"That is why I came to pick you up. Dinosians have already mastered the AC current. They use it throughout the country. Every street, every building is connected. Edison is intelligent, but his greed stopped him from seeing the better product. DC has its uses, but it's AC that'll light the world soon enough. It's near sunset, you'll love the view once we enter the university."
Tesla gulped, excited but also hurt. "Then… What purpose do we have here?"
"I cannot say that I know. I gave up caring, or even trying to grasp it. You may see Darwin at the university; the man still lives, aged though he is, and his words have proven true. We descend from apes, or some kindred form. There are relics within the temple, paintings, and evidence gathered by Dinosian historians from every corner of the earth.
"First Man guided early humans to improve, taught us how to use fire. He desired to make a country where only the most intelligent of the world lived and thrived. He's been doing it for tens of thousands of years. First Man predates humanity by millions of years if the priests are to be believed. Considering that timeframe, it's useless to question our purpose. Best to do what one is able, study what one finds fitting, and hope it leads to some new spark. Your idea of wireless power seems like a sound path. The DNU is said to be working on it as well. Me too, I want to make wireless telephones next."
Nikola nodded and soon saw the most magical sight.
As the sun dipped, the large poles beside the road lit up brightly. He noticed some distant buildings, and they, too, had lights. It felt like a new world entirely.
"The letter was signed by Leonardo Da Vinci, is…"
"It's him, indeed. The one from the Renaissance. I don't know how he's alive. He and a few others once tried to band and kill the First Man. They were caught and punished by Lord Azul."
"Punished?"
"Not the cruel type. He was locked in a house and forced to make ten inventions to help Dinosia before being set free. And he did it. Built a self-cleaning sewer system for the cities, a handful of bridges, and even a dam. He is well now. I was told it was a demon who bent their minds to attack the First Man."
"Demon?!" Tesla frowned.
Bell gave a quiet chuckle and nodded. "Wait till you see Lady Hela, she's a goddess. And the Metahumans, there are also these two sorceresses, half of DNU dreams of them."
Nikola Tesla stared at the driver with a blank face. He wondered if the man was joking with him.
BOOM!
Screech!
All of a sudden, Bell slammed on the brakes, and the car stopped with a skid. The two men looked to the right of the road, at a small patch of plain dirt. It had a large crater now, with a man standing in it, dressed like a caveman. The man was holding a massive, strangely alien device above his head. It looked like some sort of vehicle, nothing they had seen before.
"You're lucky, getting to see First Man on your first day," Bell said, eyeing the god on earth. "He rarely stays in Dinosia for long durations."
"..."
Nikola Tesla said nothing, never blinked, stared at the blonde-haired, bearded, rugged man in awe, jaw agape.
"Good timing, lads!"
Suddenly, the First Man lowered the massive metal device to the ground and walked up to their car. Tesla couldn't help but flinch in fear. However, the ancient god only leaned at his window and looked inside.
"Ah, ain't you the sex-chat guy?"
Tesla looked at Bell with confusion. And he noticed embarrassment on the legendary inverter's face.
"Haha… Your Holiness, I was just… testing my telephone that night. I… wasn't aware you were listening."
"Damn right, I was listening, you freaky boy. Talking about eating ass and shit. I'd do it too, but come on, don't talk too loud about it."
Tesla looked back and forth between them, wondering why the hell they were talking about dustgusting things?
"This is…" Bell quickly changed the topic. "This is Nikola Tesla, our new talent. Came from New York just today."
"Is he now? Hmm… that name…"
Tesla grew nervous. He felt the air suffocating, sitting so close to a literal god.
"Ain't you the electricity guy? What was that? Tube thing? Used to make my hair stand, neat party trick. Tell you what, can you crank out an electric dildo? Start with batteries. I'll hand Ajax a jumbo one; she keeps begging for a foot-long all the time."
"..."
Tesla had no clue what the god was talking about. Who was Ajak?
"Anyway, check that out. Nabbed it straight outta the damn sky. Alien dickheads thought they could spy on Earth," the First Man pointed at the massive metal thing, the size of at least five cars, that the two inventors were sitting in. "Sex-chat guy, I'm dumping it here. Tell that old fossil Vinci to drag his wrinkled bones here and start studying this thing. It's a couple of thousand years ahead of the toys you humans got."
"W-What is that thing, Your Holiness?" Bell asked.
"Hell if I know, some dinky little alien space jalopy. Kree Empire junk, they're the big boogeyman aliens in space. I think they live in the Andromeda Galaxy, or was it the Large Magell-maniac galaxy? Who the hell cares? Rip it apart, poke it, copy it, act smart.… Ah shit, I left Marty in Greece. Catch ya later, Electroboy, and Sex-Chat."
Woosh!
And just like that, the First Man flew away.
For moments, Tesla blinked dumbly, staring at the large metal thing that he now knew was an alien spacecraft. He had pondered over it occasionally, the possibility of life out there. The universe was far too large for humanity to be alone. And right there was his answer. A big, scary answer, because the aliens seemed too advanced and… holding an empire?
"Mr. Bell…"
Tesla turned to look at the inventor and… found the man's jaw was still agape, frozen, eyes glued to the alien craft.
"L-Look… body… deadbody!"
Tesla looked back at the spacecraft and indeed, a blue arm was dangling from what seemed like an opening.
He just sighed, growing numb to shocking revelations one after another.
What a start.
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Space, Mars Orbit,
A large Accuser warship remained stable in the orbit, out in the open, for there was no civilization nearby that could detect them. They had arrived as soon as they could after receiving the emergency transmission.
"My Lord, this is the recording taken by the landing craft before it was rendered inoperable."
Ronan, an imperial family member of the Kree Empire, stared at the large screen in silence. It showed the surface of the Terra; The clear blue sky and some dry mountains nearby. The wreckage was clear, but the damage didn't look that heavy.
Then, two Kree soldiers came out of the landing craft. Their mission was to live on Terra and do some experiments on the people there. To check their organic and genetic makeup and how different it was from their previous samples.
"Ugh… What hit us?" Asked the Kree soldier.
"I can't say for sure. If it were a missile, our systems would have flagged it. And this world isn't advanced enough for that. They're only just managing standard firearms and crude explosives."
"Then w—"
BOOM!
Ronan crept closer to the screen, his eyes narrowing.
"What was that!?"
"Howdy, jackasses. You can't park there. Nah, I'm screwing with you. Damn, blue ones, can't say I hate it. Umm… Fuck, now I can't stop picturing a fat-bottomed alien mamacita in blue paint. You got one of those, right? Here's the deal: you win my friendship, and you haul me back to your planet. Don't need help, I'll bag the ladies solo. Got some quality meat on me, long, thick, dripping with danger, if you catch my filthy drift."
"..."
"What is he saying?" Ronan asked.
Quickly, an analyst stepped forward. "My Lord, he seems to wish to procreate with a pureblood Kree woman with a large rear."
"..."
Ronan watched the screen again. He couldn't help but feel disgusted but intrigued by the creature. But then, he saw his soldiers do the dumbest thing they could. It made no sense why they'd attack a creature who was clearly special, superpowered, as he literally came from the sky.
"Stay away, you freak!"
Bang! Bang!
The alien blasters struck the man. Yet nothing happened. No wounds, no scratches. Even his clothes were untouched.
Woosh!
"Well, slap my ass and call me Santa, you've got some shiny toys." The alien man flicked his hand, and the Kree's guns zipped right into his claws. "Plasma, huh? Spicy. I'll let Azul lick these nerd-guns. He's the weirdo who jerks off to this crap."
"W-What are you?!" the Kree soldier shouted.
Finally, the alien man frowned. "So you came here without doing your homework? That blue skin of yours is basically plot armor; Otherwise, you'd be a smear on my boots. Aliens, turns out, are just as stupid as humans—who knew? Anyway, I'm the First Man, and I own this goddamn planet! You know what, I'll tax you bastards for this, too. When I come to your home planet, I'll have a nice chat with your leaders. And no, I won't accept blue mamacitas as tax, that's my right. I'm sure your daddy is watching, so fuck off!"
Bam!
Bam!
All of a sudden, the two Kree soldiers crumbled to the ground, as if gravity had increased under their feet by a few hundred times. They died instantly, bones turned to paste, like soup.
Then, the First Man approached the lander craft, lifted it with ease, and smashed it around a few times.
"That should… do the job. No more snooping or…."
Those were the last words.
Ronan didn't frown. The matter was beneath him, he felt. Yet, he was intrigued. A man with strange abilities had appeared on Terra. That was exactly what they kept an eye out for. Any genetic mutation that could give them an edge was welcome.
"We hold this position. He says the planet belongs to him. Gather every detail possible. Do not set foot below. Observe from above, send droids if needed."
"My Lord, the planet is insignificant. Is it worth our attention?"
"The planet is primitive, yet the man is not. Carry out my command. That is my order."
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