RULE NUMBER
ONE OF BEING POSESED BY A DEMON. TRUST NO ONE.
HERE'S A
GUIDE TO FINDING OUT IF YOU ARE POSESED BY A DEMON OR NOT.
STEP ONE:
DIE HARD VOMITING (HELPS TAKE ALL THE GOODNESS OUT OF THE BODY)
She
returned to her apartment all dizzy and fucked. Well, I don't usually use this
word as I am a man of wisdom but she, was actually fucked. She was drooling all
around the place. She ran for the bathroom when she heard a voice, 'throw your
inner angels out of you or you shall bleed'. She opened the toilet seat and
vomited badly and let me tell you, it was horrible. It was like she was
breathing fire. She felt like it was the end of her life. When she was done
with the vomiting part right before she flushed, she looked into her toilet and
the vomit was purple. She became worried but she was in no health of doing
anything. She just went to her bed and as she laid down, she went to sleep.
In her
dream, she saw a door, a green door. It was a wooden door with a golden frame.
The door handle was designed in the form of my kingdom's sigil. As she walked
near the door, a demonic voice called in her head saying, 'don't go to that door,
find the red one. Well, the devil clearly didn't want me to intervene. Anyway,
she woke up the next day to find everything was back to normal. It was like
nothing ever change. She got up to get dressed like every day. As she was
getting ready, she wondering about last night.
STEP TWO:
FORGETING MEMORIES
She was
amazed that not only she couldn't recall last night's demonica incident, she
didn't even remember anything after her call with Clarise after she took THE PILLS. Oh! She did not tell you
about the pill, did she? She devoured her "whatever drugs she takes to get
high" pills before Marcus's call with her.
NOW BEFORE
WE MOVE FORWARD. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEMONICA. DEMONICA IS LUCIFER'S
FAVOURITE DEMON OUT OF ALL. A ONE AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. I WILL TELL YOU IN
DETAIL, BUT MORE TO THAT LATER.
She
couldn't remember anything but one thing she remembered was that she had an
interview in a well-established tech company. Wait a minute, she is drugged,
her soul is mugged and her last job was at McDonald's which was fuc… Never
mind. Something was off about this but I let it go, for now. She heads out for
her interview but before that she needed some coffee. She stopped at a coffee
shop like it was a normal day. The interior was quite fancy. The walls were
painted dark green, white chairs and tables lying in an orderly manner. Trust
me, if a person with OCD would see this. That mother-fluffer would have an
orgasm seeing this. She looks around and saw something odd. Everywhere it was
just white chairs but the one next to the window had a red and a white chair.
Suddenly it started raining. As she looked closely, she saw a woman sitting on
the red chair. The reflection of that lady was on that window. As she got closer,
she realized the woman looked like her MOTHER.
Rue
couldn't believe what she just saw. Her dead mother sitting right in front of
her. She walked up to that table and started staring at her mother. "Come sit
my child", she said, in her all-alive gentle tone. She was a slightly older
women, wearing a white top with red stems pattern spreading all over it, blue
jeans and her brown hair, glowing from the light in the coffee house. Rue sat in
front of her as her mother smiled. "How are you my child", her mother asked.
If you want
to know what a grieving woman looks like, I'm the best example. Yes, me the
stupid Rue. I lost my father just after I was born so I didn't know him. My
uncle blamed me that I was the bad omen of this family so we left. I had an
older brother and an older sister but they died in a house fire but I was
saved. After all that my mother never blamed me and cared about me so much. She
died a silent death. It was almost surreal seeing her in front of me today.
"What
happened my child you looked stressed."
"But you
were- "
"DEAD"
"Yes"
"Sweety did
you forget to take your red pills again"
"What"
"OMG, your
red pills. you forget stuffs which makes you go crazy and make these stuffs up"
"Oh! I
totally forgot about that, thanks for reminding me"
The
waitress came with two coffees. Rue got up leaned over to her mother and said,
"I don't take red pill, I take purple pills". She walked away and left the
coffee shop. Meanwhile, the woman dressed as her mother started smiling. Her
face turned from her mother's to a disturbed unshaped face. "Of course, you do
sweety, I was just making sure you were still taking them". As she finished her
coffee in one sip, purple fumes appeared and she vanished.
STEP THREE:
GASLIGHTING THEM INTO BELIVING THEY CAN STILL TAKE CONTROL WHILE LOSING THEIR
FOCUS.
She walked
to the office where her interview was. While walking she was thinking about her
dream and hallucinations how the color red was so attached to her life, like
some satanic guy was after her or, Satan himself.
She walked
in the office and there was this beautiful tall white woman, white hairs, cream
colored dress on the reception. "Hello miss, how may I help you", the lady
asked. "I'm here for my interview". "Mr. Bruner would be right with you", the
lady replied and asked her to take a seat. As she was sitting quietly which is
what she usually does, she couldn't help but notice that there was a beautiful marble
wall in front of her. It was engraved with a picture of a war between angels
and demons led by God on one side and the devil on the other. In that picture,
the devil and his demon's eyes were glowing red. Meanwhile, there was one demon
by Lucifer's side that had purple eyes.
"Ms.
Canidom"
"MS. RUE
CANIDOM"
"YES,
COMING", she said. She walked in the HR's office. It was a cozy chamber, a L
shaped table in the left side corner. White walls, like a normal healthy
environment, which is not her type. She sat down in front of him. Even thou it
was a congested room but for her, it felt like a masquerade hall. A hall filled
with demons, demons staring at her. Demons with big eyes, big like a
watermelon. They walked towards her slowly. 'NO, NO, NO', she cried.
"Ms.
Canidom"
"Ms.
Canidom"
"Yeah, Yeah
I am present"
"So should
we start"
"YEAH", she
wasn't very confident while saying that. "Ok, so tell me something about
yourself".
"Uh-Uh-Uh"
"Impress
me, NOW"
"Alright,
Let's do it. My name is Rue Canidom, I have so many hobbies (none, as I am high
all the time), I am a very attentive person (This one time I was trying to find
a 'A' on my keyboard, I was holding a book sideways), I have a leader
personality (I am a virgin)."
"Ok, good.
But you see, everyone that wants to join our company has to be DIFFERENT than
everyone else. All of these qualities that you told us is awesome but every
person that walks in that door says the same goddam thing about having a great
personality even though they are a fucking virgin. Like this other day (he
leans in towards her) a guy came telling me that he slept with 37 women but who
is he trying to make a fool you know, I am an expert in this one and those
numbers are fake. Like, I am a professional and I have dated more than a
hundred women myself and he was lying. So, tell me something unique."
"I am (team
player, nah common shit. Winner, ME HA NICE! Something skull fucked)
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
"You start
Monday."
"Just like
that"
"Trust me
you'll do a great job."