"W-wha where am I" 'where is this place all I see is blackness'
'what happened all I remember was being hit by a truck and then poof im here
"Hello you soul of gau i am what you call a god or rob"
The now named soul of gau
"What the fuck! who are you"
The rob
"I just said I am rob or god whatever y'all call us there on your planet"
The soul of gau
'Ok so I am dead and I am either going to heaven hell or reincarnation the heaven part is not likely I am very big asshole to everyone so either reincarnation or hell I'm bidding on reincarnation wait why was I called soul of gau'
The rob
"Well you are right for bidding on reincarnation and the reason I called you soul of gau is because gau is the god of souls and creates them"
Soul of gau
''do I get wishes"
Rob
"Yes you do get wishes you get 5 you can also choose you world you go to"
Soul of gau
"I want to go to the Rick and Morty universe as Morty"
Rob
"Sure"
Soul of gau
"for my first wish I want a system with a shop for my second wish I want everything in the shop to be 100 percent off for my third wish I wish for 100 times the intelligence of the smartest Rick and smartest Morty combined for my fourth wish I want all there memories and my fifth wish is to be reborn as Morty prime on the morning of season 7 episode 6"
Rob
"Granted"
Soul of gau
"Wait what you just said yes like I get 100 percent off of the shop and your not going to say no and change any of the wishes at all"
Rob
"Correct"
Soul of gau
'I am so confused about why he agreed to them all' "before you send me off can you make me or Morty prime I guess have my personality from the start of the time Rick was there so I don't have to change my personality and make him emo like me"
Rob
'This soul is asking for more seriously' "fine but that's the last thing now shoo"
The soul now known As Morty
"*yawn* what the it feels like I just slept for days i can remember all Morty and Ricks lives but I have more memories than i should I remember the smartest Rick and Morty's memories but I have the memories of this Morty to so I have original prime Morty's memories and the edited prime Morty's memories from the personality I edited this is so cool I can't wait to mess with everyone so glad I have the same personality here as well now this going to me so fucking fun"
[quest alert: make Rick hit you in some way shape or form by annoying him and then moan when he hits with whatever he hits you with
Reward: unlocked the shop
Punishment for failing: they stay locked and you can't feel pleasure ever again]
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