Bad news? Cecilia's not dead. I didn't trigger the start of a war with a fruit cutter.
Good news? Everyone's keeping their distance from me. I'm apparently very volatile. Ah, well, I thought they already knew that.
Irritating news? Astrea has been flirting with Lucien all night. They keep laughing and I keep wondering what the hell, exactly, is funny. Lucien isn't even that funny.
Okay, well, maybe he is. A little. But she's doing all the talking and he's been chortling. He's even granted her a dance. And four more. And she keeps pressing her breasts against his chest, the entire thing right there in his face and I can't even tell if he finds her neckpiece interesting or he's actually staring at her very generous bossom.
