They attended one free session of marriage counseling, courtesy of Mama Dami. She insisted it would "deepen their connection."
The counselor asked, "What's your partner's love language?"
"Silence," Teni said.
"Food," Dami said.
They spent 20 minutes bickering about how he never noticed her new bra and how she kept moving his socks.
Counselor nodded. "You two are fine. Just tired."
They never went back.
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