Drake: @Adult Who Drinks Coffee Every Day (Soline), this is an adult forum. No kids allowed.
Soline: How do you even know?!
Soline: Wait a sec, I'm not a kid! I go to work every day, okay? Being a corporate slave is tough!
Privaty: Is this really the time to talk about stuff like this?
Privaty: Everyone here saw it. Commander himself said he already has someone he likes!
Privaty: And I think, most likely, that person is me!
Anis: ?
Anis: Uh uh, fantasizing again?
Anis: You can fool others, but don't fool yourself. It's fine if you fool the other Nikke, everyone will
just laugh, but I hope you wipe your tears after typing this—just don't let them fall on your screen.
Anis: Besides, the one who's been going in and out of the counseling room the most these days is
clearly me! How many times have you been there? And you're already talking like this? Statistically
speaking, I'm the one most likely to be Commander's favorite, right?!
Neon: I've been to the counseling room too, why not me then? (pouts)
Privaty: Hmph. I'm not going to argue over something so boring.
Privaty: @Everyone, no peeking! If you've been to the counseling room recently, type 1!
Rapunzel: 1111
Sugar: 1111
Maiden: 1111
Drake:11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
High-Salary Research Staff (Maxwell): Don't keep tagging me, Drake, I'm busy.
Drake: Maxwell, I clearly saw you go into the counseling room yesterday!
Maxwell: Just for a moment yesterday.
Currently on Surface Mission (Rapi): Even though I'd rather not join this conversation, I've also been
to the counseling room several times recently...
Anis: Rapi!!! We're supposed to be besties, I can't believe you—with your thick eyebrows and big
eyes—have been sneaking into the counseling room every day too!!!
Anis: Commander is mine! None of you can steal him from me!!!
Rapi: ...
Rapi: Anis, next time, don't hog Commander's bathroom.
Anis: Huh? That's not my fault! The Outpost's infrastructure is just terrible! Our dorms are so run-
down, it's like we're living in a slum!
Neon: Exactly! Stinky Rapi doesn't like to bathe, but we who smell nice NEED hot showers!
Anis: Shower time!
Neon: Shower!!!
Anis: SHOWER!!!!!
Neon: Scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub!!
Anis: Shower shower shower shower shower!!
Anis: I'm going to shower. Bye, everyone!
Rapi: Anis, don't go yet. You've got patrol duty soon.
[Carbonated Water Is The Best (Anis) has left the group chat]
Privaty: She just wants to get close to Commander! I-I wanna go to the Commander's Office to shower too!
Rapi: Does Central Government dorm not have hot water either?
Privaty: No! It's just... a temporary issue!
Rapi: .....
Rapi: @William, I have a question. Was the screenshot you posted real?
Unexpectedly, even the usually serious Rapi cared about this.
Grim held back a smile and typed a line.
William: Of course it's real.
Neon: Whoa, this is a huge deal!
Drake: Spread the news! The Commander Counterattack Squad will pick one Nikke to sleep with in the counseling room tonight.
Soline: W-wait, "sleep"—does that mean what I think it means...?
Rapunzel: I know! First big bro has to... (dirty words)... then... that... and then... (nasty speech)
Rapunzel: (Dark description) (Twisting crawl) (Swearing) (Deeply disturbing phrases) (Shocking knowledge)
Rapunzel: In the end, I lay in bed, sweating like crazy, tongue sticking out...
Soline: Is this something I can really read for free???
[Due to inappropriate speech, Administrator Rapunzel has been muted by the forum's Super AI Admin for 10 minutes]
Poli: I just got here, what's everyone talking about?
Poli: W-what? CC-Commander's going to sleep with a Nikke? Is that for real??
Rupee: Oniichan's gonna sleep with someone?? Hehehe... my Oniichan...
Bran: Seriously? Is the Manager really going to pick a Nikke to sleep with tonight?
Drake: I'm a villain. If I say it's true, then it's true.
Drake: Anyway, thanks for revealing this breaking news.
Grim: ?
Drake, what kind of nonsense are you spouting?