"Oh~" Xia Wei was a little surprised. He hadn't even started to trick Aqua, and she had already come to him on her own.
"Hmm, my name is Xia Wei, and of course I can send you back to the Gods." Xia Wei said with a smile. He could send her back to the Gods in minutes, but it wouldn't be the Gods of this world.
"Snap~"
He snapped his fingers lightly, and a parchment appeared in front of Aqua. The parchment contained the terms for dissolving the 'compulsory contract' and sending Aqua back to the Gods under his witness.
Although it wasn't the Gods of this world, she couldn't deny it was the 'Gods', could she?
"Sign it. Once you sign it, you can return to the Gods at any time, but you still need to receive my notification."
This parchment was formed by the order rules of the 'Gods'. As long as a deity signed the contract, they would compulsorily become a deity of his Gods, and he had left some backdoors that could restrict the power of external deities at any time.
In other words, if an external deity had bad intentions, such as backstabbing, betraying, causing division, or not obeying his rules, he could strip them of their power in minutes.
After all, they were 'external deities', not ones he had cultivated from scratch.
Of course, only he knew about this 'backdoor'. Apart from him, even 'external deities' wouldn't be able to detect it at all. "That's great!" Aqua pressed her hand directly onto the contract without thinking, then put her hands on her hips proudly: "Xia Wei, hmm, although I haven't heard of you in the Gods, since you're a great deity like me, then we'll be good friends from now on." Saying this, she patted Xia Wei's shoulder, leaned closer to him, and had a gossip-mongering expression.
"Let me tell you, it wasn't me who was demoted from the Gods; it was that shut-in NEET over there who, for some reason, designated me as a bonus to be brought down."
"It's simply outrageous! Look at his eyes, as if he wants to lick me all over. It's absolutely hilarious."
"Although I am the famous beautiful Goddess in the heavens, being designated as a bonus to be brought down is truly despicable."
"Don't you agree?" Aqua complained, nudging Xia Wei's shoulder with her elbow.
"I'll provisionally agree with what you said." Xia Wei said flatly, looking at Satou Kazuma, who was now gritting his teeth.
When he used to watch Konosuba, it made his stomach hurt from laughing, after all, the title of 'Satou Kazuma' was well-known throughout the two-dimensional world.
"Exactly! You don't know, before reincarnating here, whenever I got close to that shut-in, he'd blush. After all, I'm a Goddess of unparalleled beauty, so it's natural for a virgin shut-in to blush, but the way he secretly peeked at me was so funny, kukikukikuki." Aqua clapped the table, laughing heartlessly.
"How pathetic." Xia Wei looked at Satou Kazuma with pity. This feeling of being publicly executed was enough to make Satou Kazuma, who had just arrived in the Otherworld, die once (social death).
"Shut up, you useless Goddess!" Satou Kazuma broke down and rushed over, trying to violently cover Aqua's mouth.
"Hmph hmph, the 'contract' has expired. Let me show you the power of a Goddess." A magic circle appeared in Aqua's hand, and a finger-thick stream of water shot out from her finger, aiming directly at Satou Kazuma.
Satou Kazuma stopped in fright, putting his hands in front of his eyes, but he didn't feel any pain. However, his lower body felt cold, and he quickly looked down.
His pants were soaked, as if he had peed in public.
"Pfft! Ahahaha, my bad, my bad. I meant to spray your face, but I didn't expect you to stop, and it hit your pants directly." Aqua froze for a moment, then covered her stomach and laughed: "See? Doesn't it look like you peed your pants from fright? I'm dying of laughter."
"Peeing his pants? What happened?"
"Who peed their pants?"
Aqua's laughter attracted the surrounding Adventurers, who all looked over curiously.
"They're new faces."
"Never seen them. Are they newcomers?"
"Look at that person, he actually peed his pants."
"Really, he really peed his pants."
"Oh my goodness, that's disgusting. What's wrong with this person?"
"Exactly, a new face we haven't seen before, and he peed his pants as soon as he arrived. He's not much of a man."
"Is something wrong with him?"
Satou Kazuma completely lost his composure, frantically turning around to face the completely unfamiliar Adventurers.
"Wait a minute! Hey! It's not like that, I didn't pee my pants! This guy splashed water on me! I really didn't pee my pants!"
Although he didn't know these Adventurers yet, he would undoubtedly make friends with them and form parties to fight monsters once he became an Adventurer. He didn't want to leave the impression of having peed his pants on his future friends in the Otherworld.
"Oh my goodness, he peed his pants and won't admit it, and he's even blaming a girl. How awful."
"Exactly, if he peed his pants, he peed his pants. Blaming a girl, is he even a man?"
"What a scumbag."
"Yes, a scumbag."
Aqua completely ignored the atmosphere, putting her hands on her hips and saying indignantly, "Exactly! What do you mean it's all my fault? You were clearly trying to rush over and hit me."
"What? This man even hits women? How awful."
"Yes, hitting such a cute girl, how awful, he's simply a scumbag."
Satou Kazuma was sweating profusely, completely flustered: "Goddess! Stop talking, please stop talking! Everyone around me is looking so cold, it's like they're about to rush over and gang up on me, please stop."
"Hmph hmph, now you know to beg me? If that's the case, then the great Aqua will reluctantly forgive you." Aqua said, standing tall with her hands on her hips, looking quite pleased with herself.
"This guy—" Satou Kazuma gritted his teeth, tears welling in his eyes.
"..."
Chris looked at Satou Kazuma with immense sympathy. This reincarnator, who had been tricked by Aqua, was truly miserable.
"By the way, what exactly happened just now? It's like I've lost my memory. Am I hallucinating from fighting too many monsters recently?" Darkness was still in a dazed state after her fate had been corrected. She clearly remembered everyone was just talking about that very handsome man with golden eyes.
"You're Satou Kazuma, right? Take these to prepare. I wish you a pleasant time in this world." Xia Wei shook his head, and with a thought, a money bag appeared in Satou Kazuma's hand.
"Huh, who are you?" Satou Kazuma looked at the heavy money bag in his hand and quickly looked at Xia Wei.
He seemed to have heard that hateful Goddess mention another deity just now. "Don't say anything else, and you don't need to know my name. Go register as an Adventurer." Xia Wei said directly.
He didn't have any ill will towards Satou Kazuma, and helping him was no big deal, as it was just some useless money.
"Oh… Thank you very much." Satou Kazuma bowed solemnly. This was a true deity; what kind of deity was that useless Goddess, who did nothing but mock him?
"Goodbye, shut-in NEET." Aqua said.
"Don't call me a shut-in NEET, you useless Goddess."
"What did you say?"
Aqua angrily rolled up her sleeves, ready to confront Satou Kazuma.
Chris cautiously walked up to Xia Wei and whispered her question.
"Um, Genesis God, that parchment of yours just now—I seem to no longer feel the connection with Senior Aqua—did you, did you do something?"