Tsunade and Kushina proceeded to give me the aforementioned training.
While Tsunade and I have prolonged taijutsu confrontations and the use of medical ninjutsu in the middle of combat to further prolong my endurance and even using it to make my muscles denser to give me greater strength in the long term.
Tsunade mentioned the process by which muscle mass and density are gained, which involves causing small tears through exercise, and the body's own regenerative system hardens those same muscle fibers or even makes them larger to withstand the stresses caused by exercise.
So she had me train with certain repetition systems to break down my muscle fibers and healed me with her medical ninjutsu, accelerating the cells and causing the process to speed up.
In fact, thanks to training with her, I have been able to discover my body's capabilities. Although I have become stronger, I notice that my muscles are the type that develop quickly. I also accidentally discovered that if I train well, I can develop great elasticity to the point where I can put my feet behind my head.
A/N IRL i can do that from my childhood, lol
This gives me ideas for sneaking into certain areas, so I plan to try it out as soon as I get the chance.
Kushina, on the other hand, teaches me sealing techniques while I practice my calligraphy to make the appropriate seals.
But there was a time when I thought of experimenting with the writing itself, as it is similar to programming, where each stroke has a code already in place and only executes the commands of that code. This means that the stroke has to be perfect, as it would be like forgetting the semicolon in C++ or putting printz instead of the typical printf.
So, I started creating chakra storage seals, as if I were writing the code or stroke for the energy to be stored in the seal and placing a stroke for it to be released in another way.
That being the case, I think I just created a chakra battery with a release code, but when I pressed it, I had to put a timer on it, as it exploded in my hand, causing a lot of damage to my nervous system.
After the explosion, I feel a very strong numbness, as if I had lost the limb or the connection had been cut off, like when you fall asleep on your arm and stop feeling it for a few minutes.
Of course, Tsunade came immediately to heal me, but even though it was a failed result, it helped me to make more progress.
"Do you want to die? Don't you know how dangerous it is to play with the seals?" she shouted as she hurriedly healed me.
"Damn it, he reminds me of my second grandfather Tobirama," she whispered, although I could barely hear her mention Tobirama, but I didn't understand the rest.
I just nodded with a feeling of guilt, but I couldn't stop my curiosity to experiment, so next time I'd better use a shadow clone to do the job, thus avoiding damage to my real body.
But thanks to that failure, I managed to discover some uses for sealing techniques.
So yes, depending on the imbued chakra, I can now create stun grenades, Molotov cocktails, or in more everyday or festive cases, fireworks.
In fact, thanks to those batteries, I can store yang nature chakra and detonate the seal to recover my wounds and energy as if it were some kind of seed from the hermit in the world of Dragon Ball...
Could it be that I just accidentally discovered the basis of Tsunade's yin seal?
I don't know, but I'll try to develop this in the future.
I should also mention that in a day or two my hornets hatched, so now my house is surrounded by them, which is why none of the ANBU of mysterious origin are able to approach.
I guess they already know about my bullet ants, so I think that's why they're hesitant to approach my house, considering the hornets.
But as such, that takes a worry off my mind, because we must remember that my servants are also likely victims of the machinations of certain greedy elders.
In addition, I came up with the idea of having several bullet ants ride the hornets, so that as soon as the hornet lands on the target, the bullet ants rush to sting and inject their venom.
Also, the fact that there are too many hornets and this particular breed tends to be too aggressive, so the ANBU are too hesitant to approach.
I say ANBU, but their way of operating and their clothing make me think they are from the root division, so I have set several traps around the area with the purpose of causing a commotion and scaring them away.
That's how I leave my house every time I go out to train with Tsunade and Kushina. However, I promised Kakashi that I would train with him, so I sent a squad of hornets to go get him and tell him to go to Tsunade's residence if he couldn't find me.
Every day, Kakashi arrived with one of my hornets perched on his head, followed by Obito Uchiha and Rin Nohara, who continued to look uneasily at the giant hornet on Kakashi's head.
"Is this the first time you've seen one?" I asked with a mocking smile.
But Obito just snorted proudly.
"Of course not, there are lots of them near my house, so they're not scary....
Of course there are lots of them near your house, because they're mine and we're neighbors, you idiot.
But I only think that to myself and don't say it out loud as I look away with a still mocking smile.
I see Rin looking at me... What are you looking at? Do I have something on my face?
I want to say that, but it would be rude.
However, before my mind wanders any further, the four of us start training inside Tsunade and
Kushina's residence.
While Kakashi trains with his sword and chakra control, Obito is next to Rin, who is actually stunned as if she can't believe she's training in the house of the legendary Sannin Tsunade.
I remember that most kunoichis had great respect for Tsunade, but I think I underestimated it.
While to me she was nothing more than an adult with alcohol and gambling problems, to the rest she is the best medical ninja of all time as well as the strongest woman in the world.
On the other hand, Kushina is respected for being from the same family as Lady Mito.
It should be remembered that the Uzumaki family is held in very high esteem in Konoha.
Of course, so high esteem that the third didn't give a damn about what happened to Naruto, even though he was the son of an Uzumaki and the fourth Hokage.
Hypocritical bastard, if I have the chance to screw him over even a little, I will.
And so, two weeks of my training with the two of them and the trio of Kakashi, Rin, and Obito passed, but as soon as it was over, I went to my secret base to subject myself to poisons and toxins every day.
As I understand it, the human body is one of the most adaptable in the world, so much so that if someone from my original world eats poison in certain quantities, there will come a time when they become resistant to it.
If that happens in the previous world, how effective would it be in this one?
Well, we must remember that Hanzo the Salamander did exactly that: he ate a salamander and obtained its poisonous characteristics, tying himself to a gas mask that cannot be removed when his companions are nearby or do not have adequate protection.
So what I'm trying to do is exactly the same, but because I have sealing techniques on my side, I already have my countermeasures so I don't have to tie myself to a gas mask for life.
Well, during those two weeks, I had to go through poisoning every day.
I started with small doses, but for some reason, it didn't affect me much, as I couldn't really feel any effects, so I started to increase the doses and even mix them.
By the time I felt the effects, I started to circulate it with my chakra, causing the effect that didn't show before to show suddenly.
Circulating the poison with chakra caused me to feel the effects of the poison all at once, so there I was on the first day with severe convulsions, foaming at the mouth, aggressive tremors, numbness in my limbs, as well as severe vomiting and terribly altered vision with both double vision and highly blurred vision along with some red spots.
At the same time, I began to circulate healing chakra to gradually combat the effects, but I was so stunned that I thought I was going to die. Fortunately, I was able to force myself to stay awake, so I was finally able to neutralize the poison.
Although it is a severe and painful procedure, it is something I have to do if I want to become stronger.
Again and again, I suffered the effects of the poison daily for several hours.
As soon as I stopped feeling the effects, I took more doses, and as time went by, I began to increase them to gain at least some resistance or immunity to the poison.
...
The sensation is horrible, the vertigo that accompanies the poison is very aggressive, causing everything to spin even when I am lying down.
I cannot help but wave my arms as if I were hugging myself while enduring the vertigo and rolling on the floor in agony.
AAAHHHHH FUCK, I mixed in some puto-toxin, so now, apart from vertigo and numbness, I have unbearable pain all over my body, as if I had been turned into a honeycomb by bullets.
While it's true that you gain resistance this way, I have to say it's horrible. The progression of the poison in my body is like the unicorn cat in the window in that cloud.
I feel my eyes rolling and random thoughts flooding my head, which unfortunately are much more absurd than usual. duri duri dam dam duri duri dam waaaaoooo.
Pi equals 3.14159265358979323846.
The president of that country was a complete moron. I think he escaped from the asylum to fuck that goat.
Countless shepherds were to blame for communism; it's the penguins' fault.
Damn polar bears caused the dollar to fall in the 1940s.
In terms of human reproduction, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon.
Little Tommy was a drug addict, but he's not one anymore because his uncle killed him, his uncle killed him, he shot him, little Tommy, his uncle killed him.
Itsy bitsy spider was selling Maria Juana, the cops came and took him away.
Duri duri dam dam duri duri dam WAAAAOOOOOO duri duri dam dam duri duri dam MAMBO.
Kurama was at the window... no, wait, it was an orange cat. He told me to stop training. I think he spoke to me in Russian. Since when do I know Russian? Oh shit, am I bleeding or is that paint? Oh no, that's my hornets breakdancing...
There in the fountain was a churro, it was getting big, it was getting smalr ...
Today I want to savor my pain I do not ask for compassion or pity The story of this love was written For eternity
Расцветали яблони и груши
Поплыли туманы над рекой
Выходила на берег Катюша
На высокий берег, на крутой
Выходила на берег Катюша
На высокий берег, на крутой
And all of that, that's what I stammered as I endured the agony of being poisoned, to which hallucinogens and toxins were added to force the body to develop antibodies against these substances.
It was an agonizing period in which I'd rather be kicked in the balls than have to endure those effects, but in the end it wasn't in vain, since almost by the last day of the month, I managed to gain full immunity to its effects.
I have to admit I thought I'd die from my own stupidity. I even left a small will, but from what I can see, I didn't need it.
Let's celebrate with some ramen, yeeeeees.
While I didn't develop the same ability as Hanzo the salamander, at least I developed immunity. Which is good, right?
Duri duri dam dam duri duri dam MAMBO.
Damn, it seems a side effect is that my random thoughts are much stronger.
I don't know whether to lament it or see it as an effect worth enduring in exchange for the poison immunity.
Na, forget it, is just my normal thinking in absurd shit.
When I get up while still ingesting more of my poisons, I find a note, which I open and proceed to read:
If you're reading this, it means I'm either dead... or asleep. If I'm dead, don't touch my things. If I'm asleep, don't touch anything either. In fact, don't touch anything ever. Except ramen. Ramen eats itself.
To my hornets: If I die, inherit my library. Don't read it, the letters bite. Attack anyone who tries to touch my sake. Except Tsunade. You can let Tsunade take whatever she wants (although she won't leave anything).
Kakashi, if I survive, give me back the book I didn't lend you. And yes, I know you have it. Don't ask how I know, I already know you're making out with your dog's picture.
Obito, stop staring at Rin while we're training. I don't want you groping around like an idiot in the night.
If this note is stained red: it's either blood or ink. If it's ink, ignore it. If it's blood, ignore it too, why bother?
Finally... if you see an orange cat speaking Russian, DO NOT follow it. It's not Kurama. It's worse. (Kurama, if it's you, don't eat me.)
P.S.: Oh, you dirty little thing, I'm leaving you with a little bit of shit.
...
...
What the fuck?
This doesn't make any fucking sense.
Did the hallucinogens hit me that hard?
I can't help but feel a little sorry for myself as I read the note, because while I know I was under the influence of those substances, reading for yourself the stupid things you say in that state isn't very comfortable.
I think those who are recorded while drunk or drugged will understand what I'm saying...
Well, what does it matter?
I throw the note away and burn it, making sure no one but me has read it, because, no matter how small the chance, I don't want it to be read.
But anyway, I achieved my desired immunity and came out alive, so it's not what I expected, but I'm satisfied.
...
Thinking of everything I could have done under the influence of those substances, I curl up in a corner of the cave and hug my legs as if to tell myself it wasn't in vain.
This feels like a hangover and post-nut clarity.
A/N:
Hello, here I am again.
Right now, I'm feeling pretty fuzzy from the medicines, so I took the opportunity to describe more or less what it feels like when they have an unwanted effect on me, whether because they didn't work for me or for some other reason.
Anyway, in the case of Kenji's lineage, I don't think this is the right time, as it would be rushing things too much, so I'll take my time and drop hints throughout the story.
An example would be that a normal person would have died from Kenji's poisons, because thanks to his lineage, he was able to withstand it, as well as the ease with which he gained muscle even at such a young age, typical from Kumogakure (just look at the Raikages and the rest of the ninjas in that village).
But anyway, saying more would be a spoiler, so I'll leave it at that. Bye :DD
Just in case, some of the songs are in spanish, just try to find'em if you want xD