Of all the things that I expected to see after dying
Seeing Dark Souls death screen wasn't one of them.
My name is John Hill.
I was a pretty normal 23-year-old dude, an orphan without any siblings, got raised by my uncle and aunt, who also died when I was 19, loved comics and games, and tried to be a good person all the time.
Then I never expected my girlfriend to cheat on me with my best friend and then flee with my hard-earned money.
They would get scot-free, but thankfully I followed my uncle's advice.
'Loving someone and trusting them is two different things, especially when it involves money.'
I took both him and the bitch to court.
While I had bank statements and photos of the two together, who funnyly was her that she sent to me to try to humor me and a somehow good lawyer.
Which I sold my car to pay for
They had the power of true love on their side and a public defense.
Which in trial doesn't last much
My lawyer absolutely demolished them, and the judge ruled in my favor.
I would receive back the 30k that was my savings plus 12k from the both of them for emotional distress and fraud.
I walked out of the courtroom pretty happy.
Unfortunately, my happiness didn't last long.
My now former best friend didn't handle very well the court decision, so he decided that he would put two bullets in my chest and were even
The only good part was that he got the same treatment from the various police officers that were in the courtroom that day.
Then I lay there dying, choking on my blood, only to close my eyes and see, 'You are dead!'
"Oh that! I see if having that sign is going to speed people along that they are dead, to get things over quickly." A voice informs me
What
I turn and see a humanoid being, but he only had an outline; he is completely white with any feature on his body except for a mouth that has a terryfing toothy grin.
"To speed things, I have been called a lot of things—the truth, God, and many others—but call me whatever you want; now you can ask questions!" The bein-God... yeah, God tells me
"Okay, I know this is a very common question that you may receive... um, sir?...but do I go to hell?" I ask with the most amount of respect I can while also being completely terrified on the inside.
God only gives the same toothy grin, which again terrifies me.
"Thats indeed a very common question; I would say that is possible; Hell is always possible; that friend of yours that put new holes in you is already there," God tells
Ok...first of all
Haha! Fuck you, Paul, you worthless piece of shit. I hope you like spending eternity in hell.
Second of all
Okay, I was not a bad person back on earth; I never killed anybody, never stole from anybody, and wasn't an asshole.
That might count for something.
I hope that they don't have religious requirements; if yes, then I am screwed.
"So...what happens now?" I dry gulp
God just grins at me.
"Well, you could go to heaven if you choose to do so, but you can also reincarnate if you want," God informed me.
"What....reincarnate?" I ask dumbly at this point.
God nods
"You died at a relativy young age; your soul needs a little more maturing so that you stay in heaven; don't become tedious, but you can go to heaven if you want," God explains.
Okay, what to choose I can go to heaven, maybe even meet my uncle and aunt again, but the idea of living again and this time living my life to the fullest, enjoying it
is extremly tempting
Ok, I got it.
"I choose to reincarante!" I make my choice.
God only gives me a grin.
"Good choice!" He says then snaps his fingers.
Then a gigantic golden wheel appears in front of me, full of writings on each part.
I start to read a couple
'Reborn as a common soldier in Warhammer 40K'
Pure fright ran down my spine.
"Haha!" God's laugh startles me. I turn to him, terrified.
"I am just messing with you; these more dangerous universes are off limits," he tells me with a grin at my terrified state. He then snaps his fingers again.
A bunch of names disappeared from the wheel.
I release a breath that was locked on my throat in relief.
"Now just spin it to see where you will go!" God says, and I give him a nod.
I approach the wheel and grab the handle.
'Please!' I then spin the wheel.
The majestic wheel spins and glows in a golden light.
It spins for about 20 seconds.
THUD
The wheel stops
I quickly look
'Marvel Universe 616/B'
"Yes!.....and what?" I exclaim in happiness at going to the Marvel universe and confusion as I don't recall which universe it is that
"That universe is mainly based on the comics but with elements from the MCU counterpart and the animations/games," God clarified to me.
Ok, this is good and bad. It's good because I will go to Marvel, which is a dream come true. The bad part is that they will be like in the comic, which makes that universe more dangerous as there are more powerful beings that exist in the comics.
"Now let's see how you will reincarnate there," God said while snapping his fingers again.
This time the wheel becomes smaller and becomes silver in color.
The names on it also change.
'Reborn as Thanos'
'Reborn as James Howllet/Wolverine'
And many others
Ok, many good choices.
I grab the handle and spin again.
The silver wheel spins and glows silver.
THUD
It stops
I immediately look
'Reborn as Peter Parker'
"YES!" I exclaim in happiness.
Spider-Man is my favorite superhero; he always tries to do the right thing.
He is also the hero that writes like the most to shit on.
FUCK YOU ZEB WELLS
I HOPE YOU NEVER WORK AGAIN!!!
That asshole destroyed Spider-Man in ways that I didn't think were possible.
That mystery called Paul
I guess now me and Peter have one more thing in common.
We both hate an asshole called Paul that fucked our girlfriends.
Ok, time to calm down.
Breath calmly
After I become Peter, I will show them the might that Spider-Man possesses.
"Well, there's only one problem on your plan, God said suddenly, taking me away from my thoughts.
"What?" I ask, confused.
"Well, this Peter Parker lost his powers," God says.
".......WHAT!" I scream in disbelief.
"Yes, as you know, as this universe follows the comics storyline and currently, Peter is basically persona non grata in New York and in basically every superhero group, then he had to fight an improved version of the Sinister Six led by Octavius in a new body made of Peter DNA, while he kept asking for help from any superhero, everybody turned him down, and during the fight he was mortally wounded but managed to escape from them," God says.
At every word that he says, I twist my fist in anger.
Spider-man
The soul and heart of Marvel fighting to death and nobody helping
No Avengers
No X-men
No fantastic Four
No Defenders
"Even the Web-warriors?" I ask already, knowing the answer.
"Even them," God nods.
A real hero
A True Hero
Abandoned like that
For some reason the only thing I can think is Green Goblin quote from the fist Spider-Man movie
'I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.'
"Then, after arriving in his apartment, Peter succumbed to his wounds, and as he is connected to the web of life, his powers are gone, but when you reincarnated as him, your soul and his soul will merge, and you will be alive again, but without Spider powers," God explains to me.
Don't matter
I will still have what made Peter the great hero that he is.
His mind, his intellect, his experiences
Peter is at least Tony Stark and Reed Richards level of genius; he only lacked resources.
Which I can get in time
"Doesn't matter, I accept!" I say absolutely
God suddenly stays still.
His grin faltered for a second before returning at full force.
"You have guts, boy!, but you will not be going without a boon!" God said before again snapping his fingers.
And the wheel locks and glows silver again.
I also release a sigh of relief; having something will make my life a bit easier.
"Touch it; it will weight your soul and give you a boon for your journey," God says and mentions to me to touch it.
I raise my hand.
I hesitate, but I put my hand on the wheel. I glow silver for a second before glowing a deep purple mixed with black.
Then a purple and black light shone out of the wheel, then suddenly a sparkling pink color appeared for a moment before faded back to purple and black before a vial floated down in front of me.
The vial was decorated with a detailed skull on the front, and the liquid was moving like it was in current.
And on the top, a piece of paper was being held by a small rope.
I grab the vial and start to read the paper.
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The Essence of The Darkness
The Darkness (Top Crow Comics)
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●By drinking this blackish purple vial of concentrated darkness, you become the most powerful inheritor of the darkness to date.
●Has access to all the knowledge of all those who inherited the darkness, whether it be past, present, or future.
●Gain perfect and absolute knowledge of how to use and control the abilities you wield from the darkness.
●Cannot be controlled by the powers you receive from this essence.
●The voice in your head that is more helpful than detrimental to life, acting like a warning sense to danger or awareness of powerful and supernatural beings.
●Ability to summon an unlimited amount of weapons, darklings, constructs, etc. made out of darkness.
●Your powers cannot be taken or replicated even if their device was made specially for that and cause your DNA to be impossible to clone.
●You will not die by having children, as any children that you have will be consider a spawn of The Darkness as well, Your powers cannot be transmitted to your progeny without you wish and if you choose to have children they woudl have access to your powers but never to the degree that you do .
●Consuming the hearts of your enemies allows you access to their skills, powers, and memories.
●Optional forgoe having the entity The Darkness, but you may instead become The Darkness itself.
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"Oh!..." I can't even think
The Darkness
The Motherfucking Darkness
One of the most powerful and OP powers of comics inside this vial
Jack Estacado, the protagonist of The Darkness comics, was able to fight the Hulk and even made Superman bleed from one punch.
And later on, the comics were able to remake the universe in his image.
The darkness gives Jack and will give me the power to go around powerful cosmic beings and still come out on topic.
This is unbeliavable!
"You probably want to check the rest on the back," God says.
What ?
I turn the paper and see that there is more writing on the back.
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Essence of the Harem Protagonist
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● There is something about you that can attract anyone, even strange alien beings beyond
the comprehension of mortals and gods alike. What it is that attracts these individuals will vary from person to person, but there will always at least be something that will pique their interest. Their interest can easily blossom into fondness, a desire for friendship, or even genuine love if given some time to interact with you in some way, whether it be in person or through hearing about you.
● You are quite a bit tougher, enough that you could survive the rather destructive results of typical harem shenanigans. You will never suffer crippling or lethal wounds from any of
those in your heart.
● You will passively draw towards you individuals that have significant power, importance in their world plot wise, or some other reason, grand destinies, and such as that. Toggleable.
● Granted infinite stamina and vitality, you are a quite able lover, able to please a mind.
boggling amount of people into bliss.
● You have a supreme bitchbreaker that gods of sex and virility would be proud to have, an utterly massive and magnificent phallus that inspires deep awe and lust in all but the
most strong-willed of women, with your testicles being just as mighty. You won't have any trouble fitting it in whatever hole you want, though.
Whoever you stick it in won't feel any pain but will feel incredible pleasure instead. If you are female, this makes you a futanari (testicles optional).
● You have no refractory period whatsoever, can stay hard for as long as you like, and produce truly massive loads of semen (easily over a gallon, but you may reduce the amount to "merely" enough to flood a woman's womb full). Your virile seed is amazingly thick and potent, ensuring that siring children will always be easy, even on women with low fertility. Toggleable
● You have nigh-inexhaustible sexual stamina, being easily able to fuck for days on end without rest. You never run out of sexual fluids; your orgasms will be just as strong and plentiful by the 100th time as they were the first time.
● You and your sexual partners operate on porn physics, ensuring that they never get harmed no matter how roughly you fuck them, how big your dick is, how much cum you pour into them, STDs are never a problem, and so on.
● Any individuals that become part of your family will be more willing to put aside differences and grievances to work towards your happiness and their own if
circumstances permit. The feelings and loyalty they have for you will remain eternal.
strong unless you do something terrible to change that.
● Fate, destiny, and coincidence will bend, twist, warp, and maneuver to keep those in
Your heart is yours. That doesn't mean they are bound to you forever if they honestly want to move on, just that things like individuals with mind control abilities, infernal lust
powers, or a dirty monster tries to claim them. These attempts at taking them will fail quite spectacularly. You can sense anyone who tries to claim what is yours and who they are.
Any children that you may have will instantly love you, and as long as you do the same, they will love you unconditionally.
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"Oh....." I don't have words for it.
God started to laugh at my gaping red face.
Well, fuck, I will stay in silence.
After a few minutes of God laughing at me, he stops, but a chuckle or two escapes him.
"Any question before you go to your new life?" God asks me.
"To choose to become darkness itself, how do I do it, and will it be perceived by other cosmic beings?" I genuinely ask.
There are a lot of cosmic entities that keep the balance on Marvel and very powerful demons, and if they get wind that suddenly a new almost omnipotent entity suddenly appeared, they would go see
If they get me, I will be deleted from the universe or sealed.
"Good question. To remedy that, I will put you in a private dimension so that you could drink the essence and let it completely bond. As for you choosing to become darkness, you could say put loud before drinking it. I think it's a better choice to become darkness than just using it, as this will make it solely yours and give you an advantage by being a powerful entity," God explains to me, making a sigh in relief.
"Should I drink it now? Or" I ask God
"You should drink after you and Peter Soul merge; don't worry, it will be instatenous, and the vial will appear to you immediately after," God explains.
I give him a nod.
Okay, time to face the music.
"Are you ready?" God ask me
"Yes," well, as much as someone is to be reincarnated.
"Just a fair warning," God says, making me pay attention completely.
"Peter was pretty hurt; his body healed a little bit before he died, but he still pretty much busted; it will probably hurt like hell when you wake up," God tells me.
I give him a nod.
I was kind of already expecting that.
"Very well, good luck on your new life, Peter Parker!" God, give me a huge grin.
Then soothing darkness engulfs me, and I pass out.
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End of Chapter
Yep, new story
I recently discovered the meta essence cyoa.
Its basic is a list of incredible OP powers to use on self-insert or reincarnated OC in fanfics.
There are a lot of good opinions.
And I was playing The Darkness 2 on my PC and saw that Zeb Wells was finally leaving Spider-Man (thank God).
So I said 'I want to make Peter show the middle finger to every asshole that thinks that can fuck with him.'
And with the power of the darkness is very simple.
Then this fanfic was born.
Thank you for reading.
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