But now, now I can go back to my own body. Back to life and to a peaceful place with no mad teachers who would use me as test subjects for their experiments in magecraft, or help Hijikata and Leonidas figure out the ultimate soldier's routine, or any nonsensical thing like that.
I was even once given the 'honor' of cleaning up the entirety of the treasury of Gilgamesh. Needless to say I spent 15 years just cleaning all those treasures, the guy hoarded way too many things.
I look to the side, there I can see Merlin with a cute little squirrel-like thingy on the top of his head.
"Well then, I will be watching so give me and us all here a show. " Merlin said grandly and I chuckle.
"Yeah, yeah, I will try my best you crazy bastard. I will miss you, Fou, if you ever want to visit please come, I will make some cookies or other sweats for you.
Also, just as a final goodbye present that both of you deserve," I turn back to the reunited group of heroes that were standing there to send me off. "Girls, Merlin has taken several photos of you all naked during baths and is keeping them all in his tower! He even has a giant poster of Scatatch all in the nude in there too!"
"WHAT?!" Several enraged superpowered women shouted and a half incubus mage started sweating bullets seeing this.
"And THAT is my present to you Merlin-sensei, consider this my thanks for making me help you host that Pendragon dinner party which included the entire family, asshole. And Fou, I hope you enjoy seeing Merlin getting beaten up, chiao.
"
And with that, I jumped into the portal to the sounds of shouts, enraged swings of all sorts of weapons, and laughter of that crazy bitch Morgan Le Fay. She was probably glad if only because Merlin was suffering from the anger of so many women at once and his precious tower was likely to get blasted away or at least be ransacked.
Goodbye, crazy fucking nonsensical place of hell. Peace and quiet, here I come!
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Opening his eyes the teenager looks up at a white ceiling. It was unfamiliar to him and made him wonder for a moment what was going on until he remembered what was happening.
'Success, now I can finally get started in my own life and. .
. fuck this hurts.
'
Yep, this person, whose spirit trained for several thousand years by the most powerful heroes in the Throne of Heroes itself, has now gone back to his body. A body that was atrophied, weak, with several tubes going in and out, and at a glance, one could tell was a Coma patient.
His entire body was in pain and breathing was regulated by tubes that were extremely uncomfortable as well.
He didn't know if he should laugh or cry, he was finally free from those crazy heroes that taught him so much even if he suffered extensively for every lesson, and his freedom from his teachers manifested in him being imprisoned in bed.
It took about five hours until someone noticed he was awake and several more for him to get many, many examinations to check his body and state.
After his exams proved he was healthy enough he was moved to a normal room instead of the one he was using. Just the fact he no longer was all tubed up was enough to put a smile on the teenager's face.
Looking out the window to the clear blue sky going on and on into the horizon, Soma smiled.
"Now my days of peace are about to begin. " He spoke with a content tone before he heard the sound of the door of his room being pushed open.
Looking at it he could see a white-haired girl with a very feminine figure and blue-green eyes staring at him in shock and apprehension.
"You, you really woke up? Soma-nii. " She said, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes seeing him.
It made sense, the two have grown up as close as siblings for so long before what happened and she was one of the few in the family who had never given up hope he would wake up.
Seeing her it was a while before Soma realized who was the one in front of him, it was hard to match this beautiful woman with the scrawny kid of the past who would always run about with snot in her nose while playing and refusing to wear any dresses as she did not want to be a 'proper lady' like her mother.
"Yes, it seems so, Mo-chan. " Soma said to his cousin, Momo Hanakai, who jumped up and gave him a tight hug, to which he hugged her back even if he could not put any strength into it.
His muscles had atrophied completely during this time and he could not move properly at all, even moving his arms to hug his cousin back was tough for him, but they both needed this sort of reassurance that this was real. That he was back.
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It took three weeks until he was fit enough to go back to his parent's home. Well, more his own home for what is seems since his parents got divorced and while his custody was in his mother's name she went to America while his father went to Europe.
Soma still got plenty of cash from them sent over and he was living rather close to his cousin Momo and her family, something like a 10 minutes walk really.
"Well, well, well, how should I start this?" Soma said after his aunt dropped him off in his house. The groceries were already prepared and he was now left alone in the house.
Due to having spent so long in a coma he would be getting supplementary classes in the local school to help him be able to integrate with the others his age as quickly as possible.