It was a quiet afternoon in the heart of Gremory Manor.
The mana fields hummed faintly. The marble floors shone with demonic polish. And in the nursery, something unspeakably sacred was happening.
Grayfia Lucifuge, maid of silver, queen of elegance, sat in a silk robe, holding her infant son in her arms. The air smelled faintly of lavender and mana crystals. Her expression, for once, was soft.
And Millicas Gremory—once Kaito Fujimoto, high-risk trader and now devil prince—was being breastfed.
It should've been a pure, bonding moment. A divine maternal ritual.
Instead...
"[Ironmind] active. Neural coordination calibrated. Index and thumb movement available. Processing trajectory... complete."
His tiny demon hands moved.
Not randomly. Not instinctively.
Strategically.
His right hand gently caressed the outer curve of his mother's chest.
Then his left hand followed suit.
Squeeze.
Grayfia blinked. "...Huh?"
Millicas gave her the most innocent, blank look a baby possibly could, lips still latched like a well-trained professional.
But inside?
Kaito was screaming.
"OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING—NO STOP—WAIT THIS ISN'T OKAY—"
His body acted on both instinct and impossibly mature male reflexes. Years of repressed stress, pent-up office fantasies, and legendary anime tropes were now funneled into a single, chibi-level movement.
[Hypnosis Aura: Soothing Presence] – Active
Target calm. Suspicion nullified. Affection: +1.
Grayfia narrowed her eyes slightly… then exhaled.
"Already so... affectionate," she muttered.
Millicas gurgled softly, blinking up with perfect baby-face composure, but inside—
"God help me. I've become Issei. But with intent."
Elsewhere in the manor...
Sirzechs sneezed.
Ajuka, sipping demon tea, looked up. "Are you catching a cold?"
Sirzechs frowned. "No… It felt like someone just tripped over the sacred boundary between wholesome and hentai."
Back in the nursery, Millicas had finished his feeding. Grayfia burped him with gentle elegance, unaware of the existential chaos raging behind his crimson eyes.
[Emotion Report: Internal Humiliation – 82%]
[External Expression: 0% – Baby Face Mode: Perfected]
This system is both a blessing and a curse, Kaito groaned mentally. I've escaped death, reincarnated as a devil prince, gained powers beyond logic... and my first real action is groping my own mother?
The System pinged again.
[New Title Unlocked: "Instinctive Ero-Demon"]
You have demonstrated premature mastery of perverse motion. Slight Charisma bonus toward female targets added. Passive only.
+1 Luck when touching soft things.
"…What the hell kind of system is this?" he thought, trying not to break down laughing.
Grayfia, still oblivious, kissed his forehead. "Such a sweet child… You'll grow into a fine gentleman."
Lady, I just unlocked a pervert title before I could even crawl.
As night fell, and the manor dimmed under enchanted moonlight, Millicas was laid gently into his crib.
The moment the door clicked shut, his eyes opened wide, glowing faintly red.
[System Interface: Online]
[New Gacha Pull Available]
Use ticket?
Kaito didn't hesitate. Yes.
The wheel spun again. Symbols blurred past: the Elucidator, a Kamehameha Scroll, a Hamon Training Mask, a Chainsaw Devil Contract, even… Dante's Red Coat.
Then—click.
🎉 Congratulations! You have received:
[Item: Chakra Beads – "Naruto Universe"]
A monk's training tool to enhance chakra control and spiritual sensitivity. When meditated with, accelerates growth of inner energy control and mental clarity.
"Now that's more like it," he whispered inwardly.
He moved one tiny finger toward the glowing beads in his inventory—stored, of course, in his infinite dimensional pocket.
Today he earned embarrassment.
Tomorrow? Power.
And soon… the entire Underworld.
But for now…
He yawned.
And accidentally reached toward the soft side of his pillow maid again.
[Passive: Instinctive Ero-Demon – Triggered]
"Dammit."