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"A hat-trick!!!"
"Facing the reigning champions, Atlético Madrid, a hard-fought first leg!"
"In the second leg at BayArena, Lance sealed the victory with three goals!"
"Atlético Madrid is probably beyond salvation!"
"Lance! The absolute hero today, it looks like Hyypiä is preparing to substitute him, to let him receive the cheers and applause from the home fans during these last moments!"
"He is truly the undisputed hero of the day!"
"Thirteen goals, currently leading the Champions League top scorer list by a significant margin! Lance has already surpassed van Nistelrooy's record of 12 Champions League goals."
"He is still 1 goal away from Messi's record of 14 Champions League goals!"
"He is 3 goals away from Cristiano Ronaldo's record of 16 Champions League goals."
"Lance has enough matches, enough opportunities, to write his own Champions League legend!"
Last season, Lance's performance was already outstanding.
It was just that Cristiano Ronaldo racked up a lot of stats in the group stage.
Ultimately, Cristiano Ronaldo reached the final and won the Champions League Golden Boot with 16 goals.
If Lance hadn't caused Real Madrid psychological trauma, Cristiano Ronaldo would have had the chance to set a Champions League record of 17 goals, just like in the original timeline.
Sixteen Champions League goals in a single season is already an unparalleled achievement in Champions League history.
Who would have thought that Lance would completely explode in the new season?
He could even score a hat-trick in the Champions League knockout stage!
In the 81st minute of the second half, Lance once again seized an opportunity in the centre, and his 25-metre long-range shot was too fast.
Even if Oblak were a god, he would have found it difficult to react, and he was beaten by a world-class shot from Lance for the third time.
Anyone who didn't watch this match, only the highlights, would think Oblak was a liability.
But only those who watched the full match knew how hard Oblak tried.
Atlético Madrid's defence was not lacking effort either; they had done everything possible to limit Lance.
They hardly allowed Lance a single chance in the penalty area.
But who would have thought that Lance could be so fierce even outside the box?
Three long-range world-class shots ended the battle!
3-0!
Aggregate score 4-1!
Now, with everything about to be settled, Hyypiä substituted the exhausted Lance for a defensive player.
There's no need to worry about Atlético Madrid making a comeback.
Because Atlético Madrid's entire squad had already been shattered by Lance's three world-class shots.
They were beyond salvation.
"Lance—"
"Lance—"
"Lance—"
When Lance was substituted off, fifty thousand people at BayArena simultaneously stood up, and in unison, made a "worship" gesture towards Lance from the stands.
The scene was incredibly spectacular.
Seeing this, even José Ángel, a commentator for Spanish National Television who supported Atlético Madrid, couldn't help but praise him:
"Atlético Madrid's loss today is not unfair."
"We thought it would be an evenly matched contest, with both sides possibly in a stalemate, battling for a quarter-final spot with their defences."
"Unexpectedly, the match ended with offence."
"Three long-range shots were unreasonable, unstoppable!"
"This is the Belgian teenager's exclusive heroic moment! A Champions League knockout match full of individual heroism!"
"Unfortunately, our much-hoped-for reigning champions are about to fall in the Round of 16!"
In the away stands, a young Atlético Madrid fan was in tears.
That night, Lance, wearing the number 39 jersey, left a psychological shadow on countless Atlético Madrid fans.
Beep! Beep!
Beep—
"The match is over!! Lance's three goals ended the reign of the defending champions!"
"The curse of not being able to defend the Champions League title after its reform still exists!"
"Victory belongs to Bayer Leverkusen, to Lance!"
The close-up camera remained focused on today's MVP, Lance.
Having already changed his clothes on the bench, he sprinted onto the pitch to celebrate with his teammates.
The scoreboard ultimately settled at 3-0.
All three names for the goals were his own!
"King Lance—"
"King Lance—"
"King Lance—"
No one knows who started it, the sound from the stands of BayArena grew louder and louder, eventually reverberating throughout the entire stadium!
"King Lance"!
Before, it was only a nickname used by some media and some fans.
After this undisputed individual show, Lance earned the unanimous adoration of all the fans present.
Hearing this sound, Bayer Leverkusen captain Rolfes was also very understanding.
He came over to Lance and performed a "king's coronation" celebration.
He mimed a crown with both hands and placed the "crown" on the "king's" head!
From then on, "King Lance" was no longer just a nickname, but the "King of Bayer" unanimously recognised by all fans!
As Lance celebrated with his teammates, in the shadow of the players' tunnel, French youngster Griezmann heard the commotion and turned to observe, witnessing this moment that filled him with envy.
"If we meet again next time, I won't…"
"Forget it, why lie to myself... This lad, he's probably impossible to surpass in this lifetime."
Griezmann immediately felt relieved.
Lance was destined to be at the pinnacle of the football pyramid, so why compare himself to him?
"King of Bayer Secures Quarter-Final Spot with 3 Goals! Lance Shines on Champions League Night!"
"3-0! Hat-Trick Destroys Defending Champions, He Is Crowned a True God Tonight!"
"German Team Advances to Quarter-Finals! La Liga Loses an Elite Team! Champions League Knockout Stage Review…"
Lance's hat-trick explosion once again shook the football world.
Less than an hour after the match, Twitter and other social media platforms had already exploded.
#Lance hat trick
#Lance eliminates Champions League champions
#the mighty Lance
Lance alone had at least four trending topics dominating the Twitter hot search list!
Before traditional media could follow up with reports, netizens and fans were already having a field day with memes.
Someone photoshopped Lance's head onto the poster of the upcoming Marvel film, "Avengers 2."
Lance was given the title of "The Mighty Lance," borrowing from Thor's moniker.
Someone also photoshopped Lance onto the Hulk, with the text below:
"Hulk Smash"
Signifying the destruction of Atlético Madrid with three goals.
Before this match, Lance's image amongst overseas fans was at most on par with stars like Robin van Persie, Rooney, Suárez, and Neymar.
He was just slightly a notch below Ballon d'Or winners Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
Lance was more like Neymar, a player who created opportunities using dazzling dribbling skills.
Today's Lance instantly exuded an invincible sense of power!
Making other Champions League opponents fear him!
Many players from Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern, Manchester City, and others even tweeted praises for Lance.
Modrić: [Great performance! Lance was terrifyingly strong today!]
Agüero: [After watching the match, I probably won't be able to sleep. The future of football belongs to this young man!]
Rooney: [I've played against him before, but today he still shocked me! An amazing growth rate!]
Wenger: [Lance has always been a player I admire, and today's match truly refreshed my understanding… OMG!]
The more professional players and coaches are, the clearer they understand, once your playing style is set, it's really hard to change.
The most incomprehensible aspect of Lance's battle against Atlético Madrid was, how did a player who specialised in ball control and dribbling suddenly transform into a deadly "finisher"?
One thunderous shot might be a fluke, two could only mean he was in good form today, but three high-quality world-class shots, plus at least ten dangerous scoring threats.
Suffice it to say, Lance was still evolving!
That evening, Real Madrid manager Ancelotti, Barcelona manager Enrique, Bayern manager Guardiola, Juventus manager Allegri, Manchester City manager Pellegrini, Chelsea manager Mourinho, they almost simultaneously called emergency meetings with their coaching staffs!
"Everyone! Save today's footage and analyse it as quickly as possible! How to neutralise this Asian!"