Ya Qing slept very soundly.
Especially when he thought of the netizens who had angrily complained about the bland plot of Honkai Impact 2nd, and their shock when they saw Honkai Impact 3rd, which led to their mental breakdown, and their rage against Otto all over the internet, both in reality and in the movie.
This made Ya Qing feel extremely happy before he went to sleep.
"Morning, Brother Jie."
Ya Qing, who had finished washing up, greeted Kalpas, who was wearing an apron and making breakfast in the kitchen, with messy hair.
"Hmph, you're really lazy now."
Kalpas snorted coldly.
He placed a bowl of hot wontons and a delicately plated sunnyside-up egg on the table in front of Ya Qing, and also poured him a glass of warm milk.
"Ah, it's..." Ya Qing answered subconsciously.
Ya Qing hadn't even opened his eyes, washing up and coming downstairs purely on willpower.
"Morning, Kalpas."
On the stairs, a flash of green appeared, swaying. Mobius's green hair was sticking up, but she didn't care at all, her eyes sleepy as she sat down next to Ya Qing.
Kalpas brought out the same breakfast as Ya Qing's from the kitchen.
Watching the two of them, who were in a similar state and even had the same movements, Kalpas actually leaned against the sliding door of the kitchen and watched with great interest.
Ya Qing and Mobius picked up their spoons at the same time, scooped up a wonton, blew on it, and put it in their mouths.
And then... they both got burned.
"Hot, hot, hot," Mobius opened her small mouth and kept fanning it with her little hand.
"Hot, hot, hot," Ya Qing almost spat out the wonton, but seeing Kalpas's look, he forced himself to hold it in. After being burned, he woke up a little.
"Morning, senpai," Ya Qing stirred the wontons in his bowl with a spoon.
"Morning."
During breakfast, Ya Qing's phone rang. He took out the still-vibrating phone from the pocket of his dinosaur pajamas and looked at the caller ID, completely baffled.
"Sis, it should be the middle of the night over there, right? Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? Is there something important?" Ya Qing couldn't figure it out.
9 AM in the Far East, it should be 2 or 3 AM at Schicksal Headquarters.
Far away in a suburban villa in Central Europe...
Cecilia, in a sexy white silk nightgown, sat on the bay window of her bedroom. The bright moonlight streamed in through the window, shining on her, making her look so beautiful.
Unfortunately, the only person who could appreciate such a beautiful sight was already fast asleep on the bed, snoring loudly enough to shake the heavens.
"Can't I call you if there's nothing important? Little brother~" Cecilia's tone was teasing.
"No, no," Ya Qing replied.
As the saying goes, the eldest sister is like a mother. Whenever Ya Qing heard Cecilia speak in this tone, he would have a bad feeling. He knew his sister was about to tease him.
"I heard from Kira that you're in a relationship, little brother?"
Ya Qing, who was just about to take a sip of milk, silently put down the glass, thankful that he hadn't drunk it, or he would have spat it out.
Shigure Kira, spreading rumors about me?
"Sister, you believe what Kira says?" Ya Qing said helplessly.
"I don't, but Sister Kallen does. She's preparing to go to the Far East right now~ half to see Theresa, and half to see your 'little girlfriend'." Cecilia drew the curtains.
"Cough, cough, cough, Aunt Kallen is coming?!" Ya Qing coughed a few times, not because he was surprised by Kallen's arrival, but because he knew that once Kallen came to the Far East, someone would definitely follow her.
"Well, little brother, if you call her Auntie in front of Sister Kallen, you might suffer a bit." Cecilia reminded him.
Ya Qing couldn't be bothered with that now.
"Wait, what little girlfriend?!"
Ya Qing's voice attracted the attention of Mobius, Kalpas, and Elysia and Pardofelis, who had come downstairs at some point.
"Then I'm not clear. Little brother, you'll have to explain it to Kallen yourself. Don't tell anyone that your sister told you in advance, okay? Ehe."
Cecilia hung up the phone.
But Ya Qing was stunned. Based on his understanding of Kallen, even if he explained that he wasn't in a relationship, Kallen probably wouldn't believe him, and would even think he was lying.
After all, Kallen's impression of him was that of a smooth-talking kid.
"Damn you, Shigure Kira!"
Elysia curiously asked, "Ya Qing, the fae lady just heard 'little girlfriend'. Could it be that you and..."
Elysia's gaze darted back and forth between Ya Qing and Mobius.
"It's not that. My elder, that is, President Otto's lover Kallen, thinks I have a partner and is preparing to come to the Far East to see me," Ya Qing said, sitting on the sofa. "But where would I get a little girlfriend?"
"Then just explain it to her, Ya Qing-bro," Pardofelis said.
"She won't believe me," Ya Qing shook his head.
Elysia leaned next to Ya Qing and suggested an idea.
"Then just find someone to pretend to be your girlfriend. There are many beautiful girls in the Golden Courtyard, you know~" Elysia's eyes kept signaling Mobius to Ya Qing.
Mobius, who was "seriously" watching cartoons, had already perked up her ears to eavesdrop.
"Pretending is an idea," Ya Qing stroked his chin and began to consider the candidates.
"MEI? No, Kevin will fight me to the death."
"Sakura? That won't work either. She and Aunt Kallen are best friends."
"Eden? No, no, a big star would be easily exposed."
"Fu Hua and Senti are too young, and they know Kiana and the others. Theresa would easily let it slip."
"Elysia... forget it. I'm afraid Aunt Kallen would be in danger."
Ya Qing muttered to himself.
"Hey! How would I be a danger?" Elysia asked, dissatisfied, her hands on her slender hips.
Hearing Ya Qing list out name after name, but not her own, Mobius's pretty face grew darker and darker.
"Aponia probably doesn't have time. Vill-V is too unpredictable. It would be better if her true personality came out. I've decided!"
Mobius snorted coldly.
Ya Qing got up and sat next to Mobius.
"I think I'm most familiar with you, senpai. I'm counting on you, senpai."
Mobius's beautiful eyes narrowed.
Elysia had a "my ship is sailing" look on her face.
Pardofelis took a photo and sent it to Sakura.
aaa·Cat-man·PurchasingAgent: "『Image』"
Sakura·Blossom: "You're... Pardofelis? Why did you change your username?"
aaa·Cat-man·PurchasingAgent: "Sister Sakura, don't worry about that. Look at the picture!"
Sakura·Blossom: "Nice."
Ya Qing had never thought that Cecilia thought he was in a relationship because Shigure Kira had told her. Then how did Kallen find out?
If Ya Qing had thought about it, he definitely would have said.
Damn you, pink-haired fox!
Only after Mobius agreed to pretend to be his girlfriend did he breathe a sigh of relief.
An hour later.
Ya Qing suddenly remembered that he still didn't know when Kallen would arrive in the Far East. If she came tomorrow, he wouldn't even have a chance to prepare.
Ya Qing got up to go to the restroom.
He took out his phone and dialed a certain contact.
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