The Phoenix Chick's Diary
Author: Xi-Xi, Phoenix Disciple Extraordinaire
Pages recovered from: Beneath Elder Mei's bed, slightly singed.
š„ Page 1 ā "About Me!"
Hi! I'm Xi-Xi! I am a Phoenix!
I'm 112 days old! (That's, like, 8 in human years!)
My master is the cat with the star paws! He says I'm annoying but still teaches me stuff like:
Not burning breakfast
How to nap upside down
And that squirrels are not for snacks (but they're fun to race!)
š„ Page 4 ā "Master Facts!!"
His purr can shake clouds.
He hates thunder, but likes thunderfish.
He once slapped a meteor so hard it turned into a cherry blossom.
He smells like roasted moonleaf.
He once told me: "The secret to power is sleeping through problems."
I don't understand that yet. But I will!!
š„ Page 7 ā "Jin Yu!!!"
Jin Yu is my new favorite hooman (after Elder Mei and the tea auntie).
He shared melon buns with me and doesn't scream when I combust a little.
He won a tournament by being nice and sleepy. MASTER WAS PROUD.
I gave Jin Yu a drawing! It was us fighting lightning with fried fish swords!!
He said he'd keep it forever.
š„ Page 12 ā "My Goals"
ā Master a flame chirp that wakes sunflowers
ā Convince Master to let me lead a spirit beast parade
ā Turn into my adult phoenix form
ā Become a Dao Beast of Eternal Nap
ā Build a second shrine to Masterā¦ with glitter
š„ Page 19 ā "Secret Master Quote"
"One day, you'll learn that the universe is just a nap with extra steps."
I don't know what it means yetā¦
But I think it means I'm gonna be okay.