Aunt Funke arrived unannounced.
With three boxes. One suitcase. And a pet chicken named "Mama Efun."
"I'm staying until my spirit tells me to go," she announced.
Teni blinked. Dami dropped his phone.
Aunt Funke started fasting in the hallway. Screamed at the fridge. Called Teni "half-wife." And warned the twins not to marry "Ibos or foreigners."
"Why is she here?" Teni groaned.
"To kill our peace," Dami whispered.
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