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Kuraiya was thinking about the dream, while comforting his two ladies, after the three calmed down, Kuraiya didn't speak about what he had seen.
He only felt intense hatred for Orochimaru, it had grown so large after seeing what he was doing first hand, he didn't even notice he had a volatile expression.
He left the two after that moment, he locked himself onto Orochimaru's life energy, he put his fingers on his forehead and vanished.
He had no idea, that Kushina and Mikoto was still keeping tabs on his every movement when he left them alone, "we should tell the other's about this, he's clearly after someone and he seems to want to most likely rip them to pieces".
Kushina nodded to Mikoto's words and they left to find the other's, to tell them about his bloodlust that he was leaking out.
Orochimaru who was in one of his labs, felt an incredible urge to flee out of nowhere, he turned around and shot his snakes towards the person behind him.
Only for his arm to be grabbed and his neck grasped hard, "bastard!, where's my mother's body!, tell me now!, or I'll kill every last one of you!".
"Guhh!, how.., how do you know I have her body, who told you", feeling the intense energy and bloodlust leaking out, he felt another presence and it was none other than Marcarita.
She appeared behind Kuraiya and she tapped her staff on his shoulder, calming his mind, but he was still full of anger.
Kuraiya turned slightly and he nodded to her, "make sure he's unable to flee to another body, he's going to die here, this bastard has taken my mother's body!, this is beyond my limit that I can handle".
Marcarita looked serious, she tapped her staff onto Orochimaru's body, sealing not only his chakra but also the soul.
[My soothing effect had done nothing, he can only release his anger on this poor guy, but after hearing my dears words, perhaps it's reasonable.]
"Wai.. wait, I'll give her back to you, I was only curious about her origins, I.. I know who you really belong to.., you're a descendant of the Senju clan, Hashirama is your grandfather!".
Orochimaru could feel his very being collapsing, Kuraiya seemed to have heard nothing, he only squeezed his neck further until only a snap could be heard within the laboratory.
Kuraiya dropped Orochimaru to the ground, he was breathing heavy, "aghhhhh!, it's not enough!, die!".
Before he could even blow the lab to ashes, he heard Marcarita behind him, "dear, is this who you're looking for", Kuraiya halted his actions, turned slightly and saw his mother's dead body floating beside Marcarita.
His rage boiled over once again and he in a small fit of rage, obliterated the lab, once he calmed down, Marcarita came over to his side.
"Dear, you almost turned your mother's body into a pile of ash, please calm down, this is no good, you've already taken care of the perpetrator", Kuraiya seeing his mother's dead body had his eyelids twitching.
"You're right, let me rebury her, I didn't think some crazy bastard would actually dig up her body, let alone that bastard..", his fingers roamed over his mother's face, before he turned to Marcarita, "let's go back, if I stay here any longer, I'm afraid, I'll destroy everything within a 10 mile radius".
When they left a child crawled out of the ruins, her eyes wide with wonder, "hungry.., find food.., strong person, fight, kill snake man, snake man dead, who to fight".
Kuraiya who arrived back home, buried his mother once more, closing his eyes, he barely remembered anything about her, except for the smile.
He took a deep breath in, feeling at peace once more and remembering what Orochimaru had said, he gazed at his home, where he could feel multiple eyes tracking onto his every movement.
He sighed and smiled slightly, "before I tell them why I ran off, I should have a quick chat with Tsuna..".
Although she was at the front of the group, Kuraiya appeared only to disappear with her the next second.
Seeing her position had changed from the home onto the hokage rock, she was a little confused at first, but when she saw Kuraiya seated on the head of the statue, with his arms crossed, she felt he had found something out and she started panicking.
Kuraiya seeing her like that sighed internally, [so she knew already.], [he knows.], Tsunade who was standing still, became stiffer than the statue beneath her, Kuraiya seeing this stood and walked over to her side.
"I just found out that I'm..", "don't!.. don't say it!", Kuraiya raised his eyebrow, turned towards the village and ignored her sudden outburst.
"I'm your's, nothing will change it, even after knowing I'm your family, I'd have still chased after you, either way, you wouldn't have escaped my grasp Tsuna".
Tsunade who had her eyes squinted shut, opened them and she stared at him in disbelief, he turned to face her and continued, "if you had found out about me and if I was powerless, I'd have no doubt you'd have made me your shut in husband, you'd have probably even preach word's of..".
Tsunade's face blushed furiously as she covered up his mouth with her hands.
"W.. who told you!", [damnit, how the hell does he know me so well.], Kuraiya sat down looking over the village.
"your good friend Orochimaru did, in his final moment's, before I made sure he was completely wiped out from existence, I've already informed King Yama to make sure he goes to hell to experience the worst things he can possibly imagine".
Tsunade didn't say anything, but she did think to herself, [Orochimaru, you.., just what did you do to make him want to rid you from this world.]
"You must've saw the body I brought back, it was my mother's, I may have only known her for a short while, but, that short while was enough, enough for me to care about her".
Tsunade stared down at Kuraiya who was lost in memory, and she chose to sit down by his side, "let's stay here for a while, at home is chaos at the moment, you can tell them when we return, to calm them down".
Leaning towards his shoulder, she placed her head there, Kuraiya opened his arm instead, and her head fell to his lap.
"You can rest here, unless you wanna sit in-between my lap", "no, just here is fine, squeeze my butt, while rubbing my head".
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On Naruto's side.
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He was still going through what Kuraiya goes through in every timeline, he wakes up, gets drained and being unable to move, passes out, wakes up and gets drained again.
Kakashi was doing just fine, in fact, he was treating this like his holiday, every time he saw Naruto, he just smiled in understanding.
[Just deal with it, it won't last much longer my poor student, I'm quite happy myself, no more interruptions in my reading, no more yelling down my ear every second I return home...]
His face went a deadly shade of white, he's been staying here for almost a week now, when he returns, he could already see and hear what was incoming for when he returned.
His good friend Might Guy, was a lucky one, he had just gotten a girlfriend who isn't nagging him every day, he had already expressed his own dissatisfaction on this.
On that day he found out, he couldn't help but nudge Guy's arm, "anyway, I'm quite curious about something, when she sees your acorn, I wonder what she'll think".
"Kakashi!, aghhh!, get back here!", he naturally ran away after saying this, but he was found when he was taking a nap after receiving a scolding at home, lying down on a branch.
Hanging upside down above him was Guy, "well.. well, if it.. isn't.., my rival, I've come to challenge you to a duel!, loser runs around the village in this!".
Slowly opening his eyes and seeing the outfit Guy pulled out, he jumped up, pushed himself off the branch, upon landing on the ground he shivered.
[Me wearing that, impossible.], what Guy pulled out, was a male thong, it was his way of getting revenge for the earlier acorn joke.
Kakashi felt his combat instincts skyrocketing, "alright!, the loser runs around the village in that and if you lose, don't try and downplay or run it off, I won't accept a coward of a rival like that".
Guy showed his white teeth and smiled, "I knew you'd accept the challenge..", he pointed towards a pair of tree's in the distance, Kakashi closed his eye, due to how bright the reflection of his teeth which were blinding him were.
"The challenge is to whoever can unroot the tree the fastest, all ninjutsu is strictly prohibited, all right!", Kakashi just stared at him intently, "so.., you're saying taijutsu is allowed, since you have asked for the challenge, it's only right that I make this fair for the two of us..".
He pointed at Guy's feet and hands, "no two gates or above can be used in this challenge, if you agree, then we'll have ourselves a deal", Guy looked conflicted inside, but he still agreed regardless.
However Kakashi was inwardly smiling, [don't blame for this, but I really want to see how stupid you look like after losing.]
When the both of them arrived at their designated trees, Kakashi lifted up his folded eye, turned to face Might Guy and spoke, "Guy, I'll give you the honor of the countdown".
Guy turned with a bright smile, "alright!, 3, 2, 1, go!", he had no idea he had been put under a genjutsu as soon he gazed at Kakashi.
And when it slowly wore off, he noticed Kakashi already seated on a rock reading, "oh, you're finally done, I finished almost half an hour ago".
"Damnit!, how!, ah!, did you use a genjutsu on me to slow me down", Kakashi just shrugged, "don't blame me for this, you only said, no ninjutsu remember.
"You're not gonna break our deal now are you?", Guy clenched his fists tightly, he pulled out the thong, then put his thumb up towards Kakashi, "no, I'll do it, I won't deny my loss".
Kakashi nodded and left the area without any further discussion, though he turned himself into a leaf, to keep watch over Guy's humiliation running around the village.
Returning back from his thoughts, Kakashi could only relent inwardly, he finally walked over to Koyuki, his face serious.
"I hate to be that guy, but he needs to return to the village, if you're willing to leave with him..", Koyuki slowly stood up and frowned, "leave my home, you make it sound easy".
Kakashi scratched his head, thinking about it thoroughly, "I can bring a person who's good at kidnapping, with his speed and power, leaving your own village, won't even be questioned".
Koyuki widened her eyes, she looked around to make sure no one was around and finally spoke in a low voice, "are you saying you know the God of the sky".
Kakashi was a little stunned hearing that name, everywhere he goes, Kuraiya would have different titles in other villages, but he was like an unknown deity, people could only revere in secret.
[So they call him Sky God here.], Kakashi just nodded, before replying, "as long as you give him food or money, he might accept and since you've become his daughter in law, I'm sure he'll agree".
Koyuki widened her eyes further, "what does that mean, is he Naruto's father?", Kakashi shook his head while holding his forehead, "well, yeah, but no, he's married his mother, making him his son in law".
"So that's it", Kakashi was inwardly thinking about both Sasuke and Naruto, [that man seems to favor Sasuke more than Naruto, probably because he doesn't like his loud mouth all the time, whenever they meet.]
"Well, think it over, if you don't wanna leave, I'll have no choice but to ask for the big guns", watching him walk away, Koyuki was actually shaking in fear and awe.
[Is he gonna call for him, what if he appears and decides to throw one of those ball's that destroy anything in it's path, no, I'll pack my thing's, I don't want to experience that.]
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Meanwhile with Kuraiya.
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He was still seated on the Hokage rock with Tsunade, she was currently breathing heavily, "I think we should head back, if someone saw me like this, where would my standing as Hokage go".
Kuraiya squeezed her ass further, before letting go, "alright, after I've talked about what happened before with the other's, I want you in my bedroom, wait for me tonight..".
He leaned forward and whispered into her ear, "I'm feeling a little unwell, I need a professional nurse to help me get rid of this poor cold of mine".
"Again, you want me to be a nurse..?", she slowly stood up, Kuraiya followed soon after and replied, "if it isn't to your liking, we can always have me be a bad cop and you the victim".
He pulled out a pair of cuffs and smiled at her, Tsunade's cheeks flushed, she refused almost instantly and Kuraiya thought she was simply refusing because she'd be tied up.
"Don't worry, seeing how you don't want to be a nurse, we can always do other things", "no need, let's just have a drink when we return, you don't need to play games".
Kuraiya threw the cuffs off the sculpture and nodded, "that sounds good, I need it, let's go then, shall we", he pulled her close and vanished.
When they came home again, he took Tsunade to her room to get the wine, while he explained his earlier anger.
When they found out that Orochimaru had gone to Kuraiya's mother's grave to dig her out for experiments, Kuraiya feeling their own anger, told them that he already finished him off completely.
"I'm fine", he sighed and walked over to a nearby chair to sit down, "just a little drink to forget about it and I'll be as good as new".
Tsunade came out with a smile, waving the wine in her hand, her meaning evident, not to Kuraiya, but to the other's.
Their breathing quickened and they nodded towards Tsunade, showing weird hand signs to give her the go ahead.
"Mm, why's everyone going quiet, did me speaking about this, sour your moods", Kuraiya couldn't help but look at everyone in confusion.
"No!, we're not feeling sour at all!, we're just as thirsty for a drink as yourself", Temari stood up for everyone, although her face was slightly red, Kuraiya didn't think nothing of it.
Tsunade passed the wine over to him after pouring it out for him, "here you go, this one might taste a little different, I got it from the land of wind".
She winked at Temari, signaling a backup for clarification, "that's right, I got this one, it might be too strong for your liking..", Kuraiya jugged it down feeling, his throat burning, he nodded in satisfaction.
"It's not bad, you have taste in getting the good stuff", Tsunade sat down to his side and nodded to Ino and Sakura, who had been squeezing their thighs together.
The two seeing Tsunade's eyes locked on them, they understood it and came over to sit down beside Kuraiya as well.
"You must've been so angry, come, have another drink, you must need it, to help calm your nerves", Ino grabbed the bottle and slipped him another glass.
Sakura leaned on his shoulder, breathing down his neck, "while you drink, I'll massage your shoulders".
18 just snorted at every action they were doing, [do they think that'll work on him, he's clearly not in the mood...], her words in her mind paused, as she saw him actually accepting all of this happening.
[No.. no way, it's that easy to entice him.], she turned to the green woman by her side and frowned, "where did you come from?".
"I was here when I heard he was going to have a drink from that blondie, I can't refuse when he's like..., it doesn't matter, you'll see it for yourself soon".
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Next morning.
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Kuraiya shot his eyes open, his face contorted into an uncomfortable feeling, [ah.. my back, did I fight with Kakarot and Vegeta last night, they must've punch and kneed me in succession, over and over again.]
He took a deep breath in, after getting his bearings, he only saw Terumi and Konan in the room lying next to him, "did they carry me back, should I ask..".
He shook his head and his nose started twitching, along with an extremely dry throat, "what's that smell, no, I need a drink, water"
He slowly got up, his hand squeezing both Konan and Terumi's breasts, he narrowed his eyes on them and pulled back.
[Not awake.], floating up and checking by the bedside for any drinks, he succeeded and took Konan's bottle of juice, he took it with him as he went for a shower.
"That felt good", as soon as Kuraiya re-entered the room, he held his nose, "damn, did no one clean up while I was asleep".
He clapped his hands together and smiled, "fine, I'll do it myself".
'Whoosh' 'whoosh' 'whoosh' 'whoosh'
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Goku quote - ummm..., ULTRA INSTINCT!
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