[Buneary ♀ lv12 (Beginner)]
Pros and Cons Analysis: Good Talent Value with significant room for improvement, extremely high recognition of the Trainer, beneficial for accumulating intimacy and rapid evolution, rich inherited skills but low proficiency, characteristic is purely negative.
Summary: A clumsy Buneary girl, excellent as a pet for warming the bed, but requires significant effort to train into a competent fighter.
Marcus: ...?!
What the hell is a Buneary girl?! And warming the bed?! This System... could it be a furry fan?
[Ding, diagnosis complete. Please confirm whether to generate a training plan...]
Marcus curled his lip. Isn't that obvious?
"Confirm!"
[Ding, 50,000 PD consumed. Buneary short-term training plan has been generated. Please check...]
???
"What the hell...! Why does this function cost money?!"
[Ding, special reminder, the first training plan generation has received a 50% discount. It will return to the original price next time...]
Marcus: "I&￥…&%#…"
He glanced at his bank card and inexplicably thought of an advertising slogan from his previous life.
System: Hey, your bank card...
Marcus: No, it's your bank card...
"I want to see what kind of plan is so valuable..." With a heavy heart, Marcus opened the training plan:
[Buneary Initial Training Plan]
Characteristic Change: First, weaken and eliminate the Klutz characteristic through continuous flexibility training, then purposefully cultivate other high-quality characteristics to achieve a covering effect.
① Klutz characteristic elimination: Regularly complete exercises such as tuck jumps, long-distance running, sprints, swimming, dancing, and handstands. Increase weight according to capacity. This can effectively eliminate the effect of the Klutz characteristic.
② Recommended characteristic changes:
a. Speed Boost: By continuously stimulating the body, speed level increases by 1 level each turn in battle.
Training method: Weighted marathon, set speed goals in stages; Free Fall from cliffs, constantly approaching uniform acceleration by chasing objects thrown horizontally from similar heights.
b. Huge Power: Strengthens own power through yoga poses, doubling attack power.
Training method: Cultivate a love for yoga, learn the move 'Calm Mind' through daily yoga practice and watching yoga videos, and use it habitually.
c. Sniper: Sharply detects opponent's weaknesses through eye training, increasing critical hit power by 1.5x.
Training method: Download Crossfire and have the Pokemon achieve a 20-kill streak using a sniper rifle.
d. Clear Body characteristic: Prevents other Pokemon from lowering this Pokemon's stats.
Training method: Drink more Moomoo Milk, eat more papayas, and have the Trainer constantly massage the chest. This method can effectively increase the Buneary girl's charm.
e. Fluffy : Halves damage from contact moves, but takes double damage when hit by Fire-type moves.
Training method: Do not cut fur from now on and use premium Pokemon shampoo for half a year.
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② Expand Move Pool:
Charm: Watch overly sweet soap operas and imitate the female lead's behavior.
Thunder Wave: Open the selective compulsory second-year physics textbook, study the law of electromagnetic induction, and complete after-class exercises.
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After reading the first part, Marcus was silent. What is all this... only the first two seem somewhat reliable. The rest are just completely absurd...
Saying to let Buneary, with her short arms, play Crossfire? And snipe? And is that 20-kill streak serious?
Furthermore, are you sure this method trains chest muscles? This is clearly breast enhancement!!
And what about premium shampoo, soap operas... the most absurd is this law of electromagnetic induction!
Marcus himself didn't even understand it in his previous life, and now he has to make his Pokemon learn it? Are you kidding me?
Marcus lay directly on the grass, looking up at the sky, feeling utterly hopeless. Having such a bizarre System was truly exhausting...
But then again, if the Klutz characteristic could be replaced with Speed Boost or Huge Power, it would be a huge boost for Buneary...
Marcus pondered and continued to read:
Intimacy Cultivation: Satisfy the Pokemon's physiological and psychological needs through the Trainer's actions. If there are no needs, create needs, and constantly innovate to exceed the Pokemon's expectations.
ps: Pokemon are magical creatures. They can keenly sense people's feelings towards them. The secret to cultivating intimacy is to first fall in love with the Pokemon yourself.
Move Cultivation: Effectively improve move proficiency and expand the move pool through daily training.
① Move Proficiency Improvement:
Teeter Dance: Download League of Legends and have Buneary control the champion Singed the Chemist. Directly face five opponents and successfully toy with them to effectively improve Teeter Dance proficiency.
— "To dance, or not to dance, that is the question."
Power-Up Punch: Watch the One-Punch Man manga and imitate Saitama's boxing techniques to effectively improve the proficiency of all punching-type moves.
(ps: This may lead to baldness, use with caution)
Mimic: Download League of Legends and have Buneary control the champion Neeko. Transform into as many different forms as possible to effectively improve proficiency.
— "Neeko tries you on for size... Wow, I like it!"
Seismic Toss: Watch Slam Dunk and learn Rukawa Kaede's shooting posture to effectively improve proficiency.
— "Idiot, how long are you going to be nervous? Don't get in the way here!"
Baby-Doll Eyes: Develop the habit of giving the Trainer cute stares every day.
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Marcus: ....Who am I? Where am I?!
"Are these methods reliable...? No, they are completely absurd!"
Marcus felt like he was going crazy. He even couldn't help but imagine the scene of Buneary skillfully playing ranked matches in LoL...
[Ding, please do not question the System's professionalism...]
"Oh?! You finally spoke, huh? Hurry up and give me my money back!"
[The host can try and verify. If the training plan is confirmed to be ineffective, the consumed funds can be compensated tenfold...]
Marcus was stunned: "You're not serious, are you?"
"..."
The System did not answer, seemingly speechless at its host.
Marcus was half-convinced. He planned to let Buneary try it later... start a game of LoL!
Continuing to look down, there was one last section in the training plan:
Talent Cultivation: Randomly obtain a Talent Value by battling opponents of higher levels. Add points to improve in the cultivation page.
① Talent Point Allocation: Currently has 1 Special Attack Talent point.
② Transcend Species Talent (This function is not enabled)
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"Holy crap, it really can increase Talent Value!"
Marcus had obtained 1 Special Attack Talent point when he defeated Norman's Vigoroth, but because the talent cultivation hadn't been unlocked, he hadn't found it.
He thought the System had automatically added it to Miltank, but he didn't expect to be able to allocate points himself...
In other words, he could train a 'lopsided' Lopunny with extreme speed and extreme physical attack!
"Next, let me see if playing League of Legends is useful..."
Marcus held the Poke Ball, and with a thought, his consciousness took Buneary into a virtual space.
The furnishings here were like a well-decorated esports room, with constantly flashing lights, a tech-style case, and a super large curved screen, glowing metal keyboard and mouse, a seemingly very comfortable gaming chair, and so on...
There were also snack and drink counters nearby, so he could eat while playing.
As an internet addict, Marcus said: This is simply a dream!