Chapter 194: Entrance Examination
"What the hell is this Eikou Club!"
Looking at the beautiful women inside the clubroom, Yu Ji revealed her sharp fangs, roaring in anger.
This brat — just a few days of not seeing him, and he dares openly create a harem in the academy?!
"So irritating!"
Yu Ji's pale cheeks flushed red, not from embarrassment, but purely from anger.
In the Singularity, he spoke to her sincerely, pretending to be a pure virgin boy, yet the moment they returned to the academy he immediately started casting his net everywhere — truly a shallow and frivolous man!
After a moment, she rubbed her forehead, trying to calm herself down.
"Hmph, calm down…"
Why should she be angry about Eikou, he can date whoever he wants, even if he makes a hundred harems it has nothing to do with her.
But…
No matter how she looked at it, this scene was way too exaggerated.
As a senpai, she absolutely had to teach this kouhai who didn't know Mt.Tai a proper lesson!
"Where is Eikou?" Yu Ji asked, holding back her anger. "I have something very important I need to tell him!"
Britomart shook her head. "Don't know."
"Then when does he usually show up?"
"He has never come even once."
"He's always absent?"
"Umu, rather than always absent, it's more like…"
Britomart's clear blue eyes looked at her with innocent purity: "In the Eikou Club, there is no Eikou."
"Then what exactly is the purpose of this club?!"
Yu Ji exclaimed in astonishment.
So this wasn't a harem created by Eikou, but a fangirl club related to him?
Moreover, in a situation where he isn't even aware of it, the girls not only formed a fan club but even turned it into an official school club?
It looked like it had nothing to do with him, but in essence, it was even more terrifying to the point of chills!
"Doesn't anyone feel that something is clearly wrong here, why is an unreasonable club like this allowed to exist in the school, doesn't the student council regulate anything?"
"You mean President Marie? She's in the Eikou Club, if you have any questions you can directly ask her."
"??"
Yu Ji widened her red eyes in shock and looked through the clubroom window.
In the spacious room, she saw the young, beautiful French queen sitting properly at a desk.
"Let's begin today's club activities,"
On the podium, a silver-haired Dragon girl, wearing a neat suit and glasses, looking like a fully professional teacher, tapped a ruler strongly on the board with the lecture title on it.
"Today, I, Melusine, will teach you the fastest way to complete Love Sleeping 3: Female Edition, including strategies to conquer blond-haired Eikou…"
The female students below diligently took notes.
Why is the student council also inside the Eikou Club, and what kind of course is this supposed to be?!
"Too bizarre, too strange…"
Yu Ji took two steps back, touching her forehead, feeling like her brain's capacity was starting to run out.
"Even if the student council approves, wouldn't the teachers and the school board intervene… what normal teachers would allow a club like this to exist? Isn't there anyone cooperating with the teachers to disband this illegal club?"
"All the teachers are here."
Britomart obediently replied, pointing toward the back row.
Behind Marie, Zenobia and Murasaki Shikibu were also sitting there.
Not only did they not try to disband it, they were holding pens and notebooks, earnestly listening to Melusine's lecture.
Why are the teachers listening to a student lecture, what kind of club activity is this supposed to be?!
"Um, Melusine-sensei…"
Murasaki Shikibu's beautiful face turned slightly red, a bit flustered and somewhat shy as she raised her hand to ask:
"Since we know the NPC we want to conquered, that means blond-haired Eikou, he doesn't like married woman. I can never conquer him before the time limit ends and I get forced into the next playthrough… In this situation, what should we do?"
Hey, hey, why are the married woman trying to conquer blond-haired Eikou?! Your positions have been completely reversed already!
In response to that question, Melusine seriously explained:
"The key point is bond, you must devote all your pure love and passion to the characters in the game!"
"Pure-love?"
"Exactly, no matter how many times you get rejected by Eikou in the game, you must still believe in the bonds you've created. Even if every playthrough repeats, even if every loop he forgets your faces…"
Melusine's golden eyes suddenly sharpened:
"But the rotating-bed memories you shared with him in the Love Hotel, in the sports storage room, and even in the public restroom, have been engraved deep into his body. As long as it's filled with love, this bond will absolutely never disappear!"
Those are all depraved bonds, what kind of love are you trying to pour onto Eikou like this?!
Yu Ji mocked silently in her heart.
What kind of girls are these maniacs obsessed with Eikou?!
Yu Ji's instinct whispered: "Run now while you still can, what lies ahead is truly hell."
But another voice also rose: "Such an absurd scene is happening right before your eyes, don't you want to figure out what on earth is going on? If you go home now, can you even sleep?"
It seemed she was the only sane person left here, so she needed to record everything. Not to mention exposing the truth — at the very least, she needed to inform Eikou.
Something this big happened, he ought to know.
Consider it a repayment — she would endure for now, and investigate what exactly the Eikou Club was.
"Umu…"
But what lay ahead was indeed hell.
[Yu Ji hesitated for a long time before the clubroom door.]
[In the end, she still mustered her courage, and together with Britomart registered to join the Eikou Club.]
"Hello everyone…"
Inside the clubroom, Yu Ji bowed with a flushed face, following behind Britomart.
She shyly greeted the members of the club, timidly speaking:
"I am Assassin Yu Ji, I'm new, and I'd like to join your club. May I join, please?"
"Of course, welcome~"
Welcoming her and Britomart was Jeanne d'Arc of the France Class.
In name, she was the club president — that is, the Ruler.
"But recently, our club has expanded its membership quite a lot, and to maintain the 'purity' of the club, we have temporarily decided to raise the entry standards a little."
'What kind of purity are you trying to maintain — the purity… of a bunch of crazy stalker girls? This kind of useless purity would be better off diluted as soon as possible!' Yu Ji thought to herself.
"Therefore,"
Jeanne blinked, looking at the two of them,
"Therefore, the two of you must pass the entrance exam of the Eikou Club!"
"???"
Why do I have to lower myself to join this group of lunatics, and on top of that still take an exam first!