"Hey!" Nakabo kaizo was greeted by a tall lean, white haired man wearing a blindfold "Would you like to join my super duper secret magic society school"
"Hmmm..." Nakaba thinks for a while "Sure, could be very fun"
Nakaba kaizo, a fourteen year old that's just about to turn fifteen with light blue pale hair. A lanky figure with surgical scars running through his chest and one small scar that seems like a birthmark on his nose.
"You don't seem to be very worried about your safety?" Gojo asks amused "That's kinda crazy"
"What's even the point?" Nakaba asks "Someday we'll all die and I'm kinda suicidal right now"
"You're serious?"
"Fuck no" Nakaba says lazily "I can just see whatever energy you have going on and it's big as fuck. Still not as big as mine tho"
Gojo chuckles at that "So you know about cursed energy" Gojo says "Oh are you just a complete novice"
"I didn't know what it was until a few days ago" He shrugs.
"The rest of your mindset is goto get you pretty far in this world" Gojo says seriously "But revealing too many things about yourself can get yourself killed"
"Think about it like this" Nakaba explains "I say I know a little and you don't teach me the basics. I ultimately struggle and die to whatever monsters you're organisation your is facing"
"Well thinking like that the that makes perfect sense" Gojo thinks for a bit and nods "But don't ever reveal how strong you are. You know that one sun Tzu quote?"
"When have big dih, bend over backwards and when you have small dih, then just fucking kill yourself or get a dildo and pretend it's you" Nakaba replies.
Gojo bursts out into genuine laugher. "Good one. That close enough I think. But when talking about Jujutsu-"
"Who said I'm going to join your school?" Nakaba asks as gojo opens his mouth to answer "Just kidding, continue with your explanation"
"I forgot what I was going to say"
Nakaba deadpans at him "Then explain the power system dawg or the basic rules"
"You wouldn't know this but I'm THE satoru gojo" Gojo simply states and nakaba could just feel the sheer truth from those words just from pure aura and vibes "I basically learnt everything I was thrown at in under a month or the second I see it."
"Like how those geniuses can't explain how they got a hundred on their English exam even tho I know they didn't study?" Nakaba asks.
"Exactly" Gojo suddenly realises "We need to find you an actual teacher. The school year hasn't started yet."
"So I'm stuck with you for a couple of years or something?" Nakaba asks.
"Its just in a couple of weeks" Gojo deadpans at him "Don't you take even a basic look at your calendar?"
"You really think anyone paying attention to anything related to school?"
"Fair enough"
"So just thugging it out with your horrible explanations for a couple of weeks?" Nakaba says "I've had worse teacher's"
"You can't possibly have worse teacher's at me"
"Don't start a tournament your going to lose" Nakaba informs him "Pedo"
"Ohhhhh" Gojo suddenly realises.
"He was a cool pedo tho"
"Say that shit one more time and imma slap you into next year" Gojo says seriously.
"No seriously" Nakaba says seriously "He gave the females detention, made the worst explanations and only called out girls to make them not know the answer so they can see him after-school"
"How is that cool?"
"No schoolwork"
"So that's why you're grades are ass" Gojo says "Don't do this at our school or else you might get killed on a mission"
"Who will be my teacher at this school anyways?" Nakaba asks as gojo stars to grin.
"Me" Gojo says and nakaba deadpans at him "Come on, I'm reading some teaching manuals. I've learnt my lesson from last of last year"
"What happened last year?"
"..." I beat up a black guy for ten minutes while my student was fighting a special grade.
"Don't worry about it for now" Gojo just shrugs it off. "We've done enough goofy shit right now. I'm taking you to the school"
"So I'm just forced to leave my penthouse?" Nakaba asks and gestures to his tiny house he never bothered fixing.
"Donate to the poor broski" Translation: I never thought that far ahead so your shit is now property of the homeless.
"Hmmm" Nakaba just grunts in response. Sure this house was left to him by his parents but he didn't really care about them.
Gojo places a hand nakabas shoulder and they proceeded to wait for half a minute "Buddy you lied to me"
"No,no, just give it some time"
"...."
Another half a minute. They finally teleport to Jujutsu high. "You had to be trolling"
"How did you know?" Gojo asks but in reality, he could have teleported them instantly if he just spent a lot of cursed energy but what would be the point.
"So when am I going to start my training?" Nakaba asks.
"Right now" Gojo says and gestures to nakabas body "And we'll start off with that body of yours"
"I got to the gym" Nakaba says offended "Sometimes" He practically whispered the last part.
"You need to be buff as fuck to survive as a JuJutsu sorcerer!" Gojo yells and takes of his shirt to reveal lean muscles.
"Is this your definition of buff?" Nakaba deadpans at him.
"Atleast my body fat isn't more then my muscles"
"I'm just skinny and you know it" Nakaba says "Don't you dare call me fat ever again"
"Or you'll what?" Gojo asks with a grin.
"Beat you someday I guess" Nakaba just shrugss.
"In your dreams buddy" Gojo says with a smile and pats nakaba in the head "In your dreams"