"Remind me again why I'm in a bath with rose petals and existential dread?"
I stared at the water, now pink from the mixture of oils, and contemplated drowning myself before the system could assign another quest.
> [System Alert]
💦 Objective: Look Irresistible While Relaxing
🛁 Side Mission: Accidental Encounter Unlocked
(Warning: Clothing Optional)
My eye twitched. "System. Don't you dare."
> Too late, babe. 😘
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I leaned back, sighing, trying to find peace. My muscles ached from days of social fencing, smirking through my teeth, and pretending I wasn't seconds from breakdown. Being a former male author stuck in his villainess's body was… draining. And hot. Mostly hot.
Just as I began to doze off—
CRASH.
"—Lady Seraphine! Forgive me!" a flustered male voice shouted.
A figure burst in. Tall. Wet. Towel slipping. Muscles everywhere.
It was Prince Caelan.
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"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" I shrieked, hugging myself as he whipped around, hands over his eyes.
"The system—!" he began. "I mean—I was following a magical signature—I didn't mean to—your tub's glowing—!"
> [System Update]
✨ Bath Aura: Activated
💘 Romance Trigger: 65%
🧼 Accidental Ecchi Score: 92%
"I'm going to throw this soap at you," I warned.
Caelan turned halfway, struggling to explain, hair dripping, shirt completely gone.
I chucked a bar of rose-scented soap at his face.
"OUT!"
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Later that evening, I sat in my dressing robe, face flushed, brain melting.
> [System Note]
You're welcome 😌
He's thinking about you now. And your… bubbles.
"System, I swear, if you try to force a towel drop scene next—"
> ☺️ That's Chapter 6, bestie.
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🌙 Meanwhile… Somewhere Else
Aria sat at her window, a letter clutched in her hand.
"Why is she different? What is she hiding?"
The Seraphine she knew never blushed, never bantered. Never danced with Caelan.
Now? The noblemen were circling her like moths.
And Aria? She felt something foreign stir in her chest. It wasn't just suspicion.
It was fear.
And jealousy.
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Back at the estate, I collapsed onto my bed.
Two male leads had seen me at my best.
One had now seen me half-naked.
And the heroine? She was starting to think I wasn't her bestie anymore.
> [System Alert]
🌟 Progress Update:
Prince Route: 72%
Duke Route: 35%
Aria Suspicion: 23%
💥 Drama Incoming: 100%
"Oh no," I muttered.
> Oh yesss 😈
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END OF CHAPTER
🔥 BONUS POV: Prince Caelan After the Bath Disaster
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Prince Caelan Everhart paced his chambers like a soldier with a sword up his ass.
"Why was she naked?!"
Okay, he knew why. It was a bath. But still—Seraphine had never been the vulnerable type. She used to sneer, flirt coldly, ruin reputations for breakfast. But now?
Now she laughed.
Now she teased.
Now she made him forget which one of them was the danger.
He collapsed into a chair, face red, groaning into his hands.
"By the gods," he muttered. "I saw everything."
Worse?
He wanted to see it again.
He wasn't supposed to feel this way about Seraphine. She was the villainess. The one everyone warned him about. And yet—
Her smile last night… the way she danced, glowing like moonlight wrapped in silk…
She was irresistible.
And he was completely, utterly, doomed.
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> END OF BONUS POV 💥