The summer midday sun is always so scorching, making one wish for the cool autumn to arrive soon.
I sat in my study, listening to the annoying cicada chirps outside the window. I tiredly put down my brush and looked at the stack of papers on my desk. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. These papers were the foundation of my future prosperity, filled with the formulas and methods for making perfume, soap, stir-fried tea, and distilled wine. Every time I thought about the future, when I would get rich and prosper relying on these exclusive products, my heart surged with emotion. But before that, I had to solve a rather thorny problem. Just thinking about it gave me a headache...
"Husband, those two black guys are awake~~" Just as I was fretting, the study door was suddenly pushed open. I then saw Lin'er skipping in. She ran to the table and immediately grabbed the papers covered in secret formulas, looking at them seriously. As she looked, she said playfully, "Husband, what are you writing here? It's not a love letter for some woman, is it? Let me check it for Mistress!"
"Lin'er!" Ting'er also walked in from outside the study at this moment, scolding Lin'er as she walked, "You're already an adult woman, yet you're still so reckless. Be careful, Mistress might punish you."
"It's alright, it's alright, I don't mind, hahaha!" I laughed and pulled Lin'er closer, hugging her. I gently kissed her forehead, then looked tenderly at the slightly annoyed Ting'er and said, "Ting'er, don't be angry either. Lin'er's nature is like this, there's no need to be overly harsh with her. And you too, I truly like your original personality. You don't need to force yourself to change because of me, understand?"
"But~~" Ting'er's crimson lips slightly parted, as if she wanted to say something more.
"Alright! Alright!" I interrupted Ting'er, then reached out and pulled her into my embrace. I lightly kissed her lips, then pointed at the paper on the table and said to her, "Come, my good Ting'er, put these away properly. These are our family's treasures for getting rich and prospering in the future. You must not lose them!"
As soon as I finished speaking, Ting'er snatched the paper full of secret recipes from Lin'er's hand, quickly folded it, and tucked it into her sleeve, which made Lin'er complain to her.
Watching the two sisters playfully bickering, I couldn't help but smile knowingly. The attire of these two little lasses had changed; their beautiful black hair, once styled into the double flat buns of maidens, was now fashioned into the fallen horse bun often worn by married women. The plain Hu-style clothing typical of maidservants had also been shed, replaced by chest-high Ruqun that was both gorgeous and somewhat extravagant.
All of these changes unequivocally showed the other servants that Ting'er and Lin'er had become the new mistresses of the mansion, reminding them to maintain respect for Ting'er and Lin'er from now on. Speaking of respect, I couldn't help but recall that night three days ago.
Yes, three days had passed since my beloved wife was double-cavity semen-filled by Zaha and Abu, and those two idiot black slaves had been unconscious for three days. Throughout these three days, Princess Xiangcheng's two little black kids had been feeding them water and food, along with my daily acupuncture treatments, which barely kept them alive.
However, what puzzled me endlessly was that the pulse manifestations of these two idiots clearly indicated poisoning, yet I had searched every plant in the rear garden afterward and found no trace of any poison. Could it be that they weren't poisoned in the garden? But rather, before they entered the garden? But before that, these two idiots were with me the whole time. I was fine, but they were poisoned?
Actually, speaking of poisoning, Li Ying's pulse manifestation was also very strange. That day, after I carried her to the bathroom, with the help of Ting'er and Lin'er, I washed Li Ying's body and used acupuncture to drain the semen from her uterus. Afterwards, I took her pulse. Although her pulse manifestation also showed signs of poisoning, this poisonous pulse was very faint, making it impossible for me to fully confirm its existence. But what astonished me the most was that Li Ying's pulse manifestation actually concealed a strong internal force, a meridian flow that only appears in martial artists, and those with profound internal energy at that. But Li Ying doesn't know martial arts at all! Let alone internal energy! This was truly too strange!
"Almost forgot~" Ting'er interrupted my thoughts at this moment. She took out a rosewood box from her sleeve and handed it to me. "Husband, this was delivered by the young assistant from Jinyu Hall in the East Market this morning. I saw you were busy in the study, so I didn't disturb you~"
"Good! It's finally here!" I opened the box, and inside were precisely the Black Spade gold hairpin and Black Spade anklet I had ordered earlier!
"Husband, the shape of the pendant on this hairpin is so strange~" Ting'er said softly, looking at the exquisite Black Spade gold hairpin and anklet in the box. "This pattern looks like a... peach?"
I had to admit, Ting'er was truly clever. She was only one word away from saying the correct name of the pattern!
"Oh dear! There are words on it too! Ying? Is this for Young Mistress? Ting? Lin? Are these for Ting'er Sister and me from Husband?" Lin'er picked up the Black Spade hairpin and anklet from the box, examining them carefully while constantly asking, "Hey? Jing? Who is this for? Could it be Husband has a mistress outside!? Hmph! I knew Husband was secretly having fun! I'm going to tell Young Mistress!"
"Lin'er, stop messing around!" Before I could answer, Ting'er snatched the box back and put it on the table. "These are Husband's things. Whether they're for Young Mistress or for others, we can't interfere!"
"Hmph~" Lin'er grumbled softly, then complained in a low voice, "I know, I know. Ting'er Sister is so stingy. Husband didn't even say anything~"
"You two are truly a bickering pair. Come, let your husband tell you about the origin of this pattern." Seeing that Ting'er was about to scold Lin'er again, I immediately pulled the two sisters into my embrace, letting them sit on my two thighs, one on each side, and began to tell them about the origin of this pattern and why I had commissioned these hairpins and anklets.
"This... this..." When Ting'er finished listening to me, her face was filled with astonishment. "Husband, is it true that only after engaging in intimacy with a black slave does one qualify to wear these Black Spade ornaments?"
"Sort of!" I nodded in agreement. "After all, the nature of this pattern is precisely that~"
"Husband, then does Young Mistress already qualify to wear these Black Spade ornaments?" Lin'er chimed in, asking prettily, "After all, that night Young Mistress was~"
"Lin'er! Mind your words!" Ting'er sharply interrupted Lin'er, seemingly fearing her words would displease me...
"That's right, Lin'er, you're correct. Your Young Mistress can indeed use these ornaments now~" I smiled and nodded at Lin'er, while also patting Ting'er's small hand, signaling that it was alright. Then, with a hesitant expression, I asked, "Ting'er, is your Young Mistress still... emotionally alright...?"
"Why don't you go see for yourself, Husband?" Ting'er said, raising her hand and lightly pinching my face. Well, I'll go see for myself. As I left the study, carrying the Black Spade gold hairpin and anklet engraved with my beloved wife's name "Ying," I walked towards the bedroom, mentally drafting how to comfort my beloved wife. Ever since that night, Li Ying had fallen into a dazed state, knowing that the "three rules" she had set had been broken, and that she herself had actively broken them.
Whenever she saw me, Li Ying neither cried nor made a fuss; she simply embraced me with an expressionless face and remained silent. This dazed state had persisted for three days.
During these three days, Li Ying hadn't had a drop of water, a grain of rice, or a wink of sleep. She had grown considerably thinner, which truly pained my heart...
Although I was genuinely afraid that my beloved wife was experiencing psychological issues and I truly wanted to stay by her side at all times, I was even more afraid that seeing me would make her even sadder. After all, breaking an oath she herself had set, and doing so right in front of her husband, was truly difficult for her to accept.
It was normal for her to struggle to process it emotionally for a while, and I fully understood my beloved wife's current feelings. However, this mental state could only be broken by herself; outsiders couldn't help, not even her dearest loved ones...
Unconsciously, I had arrived at the bedroom door. Looking at the tightly shut door, a pang of heartache struck me. But there was no escaping this matter; eventually, I had to face it. Thinking this, I took a deep breath, raised my hand, and prepared to push the door open. To my surprise, I couldn't open it.
I tried pushing it forcefully a few more times, but the door remained stubbornly shut! I thought, *Oh no! What if Li Ying has taken her own life inside?*
At this thought, I couldn't care about anything else. I raised my leg, gathered strength, and kicked hard at the tightly shut door. With a loud *crack!*, the bedroom door burst open. When I frantically rushed into the bedroom, I didn't see Li Ying. I searched the room, even looking inside the wardrobe where clothes were kept, but still couldn't find my beloved wife. So I turned around and left the bedroom, intending to call Ting'er and Lin'er to help me search for Li Ying...
Just as I ran out of the bedroom, I saw Princess Xiangcheng's two little black kids pulling Ting'er and Lin'er, hurrying towards me, speaking something in broken Tang language. When these two little black kids saw me, they immediately let go of Ting'er and Lin'er and ran to my side. They gestured at me while pulling me towards the room where they lived with Zaha and Abu...
As soon as I reached the gate of the yard outside Zaha and Abu's residence, I heard the extremely tragic wails of Zaha and Abu coming from inside the room.
Without thinking, I immediately rushed forward and kicked open the door. The moment the door burst open, the scene before me froze me in place. Li Ying stood there, holding a horsewhip she had found from who-knew-where, vigorously lashing the kneeling, naked bodies of Zaha and Abu.
As she violently whipped them, she stared at them with fierce killing intent. Li Ying's gaze was so cold and icy that one glance felt like falling into a cold abyss. If looks could kill, Zaha and Abu would have died tens of thousands of times over! Zaha's and Abu's backs were already covered in whip marks, and blood streamed continuously from the wounds. The *CRACK!* sound of the whip lashing against flesh, mixed with Zaha's and Abu's agonized cries, was truly chilling and made one's hair stand on end!
Seeing this, I quickly stepped forward and embraced Li Ying. As a result, I was also struck several times by the horsewhip she was wielding, but I endured the pain and snatched the whip from her hand, throwing it out the door.
When Li Ying realized she was being held and her whip was gone, she immediately turned her head to look at me with killing intent. However, when Li Ying saw that it was me holding her, her expression instantly froze, her eyes reddened, and then she buried her beautiful head into my chest and burst into tears with a heartbroken "Waaah~," full of grievance and sorrow...
I knew that at this moment, only by letting Li Ying cry her fill could she break through her mental barrier and emerge from the shadow of that night. So I held my beloved wife like this, gently patting her back, letting her cry to her heart's content against my chest.
Gradually, Li Ying's crying stopped, and her plump body slumped weakly against me. Soft, barely audible snores came from my front. I knew that Li Ying had finally broken through her mental state and had fallen peacefully asleep.
At this point, Ting'er and Lin'er also ran in, completely out of breath. Seeing the scene, both sisters had faces full of clear tears. They moved as if to embrace Li Ying, but I quickly shook my head at them, signaling them not to disturb Li Ying's peaceful dream. Then, I carefully picked up my beloved wife's body and slowly walked back to our bedroom, gently laying Li Ying on the bed. I then gestured to Ting'er and Lin'er, who had followed me, to take care of Li Ying.
After that, I turned and left the bedroom, enduring the whip injuries on my body, and returned to Zaha and Abu's dwelling...
"Master! Zaha was wrong! Please punish this master!" Zaha immediately knelt at my feet and shouted loudly when he saw me return.
"Master! Abu was wrong too! I shouldn't have debased Mistress Ying! Please punish Abu, Master!" Abu also quickly knelt on the ground, nodding his head repeatedly as he spoke.
"So you know you were wrong. Look at how much trouble you've caused~" Seeing the two idiots covered in injuries from Li Ying's whipping, I couldn't bring myself to punish them further. So I reached for their pants, which were lying on the bed, and tossed them their way. "Get up, both of you. Put your pants on first!"
"Thank you, Master!" Zaha and Abu shouted in unison after hearing my words. Then, they quickly got up and put on their pants. Once dressed, they both knelt before me again...
"Tell me in detail what exactly happened that night!" I sat on their bed, looking coldly at the two idiots kneeling on the ground. "Don't try to deceive me, because that day your pulse manifestations clearly showed poisoning, and I searched the entire rear garden but couldn't find any poisonous plants. Moreover, even my wife was corroded by this poison that you took, affecting her heart and meridians, which led her to become like this. So, from now on, you answer whatever I ask. If you dare to say half a lie, heh heh..."
"Yes, Master!" Zaha and Abu responded in unison once more.
"First question!" I was very pleased with Zaha's and Abu's current attitude, and then slowly asked the first question. "Tell me, was this poison that you took self-prepared?"
"Reporting to Master!" Zaha heard my question, forcefully kowtowed to me, and then answered with determination, "To be precise, this wasn't a poison. It was a colorless and odorless ointment. I traded this ointment for food from a Great Qin slave before I came to Great Tang~"
"Very good!" I nodded and asked the second question, "Second question! What is the effect of this ointment!"
"Reporting to Master!" Zaha continued to answer loudly with a reply I had already guessed with near certainty. "The purpose of this ointment is an aphrodisiac, and this ointment is insoluble in any liquid; it only dissolves in the love fluid secreted by a woman's cunt hole. As long as a woman copulates with a man who has used this ointment, she will gradually become aroused. When she is aroused, even a chaste and unyielding woman will demand incessantly~"
"Third question!" I asked the third question without delay. Actually, I already knew the answer to this question, but I still wanted to hear them admit it themselves. "Was this ointment applied externally to your male organs?"
"Yes, Master! It was indeed applied externally to the male organs!" Abu, without waiting for Zaha to speak, immediately rushed to answer my question. At the end, he even flattered me, "Master, you are truly too smart, much smarter than Abu."
"Abu, don't flatter me anymore. Your personality isn't suited for flattering men~" Abu's flattery made me not know whether to laugh or cry. Then, I asked the question I most wanted to know. "Last question! Why did you use this ointment?"
"Reporting to Master..." Zaha heard my question. From his kneeling position, he immediately crawled to my feet, kissing the top of my shoe while speaking earnestly, "We just wanted Mistress Ying to willingly seek intimacy with us in the future. After all, Mistress Ying's nature isn't greedy for lust; instead, she's the type of woman who restrains her sexual desires. That's why we proposed the bet with Mistress Ying and even used this ointment. We just didn't expect the ointment to be so potent."
"Get away!" I kicked away Zaha, who was incessantly kissing my shoe top, then motioned for them to stand up, and at the same time ordered them, "I'm satisfied with your answers. Alright, both of you stand up. Now hand over this ointment. I don't want you to use this ointment to harm my wife again in the future. Furthermore, I will no longer punish you, and I will also permit you to continue having intimacy with my wife in the future. As for my wife's attitude, you don't need to worry; she will agree. But in exchange, you must check all of your companions' belongings in the medicinal garden within half an hour, confiscate all items that do not belong to my Great Tang, and hand them over to me. I will be waiting for you here. Remember, only half an hour. Understood!?"
"Yes, my Master!" Zaha and Abu simultaneously replied loudly. Then, Zaha took out a delicate, transparent glass jar from his pants pocket and respectfully handed it to me. Afterwards, the two of them put on their clothes, preparing to carry out my orders...
I was stunned as I looked at the transparent glass jar in my hand! Not for any other reason, but because the quality of the glass of this jar was simply not something that could have been made in this era.
The glass of the jar was transparent and free of impurities, and it felt cool and smooth to the touch—this was clearly glass from later generations! Looking at the transparent paste-like substance inside the jar, it was colorless to the eye, odorless to the nose, and felt slightly warm to the touch. I wouldn't believe for a second that this jar and this ointment could be produced in this era!
Seeing this, a terrifying thought flashed into my mind: could the Great Qin slave who gave Zaha this ointment be a transmigrator from the future, just like me? But was he just unlucky enough to transmigrate into the body of a slave? Are there other transmigrators like us in this world? But since we are all transmigrators, why could he bring items over, while I arrived empty-handed? And since he could transmigrate into a Great Qin slave, was he a foreigner?
"Wait!" Just as my thoughts swirled, Zaha and Abu had already dressed and were about to leave. But at that moment, I suddenly remembered something else. So I reined in my thoughts and called out to them, "One more thing, Abu, I remember that my wife and I never told you my mother-in-law's name, that is, my wife's biological mother. How did you know it?"
"Reporting to Master!" To my surprise, it was Zaha who answered me, not the original perpetrator, Abu. And what Zaha said next shocked me even more, "I told Abu. Actually, this was five years ago. At that time, I was serving various noble ladies at a place called 'Hidden Pavilion' outside Chang'an City. One time, a remarkably heroic Jianghu knight-errant brought his wife to the 'Hidden Pavilion.' I was the one who served them. This knight-errant had the same fetish as Master; he liked to stroke his cock while watching me fuck his wife. That day, I fucked this knight-errant's wife a total of six times, and finally, he even made me ejaculate inside his wife's cunt hole. His wife's name was Yu Xiarong. Later, after I finished serving, I left, but I faintly heard them talking about how their purpose for coming to Chang'an this time was their daughter's wedding, and their daughter's name was also Li Ying. That's how I knew Mistress Ying's biological mother was named Yu Xiarong."
"Hmm! I understand! You may go!" Hearing Zaha's words, I pretended to be composed and waved my hand, ushering them out. In truth, my heart was churning with stormy waves. So my father-in-law also had a cuckold fetish!
And my mother-in-law had also been fucked by a big black cock! This news was truly explosive!
At this moment, an idea suddenly popped into my head: Since my mother-in-law used to seek out Kunlun slaves to fuck, it proves that my father-in-law definitely couldn't satisfy her desires. Moreover, my father-in-law is just like me; he likes to watch his beloved wife have an affair. If that's the case...
what if I invite my father-in-law and mother-in-law to Chang'an? My mansion has quite a few Kunlun slaves. Would my mother-in-law then be unable to restrain the restlessness in her heart and seek out another Kunlun slave to satisfy herself? And would my father-in-law, like me, hold his beloved wife and watch her get fucked by the Kunlun slaves' big black cocks, crying to heaven and earth, with squirting fluid splashing everywhere? Perhaps he might even witness my mother-in-law pulling her daughter along for a mother-daughter joint blackening? Oh my! Just thinking about this scene is exciting!
Just as I was fantasizing about my parents-in-law, a single-shaft blue-canopy carriage was speeding towards Chang'an City on the bustling official road outside Qingzhou City.
The person driving the carriage was actually a petite woman wearing a loose ruqun and a veil.
If one looked closely, they would notice that a certain object beneath the skirt of the woman, who was sitting cross-legged on the driver's seat, was wriggling up and down, left and right, fast and slow. Faint "squish, squish..." sounds subtly emanated with the object's erratic movements. As time passed, the object between the woman's legs moved faster and faster. A moment later, the woman driving the carriage suddenly let out a lewd and wanton moan, her delicate body trembling. The blue-canopy carriage she was driving also braked suddenly, stopping at the side of the official road. Then, a slender jade-like hand, covered in clear viscous fluid, was drawn out from beneath the woman's skirt, slowly retreating into the blue canopy behind her.
"Junior martial sister, may senior sister cherish you again tonight?" Just as the carriage-driving woman was caressing her forehead and gasping delicately, a lazy yet seductive female voice came from inside the canopy behind her.
"Senior sister~" When the carriage-driving woman heard the alluring voice, her delicate body immediately stiffened upwards involuntarily. She then gently turned her head to look at the canopy behind her, speaking in a sweet, tender voice, "Junior sister is ready again... Could senior sister please cherish junior sister one more time~"
"Hehehe~" The female voice from inside the blue canopy giggled in response, "Then why aren't you hurrying to find a secluded place~"
Hearing this, the carriage-driving woman shook the reins with both hands and steered the carriage into a tree-covered fork in the road beside the official thoroughfare.
Half an hour passed quickly.
Just as I was growing impatient, Zaha and Abu returned. I saw them each carrying a large cloth bag. Upon entering the house, they immediately emptied the contents of their bags onto the floor.
"Master, everything is here! Please inspect it, Master!" As Zaha spoke, he pulled Abu and knelt before me again.
I didn't respond to Zaha's report, merely getting up and casually kicking through the chaotic pile of things on the ground with my foot. I had to admit, these Kunlun slaves had quite a lot of personal belongings. From dilapidated ceramic bowls to staffs wrapped in floral cloth, to wooden statues of unknown deities, it was a colorful assortment of everything. Among them was even a woman's undergarment that had clearly been repeatedly soaked in a large amount of semen and then dried again and again until its original color was unrecognizable!
"This is truly a general store..." As I was lamenting, my foot suddenly kicked a fist-sized clod of dirt, and my gaze was immediately drawn to it. "Wait! What is this!?"
When I picked up the object from the ground that looked exactly like a clod of dirt, I almost cried out in surprise. This wasn't a clod of dirt! It was a completely intact potato, still covered in mud! In the Tang Dynasty, this potato was an absolute auspicious divine item! If I could grow this well, it would definitely allow me to instantly rise to prominence!
"Ah~" Just as I was shocked by the discovery of the potato, my foot unintentionally stepped on a small cloth bag, which immediately made my foot ache. So, as I angrily picked up the small cloth bag, ready to throw it away, I unexpectedly discovered that it was filled with golden-yellow corn kernels!!! Each one plump like a golden bean!!! No, these corn kernels were even more valuable than golden beans!!!
Holding these two auspicious divine items, I trembled with excitement, my head buzzing. In the end, I didn't even remember how I left Zaha and Abu's residence. As for where these two divine items came from, it was no longer important. The important thing was that these potatoes and corn truly existed!
I spent the entire afternoon sitting in my study, contemplating how to handle these two divine agricultural items. I couldn't for the life of me remember the planting time for potatoes, but for corn, I vaguely recalled it could be planted before July. It was now mid-July, so it should still be possible to plant.
However, to be cautious, I decided to plant ten seeds first as a test. After all, in my previous life, I was an engineering student, not an agricultural one, so I didn't know much about farming. If I planted everything and it didn't work out, I would suffer a loss.
Moreover, there was an even more important reason: it was the Zhenguan Era in the early Tang Dynasty. Although Li Shimin was a good emperor, even the best emperor couldn't conjure food out of thin air. The famines in the early Tang were still terrifying, and this was also a problem that restricted population growth in the Zhenguan Era.
If I could solve the food problem, my days of rising to prominence would arrive. At the very least, I could secure a Marquis position, and it might even be possible to be enfeoffed as a Duke. In this way, my promise to my beloved wife that she would be granted the title of Lady by imperial decree would naturally fall into place.
No sooner said than done. Before dark, I took Zaha and Abu to the medicinal garden, directing the black slaves there to clear a plot of land to plant corn. To my surprise, among these black slaves, there was a young man named Lu Wei who had previously worked at the Royal Palace on Mount Li.
He had specialized in planting rare flowers and exotic plants there, so I immediately appointed him as the person in charge of corn cultivation. After all, I was basically ignorant about farming. And Lu Wei didn't disappoint me. After accepting my appointment, he immediately brought over another young black slave named Yi Wei, saying that this slave was his brother and also good at farming, so he wanted me to grant his brother a position too. I didn't even think about it and immediately agreed. I promptly assigned Yi Wei to assist his brother Lu Wei in overseeing all planting and security matters for this cornfield, leaving the entire medicinal garden's personnel arrangements to the two brothers.
Finally, with a mischievous smile, I didn't forget to tell them that if they truly managed to grow the corn, I would give them a reward they wouldn't even dare to imagine. After I had properly arranged all these matters in the medicinal garden, it was already dark. I reiterated my instructions to Lu Wei and Yi Wei, telling them to absolutely take good care of the corn.
Then, I prepared to go see how my beloved wife was doing and, incidentally, ask Ting'er to get me something to eat, as the little I had for lunch had long since been digested. However, as I walked out of the medicinal garden, I immediately saw Zaha and Abu standing by the entrance, whispering to each other. When Zaha and Abu saw me, they immediately stopped me.
"Master, Zaha has something to tell you~" Zaha stopped me and whispered, "Please find a quiet place, Master."
"Let's go to the pavilion, it's peaceful there." I didn't understand why, but I still led Zaha and Abu towards the pavilion.
The moment I entered the pavilion, for some reason, the lustful and lewd affairs that had happened in this very pavilion that night suddenly flashed in my mind. The faintly visible, dried water stains on the pavilion floor seemed to remind me just how lewd, charming, and wanton my beloved wife had been that night.
"Speak, what is it?" I composed myself and sat on a stone stool in the pavilion.
"Master, Zaha feels that Lady Ying might know martial arts!" Zaha didn't waste words and directly said something that utterly shocked me.
"What?" My expression froze, and I couldn't help but let out a gasp of astonishment.
"Master, Abu also feels the same as Big Brother Zaha, that Lady Ying definitely knows kung fu!" Abu picked up Zaha's words, indicating that he also felt the same way as Zaha.
"Tell me in detail, I'm listening~" I steadied my mind and waved my hand, motioning for them to continue.
"Please promise not to punish Zaha, Master." Zaha, at this moment, bowed to me, his words filled with timidity, "Because Zaha is going to talk about what happened that night, I'm afraid Master will..."
"Heh heh, if I were a narrow-minded person, you two would probably already be buried in the medicinal garden as fertilizer!"
After hearing Zaha's words, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I guessed Li Ying's whipping had frightened them, and Zaha was begging for mercy first, fearing I would punish them again. I waved my hand, motioning for him to continue. "Just speak freely, I won't punish you, speak!"
"Yes, Master!" Zaha maintained his bowing posture and whispered, "Reporting to Master, the reason I say Lady Ying knows kung fu is because that night, right here in this garden, my penis was almost frozen by Lady Ying's anal chrysanthemum hole. At the time, it felt like my penis wasn't fucking Lady Ying's anus, but rather a soft piece of ice, and it was a thousand-year-old black ice, very, very cold..."
"Yes, Master!" Abu picked up Zaha's words, speaking with great certainty, "Abu also felt at the time that my big black cock wasn't fucking Lady Ying's cunt hole, but that Abu was fucking a cunt hole made of cold ice. That feeling was simply too cold!"
"Hmm~" Listening to Zaha and Abu's words, I felt somewhat hesitant. Before this, I had also suspected that Li Ying knew martial arts. After all, according to the memories of my former frail body's owner, Li Ying's biological parents were both Jianghu knight-errants, and their martial arts cultivation was quite formidable. How could they not teach their daughter even a single move or half a stance? Not even martial arts for self-defense? But suspicion alone couldn't lead to a conclusion. So I asked again, "Spoken words are no proof, do you have any other evidence?"
"Reporting to Master, Zaha has no other evidence, just a feeling. Because I used to serve some Jianghu heroines in the 'Hidden Pavilion.' Whenever I fucked these heroines until they climaxed, some of their cunt holes and anal chrysanthemum holes would contract violently. The force of their contraction and clenching was simply unlike that of a mortal body..."
Zaha stood up and looked at me with an incredibly sincere gaze, saying, "When Lady Ying climaxed, especially when Lady Ying had a squirting release, Lady Ying's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole also contracted violently like those heroines, and even the force of their contraction and clenching was stronger than those heroines, as if there was a flesh sleeve tightly wrapped around the penis, continuously tightening, loosening, tightening, loosening. However, the cunt holes and anal chrysanthemum holes of other heroines didn't have this extremely cold feeling like Lady Ying's. Even when I fucked them until they had involuntary climaxes, they didn't have this feeling. So, Zaha boldly believes that Lady Ying knows kung fu, and is a martial arts master."
"Master!" At this point, Abu interrupted again, but this idiot started to boast. "Although Abu hasn't fucked Jianghu heroines, Abu has fucked many noble ladies. Abu has even fucked imperial princess consorts, not to mention the family members of Dukes, Marquises, Ministers, and Imperial Attendants! One time, the wife of some Ministry's Imperial Attendant was almost fucked to death by Abu's big black cock! In the end, that noble lady even pissed herself uncontrollably..."
"Stop! Stop! Get to the point!" I immediately interrupted Abu, somewhat annoyed. "Are you showing off your achievements or your abilities to me here!?"
"Hehe~" Abu gave an awkward smile, then continued with his suspicions. "Don't be angry, Master. Actually, Abu wants to say that an ordinary woman's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole simply can't withstand Abu's big black cock. After being fucked a few times until climax, they'd start screaming 'no more,' saying things like 'my cunt is swollen' or 'my asshole is torn.' And their cunt holes and anal chrysanthemum holes would take a long time to return to their original shape. But Abu noticed that Lady Ying's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole seemingly don't take a long time to recover. After Abu fucked Lady Ying's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole that day, they immediately contracted and recovered. And Lady Ying isn't as unable to withstand fucking as the other women Abu has fucked before. On the contrary, she can battle Abu's big black cock for three hundred rounds without falling behind. And both Lady Ying's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole perfectly fit Abu's big black cock, as if Lady Ying's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole were born for Abu's big black cock..."
"Abu, you idiot!" I was truly getting anxious. This fool was veering off and talking about my beloved wife again. "Get to the point! If you say anything useless again, I'll castrate you!"
"Sorry, Master!" Abu saw that I was genuinely angry, so he immediately raised his hand and gave himself a loud slap. Then he softly said, "Actually, Abu also experienced the same feeling as Big Brother Zaha in Lady Ying's cunt hole and anal chrysanthemum hole. Abu's big black cock was also squeezed hard by Lady Ying's cunt hole. Especially that night when Abu's big black cock fucked into Lady Ying's uterus, that sense of tightness was something Abu had never felt in any other woman's uterus. It felt like Abu's big black cock was fucking into a bag filled with hot water, and at the same time, it seemed like countless small insects were crawling into the slit on Abu's glans, feeling sour and itchy. Also, that medicinal paste, Abu thinks it's highly possible that there's some kind of power inside Lady Ying's body, which Abu can't describe, that clashes with Big Brother Zaha's medicinal paste, which is why Lady Ying, Abu, and Big Brother Zaha couldn't control themselves that day."
"Alright, I understand~" I nodded, thinking to myself that Jianghu affairs often involve grudges. I didn't care if Li Ying knew martial arts or if she had made enemies in the Jianghu. I just wanted Li Ying to live out this life happily. So, I glared fiercely at Zaha and Abu, and at the same time, said in an extremely serious tone, "Remember! These matters must be kept secret! You are not allowed to mention them to anyone! If they are leaked, I promise you, you will beg me to kill you then!"
"Yes, Master! We will absolutely not reveal this matter!" Zaha and Abu knew that this matter was highly confidential and must not be spoken of outside. At the same time, they feared that I would truly torture them, so they both trembled all over and promised me in unison.
After Zaha and Abu were dismissed, I sat alone in the pavilion, contemplating what they had just said. Upon closer thought, Zaha and Abu's words did seem to make some sense. When I had taken Li Ying's pulse before, I had also discovered some anomalies.
Coupled with my experience of being kicked flying by my beloved wife, it couldn't help but make me secretly suspect that Li Ying possessed martial arts, and indeed, profound internal force. After all, even in later generations, my height and weight could be considered tall, strong, and burly. Yet, someone of my physique was actually kicked flying by a delicate woman. No matter how you look at it, this was too incredible!
Just as I was utterly perplexed, a Black Spade hairpin suddenly appeared before my eyes. On the pendant hanging from the hairpin, the character "Jing" was conspicuously carved. Immediately, a female voice that haunted my thoughts and dreams entered my ears.