Welcome back, everyone! We've got some time to kill before we hit the Grand Line, so you know what that means? Jamming even more non-One Piece characters in!
Chapter 14: A Day at Sea III
According to Nami, it took about a week and change to sail to the entrance of Reverse Mountain. Sure, the new girls settled into their roles. Chun-Li taught the others her fighting style, making them even better combatants. Ikaruga and Tashigi trained with the other swordfighters. Barta and Desire were officially named the ship's guards. Carmen joined the other chefs in the kitchen. But all of them knew what their real job was…
"YEEEEEEEEEEES!" Chun-Li crowed, Sally massaging her gigantic tits as the brunette was being fucked doggy-style, "MASTER, MY CUNNY IS BROKEEEEEEEEEEN! IT WON'T STOP CUMMIIIIIIIING!"
"Hehehehe… Big, fat titties!" the ex-queen laughed deliriously, "How did I ever live without boobies bigger than my head?!"
"You're telling me!" Nojiko said, moaning as Kuina and Tashigi acted like horny twins sucking on her nipples while fingering the bluenette. Her own hands were repaying the favor, Nojiko's fingers schlicking in and out of the swordswomen's muffs and occasionally licking them clean.
"Forgot breasts, ass is where it's at!" Desire boasted, using her new powers to summon her own clothes to have the skimpiest thong imaginable wedged between her cheeks. She had even had two giant copies of her Harem Pirate brand plastered on her buttocks, bouncing them with vigor before Sarfunkel smacked them both.
"Mmmm, you've convinced me! Let's have sex on the beach of Goat Island until dawn!" the blonde rambled, teleporting them both away to a sandy getaway. Yagyu and Hibari, who were busy making out nearby, liked the idea and disappeared with them.
And that was all just on the Emerald Star!
All across the Harem Pirates' small fleet, the ladies and several copies of Luffy were fucking like mad and occasionally training. Just as Luffy dreamed, he was sailing the high seas with a personal collection of happy, horny ladies all for him! Before he could test just how many girls it took to lick and stroke every inch of his cock, though, Uzo yelled down from the flagship's mast.
"Master! There's a dinghy floating in the ocean about ten klicks away!"
"Mmmm, good job…" Kaya giggled, "Now let me reward you with a big kiss…"
As the old friends started fooling around, Luffy was intrigued. He grew his wings and flew out to the little boat bobbing away on the waves. "Shyarly, follow me!"
"Of course, Master!" The dark-haired mermaid leapt off the Miss Love Duck, easily clearing both of the other galleons, and landed in the ocean with a mighty splash. The moment she was submerged, her shark-finned tail returned and she swam fast than any sailing vessel. She reached the dinghy in no time and effortlessly pushed the little wooden vessel back to the fleet.
Inside, the girls were intrigued to see another lost soul. This time, it was a young woman somewhere in her early thirties with her black hair tied into a tight bun. Her dress was a simply purple garb with a large lavender sash tied around her waist.
She cracked her eyes open and screamed at first only to see where she was. "Wait, who are you people?! You're not Marines!"
"Nope! I'm Luffy, and these are my ships. What's a pretty lady like you doing all alone at sea?"
"W-Well, I was captured by Marines who were obsessed with getting information on dragons."
The girls all looked confused. Dragons? What the heck would the Navy care about something like that?
"Where is your island? Were you taken far?" Layla asked her.
"No, have you heard of Warship Island? It's not too far from here, but I was out fishing one day and a Marine ship pulled up right alongside me. They forced me onboard and sailed away, demanding to know about the lost island of dragons!"
"Well, that sucks. Tell you what, we can give you a ride home and if those Marines show their faces again, we'll take care of them!"
"Really?! Thank you!" The young woman came out of her lifeboat and got to know the many women aboard. If she noticed the complete lack of any men besides Luffy, she never showed it.
"Master?" Ikaruga asked, "Are you not planning on adding her to the crew?"
"Hey, we can still help in the meantime! Plus, if the Marines are after her, that can mean more ladies! We already have Belle-Mere, Quistis and Tashigi, why not add some more?"
"Mmmm, of course, Master…" The usually disciplined swordswoman disappeared, no doubt to find those three and have a little private time.
The runaway introduced herself as Chi-Chi and proved to not only be sociable but a talented martial artist and was impressively strong thanks to training under her father the Ox King. Once he was a feared warlord who conquered many islands, but that changed when he met the love of his life and had Chi-Chi. Unfortunately, the Marines didn't agree and still had him executed so Chi-Chi left the West Blue to make a new life in the more peaceful east.
Warship Island was about a day's sailing from their current position, Luffy keeping his sexy times to clones that teleported off the ships, so the crew's guest wasn't uncomfortable.
The next morning, the Harem Pirates could understand where the name of the island came from. The landmass was dominated by a massive, craggy cliff that looked like the top of a warship blown up a hundred times larger.
And the sight of three pirate ships flying their flags, the entire population of the island panicked and met them with spears and farming tools. That changed when they saw Chi-Chi happily waving from the bow of the Lothario, realizing that this wasn't a raid. It was returning one of their own.
Chi-Chi then led Luffy up to her home, a very small cottage on the outskirts of the village, where she insisted on treating her hero to a home-cooked meal. Of course, as soon as the door closed, the incubus-man placed a hand on her shoulders.
"Actually, Chi-Chi, there's another way you can repay me…"
"Oh? You're not hungry?"
He just had to giggle. "You've lived by yourself for a long time, haven't you?"
"Yes, ever since my father passed. The villagers are so nice, though!"
"Well, that's nice. Have you ever been on a date before?"
"No, I can't say I find any of the men around here too attractive. It's not that their bad people, but…"
"I get it, I get it. They're not your type. So, what would you say is your type?"
The sweet little homemaker thought for a moment, blushing as she spoke up. "W-Well, I always imagined he'd be strong, powerful and courageous but not a bully. He'd use his might to keep our home safe, but also be sensitive enough to love me sincerely."
Luffy nodded, subtly moving his hands to the belt of his pants. "Well, Chi-Chi, I think you're absolutely terrific. You're a pretty impressive fighter, super nice, and you must be tough to escape from Marines in the middle of the ocean…"
She blushed some more, smiling contently. "But, I'd recommend one more thing you need to find your ideal man."
"Huh? What else is there?"
"Experience." Luffy shunted his pants down, allowing his mammoth cock to spring free. Chi-Chi's eyes were immediately locked onto the massive meat log now filling her quaint little home with a musk so powerful it made her head spin.
"W-Wooooooooow…"
"Hehe, yeah. I was doing my best to keep this to myself since you were our guest, but now that the situation is reversed, would you mind helping me with this?"
"I-I don't know…"
"First time? Don't worry, I'll go easy on you. Start by taking off that dress."
Though her face was solid red, Chi-Chi did as she was asked. She took off her boots, then undid the sash tied around her waist which left only the purple dress which she slowly lifted off her form. Her accidental striptease only made Luffy's boner even bigger, spurring her on until she removed her underwear and bra.
Luffy lifted Chi-Chi into a traditional bridal carry before setting her down on her own bed. Along the way, he worked her into a mewling mess as his hands endlessly toyed with her breasts and teased her clit. By the time he set her down on the mattress, the shy homemaker was now wagging her ass and begging her new master to claim her already.
One shove later, and Chi-Chi rattled the walls of her house with a scream of pure ecstasy as Luffy's demonic dong was filling every inch of her needy quim.
"Grrrr, nice and tight!" he growled, his hands glued to her hips as he swung into his newest crewmate.
"MASTEEEEEEEEEEEER! I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIIIIIND! I'M CUMMING SO MUCH, MY PUSSY MUST BE BROKEN! FUCK ME HARDER! I WANNA CUM ALL DAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Hahaha! You got it!"
One climax big enough to leave her stomach distended, and soon Chi-Chi had blossomed into another bimbo-bodied beauty for his harem. And with one quick announcement from Chi-Chi to the people of Warship Island that she was so grateful to Luffy from saving her from those dastardly Marines that she decided to run away with him! Now the crew being treated as heroes, Luffy invited the rest of them on to celebrate and meet their newest sister-in-arms.
And, while Luffy did spend some time meeting the villagers and enjoying their delicious pork buns, his clones were busy using Chi-Chi's old house as a much smaller love nest to add Warship Island to his domain.
Soon, the Harem Pirates were sailing away along with a very shocking bit of news. Chi-Chi had gathered everyone around to tell them what the Marines wanted to do so badly with dragons.
"They wanted this!" She pulled a glass orange orb the size of a baseball out of her bag of belongings, four red stars dotting its surface.
"Is that a Dragon Ball?!" Erasa gaped, "Those are real?!"
"I know, I was just as shocked as you! I found it at the very top of Warship Mountain, inside this massive cave that locals believed once held an actual dragon."
"You know what this is?" Barta asked, "Looks like some random tchotchke to me."
"It's a priceless artifact!" Nami added, her eyes turning to beri signs, "The last time one of these appeared at auction, it sold for billions!"
"And that's not all!" Chi-Chi finished, "Legend says if you gather all seven, you can summon the eternal dragon and grant yourself any one wish!"
The whole crew gaped. Any wish?! They all turned and quickly saw their captain's eyes light up.
"Well, if we're going to be sailing all over the place, we might as well find them all! It sounds like another great adventure!"
And so, with a little side objective in mind, the crew resumed their journey towards Reverse Mountain. As the only one to enter the Grand Line without venturing into the infamous Calm Belts, they had about a week to kill.
That is, until a few days Luffy's ninth fuck-fest of the day was interrupted when someone screamed in genuine terror from the deck of the Lothario. The captain shoved his pants back on and ran up to see Chi-Chi, shivering.
"They… They followed me…"
Luffy turned and was stunned. At least twenty Marine vessels were lined up in his fleet's path, forming a half-circle with actual metal fences blocking all passage between each green-bodied vessel.
"Branch 8, hm?"
"You know them, Quistis?"
"You study a lot when you have no other work to do. They're a branch famed for their naval warfare capabilities. While their commander, Nelson, is a fat oaf, he does excel at capturing pirates at sea."
"And he wants the Dragon Ball…" Belle-Mere guessed, "I knew the guy, he's a fat bastard but pretty crafty. No doubt he fed a whole story to the Navy about how he plans on either selling the ball for extra funds when he's just gonna use them on himself."
"Alright, everyone, battle formations!" Luffy ordered. "Nami, Alvida, Olive, sail us right up to the main flagship! Everyone else, watch for cannon fire and other traps!"
"YES, MASTER!"
The Harem Pirates' ships quickly pushed ahead, sailing right into the Marine's trap. Sure enough, as they approached, a volley of cannonballs met them but the girls at this point were so strong that they could leap up and shatter any projectile that got too close.
This was not unnoticed by the sailors, who watched in shock as none of their shots landed. In the flagship, a truly mountainous fatass with the Marine logo painted onto his bloated stomach watched in ever-growing anger as his perfect shots missed.
"How can this be happening?!" he whined, "I will not let a bunch of pirates claim the Dragon Balls! That perfect wish is mine!"
"Fufufufu… Oh, Commodore? Would you like us to take care of this?"
"Yes! Do your jobs or you mercenaries aren't getting a single beri!"
"Oh, we can't have that… Ladies?"
"Yes, ma'am!"
The Harem Pirates were shocked when the volley stopped, but a single flying object was now rapidly approaching their ship. It looked like some kind of massive glider with one person furiously moving her arms on the back, with two other people onboard. Once they were above the ships, the three figures jumped off and landed on a different vessel.
On the Lothario was the woman guiding the fan, a blonde standing around five-foot-six with her blonde hair done in four yellow ponytails. Her slim but womanly figure was dressed in black clothes that left little to the imagination.
"Alright, here's what you'll do," she ordered, heedless of being surrounded, "You're gonna hand over the little island lady and then we leave quietly."
"Bold claim," Nojiko said, her gun pointed straight at the intruder, "How about you leave and we take everything your Marine pals have?"
"Tch, you brats don't know who you're dealing with…" The blonde raised both her hands.
"Same to you, bitch!" Dadan yelled, "OPEN FIRE!"
"Sickle Ring!"
The blonde began twirling in a circle, her fingers extended. The bullets flew right towards her but were blown away and sliced into ribbons.
"Oh shit, a Devil Fruit!"
"That's right! I am Temari of the Desert! And with my Sickle-Sickle Fruit powers, any wind I create becomes a cutting blade!" She boasted proudly as she stopped, "Now then, I believe that's the woman we're looking for over there…"
She pointed right at Chi-Chi who flinched but remained standing in the doorway leading lower into the ship.
"You want her?! You'll have to go through us!"
Asuka and Homura flew at Temari, eight swords drawn between them. But the blades simply clattered against the giant fan she was flying on, the rest of the pirates realizing how she did it.
"Now then, it's quite obvious you value this ship. One wave of this fan with my powers and it'd be sliced apart in seconds and every last one of you would drown. So, do the smart thing. We are the Lost Shinobi, and we never miss our mark!"
"Try it! We're the Harem Pirates, and our Master will never let us lose to you!" Asuka cried, bringing her dual swords down. Temari swiftly turned her folded fan around to block, before kicking up. And with her Devil Fruit, the gust of wind left the brown-haired girl lying on deck with a massive gash running up her stomach.
"You're dead, you cunt!" Homura readied all six of her blades to slice the shinobi down, only for Temari to suddenly open her fan and release a razor-sharp wind as thin as a wire.
"AAAAAAH!"
"HOMURA!" The others cried, watching in horror as her right arm flew off. Three of her katanas clattered to the deck as the pirate herself writhed in pain.
Temari just laughed until she heard two people chuckling. Down on the deck, her eyes bulged as she watched Asuka's cut heal right before her very eyes.
"What the?!"
"Heh, that's nothing…" Homura stood up, her stub bleeding black before bubbling like a cauldron.
"…This is the power granted to us by our Master. And you're next!"
From the inky limb came a brand new arm. As Temari gaped in horror, Homura grabbed all of her blades and had all of them pointed right at the shinobi's chest.
"Now then, sit down and wait. Our Master will see you shortly…"
Meanwhile, on the Emerald Star, another of the Lost Shinobi was on board. She stood just taller than Temari, her hair a wavy deep black that fell down her back. Her outfit was a red undershirt beneath a white dress that almost resembled bandages. But her most striking feature were her piercing red eyes, which remained completely calm in spite of being surrounded by pirates.
"Alright, lady, you and your pals better scram!" Sham yelled, her cat claws only inches away from the stoic woman's face.
"I cannot. I have been ordered to find the girl Chi-Chi and return with her. Now, all of you, please step aside or I'll be forced to stop you."
"Heh, you're outnumbered almost twenty to one! We'll show you what you get crossing the Harem Pirates!" The former Black Cat swiped down at the intruder except for the raven-haired stranger to move her hands faster than lightning and suddenly Sham was on the ground, screaming in terror.
"Sham?! What's wrong?!" Hibari and Yagyu ducked down to try and help her up but a pair of kunai almost landed in their necks. They looked up to see their attacker was now standing on the mast.
"I am Kurenai Yuhi, former jonin of the hidden village of Konohagakure. And you might be pirates, but I am a shinobi! And with my powers of genjutsu, your minds will be your own undoing!"
Once again, Kurenai's hands blurred before freezing in a strange hand-sign.
"Demonic Illusion – Melting World!"
The ladies below started screaming as they saw their bodies melting like ice under the desert sun, dropping their weapons. The only exception was Haruka, who managed to duck inside the ship. And from her vantage point, she could see Kurenai drop back onto the deck with more daggers ready.
"Oh no you don't…" she tittered, "I was hoping to save this for Master, but you've forced my hand!"
From her cleavage, the scientist revealed a test tube full of pink liquid. Right before Kurenai could strike someone, the bottle was flung onto the deck and shattered. The concoction immediately turned into gas and the Harem Pirates stopped freaking out. All at once, they began furiously masturbating or making out with the nearest crewmate.
Now it was Kurenai's turn to double over, falling to her knees as she furiously ripped off her clothes and started tweaking her nipples and fingering herself.
"W-What is this?!" she groaned, "My body, I can't stop! I'm so horny I'm going to explode!"
"Hmhmhm…" Haruka tittered, shamelessly revealing her true form, icy blue skin marked with runes and all, "This is my special love potion, a highly concentrated aphrodisiac I made for when the girls get too tired to handle Master's urges. On a mortal like you, I'm shocked you haven't passed out. Now then, let me help you until Master is back…"
That left only the Miss Love Duck where the third of the Lost Shinobi was causing problems. This one was dressed in red as well, but with an asymmetrical outfit with her red runic covered with her left arm and right leg covered by long fabric while the opposite was left bare. A brown leather flak jacket covered her modest torso, while fishnet leggings and open-toed sandals completed her outfit.
"Hey there, how's it going?" she asked at first, "The name's Kurotsuchi of the Mountains, so let's wrap this up quick. Tell me where that Chi-Chi is."
"Eat lead!" the Nakano girls all shouted, firing at one. Instead, the calm shinobi raised her arms.
"Lime Wall – Band!"
Her hands briefly turned an ashy gray before a rough and bumpy, but solid three-inch thick wall appeared between her hands, the bullets all lodged inside.
"Oh crap, a Devil Fruit…"
"Yep! With my Lime-Lime Fruit, I can make quicklime which is basically instant cement. So, unless you want to get buried alive, let's start playing nice now."
"We will never defy Master's will!" Sarfunkel yelled from behind, another gun pointed at the ninja's temple. Kurotsuchi just smirked.
"Lime Plateau."
From the base of her neck, a wave of gray gunk wrapped around Sarfunkel's hand before hardening in seconds trapping her hands. Kurotsuchi then swung her neck around, lifting the blonde off her feet and slamming her back first into the pink floorboards.
"You bitch!" Anko yelled before raising her arms and out came an entire nest full of snakes. While Kurotsuchi's powers could easily stop the reptiles' fangs, the acrid poison dripping from them quickly melted the lime into useless paste.
From there, Hikage placed both of her blades to the shinobi's throat but Kurotsuchi wasn't worried. Any minute now, her comrades would swing over with Chi-Chi in hand and then Temari would fly them back to the Marine's ship where they'd all collect a handsome payday.
Except, as minutes passed, nothing happened. In fact, if Kurotsuchi strained her ears, it sounded like… sex?!
"What the?! What are you two doing over there?!" she finally yelled only to get a round of laughs from the Harem Pirates.
"Sounds to me like your girlfriends are getting treated right," Reiju chuckled, shedding her clothes and revealing her bountiful true form. Sanju walked up, spanking her sister on her giant, bubbly butt before exposing herself as well.
"Come on, let's stop beating around the bush! Your ninja pals are probably already cumming their brains out before Master is even back! And if your boss is a lady, she'll be next!"
Kurotsuchi's composure finally broke as the Harem Pirates surrounded her, bound her up and began tempting her with all sorts of sexual offers. The black-haired kunoichi, like her two fellow bounty hunters, didn't last long under the combined prowess of so many horny succubi.
As for Luffy himself, he was rapidly approaching the Branch 8 flagship on his wings. Every cannonball fired his way was easily swatted aside, if that. Luffy sometimes just let them hit him, laughing as their explosions did almost nothing to him.
Right before he landed on Nelson's ship, though, he spotted the leader of the Lost Shinobi and even he did a double-take.
She was gorgeous, an absolute bombshell that left him baffled. How could someone this drop-dead beautiful be working as some shady bounty hunter group.
While not overly tall at five-foot-eight, she had a presence that demanded attention. Silky, deep red-brown hair that was styled into a massive wave of spikes like a herringbone went all the way down to the back of her knees, plus a topknot on her head. Said hair also obscured one eye, leaving one bright green orb that even from here Luffy could tell was drinking him in.
Her body, however, is stole his breath. A perfect, immaculate hourglass contained in a luxurious blue silk dress, with only a yellow belt around her waist for some contrast. From here, he could see the swell of a pair of H-cups, bouncing lightly even from her breathing. And while her hair obscured it, Luffy was already picturing the mouthwateringly juicy, giant butt she'd have to balance out a rack like that.
"Alright, time to show off!" he chuckled before flying right above the flagship and hiding his wings. He plummeted out of the sky like a stone, making Nelson and the other Marines gawp in shock. His legs were still ramrod straight as he crashed into the ship's deck, wood splintering as he landed without a care.
The stunning woman whistled, clearly impressed. "Hello there, handsome. You wouldn't happen to be the captain of those pirates there, would you?"
"Hehehe, yep! The name's Monkey D. Luffy! Now, what's a beauty like you doing on this dump?"
The auburn-haired lady actually blushed a bit before speaking up, her voice just as sultry as Luffy imagined. "I'm Mei Terumi, leader of the Lost Shinobi. We're a bounty hunter group, and we just got to the East Blue a few days ago. The living tub of lard here offered my band a handsome payday if we found the girl with info on the Dragon Ball."
"Oh, I see. Well, if you want, I can give you way more money than this guy's got!"
"WHAAAAAAT?!" Nelson whined, "You sea dog! You think you can just barge onto my ship and corral my hired hands into your crew?!"
"Yep! And before that, this is your warning. Lay off of Chi-Chi, or I'll make you sorry."
The bloated Marine just laughed. "Oh, that's rich coming from you! I have a fleet of almost twenty ships under my command! You're just some cocky kid on some old boats!"
"Old?" Mei suddenly said, her voice completely cold, "Did you just call me old?"
"What?! Of course not, I was referring to this trollop's old boats-!"
"YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!" Mei suddenly roared, steam literally pouring off her body. While Luffy could appreciate the pun, he was stunned at how angry she was getting over a simple misunderstanding.
"N-Now, Miss Terumi, let's just calm down and-!"
"MISS! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME BEING UNMARRIED?!"
Her hand suddenly lashed around the hapless Marine's throat who tried to calm her, only for him to start screaming in pain as the steam wafting around Mei actually began to burn and scald his skin.
"Whoa…" Luffy watched in shock as Mei dropped a thoroughly charred corpse onto the deck, the poor sap's skin burnt bright red.
"Sorry about that, I have a little bit of a temper."
"No problem, that was pretty rude of them," Luffy played along, "So, about joining my crew. For one, I have way more money than these guys."
"Oh yeah? How much?"
"I dunno, lost count. I'm pretty sure it's in the billions, but I have crewmates to track that for me."
Mei sauntered a bit closer. "Oh, really? These guys offered twenty million beris for the job."
"Heh, that's chump change for me! And besides that, I can give you something else…"
Luffy suddenly released his true form, growing to fifteen feet tall and layered in hundreds of pounds of massive, dense muscles that rippled and flexed with even the tiniest movement. Of course, given Mei's much shorter height, all she noticed was the single most massive dick she'd ever seen, now staring her right in the eyes.
"Oh my god! You're hung like a Sea King!"
"Hehe, you bet! You think that's big? You might wanna duck!"
Mei flattened herself onto the deck, then gaped in pure awe as Luffy's cock not only ripped clean out of his jean shorts but then blanketed her in shadow. It was as thick as she was wide! And the smell! In an instant, she became addicted to that musky, pungent smell and could actually feel Luffy's cannon-sized testicles rumbling to produce an absolute flood of cum thicker than glue.
"You pervert! Put that thing away!"
"Oh yeah, forgot about you," Luffy noted, "Hey Mei, you might want to see this!"
The bounty hunter reluctantly crawled out from her spot under Luffy's prick to watch as the man who already mesmerized her fire a thin beam of purple energy out of his finger which easily cut through Nelson's blubbery hide and pierced his chest.
"Hell Garrote," Luffy said calmly before yanking back, the energy wire slicing clean through Nelson up his torso and out through the top of his head. The commodore was dead in an instant from his brain being sliced.
Now it was Mei's turn to gape at how powerful Luffy was, plus she was grateful she'd never have to listen to that beached whale of a Marine bark orders anymore.
"What are you?"
"I'm an incubus-man!" Luffy flexed his biceps, the muscles bulging into foot-high peaks, "And one day, I'm gonna be King of the Pirates and have the world's largest harem!"
"A harem?! You mean, having multiple-?!"
"Women? Yep! In fact, I guess you could say they're like wives!"
"W-W-Wives?!" Mei suddenly started blushing like mad, fanning her face like she was a shy, innocent maiden and not a fearsome former shinobi.
"Hehehe, and that's not all! Thanks to my Devil Fruit, I get stronger the more women I have AND they get super strong too! And you've already got a kickass Devil Fruit, so I can definitely use someone like you!"
"R-R-Really?!"
"Uh-huh! And, once you're a succubus like the rest of my crew, you'll never get any older, you'll never get sick, you'll only get pregnant if you want to, AND now all of my girls can recover from any injury! So, what do you say…"
Just to complete the look, Luffy knelt down on one knee. Even now, he still stood head and shoulders above Mei with his muscles completely shadowing her body while his gargantuan fuck-log rested on the deck.
"…Mei Terumi, will you marry me?!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Mei leapt right into Luffy's chest and began peppering every square inch of his muscled frame with kisses. Luffy just laughed, grabbing ahold of her behind and feeling the impressively thick cheeks.
"Yep, didn't disappoint! You're gonna be so damn hot when I'm done!"
"Okay, Mei, how about I take care of these guys and clean them out while you wait here?"
"O-Okay, Captain!"
"I prefer Master, actually."
"Sure thing, Master~!" Mei squealed, seeming even happier calling him that. And with that, Luffy casually barged his way into Nelson's ship and began plundering away.
He didn't even bother going through doors at this point, simply barreling through walls like a wrecking ball and collecting any valuables he came across. Any Marine stupid enough to challenge him was met with either another Hell Garrote, or a punch strong enough to blow an average man to pieces.
Luffy soon arrived on top of the flagship, hauling crates and chests full of cash, gold and gems on his back. He had to give Nelson credit, he was no slouch when it came to money. Luffy set the whole lot down on what used to be Nelson's massive bed, Mei having tossed the commodore's corpse into the sea.
And from there, the incubus-man literally jumped from one ship to the fleet to another, usually hard enough to send any Marine flying into the ocean if they weren't secure or below deck. As he tore through each ship, the pile of treasure grew so large that it eventually filled the surface of the immense mattress and had to be gathered up.
The only break came when he found one ship, at the very rightmost edge of the fleet. As soon as Luffy touched down, he smelled it.
"Another woman, here? Awesome!"
Luffy was more careful here, minimizing the damage so he wouldn't literally rock the boat too much. Soon, he reached the brig in the bottommost level of the ship and inside was another surprise.
Inside the lone cell was a blonde woman, looking incredibly bored. Her hair was styled into twin tails, while her outfit left much more open to the eye. A yellow leather corset with black capital Qs on each cup, a matching pair of yellow leather shorts so short they only covered her nethers, and her long legs exposed with one in a pink stocking and the other in a fishnet.
Combining all of that with her haughty demeanor, plus the deep red lipstick and eyes accentuated with purple eyeshadow, she looked more like some eccentric model than a criminal. It was then that Luffy noticed the Seastone cuffs binding her hands together.
"Hey, what's someone like you doing here?"
The blonde seemed ready to talk down to him until she truly looked and soon her gaze was directed up, at a face past so much brawn that it made her blush.
"I-I was captured by these Marines, sir," she tried to play coy, "But I swear, I'm innocent! Please, take these awful handcuffs off! They're hurting my wrists!"
Playing dumb, Luffy simply tore the wrought iron door off its hinges and squeezed inside the cell before ripping the shackles off like they were paper.
"Hey, the prisoner is loose!" A group of six Marines charged down the corridor. The blonde smirked as her body changed into some kind of thick, pink liquid and slinking around Luffy before reforming on the other side of the cell.
"Ohohohohoho! You fools thought you could imprison me?!" Her arms turned pink before releasing a wave of liquid that easily knocked them all back and left them sputtering.
"Damn, what Devil Fruit is that?" Luffy asked, the only one she hadn't targeted.
"The Syrup-Syrup Fruit! I'm quite proud of it! I am Honey Queen of the Trump Pirates."
"Trump Pirates, huh? Never heard of them…"
Honey Queen blinked at that before leading Luffy back onto the deck, bragging about how her "siblings" had the perfect plan to conquer the Grand Line. According to her, they had turned Clockwork Island, an otherwise unremarkable scientific research outpost, into a gigantic cannon with the capability of firing anywhere in the world.
Once they came back to the ship's deck, plenty of Marines either laying broken or drowned in syrup, Luffy asked the obvious question.
"Why are you telling me all about your old crew and plans?"
Honey Queen just tittered as if it was obvious. "Because it's obvious you're far stronger than my old captain, not to mention swinging around a cock as big as I am! And that's why I want to join your crew!"
Luffy smiled, wondering just why she was being so calm this whole time. He had Honey Queen hop onto his dick, straddling her legs across its massive thickness and quickly felt her willpower slip away. By the time Luffy deposited the treasure back on the flagship, the haughty blonde was shamelessly grinding her pussy along his length and giving him a delirious ahegao as if this alone was making her orgasm.
"Oh, Master! Who's this?" Mei asked.
"Oh, her? This is Honey Queen, some pirate Nelson had captured. She's part of my crew too!"
Mei blinked for a moment before going along with her "husband." If he wanted to add more women to his harem, who was she to complain? And besides that, if he truly grew stronger by expanding his roster then denying another was only a liability. Especially when said woman was wanted for 7.8 million beris and had possibly the only Logia Devil Fruit in the East Blue!
From there, looting the rest of the fleet was a bore. Nelson's mattress now easily had hundreds of millions of beri worth of gold and jewels stacked up with Mei and Honey Queen on top. In a flash of purple light, Luffy teleported them and the treasure haul back to the Lothario.
"Welcome back, Master!"
"Ooooh, more new sluts! We've already tied up the other ones!"
"MONEY! Look at all that treasure!"
"M-M-Miss Terumi!"
The gorgeous redhead turned to see her own Lost Shinobi, all tied helplessly on the black ship's deck. All three of them were blushing like mad, first from being stripped and restrained. Then from realizing that their ropes crisscrossed over their chests and butts to make them look as scandalous as possible! Then from the rest of these horny bimbos teasing and kissing them nonstop until this Luffy finally came back! It was the most humiliating moment of their mercenary band…
That is, until they finally laid eyes on Luffy. All of them had to crane their necks to try and see his face. Instead, all they saw was a cock so gargantuan it immediately made them forget their horrible defeat. It made their quims burn with a need long suppressed by their training.
"So, you guys are ninja, huh? Cool! I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and you probably already know this, but this crew here is my personal harem!"
"All of them?!" Temari balked.
"Hehehe, yep! With Chi-Chi, I've got fifty-seven ladies just for me! And, once your whole band plus Honey Queen joins me, that'll put me over five dozen!"
As he laughed, Luffy split himself off into five clones. Two of them gently lifted Mei and Honey Queen off the bed of treasure, the others ripped the ropes off the captured mercs.
"Well, the three of you hurt my crew," he said grimly, "I can only think of one punishment for you…"
The trio gulped, futilely trying to escape the half-nelson hold each of them were stuck in. But being bound by arms thicker than their torsos, and hoisted several feet off the ground, they could only gulp as the duo of Luffys stared them down. Mei and Honey Queen were facing each other on the deck, both stripping themselves naked right in front of them.
"Oh, Master? Your new wife is ready to consummate our union…"
"If she's your wife, then I'll be your hooker! Just shove that monster in me already!"
"You can't be serious…" Kurenai muttered, "What's our punishment?"
The Luffy holding her looked down and smirked. "You all have to watch and see what you're missing!"
As one, Mei and Honey Queen hollered in pure ecstasy as each were speared by a cock that magically resized itself to perfectly fill their pussies. They came immediately, then thrusted their hips back to try and sheathe Luffy's dick in them even deeper.
The three kunoichi all watched in complete shock as Mei, their leader and the most unflappable woman they'd ever met, moaned like a whore and actively screamed for Luffy to ram her even harder. They could swear they heard the wood beneath her creak from the force of every thrust, but Mei's eyes rolled back into her head and her tongue was out like a dog in heat.
"Gods… It looks so good…"
"Mmmmph… My pussy is burning…"
"Can't… Reach… Damn it…"
"That's it, take a good long look," the Luffy holding Kurotsuchi said, "That could've been you right now, but nobody disrespects my crew. And they're not the only ones…"
The three kunoichi noticed that every other member of Luffy's crew weren't holding back either, revealing their own forms. Now all of his harem girls stood anywhere from ten to twelve feet tall, strutting around with tits several times larger than the kunoichis' heads and asses they could use as seats.
All around the two rutting studs, the girls began shamelessly kissing, fondling and fingering each other in a lesbian orgy larger than anything the three stern-minded mercs had seen.
"Mmmm, Chi-Chi, you're breasts have become so big and bouncy!" Carina cooed, "I could just motorboat them all day!"
"CHI-CHI?!" the three cried.
"Ooooh, yeah, you like my fat knockers, huh?! Well I like the sound of you eating me out more!" The shy, sweet island maiden the Lost Shinobi were targeting suddenly grabbed the blue-haired thief and suddenly shoved her head between her thick thighs, moaning as Carina's tongue began to furiously lick at her clit.
"Hehehe, attagirl!" the Luffy holding Temari cheered.
"Wh-What did you do to her?!"
"Oh, her? I just gave her all the perks of joining my crew! A smoking hot body that'll never age, being super strong, and way more! So, what do you three say? You want in?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEES! I HATE BEING A BOUNTY HUNTER! I WANNA SUCK YOUR FAT COCK INSTEAD!"
"I WANT MY ASS POUNDED SO HARD I CAN'T SIT DOWN! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!"
"LET ME BATHE IN YOUR CUM! I WANT THESE SLUTTY BIMBOS TO LICK ME CLEAN!"
"Ahahahaha! Sounds like three yeses to me! Alright, you two, stop holding back and let loose!"
The pair of clones fucking Mei and Honey Queen went from moderate, rhythmic pounding to full-force hip slamming that made the women delirious and leaving puddles on the deck before their stomachs were bloated with Luffy's enchanted cum.
"Alright, your turn!" The three other Luffys crowed before changing positions slightly to give his newest girls what they craved.
Temari was held upside-down, sliding his cock down her gullet with a muffled scream as he throat was filled to the brim. As she did, Luffy shamelessly leaned down to lick her leaking muff in a standing 69-position only possible because of the impossible length of his dick.
Kurenai was turned around, licking and moaning her Master's massive brawn as his cock plunged in and out of her back door just as she wished.
And Kurotsuchi was using her entire naked body to jerk off the enormous erection in front of her, the waves of pre-cum lubricating her so she could move faster.
Then, all at once, three more geysers of white spurted out. While Kurostsuchi got her wish, being quickly swarmed by her new crewmates while she scooped up some from herself. Not only was she astonished with how thick and delicious it was, but at how her body instantly began changing.
The three Lost Shinobi blossomed into tall, outragesouly stacked bombshells just as Mei and Honey Queen did. And now that his ladies were tended to, there was one final issue to solve.
Obviously, the Marines were going to report about Nelson's death and their ships being robbed. But Luffy didn't want the World Government to know about him just yet. And he still felt like showing off.
With one massive leap, he soared hundreds of feet into the air before summoning his wings to keep him aloft. His body began glowing with infernal energy until two violet orbs formed around his palms.
"Hell Bombardier!"
As he thrashed his arms out like he was throwing punches, blasts of energy ripped away from him and flew across the oceans. By the time the Marines looked up, they saw hundreds of these blasts rocketing towards their fleet. In seconds, they were all consumed by the blasts and blown apart. In a few moments, all that remained of Branch Eight was some flotsam drifting away and tattered uniforms.
"Holy shit…" the former Lost Shinobi all muttered, now more grateful than ever they never picked a fight with him.
Luffy then landed back on the Lothario, rotating his neck like annihilating hundreds of Marines was a light warm-up.
"Alright, that takes care of that! But before I start fucking all day until we get back to Reverse Mountain, there's one thing I wanna know…"
He then pointed at Mei. "…What's up with the whole 'Lost Shinobi' thing?"
Mei was quick to explain. Sometime in the distant past, there were several groups of shinobi in the land of Wano who refused to follow the Kozuki Family. They then fled the Grand Line and moved to the relatively more docile South Blue and founded a new country on a massive island that they called Monde Shinobi.
These shinobi have long since mastered the power of chakra, an internal energy source not unlike Haki. Rather than being the manifestation of willpower, chakra comes from the user's stamina which comes from both physical training and mental concentration. Chakra is also far more versatile with its applications ranging from climbing up walls or walking on water to performing all sorts of powerful techniques they called jutsu.
However, as time progressed, the various clans fought and bickered until they began a never ending series of wars and grudges dubbed the Warring States Period. It lasted for centuries, Monde Shinobi becoming a near uninhabitable wasteland until the most powerful shinobi of all, Hashirama Senju, successfully brokered treaties with the more peaceful clans and "persuaded" the more violent ones.
Thus the island became home to the five Hidden Ninja Villages each set among a different region with its own clans and ruling bodies. However, Hashirama died shortly after the villages' founding and with his strength gone the fighting resumed in a different fashion. Now it was a matter of one village waging war with another with large, organized armies or using espionage to gain an advantage.
In the seventy years since the villages' founding, there had already been three "Ninja World Wars" and the peace had only been maintained this long thanks to the Great Pirate Era bringing many more intruders to Monde Shinobi in the past few decades. It at least provided some sort of common enemy for ninja of different villages, plus it meant having to patrol the wilder stretches of the island instead of constantly hiding behind their village walls.
"…And if there's one thing shinobi hate, it's having their secrets exposed," Mei finished, "That's why we moved all the way to the East Blue, so that we weren't hunted as rogue ninja. If we were to be discovered, we would either be interrogated by an enemy village or executed as traitors by our home village."
"Man, that place sounds awful…" Luffy sympathized, "Are you all from the same village?"
"No, actually," Temari said, "I'm from Suna, the Hidden Sand Village. My brother is actually the leader of Suna, the Kazekage. Unfortunately, something's happened to him recently that's made him very unstable. He just attacks people and one day he decided to toss me away…"
"I'm from Iwa, the Hidden Stone Village," Kurotsuchi added, "And my grandfather is the current Tsuchikage. I was supposed to take over for him but my village hates Konoha after the last war. I wanted to ease the tensions between our homes, but some warmongers who want to raze Konoha decided to frame me for revealing hidden secrets and cast me out."
"Konoha is actually my village," Kurenai said shamefully, "It's the Hidden Leaf Village, and still the largest of the main five, and for the longest time it actually advocated for peace. That is until the previous Hokage was assassinated by Danzo, a madman who wants nothing more than to destroy the other villages."
"And I'm supposed to be the Mizukage in charge of the Hidden Mist Village," Mei ended with a bite in her tone, "Until some psycho named Yagura launched a coup and now the village is bed of nutjobs and killers, even by Monde Shinobi standards."
"Yep, sounds like you all haven't changed…"
Kurenai turned and dropped her jaw. "Anko?! What are you doing here?!"
"Had the same idea as you, except that scaly bastard has way more reach through the underworld."
"Wait, you're a ninja too?" Luffy asked.
"I was, until that Orochimaru kidnapped me from Konoha, did a bunch of freaky experiments that screwed up my chakra, and then put me up for that botched job that got me a bounty. So yeah, I got double screwed over before I met you."
"There's something else I don't get," Zora wondered, "If you all are ninja with this chakra stuff, why do so many of you have Devil Fruit powers?"
"Because of these…" Mei, Temari and Kurotsuchi pointed to their stomachs were a complex series of characters were shaped into a spiral around their navels.
"These are seals designed to suppress all chakra, it's standard procedure to do this to shinobi after their tried and exiled from any of the major villages so they can't join an enemy," Mei said sadly, "So, we smuggled our way to some Devil Fruits that somewhat recreate our jutsu. Kurenai here is the exception, since she managed to actually escape so she can still use her unique genjutsu."
"Hang on, I'll fix this!" Luffy let his energy flow into the four sealed shinobi, enveloping their bodies. And yet the seals remained.
"What?!"
"Thank you for trying, Master…" Kurotsuchi sighed, "But only a master of senjutsu, or sealing jutsu, could possibly take these off."
Luffy looked down and saw the quartet looking dejected, clearly disappointed at this. His fists tightened and added another target to his list. He'd take care of that Azami Nakiri in the West Blue and those ninja villages in the South.
And besides, it would be such a shame to let all the needy women in both of those seas go without! Heck, he'd find an excuse to go to the North Blue too!
"Girls, I promise one day I'll find a way to fix this. But for now, let's get to business! Set a course for Reverse Mountain! Until we reach the Grand Line, let's go crazy!"
The very idea made the many, many ladies of the Harem Pirates cheer and shout. As soon as their course was ready, nobody would focused on anything other than rampant, raging sex for quite some time!
And thus, Luffy's got three ships ready for the Grand Line a crew of over sixty! Next time, those poor sods at Whiskey Peak won't know what hit them!
King of Two Courts, A fanfiction by Milo F. Waters