"Isha help I kidnapped a child of the Emperor" it yell as I teleport back to my claimed space in the warp while holding the unconscious body of Angron.
"You what?" I hear her shrill shriek and with a thought I create a full house and yard around the previously singular table so I can lay the boy on the new couch.
"He was being forced to kill his adoptive father by a bunch of humans that put these nasty nails in his brain" I hand the nails to her and she takes one look at them and flinches back from disgust.
"Ugh I hate things like these" she spoke before dropping it into a trash can I made that actually just vaporised it.
"What do I do about the kid Isha?" I ask to get her back on track to helping me not have to beat the shit out of revelations should he come for his son and think I kidnapped him (which I technically did but shut up).
"Well you did save him so he might not take offence from your stealing of him" she shrugged and a grumbles about old ladies not being helpful to which she gave me a much to sweet smile.
"Care to repeat that Tet" I shook my head and turned back to Angron to wake him up and change the subject.
I hear the boy grumble as he wakes slowly before his memories kick back in and he bolts up right while grabbing the first thing in reach to use as a weapon.
"Where am I?" The voice that comes from his throat is much gravelier than I expected for somebody with such a young body but I guess that it was from a lack of food and water.
"Hi I'm Tet. I stole you and all the other slaves of Nuceria before completely wiping the planet of all life" I say cheerfully before pointing at the screen behind him that displayed his people settling in on disboard.
He sags at the mention of his fellow slaves being ok before brandishing the makeshift weapon again before he notices what he grabbed.
For a moment he just stares uncomprehendingly at the fluffy stuffed bear in his hand before just kinda shrugging and throwing it at my head so he can grab something else.
I catch the bear and place him back in his little spot on the living room table as both me and Isha watch the boy sprint over to the kitchen and grab one of the knifes to brandish instead.
"So now that you have a weapon to make yourself feel safer could we talk" I say as I take a seat on one of the three couches while Isha copies me and sits on the couch next to mine.
After less than a second of hesitation where his incrediblly disigned brain goes over the pros and cons of doing so faster than most people take to blink he grunts and takes a seat across from both of us.
"Who are you and don't think I have forgotten about you not answering my previous question" I nod and start to explain.
"Well as I said before I'm Tet. What I didn't say before is that I'm the god of games and this lady beside me is Isha the goddess of life from the Eldar Pantheon" I don't mind repeating myself and instead I hand the where we are to Isha as she most likely can explain it in a way he can understand.
"We are currently in the immaterium or as your race calls it the warp, this place is the origin of all thought and souls while simultaneously being the by-product of the thoughts and feelings of those races that have souls" he nodded as she explain and I took a quick peek in his head to see if he really understood it and thankfully some of the preprogrammed knowledge that revelations had put in his son seemed to connect the final dots he needed to truely understand.
"The specific place in the warp is the personal domain of Tet here basically being his home" I took back over and explained about how I had removed the butchers nails from him and all of his people's head but wasn't able to save his father as the deamons of the warp had already taken his soul.
"Thank you for aiding me" he spoke after a small moment to morn his father.
"Think nothing of it infact it's incrediblly likely that more of your brothers will come here soon" he looked confused so I gave him a quick run down on the fact that he was disigned to be a general in a massive war but he was stolen and placed on a world that would have seen him driven mad to the point of becoming a slave again after being freed by the Emperor.
"Why would more of my brother's come here though?" He asked and I was happy to display on the screen some of the possible outcomes of what me not doing anything would do to them.
He stared intently as the display showed his brother's falling to the temptations of chaos or being tricked into their clutches by means totally outside their own control before he stood and excused himself to the bathroom as the screen showed what would of happened to him.
When he returned he had a fire in his eyes and I could feel a psykic pull on the warp around us attracting it to him and being converted into waves of emotion that I could feel even without using any power.
"I want to help my brothers" he said resolutely while placing a closed fist over his heart in a makeshift salute which I quickly dismissed with a wave of my hand.
"Good because you brother Magnus is about to do something incredibly stupid and try to make a deal with the god of change" I smile at the boy and snap my fingers freezing time completely for this entire universe including the warp.
"Now this next part is a secret so I'm going to have to put you under a geas" I create the paper that explains the details of his side of the contract.
The contract in simple terms is that he would be transported to a place he can train at for as long as he needs while time remains frozen here, of cause it was much more complex than that as I had to word it in a way that would explicitly cross out all loopholes I could of used so that he would agree.
He reads the paper multiple times to make sure he has not missed anything before nodding and bitting into his thumb to draw blood so he can sign it.
"With that the deal is struck" I clap my hands and both myself and him are pulled out of the Warhammer universe and back into my library (after I make sure that my full body is in the same form of Tet)