Chapter 271: Ana Can't Handle Ellie
"Little Milky Sa! Little Milky Sa! Someone's forming a group to come and pull off your long johns!"
Hexi opened a wormhole and appeared in front of Kayle, a wide smile on her face.
"You're being naughty again."
Kayle looked helplessly at her habitually mischievous sister. But what was this about long johns...?
Following Hexi's gaze, she looked down at her own "long johns."
"...You're talking about... this?"
Kayle asked, her face covered in black lines, as she touched her pants. What kind of long johns were these? Which bitch had said that? The angels will come and deliver warmth.
"That's right! Your Majesty's King's Long Johns! Pfft, hahaha..."
Hexi burst out laughing, her voice as crisp and pleasant as a silver bell.
"These are not long johns!"
After a quick search, Kayle now knew what long johns were. Even calling them tactical pants would sound better than "long johns."
"And also... who wants to come and pull off my long johns?! Ahem, that's not..." Kayle almost got tangled up in her own words.
[Naughty Xi]: "Family, who wants to come and pull off Kayle's long johns? Sign-ups are open now! First come, first served!"
Kenji wanted to ask, Aren't you two supposed to be best friends? Are best girlfriends, just like best bros, just for screwing over?
[Gudako]: "Count me in! Original flavor long johns! I must pull them off, put them on my head, and take an epic-level huff!"
[Galactic Baseballer]: "One pair isn't enough to share! I have a plan! Pull one off, put another one on her, and then pull that one off too!"
[God's Tongue]: "You guys are unbelievable."
[Star Forger]: "Why not just let her use her mouth?"
It had to be said, the Yuri Ice was worthy of being the universe's greatest "evil." Her little mouth was as if it had been smeared with honey.
[God's Tongue]: "Hiss... you're unbelievable too."
Those who get it, get it. One could only say that the written word was profound.
[Little Monster]: "What does that mean?"
[Miss Pink Elf♪]: "Ahem ♪. That's something you don't need to know right now, Erii-chan."
Elysia felt that her own thoughts had become impure. How could she have understood that in a second?
[Stank]: "666. I'm impressed, I'm impressed. Chinese culture is truly profound."
As a man, he understood immediately, a strange, "if you know, you know" smile on his face, tinged with a bit of sleaze and evil.
[Naughty Xi]: "I see! You're talking about 'bumping'?"
[Shizu-cute]: "Hey, hey! Is this 'bumping' a proper term?"
[The Champion]: "It's probably not proper."
How did this chat, as we were chatting, suddenly change its flavor? This is not the car to kindergarten.
[Naughty Xi]: "Passing on the 'Way' and receiving the 'Profession'... of course it's 'proper'."
[Naughty Xi]: "Let me tell you, first you... (process omitted)"
Trash talk? Who can't talk trash? It's not like she's talking about herself.
[Shizu-cute]: "Whoa! An old driver!"
[The Champion]: "Let's be a little more restrained. This is a proper group. Don't post this kind of colored stuff."
[Star Forger]: "All I can say is, unbelievable. There's even a tutorial."
Kenji wanted to give a thumbs-up. To be one of the three kings alongside the Yuri Ice... she was truly no ordinary character.
"This Hexi... she really is naughty ♪."
Elysia opened her mouth and slowly spoke. Hexi's level was very high. At least, she couldn't say that kind of thing.
"Just like you. A glass cannon. All talk."
"And besides, Naughty Xi's level is not as good as the Yuri Ice's."
Kenji said with a smile. The version he had said was already very restrained. The original version the Yuri Ice had said was even more "words of tiger and wolf."
"Who's a glass cannon? Ellie doesn't know ♪"
Elysia turned a deaf ear. She was not! She was super brave!
"Little one, what's your name ♪?"
Looking down, the cute little Ana had caught Elysia's attention. She went directly to greet her.
"...Ana."
Ana looked up at the enthusiastic and lively Elysia. She hated humans the most, and Elysia was undoubtedly the type she couldn't handle. Although they had never met before, she could feel that Elysia was too beautiful, so beautiful she didn't seem human. That light was too dazzling. She had seen gods, she had seen humans, but she had never seen an existence like Elysia.
"Ana, Ana. What a nice name. My name is Elysia. You can also call me Ellie intimately," Elysia said with a sweet smile. What a socially anxious and shy little cutie. I really want to take a bite.
Elysia directly reached out and touched Ana's cheek, as familiarly as if they were old friends.
"..."
Ana took two steps back, looking helplessly at the boundary-less Elysia.
Please, have some self-respect.
There was not a hint of malice, only affection. A strange human.
"I'm not human, you know ♪"
Elysia seemed to have heard what Ana was thinking. She smiled slightly and flicked her elf ears.
"Mind reading?" Ana looked at Elysia in surprise.
No, it's not mind reading.
Kenji knew very well. This was the authority of the Herrscher of Sentience. Although all the Herrscher Cores had been integrated into little Qin Ya's body, as the special Herrscher of Origin, she had retained a part of the Herrscher authorities.
"I'm a Herrscher. The Herrscher of Human, the Herrscher of Origin. And you're not human, are you, Ana?" Elysia said, tapping her rosy lips with a finger and giving Ana a wink.
"Daring demon! I saw at a glance you weren't human!"
Kenji held back a laugh. He was inexplicably reminded of this line. But Medusa was a gorgon, which could be considered a demon. The Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon would definitely be effective.
Ana: "..."
I'm not human. I'm so sorry.
But... what's a Herrscher?
Seeing Ana's confusion, Elysia explained with a smile. For her now, the Honkai was just a story from the past.
"Hahaha! As a party in opposition to humanity, yet deeply in love with humanity..."
Gilgamesh, who had been listening in, couldn't help but laugh out loud. It wasn't a laugh of mockery, but a feeling that this was very interesting, that it brought him joy.
The Feathered Serpent God, Quetzalcoatl, looked at Elysia with great interest. Loves humanity... what a pure and beautiful existence.
[Authority is the ultimate manifestation of physical laws, but its performance sounds relatively average.]
Da Vinci couldn't help but say. If it were that kind of overpowered performance, then the civilization of Earth really wouldn't be able to withstand the trampling of the Honkai.
"It's normal. If the authority could shake the Earth, humanity wouldn't be able to fight it."
Kenji didn't think that a Herrscher without limits was something humanity could deal with. So, the biri-biri zapping Mei was already being very gentle. Take the Herrscher of Thunder, for example. The authority she controlled was the electromagnetic field. If she could control the global electromagnetic field, it would be an extinction-level blow to Earth's civilization. The power grid would collapse, communications would collapse... it could easily regress human civilization. Electrical energy was too important.
After controlling the global electromagnetic field, the solar wind could strip away the Earth's atmosphere. The surface would be exposed to cosmic and solar radiation, and most life would meet its end.
And this wasn't even a direct attack. A Herrscher without limits was too terrifyingly unsettling. It could easily wipe out human civilization.