I have a lot of crazy dreams. And I mean a lot. I'm an author after all. The shit I've written and seen over the years… You'd think I had some super traumatic childhood and life, right? How the hell did I get this fucked up?
I don't blame Pokemon. I was a perverted bastard from the moment I was born. Long before I ever watched a single episode of Pokemon or any of those silly Disney furry Indoctrination movies like the Lion King, I had a stuffed dog toy. Poor Wolfy… Oh well.
"Annh~! Ash~!"
"Misty~! Mmmn~!"
Like a lot of my dreams, it was from third person. Or some perspective I didn't really understand. Sometimes switching from one body to another.
There was a tan skinned boy with black hair and brown eyes, fucking a skinny orange-haired girl with her hands pressed against a tree. They were just casually having sex in the middle of the wilderness. They looked somewhat similar to Anime characters, but more… Realistic. It was confusing though. The pale-skinned girl had small breasts, short and thin orange hair on her tiny mound.
I watched by the side, casually floating around at will. Staring into that winking pink anus and getting distracted for a while… Then it was covered up by Ash's right thumb as he shoved it inside.
"Mmn~! Ash, don't~!"
"Heheh~! Don't worry, I'm just playing~!"
"Asshole, mmf~! You better pull out this time! I'm only-Mmf~! I'm too young to have kids!"
"Hey, I don't wanna have kids yet either!"
Ash snickered and thrust his hips harder. I looked up at his cute and childish face, then floated over to his shoulder and sat down casually. Watching as he fucked that tiny pale ass like a jackhammer! That bastard was really strong too! No, they both were… They were Pokemon Trainers after all.
"I'm cumming!"
"Pull out! Ang~!" She screamed at him, but had an insane orgasm and didn't have the presence of mind to care anymore.
"Oops…" In his post-nut clarity, Ash pulled his small tan cock out of her similarly small pussy and a bunch of creamy white juices were queefed out with a funny sound. Bubbling and foaming, he felt a sense of anxiety and apprehension.
"Damn it, Ash! You're gonna get me pregnant one of these days!"
"Sorry… I don't know what came over me…"
I know what. It was 'me'. Because I wanted to feel that sense of relief. That sense of pleasure. Without any of the guilt or remorse that would come afterwards. I just did whatever the fuck I wanted. It wasn't like in reality… Also, this was just a weird dream about some horny hentai version of Ash and Misty!
"Ash, you asshole~! Heheh~!"
"Ash, wake up~!"
"Ash!"
I opened my eyes in shock and confusion. Feeling tired and groggy. I breathed in the thick musky smell of my room. After all, not to mention my own smell, I literally fucked a 'horse' here last night and she came all over the place. Still haven't cleaned it up yet. No wait, that wasn't last night, that was the morning. It was dark in the room, but not pitch-black, since it was still daytime. Basically went to sleep in the morning and woke up before dark. Totally normal.
"Mew~!" I heard a cute voice and looked down with a smile. Then my smile froze, because I wasn't holding a cat-like Pokemon. It was a girl. A young girl with pale skin, short orange hair, some freckles on her cheeks and bright green eyes.
I was only 5'7", but she was a few inches shorter than me. Not really a big deal, sure. But she was very skinny and her face looked kinda young. She could still probably pass as an adult though. I know that when I was fourteen, I basically stopped growing and already looked like I was 30, so it felt slightly less fucked up somehow.
"Phew… Mew, good morning to you too." I hugged her against my similarly pale body and she squeezed my ass, rubbing her crotch against my dick. She lifted her left leg up and wrapped around behind my thigh, then used her right hand to adjust my cock straight into her tight, 'virgin' slit. She even moaned in pain and pleasure, as if she was really being deflowered.
"Mew-mew…" She whispered to me as her lips pressed against mine. My breath was actually surprisingly not that bad, probably because of some weird magical properties of Mew juice or some other weird magical trick she used on me. Of course, Misty's mouth tasted just like 'usual'.
"You're such a naughty cat." I snickered and rubbed my hands down her skinny, slightly toned back, grabbing her soft cheeks and spreading them apart with my fingers. I didn't even hesitate for a moment to shove the tips of my middle fingers inside while grasping them. In fact, she did the same to me!
"One of these days, I'm gonna wake up with a cock in my ass."
"Mew~! Hihihi~!" She stuck out her tongue cutely and then started licking my short, trimmed bearded chin. Those lips pressed against mine again as I rolled over onto my back. Then she sat upright, her sexy small breasts and flat belly on full display. She moved up and down rapidly and gyrated her hips, moaning loudly!
*Bang-bang-bang~!* There was a loud knock on the door that scared the shit out of both of us!
"Will you keep it down in there?!" My mother whisper-yelled from the other side, "If you're gonna play with your toys and watch porn, at least do it quietly! I hope you don't have the window open!"
I could see Misty's face turn scarlet from embarrassment, but she still kept riding me slowly and quietly. I could hear the lock on the doorknob turn and click. Obviously she did it herself to make sure my mother didn't come barging inside.
"Sorry, I'll keep it down." What else was I supposed to say? I'm fucking a Pokemon, pretending to be an underage Anime girl? For fuck's sake! Things were awkward enough as they were! At least she wouldn't think I was completely depraved and insane, only extremely lonely and desperate.
"And make sure to put your dirty blankets and sheets in the wash! I can smell the BO from our room out here! It's not good, you can get skin infections and-"
"Okay, I got it!" I shouted while squeezing Misty's ass tighter and she almost cried out, but covered her mouth, her belly writhing and gyrating as she moved.
"Sorry, I'll stop bothering you." I could hear my mother walking away outside my room and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fucking A… I'm thirty years old and it feels like I'm a teenager again… No wait, when I was a teenager, it was way less embarrassing."
"Hihihi~!" Mew laughed at me and moved her hips faster, up and down, her ridges and bumps rubbing along my shaft, tempting me to release the pressure… Just let go and cum inside.
"Hey Mew… You're not gonna get pregnant, right?" As I said that, she smirked at me. I looked down at her tiny pink clit and those thin lips, as they swallowed my dark-tan cock and then revealed it again.
"You're just fucking with me."
"Mew~!" She suddenly pulled upwards and grabbed my dick with her right hand, jerking me off against her nubile pussy. The moment I didn't have that tightness, pressure and anxiety anymore, I couldn't help spraying my load across her clit, lips and then inside of her vagina. Because of course she wouldn't let me completely cum outside. And she also wouldn't let me 'stop' now. Mew still hadn't had her fill!
"It's not that I'm afraid of having kids. I'm definitely old enough. But I just don't think our financial situation is really the best for raising children at the moment… Mmnf~!" She cut me off by pressing her lips against mine and shoving her tongue into my mouth. Then she caressed my cheeks, slamming her ass down over and over again. Until she finally spasmed and collapsed onto my chest. Those tiny tits pressing against my hairy pecs.
I didn't try to say anything else. She didn't want me to say anything else. We just laid there and made out for another ten minutes. My cock still inside of her pussy, throbbing and wanting to release again for the second time. Her 'bladder' pressed against mine. The difference being that I just woke up and was a normal human, while she was some kinda weird transdimensional cat-girl. I wasn't sure whether she even had internal organs in the conventional sense.
"Mew-mew." She giggled and crawled down, kneeling between my legs. Then she started jerking me off slowly, licking and sucking my tip. She looked up at me with that almost cat-like Anime girl face. Those big green eyes flashing with amusement as I got closer and closer. Then she stopped at the last moment.
"I think you're definitely a sadist. Ow~!" I regretted saying that, because she immediately started playing with my balls roughly and it legitimately hurt. I was worried she might accidentally twist one or whatever, but it felt so good when she sucked and jerked me off… So I just ignored the pain and consequences. Indulging in the pleasure. A very normal response from a normal person.
"Mmf~!" I finally grunted and came into her mouth! She seemed to slurp it all up immediately. I could hear her gulping sounds that were obviously exaggerated for me to be more 'tantalized' and aroused. She looked up at me the whole time, stroking my slimy shaft with those soft, pale fingers.
"Thanks." I reached down and 'petted' her orange hair. She smiled up at me with some cum still dripping from her lips and down her chin, "You're so adorable."
"Mew-mew~!" She giggled and then transformed into a pink cat. I mean, a Mew. Floating over onto my chest and rubbing her soft face against mine, "Mew…"
It was the start of yet another wonderful, productive day as a hardcore smut-peddler with a video-game addicted girlfriend…
Life is actually pretty awesome now. If the refrigerator actually worked, I would have still suspected that this was just a dream. But not only did the refrigerator break, we had no stove, the sink wouldn't drain properly and it took me like five minutes to lock the back door after letting the 'real' cat inside the house.
So I'd say this is still 'real life'. All the pains, discomforts and bullshit involved in that…
I was just lucky enough that my fucked up mind seems to have intrigued and attracted a god-like mystical existence named Mew.