perhaps it's not that Brother Leng has settled down, but that scumbag is afraid of the violence of the Young Lady from the Sichuan and Chongqing region.]
[That makes sense. I heard that Young Lady from the Sichuan and Chongqing region are not afraid of not being able to beat their husbands. Anyway, if they can't beat them, they'll take out a knife. If you dare to fight back, they'll chop up their husbands.]
[I can testify. That's why we men from the Sichuan and Chongqing region are all henpecked, and women from the Sichuan and Chongqing region are all Tyrannosaurus.]
[Brother Leng, may you have a good journey!]
Meanwhile, in reality.
"Younger Brother, am I heavy?"
"Older Sister is not heavy, very light."
"Younger Brother, put Older Sister down! Older Sister can walk by herself."
"No, I want to hold Older Sister for a lifetime."
Lin Cang carried Sha'er, advancing all the way in the direction she said.
As for the comments, he didn't know and hadn't seen them.
If he knew, he would definitely reply.
The key to this thing is to go to a certain website, memorize the words, and say them shamelessly.
Although many girls verbally say they hate being greasy.
But the truth is that they hate being greasy before becoming a couple, but they don't hate being greasy after becoming a couple.
Saying that you can pick up girls if you're shameless is not a lie.
He has a cousin who plays very well with his father and is very shameless.
According to his father, others at least take girls to eat something, watch a movie, or play billiards or something before being greasy.
But he's good. He stops the car halfway on the motorcycle when he picks up someone.
He hugs the Young Lady and says, 'I miss you so much after not seeing you for a few days! I like you so much, I love you so much.'
If I have half a lie, may I be struck by lightning, may my son be born without an anus, and may I directly become a eunuch.
Anyway, he makes the most vicious oaths and says how much he loves and loves, which is very greasy.
Of course, Lin Cang knows it, but he hasn't grasped the essence of this aspect.
The fifth floor of the apartment, arriving all the way here.
Sha'er took out the key to open the door, saying, "Younger Brother, don't rush. Older Sister is a little hungry. Let's order something to eat."
Would Lin Cang order something to eat? Of course not.
According to the other party's standards, it would cost no less than two or three hundred to order a meal.
Although her figure, plus her height and appearance, are no worse than Ou Xinyi.
Overall, her appearance is even better than Ou Xinyi.
But people are different.
For someone like Ou Xinyi, spending more money is not a big deal, and it doesn't take much.
Like her, who is blindly worshiping foreign things, she feels like she's losing out even if she spends two more yuan.
Just be a ruthless scumbag, why be considerate?
"Okay, Older Sister, I'll listen to you."
Lin Cang nodded in reply, but at the moment he entered the door, he did something different from what he said, blocking the other party from speaking.
His right hand kept wandering in front of the other party, while his left hand went up from the black silk stockings.
Walking all the way to a stool, he made the other party face his waist.
[The Streamer has something to do and is leaving. Please wait a moment. He will be back soon.]
Looking at the stunning face of the Mature Woman lying on the table, the stream viewers in the live broadcast room were all with eyes shining brightly, and they couldn't help but lick their lips.
Many were constantly swiping gifts.
But the picture suddenly disappeared, and they were all dumbfounded.
[??? What's going on? Why is the picture gone?]
[Damn it, I swiped gifts, I paid. You, the Streamer, are eating alone again.]
[Eating alone is hard to get fat, haven't you heard? Open the door for me quickly.]
[I've given you the money, and you're just letting me watch this?]
[That's right, I've paid the money, and you're just letting us watch this?]
[scion! Streamer, you are really scion. You tease but don't bury, you deserve to be called Dog Cang.]
[Add one.]
[I add 10086, Dog Cang, open the door for me.]
It's impossible to open the door, it's impossible to open the door in this lifetime.
Although eating alone is hard to get fat, it's fragrant.
Half an hour later... Lin Cang looked at the dropped entry.
[Pick up the entry: Innate Spy Detection Holy Body?]
With this entry dropping, Lin Cang began to doubt the identity of the woman in front of him.
It had happened twice before, but he suspected that the dropped entry was related to the other party.
This spy detection, could it be the spy detection for identifying spies?
[Innate Spy Detection Holy Body, any spy will have nowhere to hide in your eyes. Any kind of spy will appear like an NPC with the word'spy' on their head.]
ps: Thank you to Lord Qingxin for the reward, thank you to Lord Qiwang for the recommendation votes, and thank you to Lord Ning Futianxia Bu Fuqing for the recommendation votes and monthly votes.
Thank you, lords.
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Chapter 15: Flirting with a Spy
Good stuff! Innate Spy-Identifying Saint Body.
500,000 for one! And I don't even need to catch them myself, just provide the information.
Lin Cang thought about it and glanced at Sha'er, the Mature Woman.
But with that one glance, he was stunned.
Because there were several large characters above Sha'er's head.
Military Spy.
What does this mean?
It really is related to the dropping of terms! Even a Military Spy appeared.
Then I must exert myself vigorously, right?
I originally thought she was just a player, an experienced scumbag.
Turns out she's a spy, truly, what a character!
Sha'er, this Mature Woman, looked at Lin Cang with charming grace: "Brother, you are so amazing~"
Lin Cang: "Sister, I love you, I love you so much, let's do it again."
Sha'er: "Brother, wait a moment, I'm a bit hungry, let me eat something first."
Lin Cang: "But Sister is too tempting, I really don't want to wait."
Before him was a spy! And a military one at that.
Who knew if she had incredible skills.
Also, did she have any means of controlling people?
It's better to deal with her later, once she can't move… After a full three hours, looking at the now unconscious Mature Woman, Lin Cang picked up her iPhone, then took her hand.
He pressed her slender middle finger onto the fingerprint scanner.
The phone screen instantly lit up.
Lin Cang first opened WeChat to take a look.
As soon as he opened it, he saw the list of chat names and felt there was no need to look for further evidence.
Because it was all written as, "Someone from a certain military region."
There were people from all five major military regions.
What a 'never met a soldier brother since childhood' story.
What are all these friends?
He looked at the chat history, and that first glance made him check a few other chat records.
Alright, the evidence was conclusive.
First, to find a rope, although according to the evidence in WeChat.
This Mature Woman should be considered to have been turned, rather than a trained spy.
But safety first.
Better safe than sorry, who knows if there might be other situations.
To be cautious, it was best to ensure she had no ability to resist.
Lest she counter-kill him while at low health.
The one-bedroom, one-living room apartment looked decorated, making him wonder if she bought the place, or if it was a fully furnished rental.
He searched everywhere and soon found a rope, and it was even a sensual one.
Earlier in WeChat, there were also photos related to this rope, which were incredibly enticing.
The rope was long enough, to avoid waking her up, and to prevent her from breaking free, he tied her up with the blanket.
This way, even if she was an expert in rope art, she wouldn't be able to break free.
After all this was done, it was time to look for other evidence!
Although he knew he might inevitably have to write a guarantee later.
But curiosity got the better of him!
About half an hour later.
He had basically searched everywhere and gone through the phone twice.
After searching, three words emerged in his mind: I'm rich.
Although there was only her, he was sure he could catch twenty or thirty more later.
500,000 each, that would be incredible.
Of course, the result wouldn't be exactly like that, it would be between 100,000 to 500,000.
This wave of 500,000 should be no problem.
At the same time, Lin Cang was also surprised by the records inside!
This Mature Woman had stated on Xiaohongshu, Tieba, QQ, and various other platforms that her first choice for a boyfriend was a soldier.
There were dozens of people on her list; soldiers were only a part of it, there were also non-soldiers and veterans.
However, she only sent revealing photos to the soldiers, and she didn't try to get money from them.
To the non-soldiers, she sent normal photos and did ask for money.
She would send them messages daily, asking for a milk tea or a meal.
Coffee.
Red packets were plentiful.
Looking at her monthly income, she earned over 50,000 yuan a month.
Another part of her income came from bank cards.
Over 200,000 yuan in monthly income.
Lin Cang knew without thinking that this part should be the spy fees.
Greed knows no bounds! Even as a player, she earned 50,000 a month.
And she still went to be a spy.
She really deserved to be caught!
After everything was done, he even censored some photos!
Blocking out faces, environments, and shoulder marks on clothes?
After all this was taken care of, Lin Cang opened the live stream.
This wave of traffic was practically delivered to his mouth; it would be unconscionable not to take it.
The live stream suddenly starting made the already-following Stream Viewers pause.
Something went wrong?
Shouldn't he be playing cards and broadcasting tomorrow morning?
Although they didn't know what was happening, they still came to check it out.
As soon as they entered the live stream, they saw the entire room in a mess.
It was easy to imagine how fierce the battle had been.
But seeing the beautiful woman wrapped up like a zongzi, they were all stunned.
[Streamer, what are you doing? Preparing for torture?]
[No, is it that bad?]
[Streamer, what's going on?]
[All that collagen on her face, how much did the Streamer pour into her?]
[Even if she's a player, if you want to be a scumbag, you wouldn't go so far as to publicly execute her like this, would you?]
[Indeed, Streamer wouldn't go that far! No need to get yourself involved.]
They were all confused, only remembering that Lin Canghad said she might be a player.
But a player, a scumbag, wouldn't warrant this.
Moreover, he himself was a scumbag.
Lin Cang shrugged: "Don't rush, I'll tell you what's going on when more people arrive. If you want to call the police, that's fine, I'll be calling them later anyway."
"But let me remind you of one thing, this is a benefit for you, you might earn a windfall, or a commendation banner."
The stream viewers didn't care much about the windfall; how much could they earn, and if it was a windfall from something illegal, it would be too hot to handle, better not to have it.
A commendation banner was different; if it was sent, as Lin Cang said, it was probably from the government.
Starting their own family lineage or bragging for ten years.
Things almost everyone wanted to do.
Everyone had the desire to start their own family lineage, but the difficulty wasn't just about having the desire, so it could only be buried.
But bragging for ten years was different; the difficulty wasn't great, the key was the opportunity.
So no one called the police; instead, they waited curiously.
They weren't speculating, but rather chatting about how Lin Cang and the foreign-worshipping Mature Womanhad fought.
About ten minutes later, the number of people increased.
Seeing that no one mentioned calling the police, Lin Cangbreathed a sigh of relief.
This was truly heaven sending him this wave of traffic!
"Brothers, I've already told you, this beauty named Sha'erbefore you is a spy."
???
A spy?
[Really, Streamer?]
[A real spy? Do you have proof?]
[You're not putting on some act, playing some kind of prank on me, are you?]
[Yes, don't joke around, otherwise I'll report you. I'd rather have no program effect than see a script.]
[Yes, I'm very annoyed right now by scripts, putting on a bunch of scripts to fool whom!]
Lin Cang shook Sha'er's phone: "The evidence is inside. You'll be able to tell if it's real or fake in a moment, and the police uncles are also on their way."
Chapter 16: Your little brother loves you so much, of course he's sending you to prison.
The photos were already censored!
Faces were covered, epaulets were covered, and anything in the surrounding environment was blocked.
But the people, it could be confirmed, were not the same person.
The Stream Viewers all understood why she was called a spy.
These photos were ironclad proof.
At the same time, Lin Cang's actions also made them want to laugh.
"You shouldn't have censored it. We'll send you in too."
"Right, send this scumbag in. *smirk*"
"This woman deserves to die. She got to eat and be warm, yet she still betrayed the country."
"Agreed. I had a bit of sympathy before, but now I have none."
"Same here. You can sympathize with others, but not with spies."
"What do you mean sympathize with others? Are you sick? You shouldn't sympathize with anything."
Lin Cang rolled his eyes at the bullet comments: "No, what are you all saying? What do you mean send me in too? I was going to give you a spy lead so you could make a fortune and earn a commendation banner, and this is how you treat me?"
Spy lead?
Holy cow!
This made all the Stream Viewers' eyes light up.
"Streamer, you're so handsome. I said the wrong thing just now. I testify, you are the most handsome in the world."
"Agreed. I've never seen such a charismatic handsome man like you."
"Likewise. A dashing man like you, no matter where you are, is like a firefly in the dark night—so distinct, so outstanding. That melancholic gaze of yours..."
"Upstairs, stop copying. Stephen Chow's line isn't good for describing this."
"No, do you guys have any dignity? For a commendation banner and a fortune, I'm different from you. My incredibly handsome dad, please give me the spy lead."
"Holy cow, if you didn't look at the end, I would've thought you truly wouldn't bend for five pecks of rice."
Seeing their reactions, Lin Cang then took out the screenshots, the edited address, the WeChat ID, and other online social account information that could confirm the spy.
"You can all report these accounts. Everyone should report according to their location. Don't snatch them randomly."
Few stream viewers disbelieved him; they all took screenshots immediately.
Then, they started calling the police, and some even called mysterious departments.
And Lin Cang was naturally making calls too.
As for why he shared it with them, it was purely because it would eventually be investigated anyway.
Moreover, for the same case, the maximum reward was 500,000. Once it reached the maximum, reporting other things wouldn't increase the bonus.
So, it was better to share it.
Whether they could make money, he didn't know.
After hanging up the phone, Lin Cang spoke again.
"Let me tell you, this woman posted pictures on various online platforms saying she was looking for a partner and adding friends. She'd send a normal photo now and then, then ask for milk tea, late-night snacks, treats, coffee, earning an income of 50,000 a month."
The stream viewers, who had mostly finished their calls and reports, were stunned.
"How much? Fifty thousand?"
"She really deserves to die, deserves to die, scamming money everywhere, damn it."
"No, are men all brain-dead? This kind of money-scamming trick has been around for years, and they're still so foolish, thinking she really wants to be with them."
"I don't think you can blame the men for this. This is over 90 points, described as a campus belle. How many people can resist that?"
"Right, if it were me, I'd be willing to be scammed. It's better than the other end possibly not even being a woman."
"One thing, even a playboy in China earns 50,000 a month, and she still betrays the country? Damn it!"
"Streamer, I'm nearby. Will I be breaking the law if I go over?"
"Count me in. Will it be illegal if more of us go over?"
Lin Cang was momentarily stunned by those last two bullet comments: "This, I don't know either. Is there anyone who studied law who can explain?"
Under other circumstances, it would definitely be illegal.
But this was a spy.
So he really didn't know if it was illegal or not. Although he knew a lot about law, he hadn't fully understood it.
"Ahem, I'm a law student. Theoretically, this is illegal, written into law."
"Theoretically? How exactly?"
"In practice, it depends on the person in charge of you. If they say they didn't hear her report and didn't see it, and after three or five days there's no physical evidence, then they can't accuse you without proof. In fact, not many people handle spy cases."
"Good heavens, really good heavens. Law students should all go and file a report."
"Agreed. Don't go down that path of crime."
Lin Cang then showed them the Mature Woman's phone, displaying her chats with men.
The Stream Viewers saw that the Mature Woman had given normal photos in these chats, usually calling them 'gege' (older brother).
Lin Cang then said passionately: "Family, people encounter playboys in online relationships, and if they're not scammed, they even get intimate photos!!! You tell me, do you have any reason not to work hard..."
His words, like a roar, felt like swallowing knives for anyone who had been scammed in an online relationship.
"Stop talking, Streamer."
"Wuwuwu, I remember being scammed out of thousands in an online relationship. Forget intimate photos, he never even called me 'husband'!"
"Agreed."
"Damn it, can't you let me fantasize a bit? Don't I know I'm past that age?"
"Exactly!"
Because Lin Cang's voice was very loud, Sha'er, who had been sleeping, woke up.
She found herself tied up and didn't know what was happening.
With a charming demeanor, she said to Lin Cang:
"Good little brother, what are you doing? Your older sister can't handle this."
Her voice made people understand what a 'pure yet seductive' voice was.
Many Stream Viewers gasped under the influence of this voice.
This was quite potent.
Lin Cang turned around, shaking his phone and smiling: "Good older sister, your spy activities have been exposed."
Sha'er's pupils constricted. She tried to stand up abruptly, and that charming, seemingly loving expression vanished, replaced by a terrified one as she said: "You, you, you peeked at my phone!"
Lin Cang: "I looked. I went through everything. I didn't expect my good older sister to be a spy."
Sha'er swallowed, saying in a panic: "Little brother, didn't you say you loved your older sister very much? Can you not inform the police? Just you and I know, and heaven and earth know, okay?"
"Whatever you like, I can satisfy you. From now on, if little brother tells older sister to go east, older sister will definitely not go west. All the money older sister earns will be yours."
Lin Cang walked towards her step by step, lifting her chin with his hand.
"Older sister, your little brother loves you so much, of course he's going to send you to prison to live out the rest of your life!"
Chapter 17 Lin Cang, even the Black Emperor isn't as good as you!
Chapter 17: Lin Cang, even the Black Emperor isn't as much of a scoundrel as you!
Don't notify the police?
Are you kidding me?!
Does she think he's a simp, brainless, and even willing to earn money for himself?
Isn't this trying to turn him?
If he really spent her money, that day he would be an accomplice to a spy.
But wait, that doesn't seem right. It looks like it might not be impossible to spend it.
He's live streaming, isn't he! Everyone knows what he's doing.
So, letting her transfer money, it doesn't seem like there's any problem, right?
There is a problem, the live stream video is evidence.
Sha'er's face was pale: "Little brother, you can't do this, otherwise, Big Sister's life will be over."
Lin Cang picked up her phone: "Big Sister, I was just teasing you! How could little brother call the police? Come on, what's the password? I'll help you transfer it."
Money that's being handed to him for free, why wouldn't he take it?
With this sudden development, the stream viewers were stunned. Could it be that he heard about getting money and satisfying all requests, and he's actually going to keep her secret?
No, this is a live stream. What secret is there to keep?
And, you just called the police, now... wait a minute... [What a scion, I've never seen such a scion.]
[Add one, he cheats on feelings, cheats on bodies, cheats on money, cheats on everything, and then sends them to prison. What a scion!]
[Yes, let's call him Dog Cang from now on! Others might not be, but he's truly not human. He does such despicable things.]
[Calling him Dog Cang is spot on. I've truly never seen such a scion who could do this.]
[To be honest, I'm wondering why this isn't me.]
[Upstairs, precisely because it's not you, that's why you have to call him a scion. At least, if you can't be envious, you can still have some psychological comfort.]
[Exactly, Dog Cang is such a scion. Even the Black Emperor by Emperor Wu Shi's side isn't this devious.]
[Indeed, even Black Emperor Duan De would shed tears and say, 'I've wandered half my life, only regretting not meeting a wise lord. If you don't abandon me, Duan (Black) is willing to acknowledge you as a godfather.']
[By the way, law students, come sit down, class representative. Can Dog Cang keep this money?]
[Uh, uh, uh, if you really want to say it's fraud, but defrauding a spy's money doesn't really count as fraud. And with the live stream, saying he's defrauding isn't right either, since the other party is giving it willingly.]
[Damn, he just made a fortune from this.]
Sha'er looked at him suspiciously: "Little brother, you really can't call the police, okay? Did you really agree?"
She suddenly realized this, which made her a bit suspicious that he was playing her.
"Really, Big Sister, don't worry! Little brother absolutely promises to keep your secret. I swear, if I lie, may I be struck by five bolts of lightning from the heavens!" Lin Cang patted his chest and declared confidently.
I believe you like hell.
The Stream Viewers all rolled their eyes. Wasn't it the same last night when he swore to a youthful and beautiful female university student that he truly loved her?
The result was that he broke up with her the very next day. Not even a dog would believe this guy's 'deep affection'.
If Lin Cang knew what they were saying, he would definitely retort:
If there's a benefit, what's a mere oath?
Sha'er saw him swear, and her suspicion lessened. She pleaded, "Then, little brother, can you untie Big Sister first?"
"Big Sister, I can't! Big Sister is a spy, and little brother is scared. Unless Big Sister transfers the money to me first, I can't trust you," Lin Cang said, acting like a frightened little puppy.
Sha'er said plaintively: "Am I really so untrustworthy to you! And how can Big Sister trust you not to hand Big Sister over to the police after you get the money?"
Lin Cang nodded heavily: "Big Sister, it's not that little brother doesn't trust Big Sister, but Big Sister, look at how you're playing with the 'fish'. How can anyone trust that?"
"As for how Big Sister can trust little brother, Big Sister can rest assured. Big Sister is a spy. Only when you put the money on me can I feel safe. If I release you before the money arrives, I'm afraid Big Sister might give me a deadly scissor kick. So, for my life's sake, Big Sister must give me the money first."
Sha'er was so resentful. Now, she could only give him the money.
Only by giving him the money would she have a chance to continue living.
Otherwise, if she really fell into the hands of the police, it would truly be over for her.
The consequences of espionage, though not publicly disclosed in China, are known to those who have committed crimes.
In prison, there's a saying among inmates about the bullying hierarchy: 'One spy, two young, three rapist, four official.'
The 'one spy' refers to spies.
Regardless of what other crimes they committed, spies are the most hated.
Major spies are one thing; they wouldn't be locked up with them. But for minor ones like her, it might not be the case.
It would be a living hell.
Criminals of all kinds would bully them. They might be sentenced to a few years or decades.
The authorities might release them, but the other criminals wouldn't necessarily let them go.
So, have you ever seen a minor spy leave prison?
Of course, this doesn't mean major spies can leave. Major spies either get a bullet to the head or life imprisonment; there's no leaving for them.
"Big Sister, you've been a spy for so long, and you only have two hundred thousand. I don't believe it."
For the transfer, to be on the safe side and to ensure his life, Lin Cang would never let her do it; he would do it himself.
WeChat, QQ, Taobao, and bank cards combined only had two hundred thousand.
He didn't believe this result.
And indeed, Sha'er pondered for a moment before saying: "I also have one hundred thousand US dollars in a Swiss bank. You must be telling the truth; don't call the police."
This one hundred thousand US dollars was what she had saved in case something happened.
But now, to avoid a fate worse than death, she had no choice but to take it out.
Lin Cang patted his chest: "Don't worry, Big Sister! By then, we'll be on the same boat. Wouldn't calling the police harm myself?"
He meant not reporting from now on, but what he reported earlier was a different matter.
Sha'er had no choice but to believe him. She verbally explained which app and where to get the money.
"Ding-dong, ding-dong~"
Lin Cang, who had just transferred the money to his card, heard the doorbell ring.
"Big Sister, I'll go see who it is. I'll untie you later."
Sha'er saw that he hadn't called the police and even said he would untie her. The heavy stone in her heart dropped, and she quickly said: "Okay, okay, okay, be careful not to fall."
To be safe, Lin Cang first looked through the peephole to confirm who it was.
There were two people in total, a man and a woman. He couldn't see the woman clearly, but the man was wearing a police uniform with a badge number, along with a tall and upright posture.
Feeling relieved, he quickly opened the door.
"The person is inside, and the evidence is on the phone."
He led the two inside.
Seeing the two police officers suddenly appear.
Sha'er's eyes widened in fury: "Lin Cang, you're a scion! You're not human! You're worse than a dog!"
With the police appearing here, she knew she had been tricked.
Now she had no money, and before, she had lost her body and her feelings.
Plus, the other party had enjoyed himself for several hours and still managed to make a large sum.
She couldn't take it anymore.
She was like a mad dog, screaming and cursing at Lin Cang.
No one doubted that if she were untied, she would grab a knife and fight Lin Cang to the death.
And no one felt sympathy; at most, they wanted to laugh.
[Brothers, can this woman make it onto the list of the most tragic spies?]
[I'm both envious and amused right now. What a foolish woman.]
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Chapter 18: Reporting to the Police Before Agreeing, What Does It Matter After Agreeing?
The female police officer walked up to Sha'er and said coldly, "Stop cursing, or I'll shut your mouth for you."
As soon as the police's deterrence came out, she shut her mouth, but the look in her eyes towards Lin Cang still showed a desire to eat his flesh and drink his blood.
Her mouth was agape, as if she was cursing, 'scion!'
The male police officer then said, "Mr. Lin, can you turn off the live stream first? This spy seems to still be unclothed."
"Although she is a spy, law enforcement has regulations to respect her privacy."
Live stream?
Does that mean I was being watched the entire time?
Sha'er, who had just been told to shut up, couldn't help but say, "Officer, you have to arrest him too! He's promoting pornography!"
Lin Cang rolled his eyes at her and said, "Don't even think about it. I had already turned off the live stream by then. I was only streaming after you were covered up."
"You're lucky this law exists, otherwise the whole country would have seen you."
Anyway, since he couldn't be seen, he might actually do something like that to a spy.
Of course, if it was his own face or body that was exposed, then never mind.
Social death was his biggest fear.
[Aren't we supposed to have law students here? You should learn from Teacher Zhang and improve our laws in the future. Criminals shouldn't have privacy rights; they should be unclothed if necessary. Why give them clothes?]
[Indeed, let them experience social death and see if they still dare to break the law.]
[Yes, lawbreakers, no matter what the law, should be stripped naked and paraded through the streets to see if they still dare to commit crimes.]
[Exactly!]
[The future is yours, law students, so you must move forward with the thoughts of the common people and improve the laws.]
[Damn it, don't think I don't know what you're planning. Your voices are loud enough to reach the Pacific Ocean. Don't try that on me!]
The live stream was shut down, but the stream viewerswere still unsatisfied.
However, they also knew that there would be no live broadcast of the subsequent situation for everyone to see... at the Huadu Hetian Police Station.
The spy was taken to another location for interrogation, while Lin Cang cooperated with giving his statement.
The female police officer who was taking his statement was now able to look at her properly, and he was somewhat stunned.
She had a flawless face, and was about 1.7 meters tall.
Willow-like eyebrows, large eyes, and small lips without lipstick.
The only slight flaw was her skin tone.
But that was normal; she was a criminal police officer.
She was quite young, perhaps not even in her zodiac year, around twenty-two or twenty-three.
Officer Ning Tao felt his gaze and frowned slightly, "If you were on the street, with that look, I'd ask if you had an ID card."
Lin Cang immediately understood what she meant. It was just that technology was better now, making things much more convenient.
Seven or eight years ago, in any of the four first-tier cities, ID checks were sometimes conducted.
If you didn't have an ID card, you'd have to go to the police station to make a record.
It was quite troublesome!
No longer looking at her appearance, Lin Cang stretched lazily and said, "Sister, can we start? I haven't had dinner tonight. If we don't start, can I go to the cafeteria for a meal?"
He hadn't tasted the food at the police station yet and was quite curious if it was the same as other cafeterias.
Officer Ning Tao: "Alright, we've watched all the live stream videos. Please tell us whether you discovered she was a spy by accident, or if you found out beforehand."
Lin Cang closed his eyes and pondered for more than ten seconds before slowly recounting to her, "You know, I'm a Streamer who flirts with girls."
"At first, when she asked me about my time in the military, I felt there was a problem. That's when I started to suspect she was a spy."
"Of course, I wasn't certain at first, but later, because of her behavior praising foreign countries and disparaging our own, I felt it was almost certain."
"I haven't read many books, but I do know the 'honey trap' from the Thirty-Six Stratagems. To avoid tipping her off, I used a 'male honey trap' to infiltrate the dragon's den..."
Slowly, he narrated it word by word to her.
Of course, his inner thoughts at the time were not like that. He didn't know she was a spy at first, he just thought she was a foreign-worshipping 'sea king' who spent money from domestic men but still thought the country and domestic men were no good.
If he had known she was a spy, he would have notified the police long ago. How would he dare to delve into the dragon's den?
He wasn't fearless.
He didn't have the skills of a soldier king, and he didn't know if she was a defector or specially trained and sent by a foreign country.
Succubus physique is one thing.
Who knew if it would turn into him being trained instead?
Not to mention, if she was one of those specially trained by a foreign country, without the skills of a soldier king, he wouldn't be able to defeat her at all.
As for why he was saying this now, it was, of course, to preserve his reputation.
After all, one can be down-to-earth, but not low-spirited.
Successfully dealing with a spy so easily, it's hard to say it wouldn't make the news for the whole country to see, and it's hard to say it wouldn't be passed down for centuries as a case study.
Could he really let the whole country see that his methods were too scion-like?
Deceiving emotions, deceiving bodies, and even investigating privacy, only to uncover a spy.
If this were announced, he would definitely have a place on the national scumbag and scion rankings.
After all, checking a partner's phone is a topic that invites criticism.
On the other hand, if he put it in a more noble way, saying he wasn't interested in her beauty but had discovered the spy early on, the news would be reported more favorably.
"A certain enthusiastic citizen, in order to bring the spy to justice, devised the 'honey trap' from the Thirty-Six Stratagems, delving deep into the dragon's den, using a 'male honey trap' to approach the spy, thereby obtaining evidence and handing it over to the police."
You see how much better that sounds.
He's almost a hero.
Anyway, the live stream video was all there, and it looked quite convincing. Even if his original intentions weren't right, who would know!
Officer Ning Tao looked at him, and out of professional instinct, she felt he was talking nonsense.
However, she let him be. The video was there, and a more pleasant story would make her report easier to write.
After finishing the record, she closed her notebook and spoke to him again.
"I should inform you that she is now accusing you of fraud, and the amount involved is 1.2 million."
Lin Cang wasn't surprised by the question. Instead, he smiled and said, "Officer, my live stream video can testify for me. This isn't fraud; it's a transaction."
"I reported it to the police before I agreed. What does it matter after I agreed? There's nothing wrong with that, right?"
He had already reported it to the police before the transaction, so there was no need to report it afterwards.
Officer Ning Tao rolled her eyes, knowing he wanted to pocket the money.
But she had to admit, although the money wasn't legally obtained.
It had already been laundered, and the other party indeed didn't report it later.
If this went to court with lawyers, even if Nanshan Baishike (a famous law firm) was the opponent, they would lose.
"The money isn't being withheld from you, but a portion of it was obtained by her through fraud, and that part needs to be returned to its original owners."
Lin Cang coughed, "Ahem, Officer, although I don't know much about the law, I know that anything less than two thousand isn't considered fraud."
"Moreover, it's even more absurd to say that this money, which came from people willingly treating me to late-night snacks, bubble tea, and gifts, was obtained through fraud, isn't it?"
"Most importantly, this is about making money. Having dozens of online relationships isn't against any relevant laws that prohibit having multiple relationships, and if I return the money, they'll just be scammed by someone else."
"In that case, you might as well let them watch my live stream. Consider this as tuition."
Anyway, even if this money eventually reached the pockets of those simps, each simp wouldn't get much.
So it might as well go into his own pocket.
P.S.: Thanks to Grandpa Jiang Yang for the recommendation votes, thanks to Grandpa Qiwang for the recommendation votes, thanks to Brother CE for the recommendation votes, and thanks to Grandpa wha for the recommendation tickets.
Thanks to Grandpa Ning Futianxia Bu Fuqing for continuous recommendation votes and monthly passes for several days.
Thanks to all the grandpas, this humble one bows in gratitude.
Chapter 19: Meeting the JK Girl Again!
Officer Ning Tao rolled her eyes again, turned off her body camera, and then said,
"Alright, you better remember this. Tell everyone who asks the same thing."
"You can go now. We'll tally up the rewards later and call you to collect your bonus."
Walking out of the police station, Lin Cang's head was buzzing.
A cold wind blew, and he finally came back to his senses.
He immediately understood what the female officer's last words meant.
If he hadn't said that, he would have had to hand over that money. But since he did say it, he didn't need to.
And no matter who asked, the entire police station would cover for him.
He just needed to say the same thing whenever he was asked.
He just didn't understand why they were doing this.
But with the cold wind blowing, he finally figured it out.
More things would be uncovered by following the trail from this spy.
This wave might even result in a collective second-class merit, or at least a third-class merit was guaranteed.
This was like a windfall.
So, this was their way of thanking him!
Lin Cang, having figured it out, was a little happy and smacked his lips.
Looking at the bus schedule, he felt he had made a fortune today and should treat himself better, perhaps calling a ride-sharing service for a bit of luxury.
But just as he took out his phone to call a ride-sharing car,
a JK Girl in white stockings with twin pigtails walked up to him.
It was clear she was waiting for the bus, although he hadn't seen her face.
But he recognized her; it was the JK Girl he had met on the bus that afternoon.
What the heck, Young Lady in front, not even a dog barks.
Lin Cang put his phone back in his pocket, reached out, and patted the Young Lady's shoulder: "What a coincidence, we meet again!"
As he got closer, he noticed a faint, pleasant scent, very fragrant and comfortable to smell.
The Young Lady turned around, looking at the man in surprise: "It's you! What a coincidence!"
Lin Cang asked curiously: "Strange, I don't remember smelling anything this afternoon, but now you smell so nice. Did you spray perfume?"
The Young Lady shyly shook her head: "No, it's the smell of shampoo. I washed my hair tonight."
Lin Cang nodded slightly: "I see. Are you going to your boyfriend's place, or are you going home?"
The Young Lady shook her head: "No, my home is here. It's Friday, so I don't have classes and came home early."
Lin Cang: "What grade are you in?"
This made the Young Lady roll her eyes, clenching her small fist and waving it: "I'll hit you! I'm already an adult, and you're still asking what grade I'm in."
Lin Cang took a closer look. Honestly, besides her D-cup chest, there was nothing else that suggested she was an adult.
She was about 156-157 cm tall, a typical average height for a Young Lady from the South of the Five Ridges region.
She looked petite.
Just then, the bus arrived, and it was the one they both needed to take.
The Young Lady originally wanted him to stop staring, but with the bus here, she got on first.
Lin Cang naturally followed, and he kept looking at her the whole way.
It was as if he was saying, 'How is this an adult?!'
The bus driver, an uncle, couldn't help but feel a bit nostalgic seeing this.
He remembered being like that himself. Old, he was getting old.
The Young Lady was already seated. Noticing him sitting beside her and still staring, her face turned bright red: "Stop looking! I'm really eighteen. I can even show you my ID card."
Lin Cang reached out his hand: "Let me see. Let's see if you're really eighteen!"
She had only said it casually, but the Young Lady didn't expect him to actually ask for it.
She became a little conflicted about whether to show it to him.
Someone who didn't know how to flirt might say, 'It's okay if you don't want to show it.'
But Lin Cang knew how to flirt. Seeing her hesitation, he said directly: "Liar! Eighteen? You look like you're still in junior high."
He knew exactly how to tease girls, how to provoke them when necessary.
Someone who didn't know how to flirt would generously say, 'It's fine if you don't want to show it.'
And the result would be no follow-up, no more topics.
But a flirter would provoke a little. If the other person still didn't give in, they'd keep the playful back-and-forth going.
If she did give in, the conversation would flow from the ID card.
The Young Lady couldn't stand his taunting. Her little face flushed red as she said: "I'm really eighteen!"
And she started rummaging in her pocket, truly pulling out her ID card.
Lin Cang, with a look of disbelief, took her ID card to examine it.
He looked at her, then at the ID card, then at her again, then at the ID card.
"This is your sister's, right? Although there's a five or six-tenths resemblance, it doesn't look like you!"
The Young Lady's face puffed up like a small bun in anger: "It's mine! This is me, it's me! Look, a scion of 2006."
Lin Cang smiled and said: "Alright, alright, alright, it's yours, it's yours, it's yours. Liu Shishi, tsk!"
Goodness, this was the exact same stage name as a certain Celebrity.
Liu Shishi paused: "What about my name?"
Lin Cang: "There's a Celebrity with the same name as you. Do you know her?"
"No, I don't!" Liu Shishi shook her head.
Lin Cang wasn't at all surprised by her answer. Celebrities aren't like scientists; their fame, however great, belongs to the era when they were popular, and they don't end up in textbooks.
It's quite normal for someone born after 2005 not to know these Celebrities from the 80s and 90s.
Moreover, she wasn't a top-tier superstar, like Uncle Long, Brother Fa, or Jay Chou, who have been popular for decades.
People born in the 80s know Eric Tsang, but how many born after 1995 recognize him? More in the South of the Five Ridges region, but not many in other provinces.
Lin Cang: "She used to be quite popular. She was one of the first generation of the 'Four Dan Actresses' back then. Oh, Yang Mi and Liu Yifei were also among them."
Liu Shishi: "I don't know them then. I pay little attention to the entertainment industry. I do know Yang Mi and Liu Yifei, though. I'll look them up sometime."
Lin Cang could tell she was just being polite. He then said with a smile: "I think you can start filling your shopping cart with things you want, and then ask your dad to clear it for you."
Liu Shishi: "How do you mean?"
Lin Cang: "Without a doubt, Liu Shishi is your dad's dream lover. If you tell your dad, 'Daddy, you wouldn't want Mommy to know you named your daughter after your dream lover, would you!'"
"Do you think your dad will clear your shopping cart??"
Liu Shishi didn't respond to him, but instead took out her phone and called her dad right in front of him.
No, so direct?
Lin Cang was surprised. Shouldn't she have prepared a bit first?
"Daddy!"
"I'm on the bus. I called because I wanted to tell you, Daddy, you wouldn't want Mommy to know that the name you gave me is the name of your dream lover, would you?"
"Daddy, I don't ask for much, just double my living expenses next month."
"Double? Okay then! I'll call Mommy."
"Triple? Then I'll call Mommy."
"Five times! Thank you, Daddy! Daddy, I love you to death! Only Daddy is good in this world! Goodbye, Daddy!"
Lin Cang couldn't hear the voice from the phone, but from what he heard, he could roughly guess how her dad responded, and also guess her dad's position in the family hierarchy.
Liu Shishi, after hanging up, excitedly said: "Thank you! How about I treat you to a late-night snack to thank you for the information?"
Normally, Lin Cang would agree to a late-night snack, and after eating, he'd find a way to 'play cards' with her.
But not now. In order to make that Mature Woman spy powerless, he had nothing left, and his waist still hurt a little!
However, just because nothing could happen tonight didn't mean it couldn't happen tomorrow.
"Let's skip the late-night snack. I'm too tired today. How about this! Tomorrow is the weekend, let's get some bubble tea together. You treat!"
"Okay~"
Chapter 20: I judge people by their looks. If they're pretty, I'll take them and their best friend.
Early morning.
The temperature was thirteen degrees, the sun was bright, and the weather was clear.
In this big city, whether it's the weekend or Monday to Friday, the birds chirp incessantly, just like in ancient times.
Car horns can be heard honking everywhere.
Deep down, driving here is like a bird car (facepalm) jpd.
Inside a certain milk tea shop in Hetian District, Lin Cangsat in an empty seat, sipping hot milk tea and chatting with his audience.
"Family, your brother here is famous! Two or three thousand people as soon as I go live, that's awesome!"
Many Stream Viewers rolled their eyes directly.
"You should check the trending topics; it's already in the top five, probably number one."
"And it's not just one, but two! I heard a Celebrity is releasing a song today, but with your trending topics, if you really hit number one, they wouldn't dare not give way."
"More people are probably coming soon. In just one night, you've gained hundreds of thousands of followers; it's going to explode even more later."
"Indeed, there are fewer people now, it's just the start of the broadcast, and it's morning. We'll see what happens later."
It's worth mentioning the live broadcast from last night.
Among them, "Fraud, emotional manipulation, physical exploitation, and then sending the other party to prison, who else?"
"And what other reason do you have not to become a bing."
These two trending topics directly blew up outside the live broadcast circle, appearing on Weibo's trending searches, and after one night, they shot up to fifth and sixth place.
In addition, there was another one with a picture, accompanied by the text "If you want to claim money, call the police quickly."
It also made it to the trending topics, but its ranking was a bit lower.
The events of last night fermented over one night, and everyone could see that the discussion wouldn't stop for several days.
Another one was also slowly gaining traction, all from discussions.
The dumbest spy throughout history is none other than Sha'er.
It can be said that she has gained a reputation that might be passed down through generations.
In the future, when discussing spies, who can ignore this foolish spy?
Moreover, the fraud, emotional manipulation, physical exploitation, and sending the other party to prison...
Other Internet Celebrities have already started imitating it.
Imitating whatever is popular is a common practice for almost all Internet Celebrities.
After all, creating something yourself, whether it succeeds or not, is quite laborious. On the other hand, with ready-made content, who wouldn't say it's good!
It's worth mentioning that in a certain university, inside a female dormitory.
A Young Lady who had just shed her youthful innocence and gained a touch of maturity saw the trending topics and coldly cursed, "That scumbag!"
Immediately after cursing, she couldn't help but recall that night!
Her face turned red directly, and her thighs unconsciously rubbed together.
Her hand couldn't help but press on the lamp.
Just then, a twin-tailed loli shouted, "Xin-yi, are you going?"
Ou Xinyi snapped back to reality at the sound, looked at her, and replied, "You go! I'm busy; I have some things to attend to later."
The twin-tailed loli had no choice but to give up and said to the Young Lady next to her, who was wearing a Hanfu, "Let's go!"
Lin Cang naturally also saw the trending topics, and regarding the one about fraud, physical exploitation, and so on, he directly complained, "What nonsense! I clearly faced death fearlessly, using the Thirty-Six Stratagems, specifically the Honey Trap, to infiltrate the dragon's den and acquire the spy."
"Bullshit, you saw she was pretty and wanted to sleep with her, but then you found out she was a spy while you were doing it."
"Indeed, others might not know, but I know you. When danger arises, you have the demeanor of Old Devil Han, protecting everyone in front of you."
"Don't say that; he's a bit better than Old Devil Han, at least he won't claim to be Li Feiyu."
"He'd have to have the chance to claim it first!"
Lin Cang rolled his eyes: "No, there's nothing good to say, is there! You just make things up. You say you know, but how do you know?"
"Cough cough!"
"Cough cough, cough cough!"
"Cough cough, cough cough, cough cough!"
"Really, fakey."
"Stop messing around, let's review, talk about yesterday's situation."
It was indeed like that; the Stream Viewers just made it up. And seeing him expose it, they stopped teasing.
Lin Cang took a sip of milk tea: "There's nothing good to review about last night; it's too profound, and it wouldn't be very useful for you."
"If I had to say, it's to keep your eyes peeled when flirting."
"If you just met, haven't talked much, haven't asked if you can accept the price of certain things, or if she suggests splitting the bill after eating, then keep your distance from that kind of Young Lady and let her harm someone else."
"Especially if your goal in flirting is marriage, don't get yourself into a bottomless pit before you've even kissed her."
"Don't think that just because the internet says she's really stupid, she actually is. If she were really stupid, a'sea king' wouldn't have an income of fifty thousand. Besides online dating, there's also real life, where you might spend thousands or tens of thousands a day on food and entertainment, without even holding her hand."
He indeed had nothing to review; it was purely achieved through the Innate Succubus Saint Body.
Given enough time, even if he did something, the other party wouldn't resist too much.
When he booked a room with Ou Xinyi, he had already tested it out: once the interaction deepened, the other party's resistance would gradually decrease and turn into cooperation.
He still didn't fully understand the specifics and needed more experiments.
If it weren't for infiltrating the dragon's den last night, leaving nothing behind.
He would definitely have tried it with the JK Girl.
"If you're not reviewing, what are you doing here? Hurry up and get to work."
"Exactly. And today's live broadcast venue is a milk tea shop."
"No, this isn't our decision. If you skip this part, we're unfollowing."
The barrage made Lin Cang roll his eyes: "When I went back after finishing my statement last night, I ran into that JK Girl from the bus. I asked her out."
"This morning, she asked me if she could bring her best friend, and I agreed."
"I'm sure many brothers have encountered this situation: you ask a Young Lady out, and she brings her best friend, which makes it impossible to make a move, or you end up just watching them have fun."
Many Stream Viewers nodded at this. The most annoying thing is asking someone out and having them bring a best friend.
It costs a lot more money, but that's a minor issue. The most crucial part is that it's easy to end up just watching the two best friends chat, unable to get a word in.
"Okay, if that's the case, then I agree."
"Count me in. Honestly, I don't really believe Dog Cangcan pull it off."
"Tears, tears. Dog Cang actually teaches skills without any hesitation."
"Wait, what if the best friend is also very pretty?"
"Dog Cang, this probably isn't much pressure for you either. How about a challenge: take down both of them."
"Count me in! Dog Cang, if you can take down both of them, I'll admit you're awesome."
Take down both of them?
That's a good idea.
However... Lin Cang thought for a moment and said, "Let me clarify beforehand: if they're very ugly, then I'll just take down that JK Girl."
"I'm shallow; when I make friends with the opposite sex, I judge by appearance, so if they look good, I'll go for it."
He wasn't afraid of whether he would succeed, and he even wished the other party would bring more pretty best friends.
He wanted to quickly acquire more entries and grow stronger as soon as possible to achieve his goals.
For example, seeing if he could nuke Japan to avoid hearing about it, which annoys him.
"Alright, alright, it's settled then."
"I'll be watching your performance. If you succeed, all gifts will be sent your way."
"Count me in!"
