"Well, I won't ask you both to get married just yet, but since you both have already established that kind of relationship, it's only natural that you both get engaged at the very least." Grandma Mito continued with that same smile she was having.
It felt as if she was pushing me into some kind of bad deal, and considering Tsunade's gambling habits, it sort of was, a single marriage certificate later, and all those debts would have to be cleared by me instead of the Senju clan.
And no, unlike them, I did not have a thousand years prep time to prepare my funds for Tsunade.
'Should I start some business or something? I don't think my lazy ass can handle all the money required by Tsunade through missions…' A tiresome thought glazed my brain.
"I see, that's a good idea, what do you say, Tsuna, let's get engaged?" I asked with a smile, pulling Tsunade closer and hugging her, causing her to yelp.
"Ummm, yes." She replied happily as she closed her eyes and hugged me back, very tightly.
'Is she fucking using her chakra enhanced strength!!?' I thought in panic at the pressure I was feeling.
Thankfully, that was just her being overly excited and not staging a murder attempt, so deciding not to disturb her, I just ran chakra within my body enhancing it to prevent any injuries.
And so, stuff happened, just as we agreed, in a record two-day time, it was already the day of our engagement, all the preparations were done by the senju themselves.
Looking at the excited Senju welcoming the guests, and happily chatting and eating, my expression twitched a bit more…
'Are they really that excited to send Tsunade away?'
You know, up until now, I have never actually felt the dread of Tsuna's gambling debts myself, since every time the IOU's were just sent to the Senjus, but their happiness at the prospect of Tsunade soon going away was scaring me…
'It can't be that bad now, can it?'
'Okay, I will think about it later…' I sighed, and raised my palm, signalling Tsunade who was standing beside me to hold hands,
As she placed her hands in mine, and gave me a beautiful smile, with that beautiful dress… my brain only had one thought,
'Doesn't matter, I can just make more money… let this world witness the wonders of capitalism, if that's what it takes for me to be with my love, so be it…'
And, we got engaged, it was rather boring otherwise so I am skipping it, but in case you are curious, it was the usual shit, all the important people in Konoha were present, enough to turn a joyful ceremony into a boring one.
"Hello there, Grandfather in law, you seem rather troubled, is everything okay?" I asked with a smirk bordering smile, right now, I was in the Hokage office, doing… nothing.
"Indeed, I am troubled, there's a nuisance bothering me." Sensei said with gritting teeth.
"Please do share, grandfather in law, I will try my best to remove whatever 'nuisance' you are facing." I asked politely.
"You are the nuisance." He grumbled.
"How can you say such things, Grandfather in law." I replied dramatically.
"Would you shut up, and stop calling me that, it's annoying."
"But, you are my grandfather in law now."
"Just disappear before I classify you in the same threat level as a uchigger. Go research for some shit in your laboratory, you haven't accomplished anything yet, maybe giving you the laboratory was a mistake." Sensei said angrily.
"Yeah, you are right, I should go and research, but my current subjects are going to be the Sharingan and Hashirama cells, so some research subjects would be needed." Both Sharingan and Hashirama cells were something we already had in stock, but human subjects, we need them regularly.
Sensei just looked up at me, stared for a second, then once again looked back into his files, and took out a scroll.
"Here, take this mission, go catch everyone, you can research on them." He said dismissively
"What? I need to catch people myself? I thought you were going to provide me samples, what is your permission even required for then?"
"The Sharingan and Hashirama cells didn't come out of nowhere now did they?" Tobirama smirked
"Alright, I'm off."
And so, here I am, in this nice cave on the outskirts of land of fire, alongside these lovely shinobi from the land of rain.
"Say hii, everyone!" I said excitedly, but these bastards just ignored me.
I mean, they made some gagging sounds and moved a bit, but that's not a proper greeting now, is it?
7 male shinobi, and 3 females, a total of 10, a good sum for starting the experiment.
But seeing my smile, one of the captured kunoichi looked at me with horror, her eyes showing desperation, slightly red,s beads of tears oozed out.
"Hey what's up with that scared look… you can't be like that, look at these shinobi, they aren't crying now, are they?" I consoled her.
'Hmmm, what could have scared her?... I see…'
"Ohh, don't worry, I am not some creep, definitely not going to assault you or something, all I am going to do is do human experimentation on you, like the rest of them." I explained, and they all started squirming restlessly.
Sighing, I put them all under illusion, bound them up, and used the flying thunder god to appear back at my secret laboratory.
Then I proceeded to carefully strip all the subjects, placing them inside tanks for research purposes.
Since it was my first time doing it, I definitely did not get hard while stripping the kunoichi...
Sigh, it seems I am nowhere close to Orochimaru's level, with such minor things distracting me... I am supposed to be beyond such things now, right now, in this lab, I am a man of science. I need to calm down, let the horny release.
So, I thought back to all that time training under Katsuyu and used meditation to calm my mind, which to some extent worked.
'Alright, so let's first check out a normal shinobi's body in detail, then check out Hashirama's cells, after which, we proceed to add Hashirama cells to the shinobi to see what happens, and then, in another sample, I would first replace the eyes with sharingan and again repeat by adding Hashirama cells.
As the true miracle ingredient of this world, Hashirama cells were something very special, once you master how to apply it, you just need to apply them on anything to make them better.
A bad shinobi without talent? Apply Hashirama cells.
Feeling lack of Chakra? Apply Hashirama cells.
Dojutsu acting weird? Apply Hashirama cells.
Got some limb cut off? Again, Apply Hashirama cells.
I mean, how much more multipurpose can it even get? In men's terms, Hashirama cells are akin to some legendary 9 in 1 shower gel, which can also be used as a toothpaste and a motor oil.
And what I wanted was to get their power. Not the wood release, just that massive chakra, if I had Hashirama levels of Chakra, I think I might just manage to beat even six paths Madara.
Okay, that was an exaggeration, but throw in a sage mode, and we never know.
Hmmm, Sage mode reminds me… Let's check out Katsuyu tomorrow…
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