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When kuraiya came back, he saw tsunade and Hinata bumping heads, as if they were speaking to each other through their minds.
"Ahem" the two who heard kuraiya cough, moved away from one another pretty quickly, "well, if you two ladies are finished, let's go".
Tsunade scoffed and crossed her arms, she turned to face Hinata only to find out she was holding kuraiya's arm.
Tsunade, after seeing Hinata completely ignore her, followed behind, before taking the other arm of kuraiya.
The other's who seated, while watching them leave, all looked at one another with a face of disbelief.
Terumi didn't look at anyone, except for the ones leaving, she was biting her lip with annoyance, [that damn blondie, did she have to go, damnit, I should've stood up first, why her and not me.]
"Terumi, are you alright" kurenai who had just sat down again, stared at the angered and look of regret on terumi's face.
"I'm fine, let's eat" terumi let go of the feeling's she had just now, and began to eat again.
Kurenai's mouth was moving in mock expression, [so there is a time for when she gets angry too.] "What's with that look on your face, are you mocking me".
"No no, just surprised, just surprised" kurenai waved her hands around in gesture of surrender.
Terumi's eyes narrowed, before she ignored her all together, kurenai put a hand on her chest and breathed a sigh of relief, [that was close, I'll leave angering her to the other's.]
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Back to kuraiya.
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They wondered around the village for a while, he was constantly asking the two beside him, where they wanted to go.
When hinata said 'that place would be good', tsunade would butt in and speak with a hint of disgust 'that place is terrible, what about there'.
"that place is too crowded, we should go there whether you like it or not" Hinata spoke with authority, of not wanting to be watched by other's when they eat.
Tsunade hearing hinata say that, became enraged, her hair started flinging around, as did Hinata's.
Kuraiya who was in between the two, had his eyelids twitching for a while, when he turned his attention to his surroundings, he quickly spoke "let's just get BBQ, it's fast and easy, plus we're garnering a lot of attention".
Tsunade was the first to look around, and indeed she saw a few people watching, and more were coming.
Hinata was about to retort angrily, then she too saw the crowd, "ah, this is Tsunade's fault".
"This isn't my fault, it's yours" kuraiya finally had enough of their squabble, and grabbed their arms, "alright alright, you two can argue inside, this crowd is unsightly".
When the three arrived inside, tsunade had her arm's crossed sometimes, glaring at Hinata, as did Hinata.
Kuraiya, took a seat and waved at them, "seriously, are you two gonna keep nagging at each other or will you both enjoy, our time outside".
Hinata pushed passed Tsunade and sat down next to kuraiya, "I'm sorry dear, it isn't my fault, it's all Tsunade's".
Tsunade had multiple vein's appear on her face, she walked over and sat beside kuraiya, "husband, it isn't my fault either, it's all hinata's".
Just as the waitress was about to walk over, when she saw tsunade, her mind went into a whirlwind, she whispered with a slight disbeliefed expression, "did she just say husband", her mind was spinning.
As she was thinking it was all a dream, she heard a call coming to her, "hey waitress, we're ready to order, we're going big too, so prepare yourself".
"Ah, yes" she ran over to the three, while she sweating profusely, [I won't be buried in a ditch after this will I, will the hokage strangle me, to keep this a secret.]
Kuraiya just ordered his standard meat list, when he noticed that the other two didn't speak he nudged them.
"Ah, I'll have the same as my dear" Hinata smiled at the waitress, "get me the same as my husband, don't forget to add corn syrup with my meat".
"So much" the waitress, wiped her forehead and spoke again "is that all" she was shaking, all over, even a tear could be seen dribbling down her cheek.
"Mm, that's all" kuraiya gazed at hinata and tsunade, before speaking, they both caught on and turned to the waitress "that's all" x2.
The waitress nodded frantically before running away, [that was weird.] Kuraiya just watched this, like it was a farce.
Some time later, the food arrived and the feast started, the owner who was standing behind the counter of his shop, was watching the scene with his eyes bulging.
After they finished their meal, both hinata and tsunade leaned back rubbing their stomach's, but kuraiya was different, he was just sitting their before something snapped inside him.
His eyes shot open wide, he stood up quickly and disappeared, both hinata and tsunade just watched this with dumbfounded faces.
Kuraiya however was seen flying in the sky quite far from them, he quickly arrived at an ocean.
His body shaking uncomfortably, "system what's happening, I feel a massive surge of energy".
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-Ding host, is evolving, maybe a new form will be achieved-
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Just as kuraiya listened, his body glowed in an vibrant green aura, "aghhhh!" As kuraiya was yelling, his body swelled, his hair turning green and a giant pillar of energy arose.
Goku who was meditating, shot his eyes open and turned towards the distance "so, strong, that energy is it kuraiya".
He put his fingers on his forehead and disappeared, when he arrived, he saw kuraiya standing still.
His hair to his waist, no eyebrows with lightning spreading out every now and then, "this, this is super saiyan 3, he isn't buff either, did he truly master that violence".
Kuraiya sensing something turned around and saw him, he smiled and spoke "good, I've just reached this state, I'm gonna need you to help me tame it".
Goku swallowed hard, before nodding solemnly, he didn't even waste time and jumped straight into SS5.
Kuraiya's light green eyes, swiftly changed golden, he stacked his wrathful state on top of his SS3.
Goku felt his body tremble, [he's on par with me in his SS3, how absurd.]
He heard kuraiya speak with a grunt, "let's make this quick, I've got to head back, can't leave my wives alone".
Goku's lips twitched, before he nodded "fine by me".
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Some time later.
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Goku and kuraiya landed on the ground, near their residence, they had blood and scars all over their bodies, they were smiling at each other as if it was their honeymoon, both became masochists for strength.
"What the hell happened!" Kuraiya's body stiffened, he turned slowly and saw tsunade and Hinata running over, tsunade who shouted looked at kuraiya with concern and she glared at goku.
Goku's body stiffened aswell and he spoke lightly, "I'm gonna go fish, I'll bring a meal over, see ya".
He flew off quickly, kuraiya seeing this felt aggrieved [traitor, it was you that wanted to fight, and it was me who needed to let loose, to control my new level of power.]
Tsunade scoffed, looked at kuraiya's wounds, and poked at it "does it hurt" "ah" kuraiya gazed at her with an annoyed face.
"Hmph, if it hurt's, why fight" kuraiya reached out into the void and pulled out a senzu, tsunade stopped his hand from going to his mouth.
"This is good, since your injured, let me heal you" Hinata finally broke out of her shock, before she glared at tsunade.
"You clearly want to take advantage of him, I can clearly see through it" "hmph, you had your time, now it's mine" tsunade didn't back down and quickly pulled kuraiya inside.
Hinata quickly followed behind, and outside Goku had returned only to see no one, "huh? Where'd everyone go".
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A few months later.
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At the akatsuki organization.
Konan was standing beside pain, her face quickly changed, before she covered her mouth and ran off into a secluded area.
Pain who was talking to the group below frowned, "what's going on" he shook his head before continuing his speech.
Meanwhile with konan, she threw up a little, and stood frozen for a while, "that beast managed it in one day, it's incredible, no I shouldn't stay here any longer".
She lifted her gaze up and turned towards the room nagato was, she sighed and walked over to the dilapidated room.
She stood at the door for a moment, then walked inside, nagato who was piped up with black rods stared at konan.
"How long are you, my eyes sense something of great power within your stomach" konan froze again, before speaking in a low tone.
"I think I'm a few months" nagato frowned and said to her, "who is it", his face was expressionless as he stared at her.
"I..I.." "forget it, if you want to keep his identity a secret, so be it, but if he ever hurts you, come to me right away, I'll make sure he'll be thoroughly beaten" he finally showed a smile, before looking down.
"I don't have long konan, at most a few years, left, I'm glad you found someone, it makes me happy" konan teared up, before nodding.
"You can go to him, but remember, I want you back here in helping me, get the tail beasts, next year" he showed a smile again, before closing his eyes.
Konan silently left the room, she looked back at the door and smiled, "I'll definitely help, this world is to cruel".
Little did she know, her mind would slowly shift, within the year after she stays with kuraiya.
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Back at kuraiya's home.
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Some distance away, kuraiya was at a lake waiting for a fish to take the bait, as a fish lunged up, he caught it by it's fin, before slamming it into the ground.
It's eyes bulged, before passing away, just as kuraiya was smiling, he turned his gaze upward and saw konan flying down.
"Took your time" he showed a smile before he beckoned her over, "come, we're having fish for dinner".
Konan who landed, put her hand over her chest, "I'm pregnant".
Kuraiya who was walking away, turned back "good, you'll need the nutrition then, so come over, I'm cooking".
She gritted her teeth, before following him, she kept repeating in her mind, [this beast.]
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Beast Gohan quote - now it's my turn!
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