Songs From The Internet
Track 1: Dirt Man
What are you doing?
Oh, um i'm going to sleep, i guess.
Then why are you stuffing dirt into your pillow?
Because the Dirt Man will take me down to his lair if i don't have any dirt under my pillow.
You are weird, sometimes.
Track 2: Aliens ain't shit
Bro, what if aliens came at you?
Dude, i could probably beat them up, also if an alien came at me i would not give a fuck. That's cause they don't know karate 'cause it was made on earth.
Bro you also don't know karate.
I think that i could learn.
How confident.
Dude i also have a Corolla, like no shit.
Track 3: Fuck up your shit
Yo bro, wanna do some prank calls?
Sure i guess...
Aight bro, let's do this.
Stranger's phone rings, picks up:
"I'm gonna fuck up your shit, if you got shit, it's getting fuck, you're out of luck, your shit's are fuck!"
"Wtf are you punks talking about, you messed up fool."
Oh shit, we're fucked.
Track 4: Fast as fuck
Bro, how fast are you?
Yeah i am fast as fuck. I'm the baddest motherfucker in the room.
I'm pretty sure that i did not ask about you being the baddest.
OH, SO YOU WANNA STEP, YOU GO AHEAD, YOU CAN CATCH THESE HANDS, YOU UNDERSTAND?
Yo chill out bro, calm the fuck down.
Like woah, i'm ice cold bro, it's over for you.
They ended up beating the living out of each other, but make up after the fight and back to becoming best friends.
Author's note:
Don't report me for using Caster Vails lyrics from the single Songs From The Internet.
I'm doing this for fun so please take it with a grain of salt
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