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Both of tenten and kuraiya were completely stunned, she pointed her finger at him, "ah, ah, who are you".
Kuraiya scratched his head, "I feel like this is a deja vu moment".
"Answer me" "kuraiyarama" tenten's eyes were twitching, and she thought the same thing, [why does this feel familiar.]
Kuraiya stood up, then fell back down, "damn, how much did I drink last night" for once the air in the room changed.
Tenten seeing how kuraiya fell, started laughing at him "hahahahaha" kuraiya glared at her angrily.
"This isn't funny, my leg's aren't working properly" "that's what's makes this so funny" kuraiya felt humiliation he whispered to himself "damnit tsunade, what the hell was that drink".
Due to being angry he felt his legs to be more stable and he stood up and stared down at tenten, this caused her to go quiet.
"Ah, wait, I didn't mean to laugh just now", "too late" "ahh!".
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A few hours later.
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Kuraiya rose up, feeling victorious, before falling back down.
"You.. monster.. I said I was sorry" tenten glared at kuraiya angrily, "my bad, I have my own pride, I couldn't let you look down on me".
"So you bullied me, till I couldn't move" kuraiya nodded, which further enraged her, "take responsibility, you can't leave me now!" She exploded with righteous indignation.
Kuraiya nodded "alright, I won't" tenten stopped glaring, she pinched his waist before huffing, "good, now go make me something to eat, I deserve at least that much".
"What am I your butler" "yes, right now you will be" kuraiya felt enraged again, he glared at her, causing her to look away.
Kuraiya sighed and stood up, "alright, I'll make you something, don't be petty with what I give you".
"Hmph" she crossed her arms, before hiding a smile.
[She has a personality, just right for a saiyan.] Tenten's expression froze, she turned around and watched as kuraiya was walking away.
[That voice, aghh! Nooo! Doesn't he have more than one woman, am I apart of that group now.] She grasped the bedsheets, with frustration.
"No, if I'm to join this group, I must be the top priority, not them" her face showed determination, as if she declared herself the one on top.
After some time kuraiya walked back into the room, he froze midstep, his body started shaking after seeing what was the woman was doing.
[What's she doing.] He saw tenten, smiling at him, while pointing for him to come to her, with her finger she kept repeating the process.
"Aren't you hungry" kuraiya asked in confusion, "that can wait, for now I want you again", [weren't you just calling me a monster.]
He smiled wryly before placing the tray on the table, "alright, I'm not holding back this time".
"Eh, no I want to experience it slow" she kept backing up, as if she was being preyed on.
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A few months later.
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Over the months, kuraiya introduced tenten to the group, she placed her hands on her waists upon meeting them.
"I'm the top wife, so I'll be with kuraiya daily" this made everyone glare at her with hatred, she flinched back and hid behind kuraiya.
Kuraiya's mouth twitched, [you caused this, so you handle it.] Tenten at that time watched as he walked away in despair.
"Hahaha, I was just joking, don't take it to heart", tsunade walked over cracking her knuckles, "you need a little discipline, we're all equal, the only one he stays with the most should be me".
"What!" x6, tsunade turned around with a smile and she said to the others, "what, I'm telling the truth".
"Aghh!" Kuraiya shook his head hearing the noise, "I'm leaving, or else I'll be dragged into taking sides".
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1 month later.
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Kuraiya was hiding behind a building, he kept hearing a woman shouting, "come out kuraiya!, or else!".
He was hiding in fear for not wanting to be beaten, to his surprise he heard the voice closer, "found you, you can run, but you can't escape from me".
Temari raised her fists at kuraiya, causing him to take a few steps back, he whispered in a low voice, "damnit system, you said she'll have a child that is close to my daughter, why didn't you say, she likes to beat up others".
His system didn't speak, causing him to feel anger towards the damn thing.
Temari finally arrived in front of him, "you! Why the hell did you run away after doing that!, huh!"
He stared down and saw a bump on her belly, he scratched his head, before speaking, "ah, that, it was because..".
Just as he was about to finish, Temari spoke up for him, "you can't handle me huh?" 'Sniff' 'sniff' "is it because I'm not good enough" 'sniff' 'sniff'.
Kuraiya felt a little heartbroken hearing her break out into crying, but he understood why Goku always ran away from home, especially with a personality like this.
He finally let out his thoughts with a sigh, "It's not that, beating on your lover is just not right" Temari's face froze and she understood in an instant.
"You ran away... because of that" kuraiya nodded solemnly, she was about to fall forward, but kuraiya caught her and she slowly looked up at him.
"I'm sorry, I act like this, I do it to make myself feel better, my life in the sand village was miserable, it's the only way I can show my feelings" kuraiya wiped away her tears while sighing to himself.
"As long as you understand, I'm sorry I ran away, it was my fear of being beaten that I ran off", "hahahahaha" kuraiya's lips twitched,
[Is hearing me saying that I'm afraid, that funny.] She placed her head on his chest and spoke softly, "if you run away from me again, I'll make sure that fear comes true".
Kuraiya nodded solemnly, "alright, as long as you don't beat me for no reason, I won't run away", he picked her up in a princess carry, "you shouldn't be moving this much, let me introduce my wives to you".
"Tch, so you're finally going to introduce them to me".
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1 month later.
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After kuraiya introduced Temari, everyone was suspecting kuraiya was secretly keeping other's hidden.
He saw this and shook his head seriously, but they still felt suspicious though.
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Present day.
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Kuraiya was rubbing shizuka shoulder's, "honey, I feel something" kuraiya's hands froze.
He stood up and came in front of her, "ah, it's coming", "oh shit" kuraiya was once again panicking, he picked her and shouted for tsunade.
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A few hours later.
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Shizuka gave birth to a girl, when kuraiya heard the yelling stop, he peaked his head inside the room.
Tsunade shook her head, "this damn fool, why's he so strong, yet weak to such things".
He came over and looked down at the child in shizuka's arms.
Shizuka smiled, "it's a girl, I've been wanting to have a girl" kuraiya smiled and he said softly, "let's call her Celia" the child that was crying instantly shut up upon hearing the name.
Tsunade's lips twitched seeing this again, [damnit, why do his kids like names that sound like vegetables.]
Kuraiya saw Tsunade's expression and he couldn't help but smile.
"Hmph, I'm picking this child's name this time kuraiya, don't forget it" kuraiya grumbled, before he spoke back, "my kid's seem to like names with vegetables, can you name one".
Tsunade's breath hitched and she snorted before storming off.
As she was walking off she said "of course I can, so don't worry, I'll pick a good vegetable name".
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A week later.
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This time it was Anko, she was in the kitchen eating a dango, with delight, "hah hah, with this technique of Tsunade's, I can eat as many dango as possible, ah, Kuraiya!".
'Whoosh'
"That was quick" she muttered under her breath, before she was swept into a princess carry.
"Tsunade!, it's Anko!", A few hours later.
Anko gave birth to a boy, kuraiya once again peaked his head inside the room, "is it over".
"I swear" tsunade wanted to punch kuraiya, but she held back, "give the boy a name" she spoke with impatience.
Kuraiya ignored it, rubbed his chin and said after looking at the boy's appearance, "uhm, let's call him Toma".
The child that was crying shut up and started laughing, tsunade gritted her teeth, before storming off.
She was feeling annoyed about how his kid's always shut up whenever he comes to them, she was feeling jealous at the moment.
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A few days later.
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It was terumi this time, she was in a meditation state, she was trying to create the yin seal, yes she finally gave in after seeing everyone's blossoming appearances, it made her jealous, so she gave in.
At this moment, she grunted, stood up and shouted loudly, "kuraiya! Get your ass here!".
He was already nearby and appeared by her side, he looked down and saw a trail of water and understood straight away.
He cupped her in a princess carry and repeated the process.
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A few hours later.
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Terumi gave birth to a boy, and as always he peaked his head, before walking in fully.
By the time he reached her side, tsunade smiled, "so what's it gonna be this time".
Kuraiya gazed at the boy and he said with some thought, "let's call him Khan".
As always the child stopped crying, tsunade gritted her teeth again, [agh!, everytime.] She stormed out, leaving both terumi and kuraiya stunned.
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Next day.
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Kurenai who was kneading a scarf, leaned forward in pain, "ku.. Kuraiya!".
'Whoosh'
"I'm here" Kurenai's lips twitched, and she was soon snatched into a princess carry.
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A few hours later.
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Kuraiya walked in the room and sat beside her, tsunade spoke a little tired, "her name".
Kuraiya instantly said without any care, "Tara" silence filled the room, Tsunade's eyelids twitched, she sighed and soon left the room.
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Next day.
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Konan who was staring at the children in their cot's smiled warmly, just as she was doing so, she felt something was wrong, she grunted and looked down, "is it my turn".
She walked away from the sleeping kid's and softly shouted for kuraiya, in which he appeared out of thin air.
He gently scooped her up and vanished.
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A few hours later.
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Kuraiya walked in the room with his hands in his pockets and he sat by konan's side, "a girl again".
He rubbed his chin, tsunade didn't say anything and he said quickly, "leeta".
Tsunade smiled [I knew it, he has a name for every vegetable.] Konan smiled, "good name, she'll be called leeta from now on"
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A few days after.
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Shizune who was drinking tea while watching tsunade secretly from the corner of her eye, unexpectedly felt pain, "pffff, ah", tsunade turned her head and shouted for kuraiya, as he appeared, she slapped his shoulder, "pick her up".
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Nappa quote - now you've done it, no more holding back.
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