The next morning, having not slept all night, I left for the medical clinic. When I departed, my wife Li Ying was still sleeping soundly on the couch. What I didn't know, however, was that not long after I left the mansion, Li Ying's two personal maidservants who had come with her dowry—Lin'er and Ting'er—each holding two foot-long wooden boxes, quietly entered our bedroom~~
"You two maidservants are quite clever; you came as soon as your husband left." Li Ying had woken up when Lin'er and Ting'er entered. On the couch, she lazily turned her delicate body, her cold and glamorous pretty face bearing a hint of a blush as she looked at them.
"Mm, mm, we were just afraid Young Lady would be anxious~~" Lin'er placed the box on the table, then knelt by the couch, reaching her hand into Li Ying's dudou and gently groping.[1]
"That's right, Master hasn't touched Young Lady these past few days, so Young Lady must be unsatisfied~~" Ting'er, unwilling to be outdone, also placed her box on the table and knelt by the couch, gently stroking Li Ying's beautiful legs with her small hands. However, the words she spoke next instantly angered Li Ying: "After all, Master's thing is too small~~"
"Presumptuous! Kneel, both of you! Don't forget, you two have been my maidservants since childhood. Now that I am married to my husband, you belong to him~~" Li Ying angrily pulled out Lin'er's groping hand from inside her dudou, sternly scolding them. She then sat up on the bed, her pretty face covered in frost, staring intently at Lin'er and Ting'er. The entire room's temperature seemed to drop. "Furthermore, you are also my concubines-in-waiting. When I am indisposed, you are to serve my husband in my place. Although my husband hasn't formally taken you both yet, the 'Master' you speak of will also be your husband in the future! Who gave you the audacity to speak of your husband that way?!"
"Young Lady, we know we're wrong~~" Lin'er and Ting'er, seeing their Young Lady enraged, quickly retreated and knelt by the bed, not daring to breathe. Only Ting'er, still unresigned, mumbled softly, "It's just the truth, isn't it? It really is very small, and it doesn't last long~~"
"Ting'er! What are you mumbling about?!" Li Ying exclaimed tenderly, looking at Ting'er kneeling on the ground. However, she then stood up, gently stroking Lin'er and Ting'er's hair, and softly said: "Sigh~~ Get up, all of you. How could I not know what you're saying? But your husband is also helpless. After we got married, your husband told me everything from before, including why his body became this way. As your husband's women, you must understand him. After all, for a man to become like this, he is also very distressed, understand?"
"Understood, Young Lady." Lin'er and Ting'er stood up, answering softly.
"Alright, come here, all of you, just like before~~" Li Ying smiled, then slowly parted her plump, fair, and beautiful legs, standing steadily before Lin'er and Ting'er. "This time I want to stand~ Ugh, Lin'er, you little imp~~"
Lin'er, not waiting for Li Ying to finish, quickly knelt down. Her beautiful small face buried directly between Li Ying's parted legs, her open lips pressed against Li Ying's tender, about-to-blossom flower hole. Her agile little fragrant tongue directly drilled into Li Ying's flower hole, ceaselessly swirling and quickly turning back and forth~~ At this moment, Ting'er also moved behind Li Ying, her small hands parting Li Ying's rounded, fleshy jade buttocks. Like Lin'er, her pretty face was buried in Li Ying's buttock cleavage, gently kissing Li Ying's rear chrysanthemum hole with open lips. Her warm, soft fragrant tongue gently touched Li Ying's clean, tender chrysanthemum hole opening, almost imperceptibly, until the chrysanthemum hole was kissed open into a faint, almost nonexistent, small opening. Ting'er's fragrant tongue pressed against this small opening, then forcefully inserted itself, and began thrusting rapidly and withdrawing slowly in Li Ying's tight, hot rear chrysanthemum hole~~
"Mm~~ Lin'er~ Don't bite~ Don't~ Don't~~ Ow~~ So comfortable~~ Ting'er~ Your tongue a little~ a little deeper~~ Good~ Just like that~~ Good~~ Good~~ Just like that~~ Just like that~~" The intense pleasure made Li Ying moan delicately without stopping, and a charming flush slowly appeared on Li Ying's cold and glamorous pretty face~~
At this moment.
I was at the medical clinic attending to a brat under ten years old. This little fellow was named Wang Jiu, the only child of a slave dealer in the West Market. He would run around Chang'an aimlessly, earning him the nickname "Chang'an Know-it-all" at such a young age. However, this little fellow was gluttonous and loved to eat. And sure enough, he had eaten something wrong again, resulting in vomiting and diarrhea. To avoid being beaten by his father, he endured the pain and ran to the East Market to seek treatment from me. The servants and maids in my mansion were bought from his father, and thanks to this sustained connection, this little fellow often came to me, and of course, I never charged any consultation fees.
"Ow~ Ow~ Tao Ge, I can't go on~" The brat sat opposite me, clutching his stomach and groaning, his small eyes fixed on the medicine candy jar on the cabinet behind me.[2]
"Alright, stop pretending to be in pain. Who told you to eat whatever you please? You even dared to eat the Kunlun slaves' stuff your dad has?" I finished writing the prescription and handed it to the assistant beside me, instructing him to dispense the medicine. I casually patted the brat's head and said, "Are you eyeing my medicine candy again? You're lucky this time. Take this medicine home, soak it in water, drink it, and after two more bouts of vomiting, you'll be fine."
"Hehe, Tao Ge is still the best to me~~" The brat said with a face full of flattery. "Oh, right, Tao Ge, I heard something. I think you might want to try it. Your medical skills are so brilliant, you're sure to succeed. Then, becoming a high-ranking official and receiving a noble title will be within reach!"
"Get lost, high-ranking official and noble title? What proper business could a little brat like you possibly know?" I was noncommittal, thinking nothing serious would come from a brat's mouth. I took the medicine packet the assistant handed me and tossed it to him.
"Who said I have no proper business?! The name 'Chang'an Know-it-all' isn't for nothing!" The brat was displeased. He lightly tossed the medicine packet onto the table, then leaned closer to me and whispered, "I heard that this year, His Majesty took the Empress to Jiucheng Palace for the summer retreat. Who knew the Empress suddenly suffered a severe illness? The imperial physicians in the palace exerted tremendous effort just to barely save her. Now His Majesty is preparing to issue an imperial edict, seeking famous doctors from all over the world to treat the Empress. It's said that if you cure her, you'll be granted a high-ranking official position and a noble title!"
"Hey!? You stinky brat, who have you been listening to talk such nonsense? Although the current Saint does not punish words and actions~~" I didn't believe him and planned to tease him. "But your crime of slandering the imperial family~~"
"Come on, Tao Ge, I wasn't raised to be easily scared. I heard it from the steward of a high-ranking official in court who came to my dad's place to buy Kunlun slaves from the Westernmost Regions." The brat clearly didn't fall for my trick, his expression unconcerned.
"You're just bragging! The steward of a high-ranking official in court, what would he use those black charcoal people for? If he were to buy anyone, he'd buy Silla maids!" Seeing that I couldn't fool him, I didn't want to say more. "Alright, hurry up and go to the back to take your medicine. You're not hurting anymore, are you?"
"I'm telling the truth! Hehe~~ As for what they use those Kunlun slaves from the Westernmost Regions for? Hehe~~" The brat had a mysterious look on his face. He turned his head and looked around, then quietly leaned closer to me again, speaking softly, "Tao Ge, don't you know? All the elders in court right now, which one of them doesn't have a crowd of wives and concubines? But there's only one man in their household qualified to sleep with these wives and concubines. To avoid being cuckolded, they'd rather keep male favorites in their mansions. And those Kunlun slaves from the Westernmost Regions, their 'thing' is really big! I saw it with my own eyes last time! That thing was actually one foot long and two inches thick!"
Listening to the brat's words, I again recalled the "green" dreams I'd had over the past month, coupled with my wife's and my own various sexual interests in my previous life, and now my current body was so unbearable. Maybe I should also~~[3]
"Eh? Eh? Tao Ge, what are you thinking??? Don't tell me you're also thinking of buying one for your sister-in-law to play with? Then come to me to buy one, I'll definitely sell it cheaper than my dad! Hehehe~~" The brat looked at me with a mischievous grin.
"I'm thinking about what would happen if I told your dad about you eating random things." I quickly changed the subject, my expression awkward from being seen through. "Especially since you're trying to work alone behind your dad's back. If I were to tell him~~"
"Ah!? Haha~ I'm just kidding, Tao Ge, I'm leaving now, leaving now~~" The brat was clearly afraid that I would actually tell his dad, so he quickly got up, grabbed the medicine, and turned to leave.
Watching the little fellow flee in a hurry, I let out a bitter smile, unsure whether I was laughing at his embarrassment or at my own "baby root."
Just as I was lost in wild thoughts, lily fragrance wafted through the bedroom of my mansion, the scenery enchanting and exquisitely beautiful~~ At this moment, Lin'er and Ting'er in the bedroom were completely naked, standing side-by-side in front of Li Ying. And they were actually each wearing leather underwear with ox-tendon dildos attached. Their pretty faces carried a hint of a blush, and their small hands continuously fondled the dildos on their leather underwear. These two dildos differed in thickness and shape. The dildo Lin'er wore was about six inches long and one inch thick, incredibly smooth, but its large mushroom-shaped glans was as big as a duck egg! As for Ting'er's dildo, it was even more formidable than Lin'er's, its shape even more terrifying. The five-inch long, one-inch thick dildo was spindle-shaped, and its shaft was covered with pearl-sized round protrusions!
Li Ying looked at the dildos on Lin'er and Ting'er with eyes full of desire, her face also like a peach blossom, flushed crimson. Suddenly, Li Ying remembered something, and she smiled charmingly, then turned her plump, delicate body and walked back to the bedside. From a secret compartment by the bed on her side, she took out an exquisite small wooden box. When opened, it prominently contained a few pale green elixir pills. Li Ying then pinched out one, slowly swallowed it, and only then, with a hint of bashfulness, slowly stood between Lin'er and Ting'er. Facing Lin'er, Li Ying slightly crouched her waist and buttocks downwards until the dildo's large glans pressed against her flower hole opening. Then, she extended a pair of jade arms behind her, parted her plump buttocks to reveal her slightly open rear opening, then turned her head and signaled Ting'er to come over. Only when Ting'er's spindle-shaped dildo with protrusions pressed against her chrysanthemum hole opening did Li Ying release her plump buttocks, her two jade arms then embracing Lin'er's pink neck in front of her~~
"Alright, come on, both insert!" After Li Ying posed herself, she kissed Lin'er in front of her, then said in a delicate low voice, "You two lewd maids who only torture your own Young Lady~~"
"Hehe~ Young Lady, here we come~~" Lin'er and Ting'er tilted their heads, exchanged a smile, then simultaneously thrust their slender waists upwards, and two terrifying dildos simultaneously inserted into Li Ying's flower hole and chrysanthemum hole.
"Oh! So full! I'm so full I'm dying! That's it! It's so comfortable!" Li Ying cried out in a loud lewd cry, stimulated by the sudden simultaneous penetration of both holes. Her plump, fleshy delicate body suddenly tensed, and her two jade arms tightly hugged Lin'er in front of her. "You two move~~ One in, one out~~ Don't both insert at the same time~~ I can't take that~~"
"We know~ Young Lady, it's not our first time serving you like this~" Ting'er said, then slowly began thrusting and withdrawing in Li Ying's chrysanthemum hole.
"Exactly, exactly, we've been serving you like this since shortly after you got married, so please rest assured, Young Lady~~" Lin'er, in front of Li Ying, also began gently thrusting.
"You two lewd maids~ Yes~ Yes~ That's it~ Oh~~ Lin'er's~~ that's so~~ powerful~~ ah~~ scraping~~ I'm so numb~~ and tingly~~ I can't take it anymore~~ Too deep~~" Li Ying half-closed her beautiful eyes, enjoying the pleasure coming from both holes below, while verbally guiding Lin'er and Ting'er's movements.
"Ting'er~ Ting'er~ Lighter~ Lighter~~ Slowly~ Pull it out~~ Slower~~ Yes~~ Yes~~ That's it~~ Mm~ Mm~ So good~~ So good~~"
"Young Lady~ Does Lin'er fucking you feel good?" Lin'er asked, fondling Li Ying's plump breasts.
"Young Lady~ Does Ting'er fucking you feel good?" Not to be outdone, Ting'er's small hands were still caressing Li Ying's rounded buttocks as she spoke.
"Comfortable! Comfortable! Both are comfortable! So good~~ Don't stop~~ Together~~ Both insert~~ Yes~~ Yes~~ Just like that! It's killing me with pleasure! It's killing me with pleasure!" Li Ying's face was flushed crimson, full of lustful expression; she was already unable to think, wanting only to enjoy the numb and tingling pleasure coming from both holes.
"Young Lady~ Does Lin'er fucking your fleshy cunt feel good?" Lin'er looked at her Young Lady's lewd demeanor in front of her, her playfulness rising, and couldn't help but continue teasing Li Ying.
"Young Lady~ Then does Ting'er fucking your asshole feel good?" Ting'er, who was thrusting and withdrawing in Li Ying's chrysanthemum hole, heard Lin'er's words and also began teasing Li Ying.
"Ah~~ Ugh~~ You two lewd maids~~ What~ What~ cunt~ asshole~ so~ so vulgar~~ Who~ taught~ you this~~ I can't take it anymore~ So good~~" Li Ying's mind was a mess now. Coming from a prominent family, she had never heard such vulgar words and felt that they should not come from a woman's mouth. But for some reason, hearing such filthy language at this moment felt unusually stimulating. Even when she unconsciously uttered those words, the flower hole below involuntarily secreted more honey liquid, and her rear chrysanthemum hole also tingled in waves. "So comfortable~~ Harder~~ Lin'er, Ting'er~ You two~~ Harder~~ Ah~~ Faster~ Faster~~ Ah~~ Ah~~ Deeper~~ Deeper~~ Mm~~ Mm~~ Mm~~"
"Young Lady, say it, say it~~" Lin'er and Ting'er had not given up. They spoke at the same time, insisting that Li Ying say those words she considered vulgar.
"No~~ I won't say it~ It's too vulgar~~ I just~~ can't open my mouth~~ Don't ask anymore~~ Don't ask anymore~~ Faster~~ Faster~~ It's coming~~ It's coming~~ Ah~~ Ah~~ Ah~~" At this point, Li Ying was already immersed in pleasure, but still maintained a trace of her esteemed Young Lady's demureness. Although she truly wanted to say those words that would make her pleasure surge like a tide, she still felt they were too crude, unbearable to utter.
"Young Lady, Young Lady~~ Does our lovemaking like this count as putting a green hat on Master?" At this moment, Ting'er suddenly spoke up and asked her Young Lady this question.
"Ah~~ This~ This~ I~~ don't know~~ I~ don't~ know~~ It's too shameful~~"
At this, Li Ying could no longer hold on. Adultery behind her husband's back, even if the adulterers were her personal maidservants, made her feel ashamed. Yet, this shame contained an inexplicable stimulation. In the end, Li Ying's delicate moans actually carried a hint of crying, "I'm coming~~ It's coming~~ I can't~~ No more~~ No more~~ I can't go on~~ I can't go on~~ I'm dying~~ I'm dying~~ Woo~~ Woo~~ Woo~~ No~~ I'm dying~ I'm dying~~ Woo~ Woo~ Woo~"
Lin'er and Ting'er saw that Li Ying was at the edge of climaxing. With perfect understanding, they held Li Ying's plump, fair and beautiful delicate body, their lower bodies rapidly thrusting and withdrawing in her two tender holes. There was no technique whatsoever, just simple insertion and withdrawal~~ In a moment, Li Ying suddenly let out a high-pitched, lewd cry with a hint of a sob! Her pretty features all twisted together, and her plump, fleshy delicate body seemed to be convulsing, trembling non-stop. At this point, they heard Li Ying's flower hole below emit a "chii~~" sound, and large amounts of translucent lewd fluid fiercely sprayed out. The force was so great that it actually squeezed Lin'er's dildo, which was still in her flower hole, right out. The lewd fluid gushing from her flower hole, without the dildo's obstruction, was like the Qiantang Tide, "chii," "chii," "chii."
"Chii," "chii," it simply wouldn't stop, until a dozen streams of lewd fluid had gushed out, then it finally ceased. At this point, Li Ying had completely fainted~~
At the same time, two more men arrived at the medical clinic. One of them, a middle-aged man, was over six feet tall, with a tiger back and bear waist, a heroic aura on his face, and luxurious clothing. At a glance, he was clearly either rich or noble. The other man was also dressed in luxurious clothing, but his eyes darted around since entering, and he stood continuously behind the man with the heroic aura.
"May I ask what symptoms you two gentlemen have?" I gestured for the middle-aged man to sit down.
"Hmm, may I ask if Sir has a good remedy for respiratory illness?" The middle-aged man remained standing, his words full of arrogance.
"No good remedy. Respiratory illness cannot be completely cured, but it can be controlled. I know several methods that can effectively control it, making it less likely to recur, though it will be costly~~" Although I disliked such arrogant fellows, I still told the truth out of my sense of responsibility as a doctor. Respiratory illness is asthma, a condition that even in later generations cannot be completely cured, let alone in the Tang Dynasty. However, not being curable doesn't mean it can't be controlled.
"Hm!? Please tell me quickly, Sir!" The middle-aged man, upon hearing my words, instead rushed to the edge of the consultation table with an arrow-like stride. A pair of eagle-like eyes stared fixedly at me, and a kingly aura faintly emerged. "To be frank, my wife has suffered greatly from respiratory illness. A few days ago, it recurred and she almost passed away. As for the cost, Sir need not worry; I have quite a bit of mere silver!"
"Alright, may I ask the patient's age? When did the respiratory illness begin? So I can prescribe the right medicine." Although I was startled, I still asked about the patient's condition, after all, the teachings of "observation, listening, questioning, and feeling the pulse" cannot be abandoned.
"My wife was born in the first year of Renshou of the previous dynasty, and is thirty-five years old. This respiratory illness has appeared intermittently since she gave birth to our legitimate eldest son, but this recent episode was exceptionally severe." The middle-aged man had also calmed down by now, and spoke slowly.
"Okay, please wait a moment, I'll write the prescription now." Fortunately, the problem shouldn't be serious.
Just as I was about to pick up my brush to write the prescription, Lin'er ran into the medical clinic, covered in fragrant sweat, and seeing me, she immediately hugged me and then burst into tears with a "waah!"
"What's wrong? What happened? Don't cry! Speak slowly." I looked at Lin'er in my arms, thinking this little girl must be scared, after all, she was only seventeen.
"Waah~~" Lin'er continued to sob loudly, but what she said next almost made me explode instantly. "Master, this is bad! Come back to the mansion quickly! Madam has fainted! She's convulsing non-stop and her whole body is burning up! So hot, so hot!"
"What!" I turned pale with fright, immediately stood up, grabbed my medicine box, and wanted to rush out the door. But I suddenly remembered there was still someone inquiring about medicine in the clinic, so I stopped my steps and, cupping my fists, bowed to the middle-aged man, saying, "My apologies, Sir. My wife at home has suddenly fallen critically ill, and I must return to the mansion first. As for the prescription you requested, please come back in a few days to get it. I apologize, I truly apologize!"
After speaking, I didn't even bother to tell the assistant to close the door and put up the shutters. I directly grabbed Lin'er, got into the carriage at the entrance, and sped away.
"Li Junxian, have the Hundred Riders keep an eye on him. Now that Immortal Sun Simiao is nowhere to be found, it's rare to find someone who claims to know how to treat respiratory illness; we must not let this opportunity slip by!" After I left, the middle-aged man stood at the entrance of the medical clinic, speaking softly to the younger, luxuriously dressed man beside him. "Also, investigate his background further. I see that he is young but dares to boast such claims. If he isn't truly highly skilled in medicine, then he's a charlatan with nothing but a show. If it's the latter, order the Chang'an County Magistrate to imprison him, to prevent him from harming the common people!"
"Understood!" Li Junxian cupped his fists in reply.
The young man in luxurious clothing was precisely Li Junxian, the commander of the Hundred Riders, responsible for intelligence work in the Great Tang!
And the middle-aged man with the tiger back, bear waist, and heroic aura on his face was none other than the current Emperor of the Great Tang—Li Shimin!
[1] Note: dudou is a type of underwear
[2] Note: The "Ge" in "Tao Ge" is used to say "Big Brother" so it's basically mean "Big Brother Tao"
[3] "green" or "green hat" is mean "cuckold", you will see it a lot if you read Chinese NTR frequently.