Am I going to reveal my kekei genkai? Sure I would get crazy resources and a fuck ton of wives to fuck but.
"When I'm in a plane with someone who just discovered how to make water into fuel "
I'm going to die gang, assassination attempts everywhere. But this itch is the most annoying thing ever. Imagine a headache and parasthesia all around you.
Yeah I'm going to have to reveal this but downplay it a lot.
'I can summon two wolves but I feel there's something more' Not revealing anything but opens doors for me revealing more shadows.
'No they cannot do anything else because of the restrictions of my low chakra reserves' Same thing basically.
No I'm not going to add more detail to this not because I'm lazy but moreso because the longer the lie is, the more chances it has for holes.
I exit my room and walk directly to the orphanage caretaker.
"I would like to meet with the clan head" I say simply and get to the point.
She just gives me a lazy look and ask "Why?"
"This could benefit the clan and it's way too important for you to know" What else could I say to be honest?
"No"
Why would she respond like this? I've always been a good and quiet child and... I'm a nara and the Nara's are the laziest fucks. Especially kids and they want to skip out on school by convincing the clan head!
Or maybe I'm thinking way too much into this.
"I just want you to etch my name, face and this memory onto your brain when the clan head eventually asks why he didn't know" I say seriously.
"Tell him it's because of you and not allowing me acces to him and it's not my fault for your negligence"
"Ok"
"ETCH THIS INTO YOUR MEMORY!!!!!" I scream out as I walk back to my room and feel the biggest weight lifted off my shoulders.
I'm graduating early. You know why? Because I want to train in an open space and my crampt room, my bed isn't big enough.
What if the dogs just sense them moving at a slow pace but just decide to go fast for some reason and find me? You always have to be careful no matter how unlikely your getting caught.
I have to go to a secure spot outside of the village. Is running away and option? Fuck no, I'd get hunted down or be branded as missing or something.
I just need to get strong enough for them to not think of trying anything (very unlikely with my laziness) or just quit after five years of being a gennin.
"Divine dogs : king Kong and long John" I whisper as the two miniature dogs come out. Yes thats what I'm calling them from now on.
'Hide under the bed and tell me when you can't sense me' I give a mental command as they bark and run under the bed.
I run out of the orphanage and keep saying 'Still sense me?' over and over again and still getting barks meaning yes. Until 172 metres have passed. Yeah I'm smart as fuck and can accurately guess how much distance I ran. Photographic memory helps.
As I'm walking I suddenly ask 'Do you two have any other abilities?'
'Bark!' That basically means that more chakra to find out. What a pain. There is no fucking way to increase your chakra except growing up.
I de summon the dogs draining the fuck out of my chakra and finally arrived at the orphanage. I collapse onto my bed and fall asleep almost immediately.
Since it's a new day, let me show you my morning routine. As I wake up, I just stare at the ceiling for five minutes and building energy.
I immediately go for a run and do some light exercises along the way. I then sprint all the way back to the orphanage to be the first one in the bathroom and spend the next two hours singing 'on the floor' by icejjfish and come out to a couple dozen of lazy eyes glaring at me.
"Snooze you lose losers" I simply say as I walk away camly. They are actually losers tho.
They don't try to be strong enough to not get forced into missions (I can admit that I'm a loser too) and they don't quit the second they can but go with the flow.
What a pathetic clan to be honest.
I don't pack any lunch to school because I know I'm going to touch some disgusting surfaces and don't want to eat with those hands. Call me a germophobe all you want but I assure you that I'm perfectly reasonable and y'all are disgusting for not doing the same as me.
I walk at a leisure pace towards the academy and just wave off the instructor.
"Sorry I'm late whoever you are" I say dismissively and take my seat to the talented uchiha boy.
He seems to have a lot on his mind but that isn't my problem as we are starting chakra control exercises. Second day and we're already going into the juicy bits.
As the teacher was beginning his lecture, I raised my hand.
"Yes Nara" The teacher was surprised but quickly got his act together.
"Theoreticaly can we stick to other surfaces?" I ask "Like climbing walls for example?"
"Yes actually but that is a little to advanced of an technique for you so just wait until you completely master the leaf exercise first" The teacher nods.
"Great can you do this with water too?"
"Yes"
"People?"
"Yes"
"Air"
"Fuck no"
Darn it! Who doesn't want to be able to fly? But I've still got a fun alternative.
I'm going to be fucking spiderman, just you fucking wait. The teacher goes around and gives a leaf to each of the students and hands off different advice to each of them.
Pretty good teachers and not like the human scum in my past life. I don't care what anyone thinks but teachers are overpaid!
I can rant on and on about how I hate teachers but a good teacher just came up to me.
I immediately stick that shit to my forehead.
It doesn't fall, even after five minutes.
"Are you a genius?" He asks plainly.
"No I just had the common sense to practice it before you came here with a pencil" I simply say.
"Oh so a genius" He says and walks over to the talented kid. The talented kid did that on the first try.
How can people actually struggle with this? Just put the bare minimum amount of chakra in it and then your peachy.