As I arrive in this disgusting place I quickly create a peg to place over my nose to block my sence of smell before making my way to the centre of this cursed place while busying myself with creating my gift to the person I had come here to see.
As I arrive Infront of nurgles personal cauldron I cringe just from how it looks before turning my head to the cafe hanging above it. I pay the owner of this place no mind even as he starts to talk and instead I jump up to the cage's door and slip through the gaps to stand Infront of my intended target.
"Hi I'm tet the god of games" I wave at the goddess currently crying tears of blood as some nasty curse of nurgle's dissolves her from the inside out just fast enough to overcome her healing factor.
She gurgles on blood and I frown before giving her a pat on the head while channeling more holy magic though her than most full Gods entire divities which completely rids her body of all negative effects and converts what Evers left into her own power to replenish it.
She coughs a bunch and I pat her back to help her breath even as I pay the increasing irate nurgle no mind. When he decides to try and do something about me intruding and healing his 'guest' I just surround the cage in a barrier and continue ignoring him.
"T-tha-ank yo-u" she coughs up a black substance that I transmutate into butterflies before continuing "t-tet, you have my gratitude for h-healing me but I must beg for you aid in leaving this a-accursed place I have found myself in for millennia" I grin as I notice her speaking getting better in real time and nod my head at her request.
"Sure miss, you can come with me. I've been wanting somebody to show my world to ever since I formed" I say with a beaming smile before warping us both cage and all to my claimed space in the warp, not before I set fire to the rot father's garden.
When we arrived at my claimed space I quickly dissolved the cage into nothingness and created a table a chairs for us to sit at and talk.
I helped her sit in the chair (after changing its form when I saw that she had digitigrade legs instead of plantigrade like humans. Most likely a mutation from nurgle's garden) I used a bit of time fuckery to bring a perfectly prepared cup of tea from the time of her family for her to drink.
"Thank you" she spoke softly as if she thought this was a dream she would wake from to find herself back in that garden, I smiled at her happily before I created a large viewing screen that showed my planet to her.
"This is disboard, my planet and if you already didn't notice from the warp around us it is completely impossible for fighting to happen" I say with a grin as I show her the incredibly sights of disboard, from the elf's homeland to the towering chess pieces that littered the planet.
"It is a lovely planet Tet and I must thank you again for you aid in escaping from nurgle" my face scrunches up at the mention of nurgle so to distract he and myself I create a chess board on the table we sit at while also transferring the knowledge of how to play to her.
She hums as she takes the knowledge and when I gesture to the board she takes the distraction for what it is and makes her first move. We play the first game mostly in silence while also watching the changing view displayed on the screen when she suddenly speaks up.
"You said before that you wear the god of games. How did you manage to become so powerful as to casually stroll into nurgle's garden and free me" I hum as I take her room from her and explain.
"Its quite simple and even a bit funny" I grin at her "see its entirety the chaos gods fault for my power because of a very small naming error" I form small tokens each displaying the original thre chaos gods "back before the war in heaven that wiped all the old ones out the chaos gods were restricted to a much smaller area and while fighting for this space they called this war between themselves the great game" I watch her face morph into confusion before clearing up into wonder.
"And even after they came to rule the warp almost uncontested they still called it the great game" it doesn't take more than that for her to form her own conclusion.
"As the god of games you have power over all games even something like the great game" I smiled at her and nodded before with one move I placed her king in checkmate.
"Well how is the power I gave you settling in" I ask out of the blue so she stops overthinking my completely made up origin.
"Ah, it has helped me recover almost all of my lost power from lack of worship" she vows her head a bit and I give her a pat to make her look up.
"Don't bow to me, I don't want or require praise/worship from anyone" I shake my head before a visible exclamation point appears above my head which Isha stares at until I yell.
"You have another sibling that's alive" I exclaim before with minimal effort I rip a hole into the webway and right into the black library while also making sure as to not cause any damage otherwise my own library would get upset with me.
"I do?" Isha says as she watches me casually do more damage to the webway than all of the necrons combined.
"Yeah I can't remember his name but he's the god of comedy I think" I mumble that last part trying to remember if that was his domain or if it was something like laughter.