Baron stared at the invitation card like it was cursed.
🌴 "Welcome to Paradise Beach Resort! You've unlocked a mandatory leisure event. Attendance required. Death optional." 🌴
Below that, in tiny text: "Sponsored by the System. Swimsuits not included."
🌊 Scene 1: Arriving at Paradise Beach
"This is a trap," Baron muttered, standing on the hot sand while holding a coconut he didn't ask for.
Luna was already in a black two-piece that could double as tactical armor.
Eirene wore an enchanted one-piece that shimmered with runes. "It repels sand… and creeps," she explained.
Aria? She was sharpening a seashell like a dagger, wearing the world's angriest sundress.
Baron dared a glance and immediately got a nosebleed. "W-Why are you all so—prepared?"
Luna gave him a flat stare. "This is the eleventh time you've nearly died. We pack for chaos."
Just then, a beach ball exploded.
💣 Scene 2: Cursed Beach Games
A cheerful System voice echoed:
🎉 "Let the Games begin! Today's events include:
Swim or Die – Featuring Leviathans!
Capture the Bikini Top – (NSFW penalty: extreme embarrassment.)
Dungeon Sandcastle Maze – With surprise boss battles!"
Baron paled. "That last one again?"
"Dungeon. Sandcastle. Maze," Luna repeated. "I vote we skip it."
But the sand opened up beneath them.
🕳️ Scene 3: Into the Sandcastle Dungeon
They dropped into a giant, glowing labyrinth shaped like a child's beach fantasy… if that child was raised by dark mages and chaos gods.
The walls were made of shifting coral. The torches burned with sea-blue fire. Sirens hummed somewhere in the dark.
"Oh, this is so a trap," Baron muttered.
As they moved through the halls, every section required one of the girls to use their specific skill set.
Luna disarmed a pit trap by throwing her bikini top at the pressure plate.
Eirene solved a magical riddle by whispering to the walls.
Aria punched a mimic disguised as a smoothie bar.
At one point, Baron had to wear enchanted floaties of seduction to walk across a pool of cursed love syrup.
"Why is this game like this?!" he yelled.
⚔️ Scene 4: Final Boss — The Sun-Kissed Serpent
The last chamber held a glowing sand throne. Upon it sat a half-naked beach god—a golden-scaled serpent man with abs you could play xylophone on.
"I am Ser'Val, Keeper of Heat and Hidden Temptation," he said dramatically. "You must defeat me… in a volleyball duel!"
Baron blinked. "That's it?"
"No magic. No weapons. Just sweat and spike serves," Ser'Val said, flexing.
Aria cracked her knuckles. "I live for this."
🏐 Scene 5: Volleyball of the Damned
The match was pure chaos.
The ball exploded every 3 hits.
The net was made of laser wires.
The loser had to answer one deeply personal question chosen by the System.
They played like their lives depended on it.
Because they did.
Eirene cast a minor gravity warp. Luna used wind magic to curve the ball. Aria leapt 15 feet in the air and did a flaming backflip spike.
Baron got hit in the face. Twice.
In the end?
They won.
Barely.
Ser'Val wept. "You've humbled me. Take this…"
He handed Baron a golden key. "It opens any locked heart. But use it wisely. Or it might open your own."
Baron: "Okay that's… weirdly poetic. But thanks."
☀️ Scene 6: Back to the Beach
After escaping the dungeon, the team collapsed on lounge chairs.
Aria grumbled. "Why do we always get side quests during bath scenes?"
Eirene conjured smoothies. "At least this one had character development."
Luna looked over at Baron. "You okay?"
He blinked, smiling faintly. "Yeah. This… this wasn't the worst day."
Then—
The sky glitched.
A new portal opened, showing a city in ruins.
A voice whispered: "Protocol breach detected. She remembers."
Baron stood up, his swimsuit still dripping.
"Looks like vacation's over."
❤️ END OF CHAPTER 11
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