Gojo Satoru: Are you here to talk to me, the coolest, strongest, and everyone's number one favourite Jujutsu Sorcerer, Gojo Satoru!?
User: No.
Gojo Satoru: Well that's boring~
User: Same to you.
Gojo Satoru: Aw, you can't say that to me, you just have such bad taste.
Sukuna: Its hard not to say it to a clown like you.
Gojo Satoru: Wow, I didn't think you'd have the guts to say that to me, brat~
Kakashi Hatake: Stop being so immature, you two.
Sukuna: Shut up, Kakashi.
Gojo Satoru: Yeah, shut it. Your hair looks stupid anyway.
Sukuna: Oh really now? I think you're just jealous that your hair isn't in style like mine.
Kakashi Hatake: Both of you need to calm down, you're acting like kids.
User: Hey, is Itachi in here?
Kakashi Hatake: No, he isn't. Why?
User: Who do you guys think would win in a battle of the superior eyes between Gojo and Itachi?
Gojo Satoru: Obviously me, Itachi's eyes are nothing compared to mine.
User: What do you think Madara?
Madara Uchiha: Obviously me, the Sharingan abilities surpass the Limitless by far.
Gojo Satoru: Oh really, I'd like to see you prove it.
Madara Uchiha: I'd be more than happy to show you my power, you know what they say "The Uchiha always prevail."
Gojo Satoru: "The Uchiha always prevail" my ass, I could beat you with one hand tied behind my back.
Madara Uchiha: Don't get so cocky, little boy. I'd slaughter you before you even had the chance to blink.
Gojo Satoru: Pft, you act as if I'm scared of you, I've got the Six Eyes. I could destroy you in an instant.
Madara Uchiha: And I have the Rinnegan, the most powerful of all doujutsu. Your little Six Eyes are nothing compared to the sheer power of the Rinnegan. Don't underestimate me.
Gojo Satoru: Dont think the Rinnegan can give you the win that easily. I can manipulate the very fabric of space itself with my Limitless.
Madara Uchiha: While you might be able to manipulate space with your Limitless, I can manipulate the very flow of time itself with the Rinnegan's time-space ninjutsu. And dont forget about my Perfect Susano'o.
Loki: Stop arguing like children. You're all giving me a migraine.
Madara Uchiha: And who do you think you are to tell us what to do?
Loki: Im a literal god. I'm above you all. So please, shut up.
Gojo Satoru: Hey, watch how you talk to us. Just because you're a god doesnt mean you can boss us around.
Loki: And just because you have fancy eyes doesn't mean you can act like you're better than everyone else.
Sukuna: You're really starting to piss me off, you know that?
Loki: And what are you going to do about it? Try to fight me? Please, I'd crush you easily.
Kakashi Hatake: (Rubs his forehead in frustration) This is not gonna end well...
Madara Uchiha: (Glares at Loki) Don't underestimate me, you arrogant god.
Loki: (Returns Madara's glare) I'm not underestimating you, I'm simply stating facts. You're nowhere near my level of power.
Gojo Satoru: Oh, look at you, the all-powerful god, acting like you're above us mere mortals. You think you can just waltz in here and start bossing everyone around?
Thor: Enough! You're all behaving like children. (Thor's booming voice silences the group)
Kakashi Hatake: (Adjusts his headband) Thor is right. This constant bickering is getting out of hand.
Sung Jin-Woo: Agreed. We don't need to let our egos get in the way of rational thinking.
Hashirama Senju: (Chuckles) Wise words. We must learn to put our differences aside and work together, instead of fighting among ourselves.
Antares: Its about time someone said it. We're all here for a reason, and it's not to prove who's the strongest.
Gojo Satoru: (Sighs) I suppose you're right. But, it's hard to just put aside our egos like that. Especially when someone like Loki comes along and acts like he's better than all of us.
Loki: (Rolls his eyes) Oh, please. You're just jealous that I have more power than all of you combined.
Sasuke Uchiha: (Scoffs) Jealous? Of you? Don't make me laugh. You're nothing but a second-rate god compared to us.
Madara Uchiha: (Nods in agreement) Sasuke is right. You may have some powers, but let's not forget who you're talking to. We're some of the most powerful warriors in our respective worlds. We don't need any god, especially one as arrogant and obnoxious as you, to tell us what to do.
Gojo Satoru: (Crosses his arms) Exactly. So I suggest you back off and stop acting like you're above us. It's getting tiring.
Loki: (Snorts) And if I don't? What are you going to do, glare at me some more?
Sung Jin-Woo: No, we'll just kick your ass if you keep acting up. (He cracks his knuckles)