"What? You said this is the Federal Bureau of Investigation Academy?"
"That boss, whose brain was kicked by a donkey, didn't mention it, did he?"
"As FBI Agents, you wouldn't make things difficult for a talking teddy bear, would you?"
"Of course, if you want to try the good stuff I have, that's not impossible…"
Dante watched the blabbering teddy bear in front of him, his mouth twitching.
Is the world really so vast and full of wonders?
Why did they have to bring in this vulgar teddy bear?
"Alright, you little gadget with a brain full of yellow waste, stop flapping your gums and quickly tell us how you snuck in!"
Although Wolverine was always joking around with acquaintances, acting like a middle-aged drunkard without any decorum.
But when he got serious, he was quite scary.
A face full of muscle and a pair of claws were definitely the standard for a tough guy.
"Woah, woah, woah! Keep those claws away from me! I'm a living toy bear! Living! Although if I accidentally get my outer skin cut, it can be sewn back up!"
"Cut your outer skin? If you don't want to be torn to shreds by him, then hurry up and confess." Dante also lowered his head, his face grim. "Although I am a great benevolent person who never harms others, I sometimes choose to be selectively blind."
"At that time, what this gentleman with steel claws will do to you, I can't guarantee."
After saying that, he prepared to turn around.
Teddy bear was inherently a timid fellow, and he immediately cowered.
Fortunately, he was a toy bear, otherwise he would have already peed himself from fright.
"Alright! I'm an employee of the vegetable supplier! This time I secretly snuck into the car delivering supplies to the Federal Bureau of Investigation Academy, thinking of secretly taking photos of some superpowered girls, but I got stuck in this supply warehouse and couldn't get out."
"So I thought, since I'm here, I'll make myself at home, and take a puff to calm down first."
Dante was amused by this utterly depraved toy bear.
Smoking weed to calm down, huh?
He reached out and grabbed the teddy bear, then walked out.
As he walked, the teddy bear squirmed in his hand.
"Damn it! Bro, don't press your hand on my tag! It tickles! Hahahaha!"
…
After taking the teddy bear to the reception room, Dante contacted his family using the phone number he provided.
Then he also learned how he transformed from a toy bear into a living toy bear.
According to him, it was one night thirty years ago when he suddenly gained life.
The reason was that his best friend made a wish to God in his sleep!
Then he came to life!
"Although I don't understand the principle behind it, I am indeed a living creature." Teddy took a deep drag from the hookah pipe. "The most amazing thing is, a while ago I was chased by a perverted father and son who were obsessed with plush toys, and they tore me in half, and then I briefly died for a night…"
"That night, my best friend's girlfriend made another wish, hoping I would come back to life."
"And then I came back to life again."
"Pay tribute to Teddy, the legendary King of Endurance! Roar, roar, roar!"
Dante rubbed his temples.
Damn, this toy bear was high.
Getting high in the Federal Bureau of Investigation Academy was unprecedented and would never be replicated.
Most importantly…
Dante really didn't know how to condemn a toy bear!
What's wrong with a toy bear smoking weed?
His entire body was filled with cotton. No damage at all!
And he didn't even emit any second-hand smoke, it was all in that pipe.
However, the information he revealed still had some value.
A wish, and then he came to life.
If it were in the original movie, it might just be an abstract, absurd deus ex machina.
But in this mixed universe, it's very likely that it genuinely involves some mysterious supernatural power.
However, judging from the state of Teddy and his best friend, it's probably just an accidental touch of this power.
Although Dante had no interest in a teddy bear, he needed to understand its origins.
Granting life to an inanimate object without changing its essence, this kind of power…
It was somewhat outrageous.
At this moment, Dante's personal terminal lit up.
A call from the Federal Bureau of Investigation Academy's main gate guard.
"Agent Dante, an old Chevrolet has arrived outside the Federal Bureau of Investigation Academy. They said they received a notification from the Federal Bureau of Investigation to pick up Teddy."
"Yes, I had them notified. After inspection, let them through. Tell him I'm waiting in the reception room."
"Received."
After saying that, the call was disconnected.
About ten minutes later, a good-looking but inexplicably somewhat timid middle-aged man appeared outside the reception room door.
As soon as he saw Teddy, he excitedly reached out to push the door, wanting to come in…
Then he pushed, but it didn't open, and his face slammed into the glass.
Dante knew that he shouldn't have too many illusions about characters from comedy movies.
He could only walk over and open the door while the middle-aged man outside was rubbing his nose and crying out in pain.
"This door opens by pulling it outwards."
"…Bro, there's no sign here. How was I supposed to know I had to pull it open?"
What he said was quite true.
But even a normal person, if they got the opening method wrong, wouldn't make a mistake that almost shattered their nose.
"You are John?"
"Yes, that's me." The timid middle-aged man shook hands with Dante somewhat awkwardly. "I'm really sorry, this guy's head is always a bit unclear, and he's caused you trouble. If there's nothing else, I'll take him away."
"Hmm, nothing major, but given that he entered the Federal Bureau of Investigation's non-public facility without permission, he needs to have an electronic chip implanted for us to monitor his movements."
"What~? Isn't that an electronic ankle monitor? Is secretly taking photos of superpowered girls such a big crime?"
"You don't have to wear it." Dante nodded. "But accordingly, I will inform the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation Academy of all your information. What those 'superpowered girls' you mentioned will do to you then will be none of my business. Our Federal Bureau of Investigation, to some extent, does not need to comply with America's laws."
"Cough, cough, Agent Dante, I was wrong." Teddy's fur stood on end, frightened by Dante's words. "Alright, put that damn electronic ankle monitor on me!"
Dante waved his hand, and the internal Agent waiting outside immediately walked in with a collar.
"Don't worry, our electronic chip won't look like an ankle monitor on the outside."
"See this style? Doesn't it fit your teddy bear characteristics quite well?"
Teddy took the collar and resignedly put it around his short, thick neck.
Although his actions were obedient, his mouth couldn't help but complain:
"F*ck, I look like a plush toy stolen from a neighbor's little girl's bedroom by some old pervert with a weird fetish!"
(To be continued.)
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