"If not, no matter what, you wouldn't date someone you don't like!"
Only one truth! —With such expression, pushing invisible glasses, Yuigahama loudly declared:
"Yuu-kun asking you is one thing. Main point, Yukinon actually liked Yuu-kun long, so didn't refuse dating him!"
Brilliant deduction echoed clubroom. Yukino sat, body tense like stone statue.
"You... I..."
From initial shock, white face dyed bright red. Opened small mouth, wanted defend. Forced shut under Yuigahama's challenging gaze: Go on, say you're lying~.
Lower lip bitten left to right. Couldn't move usual smart brain. Couldn't think words deny counter opponent.
(Unless say harmless little lie, as long not caught...)
Thinking this, secretly shifted gaze, glanced Yuu, wanted know current expression.
Instant regretted.
Because this guy, casually waiting her look. Moment eyes met, Yuu held cheeks, shyly twisted half-body, squealed coyly:
"D-don't look! Totally don't like you, annoying!"
Then wriggled like maggot, winked fast as shocked.
Yukino: "..."
As heard sound of sanity line neck vein snapping head.
Acting too good, anger-inducing skill top-tier.
Who cared lie or not, huge anger replaced unadmitted shame. Face red from rage. Eyes like cold burning flame. Teeth grinding clear.
With deep breath, slowly raised finger pointing Yuu. Eyes straight at Yuigahama. Asked word by word:
"You said, I'd like this thing?"
Yuigahama: "Ahaha..."
Though liked this thing, couldn't deny Yuu now deserved punch. Even wanted hit with small fist, make normal.
But before punched, Yuu back usual casual. Lazily leaned chair back. Nonchalant:
"Don't mind trivial. Me Yukinoshita not dating for feelings. Like or not irrelevant."
Used to his relapses, Yukino nodded. Quick back serious: "Important, make him Ideal Boyfriend... Honestly, request too vague. Never had boyfriend, not pro animal trainer. No clue start."
"What's with animal trainer? Ideal boyfriend husky or teddy dog?"
"Only fear humans more troublesome than dogs." Yukino smiled. Somehow victory feeling emerged.
"Yuu-kun, God not explain?" Before bicker, Yuigahama cut as usual: "Like, what indicators complete pass, or succeed if Yukinon willingly kisses?"
Yukino reflex showed disgust: "Sorry, impossible."
"Said, my thing not simple." Yuu spread hands, sighed: "Just said Ideal Boyfriend. Rest my effort. Guess... maybe do max boyfriend acts satisfy Yukinoshita?"
(Almost. Nearly said from experience.)
Though Haruno Masuzu watched side. Sooner later truth not first time, Yukino not first girlfriend revealed. For now, minimize discussed issues, let accept gradually.
Yuu not want see Yukino glaring disbelief, mocking jerk tone: "Dated my sister? Targeting both?"
Too embarrassing.
"Boyfriend acts satisfy Yukinon?"
Yuigahama frowned. Hand chin, thought: "Mmm... For me, Yuu-kun by side enough... Hard imagine Yukinon. Guess normal date or care won't satisfy..."
"Not that complicated." Expression softened. Yukino gazed Yuu fondly, like mistress hoping pet obey soon: "As long he lives human, no demands."
"Heh, only say now." Yuu rolled eyes, showed indifference.
"Jokes aside. Really want complete task, I'll demand mercilessly."
Yukino crossed arms chest. Expression firm. Ruthless: "Every request perfect. Even you, no slack—current you far from perfect imagined. Prepare."
"Calm. My matter, no way let you care more." Yuu waved. Sudden recalled. Curious stared eyes.
"So, what's perfect you imagine? Almighty Superman, or useless gentle youth?"
"..."
Heard question, Yukino slight stunned.
Then somehow, gaze shifted elsewhere. No longer looked.
Lip corner couldn't hold smile. Yuu kept curious child innocence. Pursued: "Tell, if not, how know aim? For me our future, tell, what's Handsome Prince in Lady Yukinoshita's heart!"
Yukino flicked long hair beside ear. Showed flat expressionless face side to Yuu. No intent respond.
Said to Yuigahama:
"Yuigahama-san, we've said all needed. Any complaints, venting urges, aim culprit there. No intent steal boyfriend... Besides, just knew your relation two days ago."
"Mmm, know." Yuigahama nodded, smiled. Looked relaxed than start: "Though Yukinon reluctant admit feelings, trust you. No intent steal my love! Also, you Yuu-kun not dating for mutual liking. No reason blame both~"
"Thankfully..." Yukino secret relieved sighed. Thought, confirmed no missed dating relation explanation. Her turn ask.
Since heard yesterday, always wanted ask direct:
"Yuigahama-san, explain, what's threesome date meant yesterday?"