attention everybody you will die in 30 years ok anyways youre rolling time wait wasnt it lives fuck umm
main character: oh shit, whatever. whats my time, 23 fortnites
main character: app. check my depression level
depressio 93%
app: you have 30 seconds to kill yourself
main character: hey friends what time are you
friend 1: 12 months
friend 3: مرحبا يا شباب
friend e*pi-tau: 18 seconds
main character: gheehee
frirend: *fucking dies*
detective: hello i am going to take you
fmain charact: noooo
detective: i am going to handcuff you to me
mnai chra: ok ok i surrender.. oughhh ahhh oughhh nyah meow mrroww :3 meeooww
detective: now come here and give me the wisconsin blow dryer
detective: hello we are at the hotel called the hotel
ma: is the the hotel a hotel, is it the hotel
detective: no
retcarahc niam: ok who the fuck is that
detective: thats how you say z in any normal country (zed)
zed: damn i wanna eat her out.. not the cannibalism way (real line from limitations in life)
zed: yeah guys lets rape her (real line too)
zed: i have 19 bollion yers