You have to understand—this could practically be considered group sexual misconduct, and in a train station no less!
The seriousness of it is off the charts!
As expected of Azusa san even in this kind of situation she managed to get the senpai out safely!
Faced with the admiring gazes of the two juniors, Azusa, for the first time, guiltily averted her eyes.
There was one thing she'd been hiding.
That was… she was actually part of it too—she just hadn't taken her clothes off, so she wasn't taken away.
Otherwise…
It really would've been a total wipeout!
After that, Azusa and the others finally learned their lesson. In public places like this, they usually wait until they're outside before starting to drink—because it's hard to run inside!
Even though it all sounded ridiculous, Azusa's words were like a stabilizing pillar, making both Chisa and Aina breathe a sigh of relief.
"That's great! If that's the case, then Azusa san, once you step in, it'll definitely be resolved right away, right?!"
After all, senpai had just said it herself—they hadn't completely stripped, so it wasn't a big deal.
Thank you, autumn!
Praise autumn!
At least those three idiots still knew to leave themselves a bottom line!
"Oh? I never said I was going, you know~"
Azusa looked at the two juniors with a teasing expression.
"Eh?" ×2
Chisa and Aina froze. Not going… what did that mean?
Was she really just going to ignore them?
Seeing the confusion in their eyes, Nanaka smiled. Unlike Azusa, she didn't tease them and explained directly:
"What Azusa means is—rescuing those three is now your job~"
!!!
"Us?!" ×2
Chisa and Aina were stunned—completely stunned. What virtue or ability did they have to take on a mission like this?!
"Hahahaha, that's exactly right. There are two cars anyway, so we'll head off first~"
Seeing the juniors' amusing expressions, Azusa laughed heartily and patted them on the shoulders.
"I'll leave the rest to you~"
Aina: ∑(??д??lll)
"W-wait a second!"
Ignoring Aina's cry, Azusa quickened her pace and left without looking back, taking the senpai and Nanaka with her.
Watching the unreliable backs of those senpai, Chisa and Aina's mouths twitched—they didn't even know what expression to make anymore.
Isn't this the kind of thing senpai are supposed to handle?!
With no other choice, the two looked at each other and saw deep despair in each other's eyes.
This… they had no experience with this either!
Couldn't they just let those three fend for themselves already?!
(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)
....
...…
...
"Huff… we finally got out. Those two uncles were really something…"
Inside the car—
Sitting in the back seat, Kamishiro let out a sigh, not even knowing how to describe those two middle-aged cops.
To be fair, they didn't really make things difficult for the three of them. They just smiled and invited them to the office for tea.
Then they started bragging about all the bizarre monsters and freaks they'd seen at Tokyo Station since starting their jobs.
Honestly, it was pretty entertaining.
If not for how outrageous their stories were, Kamishiro might've actually believed them.
How could there possibly be over a dozen muscular men stripping at Tokyo Station at the same time—completely naked, no less?
And among them, there was even a girl who hadn't had time to take her clothes off.
Those two uncles must've watched too much AV and imagined it all. This was Tokyo Station, for crying out loud, what company could afford to rent this place as a filming location?
…Wait, why does this setup feel so familiar?
Feels like I've seen it somewhere before?
Unable to recall it, Kamishiro shook his head and decided to stop thinking about it. There was no point wasting effort on meaningless things.
Who knows—maybe if he did remember, it'd just turn out to be a scene from some movie. Aside from rewatching it, what value would that have?
Vulgar!
At the same time, looking at the skyscrapers outside the window, the other two passengers in the car also sighed emotionally.
"Chisa, Aina, you two really arrived just in time."
"If you'd been any later, I feel like my Rarako pants might not have survived!"
Kohei said seriously. This wasn't a delusion—it was a conclusion drawn from observation!
Ever since they were detained, the two cops' gazes had been lingering on his underwear.
Obviously, those two wanted his Rarako pants!
If it weren't for his deep love for Rarako, he might not have been able to withstand their stares and would have taken them off to give his pants to them.
After all…
No normal person could handle two cops staring nonstop—it was way too much pressure!
Kamishiro, Iori: (???)
Kohei's words made both Kamishiro and Iori want to look away as they muttered,
"Isn't there a possibility that those two cops had simply never seen a pervert wearing magical-girl underwear before?"
"Nonsense! Didn't they say they'd seen everything? And I think this is perfectly normal fashion—why aren't they shocked that you were wearing Patrick Star?!"
Kohei retorted loudly. These pants were officially licensed merchandise—he'd gone through hell to get them! How could they be perverted?!
"..."
Kamishiro's mouth twitched. How did this bastard dare compare Patrick Star to a magical girl?
Wearing Patrick Star was perfectly normal—it was just a pink starfish full of artistic flair.
As for magical girls…
Isn't that what you otaku love most?!
Wearing that in that position—are you sure you can even walk properly?
Thinking back to Kohei's strange, hunched-over gait earlier, Kamishiro suddenly felt he understood something.
How terrifying. If a high-quality fan like Kohei was wearing Rarako like this, then those creepy otaku who also managed to get this merch…
Imagining a dark room, a fat, sleazy otaku with a lewd grin pulling out pants printed with a magical girl…
!!!
No, no, no—can't think about it anymore!!!
Terrified that continuing would give him nightmares, Kamishiro completely blanked his mind.
Meanwhile, Iori was still arguing with Kohei, but lacking even the most basic "2D logic," he soon lost.
For a moment, the car fell into an eerie silence.
And it was precisely that silence that made the three realize something was off.
Since getting in the car, weren't Chisa and Aina being a little too quiet?
"Why aren't you two talking?"
"Got something on your mind?"
"Don't tell me you don't know the way?"
The three looked at them in confusion. Normally, those two would've started roasting them already—today's quietness felt strange.
"..."
In the driver's seat and passenger seat, Chisa and Aina's faces were visibly twitching.
Aina's hands clenched tighter and tighter around the steering wheel, producing creaking sounds.
These three idiots really had zero self-awareness!
They could never forget the smiles in those cops' eyes when they went to pick the three up—or the trace of pity in the eyes of the people still waiting for their cars afterward.
Coming all the way to Tokyo, was this kind of opening really normal?!
They remembered last time wasn't like this at all!
It was as if some unseen force was deliberately trying to socially assassinate them.
Next time, they must thoroughly inspect these three idiots' belongings!
Dangerous items like alcohol were strictly forbidden in the car!
"Are you staying quiet to act cool?"
"Maybe they're just nervous—after all, it's probably Aina's first time driving in a big city."
"Now that you mention it, I think we should prepare some safety measures."
As he spoke, Kamishiro leaned over and hooked his arms around both of them.
If he stayed in the middle, then even if they got into a car accident, he'd have some cushioning.
Probably?
Creak!
Listening to the noisy chatter, Aina finally snapped. Veins bulged on her forehead as she turned around mid-drive, giving the three a nuclear smile.
"If you don't want to go to hell right now, then shut your mouths!"
(There are thousands of roads—safety comes first! If you don't have experience doing a 360-degree aerial Thomas spin, imitation is not recommended!)
!!!
{{(°△°; "}}!
This terrifying sight instantly froze the three who had been joking around. They hurriedly grabbed onto anything they could.
"Now's really not the time to say stuff like that, is it?!"
"C-c-c-car!!!"
"Cakey, act normal!!!"
Cold sweat streamed down the three of their foreheads. This was Tokyo where traffic was insanely heavy! How did that lunatic Cakey even dare to do this?!
Luckily, Aina hadn't completely lost her mind to those three idiots. She had already slowed down when she turned her head, and combined with her superb driving skills—
Everyone managed to get through that deathly glare without incident.
That really was a death glare. If it had lasted even a bit longer, they might truly have gone to meet God.
What?
Go to hell?
Impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
…
Feeling the car resume its slow, steady movement, the three suicidal idiots in the back seat let out a sigh of relief. They never expected that just a few seconds could be even more thrilling than a roller coaster.
For a while, none of them dared to speak. After all, they had no idea which sentence had triggered Cakey just now.
They were afraid of a repeat performance.
Their poor little hearts couldn't take it!
Seeing the three finally quiet down, Chisa gradually relaxed as well.
Although the silence now felt a bit unfamiliar, compared to what had just happened, she felt it was still tolerable.
It was a good chance to quietly check a travel guide and see what fun things there were at Tokyo's aquarium.
They had at least two days this time—enough to really take their time and look around.
Last time…
It had been a bit too rushed.
Thinking about what happened the last time they came to Tokyo, Chisa couldn't help but look toward Kamishiro.
The expression on her face gradually turned strange as she asked,
"Kamishiro, this time… it won't be like last time again, right?"
Last time, those three idiots had been running and hiding the whole time—they didn't even get to enjoy the hot springs.
And this time it was the same hot-spring inn again. Surely they wouldn't miss it again, right?
"Last time?"
Kamishiro looked confused, his expression blank, as if he still hadn't recovered from the recent incident.
"…"
Seeing this, Chisa looked at him speechlessly. Sometimes she really envied Kamishiro—his heart was unbelievably big. Even matters involving his own life safety could just slip his mind.
"Last time… Tokyo…"
"Maid café…"
Fortunately, while some people had forgotten, others still remembered.
For example—
A certain Iori and a certain Kohei!
Especially Iori. Thinking back to that experience, his face turned pale all over again.
Dead memories resurfaced in Iori's mind.
Whether it was the first time being chased by so many people, the first time going to Kabukicho, the first time staying in a love hotel—
And with a man, no less!
All of it was unforgettable to Iori.
Far too unforgettable!!!
After Chisa's reminder, Iori completely panicked. Only then did he realize where they were.
To others, this place might just be the most bustling district in all of Japan.
But to them, the danger level here was no less than a dragon's lair—
And a dragon that was about to awaken, at that!
Originally, all of this had nothing to do with the two of them. But ever since Kamishiro's inexplicable stunt last time, the three of them had been completely bound together.
"It's all your fault, you bastard!"
Having figured it out, Iori grabbed Kamishiro by the neck. Because of this guy, his Tokyo life had been officially declared over!
!!!
"You can't blame me, okay? I just wanted to let you two experience Tokyo's passion."
(;?＿?)
Kamishiro's eyes drifted away. He hadn't expected to come back to Tokyo again so soon.
But!
"Don't worry—this time I'm fully prepared!"
Kamishiro struggled free of Iori's grip and said proudly.
"Fully prepared?"
Everyone looked at Kamishiro suspiciously. Whenever this guy said those words, it always felt like the 'preparation' was anything but reliable.
Still, no matter how you looked at it, if they got caught again, the one who'd suffer the most would be Kamishiro himself. For the sake of his own life, this idiot's plan was probably at least somewhat trustworthy.
Facing everyone's distrustful gazes, Kamishiro didn't explain. He just crooked his mouth and pulled out his phone, ready to prove it with action!
He skillfully opened a certain high school's forum and casually edited a post.
「24K Pure Handsome: The scenery in Okinawa is really nice~
Unlike Tokyo, which is crawling with beasts~
Okinawa Airport.jpg」
"…"
Seeing this post, everyone fell silent. Not only because of Kamishiro's shameless username, but also because of the airport photo.
At a glance, it was taken the last time they went to Okinawa. Back then, they'd even wondered why he took a group photo at the airport for no reason—turns out this was where it came into play.
Strong.
"Truly worthy of you, Kamishiro."
"I think the title of 'Chief Underhanded Scumbag' could go to you now."
"This is called wisdom!"
Kamishiro snorted disdainfully. Those beasts still wanted to catch him? Dream on!
Aina: (???)
"I understand the logic, but why—why were the two of us dragged into this too?!"
Aina roared. That group photo had all five of them in it! Which meant that now, it wasn't just the three idiots—Chisa and she herself were also on the blacklist!
"Ahem… that was an accident."
Kamishiro coughed awkwardly. Given the situation back then, there was no way to exclude Aina and Chisa, so he just took the photo with everyone.
"Don't worry, Aina. Those beasts are pretty lenient toward girls—they won't make things hard for you two… wait, damn it, aren't you driving?!"
Only then did Kamishiro remember—he was talking to Aina!
The one driving!!!
Instantly, the three of them turned pale again, even briefly considering getting out and taking a taxi instead.
"Hmph!"
Aina snorted coldly. Considering safety, she ultimately kept driving. Damn it—if she'd known, she would've let Iori drive!
Wait…
These three idiots drank alcohol!!!
Could it be… that this was all part of your plan?!
{{(°△°; "}}!
The thought that the three idiots might have drunk just to avoid driving made Aina turn her head again, staring at them in shock.
Did they really have that kind of intelligence?!
Kamishiro: (???)
Although he didn't know why Aina suddenly looked like that, he didn't need to think much to know she definitely wasn't having any wholesome thoughts.
And also—
"Aina-chan, if you keep doing that, your license will be revoked."
Could you please respect the lives of the people in the car?!
Chisa was getting scared too. She clutched the handhold beside her and timidly asked,
"Are you tired? Should I drive for a bit?"
After all, Aina hadn't slowed down at all when she turned her head just now—if this continued, it really would be dangerous!
Hearing this, Aina put away the shock on her face and quickly shook her head.
"I'm fine. I was just irritated by these three idiots!"
"From now on, you three idiots are not allowed to talk!"
With that, Aina glared fiercely at the three of them. She wanted to know what happened next too, but driving made it inconvenient—so they'd discuss it after they arrived!
"So overbearing…"
Kamishiro muttered softly, then shut up under Aina's murderous glare.
After all, his life was currently in someone else's hands—and his little buddy still had plenty of energy. Kamishiro really didn't want to die young.
Since he couldn't talk, he might as well keep browsing that high school forum.
The notification sounds on his phone hadn't stopped since earlier—presumably the beasts' impotent rage~
Kamishiro opened the comments with a look of contempt.
And then—
"Holy crap?!"
"..."
Aina: (▼皿▼＃)
I said no talking!!!
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