Chapter 147. Weekend?
"Haaah, haaauk...."
"Phew...."
Slap!
I gave Liliana's firm ass a smack as she collapsed onto the bed from the aftershocks of orgasm, then climbed off the bed.
Scarlett was panting beside her.
Every time I pounded Liliana, she used her tail to get revenge on Scarlett with the same intensity.
"Scarlett. You brought this info in just one day—definitely an Iris elite."
"Th-Thank you...!"
She's probably around the same age as Professor Im Sol or Baek A-Young, but here she was, twitching on my bed, soaked in juices thanks to an evil succubus. Kind of pitiful.
"Get yourself together and head back. Bring something good next time too."
"Y-Yes!"
Scarlett slowly started fixing her clothes.
Truly a top-class Iris agent.
Top ten percent of stealth magic users... maybe I should call her a "Ten-Pro."
"...I must've spent too much Yang energy. My thoughts are getting dumb."
If Liliana heard my thoughts, she'd probably curse me out for ruining the mood.
I stretched and left the room.
It was getting dark. Probably bedtime soon.
Since there's been no further announcement, I guess we're allowed out tomorrow.
I mean, I found the demon, stopped the terror attack, even served up the officer—what's left to investigate?
As I turned on my smartwatch, all the notifications that had been paused during sex popped up at once.
"Did they all plan to message me together or something?"
I checked the messages one by one.
- A-Young: Sorry. I was busy.
"She must be really upset."
This was the coldest reply I'd ever gotten from her.
It reminded me of the kind of message you get after fighting with a girlfriend—wondering what the hell you're supposed to reply with.
I might've been a little harsh to A-Young.
But it can't be helped.
Baek A-Young's already too deep in to walk away.
How's she supposed to dump someone she had 99 affection for?
Honestly, I'd love to hug her and make up right now, but life's not that simple.
I've got a bunch of girls I need to conquer right now... and if I try to do them all one by one with pure romance, I'll get stabbed in the back eventually.
They say there's no power dynamic in love, but here, you have to maintain control.
If not, then you better stop your conquest.
Only by progressing perfectly, even if slowly, can I survive.
If I'm not flawless with each girl, there's no point—this is the harem route.
"Tch. Still need to reply."
- Me: A-Young, I'll come see you sometime. Rest well.
This is the classic "if you're gonna send a half-assed reply, so will I" move.
Often used in couple fights where no one wants to apologize first.
It means: [I want to make up but I'm not saying sorry first.]
I'll keep things like this with A-Young for now.
If I wait, she'll cave and come back.
I just need to be ready when she does.
"Surin noona... and Elise messaged too?"
I'd never contacted Elise even once since we exchanged numbers—she messaged me first.
First, I opened Moon Surin's message.
- Surin: Hoyeon, are you free this weekend? You worked so hard during the terror stuff, let me treat you to a meal :)
"She sounds really cheerful."
She must be exhausted from everything that happened, though.
Did something good happen?
- Me: Of course! Pick whichever day—Saturday or Sunday—that's convenient for you.
You never say no to a pretty woman offering free food.
Plus, I should check up on Surin's mental state.
Based on Everydae, things are getting risky.
- Elise: I have something to consult about the massage. Message me when you're free.
She messaged.
Finally.
But first, I need to confirm something.
"Scarlett."
"Yes?"
I called out to Scarlett, who was about to climb out the ceiling.
"You know Elise is searching for a mana masseur, right?"
"Of course. It's confidential, but I'm close enough to be in the loop."
Tap—
Scarlett dropped from the ceiling and stood at attention.
Good posture.
"Figure out how far along she is and report back immediately."
"Understood. Should I rush it?"
Just as expected from an ace—she picks up quick.
I nodded.
"Yeah. The sooner, the better."
"Yes!"
Scarlett clenched her fists and shot back up to the ceiling, slipping out like a lizard.
She's great, but can she stop doing that?
I keep thinking about it during sex with Liliana. It messes with my focus.
I keep imagining her clinging naked to the ceiling mid-sex.
She's just Liliana's support role for now... but honestly, she turns me on too.
I do want to fuck her... but then I remember that ceiling thing, and nope.
"I seriously need to talk to her about that. Leave like a normal person."
Anyway, before meeting Elise, I need to get all the facts.
I have to know if she's desperate or just casually curious—so I can plan my approach.
"She sounded so confident—I'm sure she'll find out fast."
I held off on replying to Elise.
Judging by the timing, I can afford to wait a day or two.
- Lucy: Try this! Looks fun, right?
Lucy sent something MBTI-related.
This kind of thing is super trendy with girls lately.
Lucy and Lumi were easy to talk to—our conversations were always chill.
I saw them the most, too.
"Can't let it become too friendly though..."
Once you cross into that "just friends" territory, it's hard to take it further.
I want things to stay clean and simple with Lucy and Lumi... but how?
"Ugh... my head hurts from overthinking."
I stepped into the shower to cool off.
*
Saturday morning.
I woke up sensing someone nearby—Scarlett was kneeling beside the bed.
"I've gathered the intel."
"...Already?"
"Yes. It's perfect."
Scarlett looked up with a confident smile.
"Alright, hit me."
"Kyaaah?!"
I wasn't fully awake yet, but I could still take a report.
I fondled Liliana's boobs as she lay beside me and looked at Scarlett.
Scarlett glanced at Liliana's twitching tail as she slept, gulped, then looked back at me.
"Elise has contacted an estimated 28 massage therapists. There may be more not on record, but it's almost certain."
"28... that's like how many per day?"
It's been six days since the survival exam—that's more than four sessions a day.
"All the therapists were women. The last one was apparently even retired."
"Hoh... If she's calling in retirees, she must be running out of options."
"Yes. She's contacted all active S-rank and upper A-rank therapists, as well as anyone with special traits."
"She's desperate... good."
At this point, I might just go full steam ahead.
Though affection level matters, I can't just be like, "Strip or no deal."
I'll need to walk the line just right.
"Yes. Here's a compiled report if you want to check the details."
"Thanks. Anything else unusual?"
"Last night, Elise masturbated again calling your name. It was much more intense than before. I have the video—would you like to see it?"
"Uh... thanks. Yeah, send it."
Honestly, I could just say it's a massage and fuck her already.
But I shouldn't do it that way.
"Good work. Want to stay until Liliana wakes up?"
"Yes! I'd appreciate it!"
"Had breakfast?"
"Not yet."
"I'll cook then. Wait here."
Been eating too much takeout lately—feels like my body's clogged with grease.
Sometimes I miss good ol' K-homecooking.
Sure, you can get it delivered these days, but it doesn't hit the same.
Sometimes I miss the vibe from my solo-living days.
Today's one of those times.
"Ah! You don't need to!"
"It's fine. Also, why are you so stiff and formal?"
"Ah! I got used to reporting to higher-ups!"
Scarlett stood up suddenly and rubbed her thigh like she had a cramp.
"Pfft."
She really is something.
I opened the fridge to check for ingredients.
I was sure I had leftovers from last time's kimchi stew... wait, it's gone?
"The hell? Where is everything?"
What did that damn succubus do with the stuff I bought?
I walked into the bedroom and pulled on the sleeping Liliana's nipple.
"Kyaa?! Aaah! Wh-What the hell?! Are you crazy?!"
"Where's the green onions and kimchi I chopped?"
"You weren't gonna eat it anyway, so I threw it out! It doesn't even taste good with chicken! You liar!"
"You little..."
This girl's slipping back into rascal mode from lack of discipline.
Kimchi and chicken go great together!
They say you can't fix a succubus—you have to dominate them.
"Come here."
I mounted Liliana and reached down, yanking her tail.
I already knew this was her weak point.
"W-Why are you doing this?! Aaaagh! Save me, Scout!"
"L-Liliana-sama...!"
Scarlett climbed onto the bed, unsure what to do. Our eyes met.
'Hey, if you take my side now, she's the one who gets punished.'
'...!'
Scarlett caught the signal and grabbed Liliana's arms and legs.
"I'm sorry!"
"Eek! Scout! You've really lost it! Aaah! Master! I'm sorry! I only threw it out hoping you'd do this to me... hngh!"
"I figured. You damn succubus. Open your mouth."
What the hell goes on in her head?
"Ghh... slrp. Glkgh..."
I poured my lust down Liliana's throat first thing in the morning.